So…this weekend I’m having my FIRST EVER all-bi-girl lingerie slumber party! Woot woot! I’ll bet you boys would like to be a fly on THAT wall, wouldn’t ya? So I thought I’d TEASE you a bit by telling you what I have in mind!

The night starts off at my place here in Los Angeles, with wine and a little 420, cuz that’s how this chick rolls, literally!

5 girls (plus me!) are coming, and each is bringing a different alcohol and snack. We have girlie movies to watch– the night starts off simply, with an 80’s throwback, “Nine to Five”.

We eat, we drink, we smoke. The girls all get into their lingerie or PJs. Then we progress to sexier movies– we’re watching…BOUND while we play spin-the-bottle!

All the girls are either single, or in relationships with men where they have “permission” to be with girls. I suspect it will be a VERY fun night. We all heap onto my bed to cuddle in a pile of pillows, etc. If it goes swimmingly, I’ll try to host this hotness once a month. Aaaaaaaaand, I just might post PICS too, if the girls say they don’t mind!

BTW, three of us girls are working the lines this weekend at the number below, so if you’re reading this and you call, ask us about our all-girl night!

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So how are you “single” guys handling your morning hard-ons? Are you just tugging one out while still in bed? In the shower? I mean, I’m a chick so the idea of imagining that is kind of hot, but honestly, I’ll bet that gets BORING for YOU plenty of the time, no?

I guess you haven’t heard that there are some guys who have “discovered” an ingenious way of handling their wood that keeps them smiling all day after. I mean, think about it…are YOU still grinning about whacking it that morning, by the time lunch or dinner rolls around? I highly doubt it, dude.

 

So…what are these guys doing that’s giving them chubbies all day just remembering it?

They’re letting ME or one of my sexy coworkers start their day off RIGHT by giving their cock what it deserves: an EPIC ORGASM worthy of a hardworking man! Cuz really, boys, us slutty girls know that you NEED a good morning release to get clearheaded for the day. And here’s the extra great part, and I’m for real here: WE LOVE IT TOO! We’re not baristas or waitresses or cashiers for a reason! We love to MAKE YOU CUM, and you guys are actually way more a part of our “real lives” than you ever really know…

Picture, if you will, my coworker Delilah. She’s 19, gorgeous- tall, thin, dark… and she’s paying her way through college (a pretty prestigious one, in fact) having phone sex. Now, just like any service business, we all have our “regulars”. Do you know that we have our favorites, too? Her most favorite regular is on the east coast, and calls her at 6:30am (9:30 her time) every Monday through Friday morning. He calls right at the start of her day because he loves knowing he’s her FIRST fuck of the day, every day. He’s mid-forties and some kind of executive, and likes to refer to himself in the third person as “Daddy”, but that’s all we know. Anyway, this is a perfect example of their morning trysts, and something YOU should get to enjoy too, by the way!

So picture this…somewhere in a small downtown apartment, a young woman is starting her day. She has class on campus later, but is, for the moment, sipping coffee in her robe, relaxing at home. Her cell phone rings.

“Hello?” she answers quietly, cradling the phone to her ear.

“It’s me. I want you to stop what you’re doing, and get onto your bed.”

She puts down her mug and walks over to her bed, the white satin robe swishing against her smooth, tan legs. She lays down on the bed, and puts the phone back to her ear.

“OK.”

“Now reach into the bedside drawer and get my favorite toy. Turn it on and let me hear it.”

She stretches her slender but shapely body across the mattress and reaches into the draw. She pulls out a long, purple vibrator and presses the button, and holds it up to her cell for a few seconds.

“Now what, Daddy?”

“Faster- make the setting faster.”

She presses the button twice more, causing the toy buzz loudly, madly vibrating in her hand.

“That’s right…now, are you naked?”

“I just have on my robe.”

“Good. Lay down flat on your back, and untie the robe. Now open it.”

Slowly, deliberately enjoying this simple act, she pulls on a tie of her robe and it gives. With her left hand, she pushes the robe to the sides, revealing her breasts, one at a time, and her smoothly-waxed pussy. The breasts are perfect—perky and round, and still point to the ceiling despite her supine position.

“OK daddy, my robe is open.”

“How are your nipples? Are they hard?”

“Not yet.”

“Pinch them. Make them hard for Daddy.”

The woman cradles the phone in the nook of her laying shoulder and grabs her nipples. She wants to squeeze and tug on the fleshy part of the breasts too, but knows she must only do what she is told. Obediently, she takes her pink, bead-size nipples between long, French-manicured nails and pinches hard, and releases. With each tweak, her labia aches and her clit starts to tingle.

“How does that feel?”

“It feels really good, Daddy…”

“Now grab your toy again.”

“Got it.”

“You can play on the outside, but don’t put it in yet.”

With her nipples now hard little pebbles pointing skyward, the girl obeys his next command, pressing the vibrator against her.

“Mmmmmmm, daddy…yes, don’t make me stop” she says, arching her back toward the toy, letting it throb and hum against her fleshy pink mound.

Her long brown hair grazes her shoulders and falls to the sides as she teases her pussy with hard and then soft pressure, making sure not to part the lips all the way just yet.

She moans into his ear as the intensity grows.

“Put me on speaker, and then put the phone between your tits.”

“Oh yeah, Daddy!” she says as she engages her speaker phone and places the cell on her breastbone between her two soft, bouncing titties.

“OK daddy.”

“Do you want to cum this morning?”

“Yes, daddy, please!”

“Good—now you can put it in, BUT SLOWLY!”

With both hands now free, she opens her juicy slit and plunges the head of the purple rubber cock inside her with a loud “oh yes!”

“Find your G-spot.”

She moans, letting the toy enter her fully, and then brings it about halfway back out, angling it upwards.

“Mmmmmmmm…” she moans as her tight pussy throbs around the shaft, slowly moving in a circle until she finds the right spot.

“That’s right, fuck yourself—rub that G-spot…”

Her body begins to tense.

“That’s ME right there, baby—that’s MY FAT COCK inside you, stroking your spot so good. You love it, don’t you?”

“Yes daddy…it feels SO good!”

“Daddy’s got his cock in his hands. I’m stroking it thinking about you-about being inside your tight little pussy right now. God, that’s amazing. Daddy wants a nice, big, fat orgasm. You make Daddy cum so hard his ears ring. Let me hear you cum so I can cum too. You know what I like.”

“OK daddy…” she trails off, now concentrating intensely on rubbing herself from the inside, gliding the fake purple cock in and out, up and back. She pictures him on the other end, thick erection in hand, working his staff. It gets her hotter, and she grinds against the toy harder, faster.

“Oh…my….god, Daddy…I’m CUMMING!”

Her legs go stiff, her back arches, and her toes curl. The muscles on her right arm flex as she works the toy hard against her G-spot, sending waves of uncontrollable pleasure through her body. Her pussy seems to contract around the toy, holding it inside her, greedily eating it up. Her tits bounce with the vibration as her whole body convulses.

“OH YES DADDY!” she screams in a final wave of pleasure.

That does it. On the other end, his cock explodes, pumping a thick, full load onto his stomach and chest. It takes them both a moment to catch their breath. He can hear her panting.

“You dirty little slut—now you got me all dirty too,” he tells her, looking down at his cum-coated, still slightly erect cock.

“Now…what are you going to be thinking about in class all day?”

“You, Daddy,” she laughs mischievously.

“That’s right. Now go put on a black thong—that’s what I want you to wear today. Under a nice skirt.”

“OK, Daddy.”

“And when you’re in class, and your professor is being all witty, and you start to wonder what it might be like to fuck this older, educated man, remember that MY cock is what you service FIRST, every single day.”

“Of course, Daddy.”

“So you just remember, even when you’re riding some cute guys your own age from school, that your pussy is MINE FIRST—that I make you cum FIRST. Isn’t that right?”

“Yes, Daddy, always.”

“Good girl. Now hurry up and get ready for school before I have to punish you next time.”

“Bye, Daddy. Thank you!”

They both hang up their phones and lay where they are a minute more, catching their breath…

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OK, I’m off my soapbox now, but really, TRY US! We really believe the world would be a better place if everyone got LAID more regularly! A happy cock is a peaceful one, so let us make you happy, loves. <3

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OK…so last week we talked dirty about phone domination. This week I have my thoughts set on…mutual MASTURBATION!

Why oh why, in the year 2015, are straight women still afraid of masturbating for their partners? Being that I not only LOVE LOVE LOVE to masturbate, but that I also adore a one-man (or woman) audience for it, I couldn’t help but wonder why some (many, in fact!) women simply cannot perform this act in their lover’s presence?

Let’s take my friend I’ll call Tanya, for example. She’s in her early thirties, no kids, and is by no means your “average” woman. She’s got a Master’s degree, still looks 25 and weighs all of 100lbs, and is currently in her first polyamorous relationship. She’d always been a bit of a wild child sexually—she was TOTALLY what we call JAIL BAIT as a teen—lost her virginity at 13 and dressed in the most scant punk whore attire you can imagine back in the early 90’s. Sex was not taboo or stigmatized for her in any way growing up. Her lack of inhibition wasn’t just due to youth- over the years she’s remained open sexually, from dancing naked at art shows to coming out as bisexual—she’s always been what I considered one of my more “sexually comfortable” female friends.

In fact, you may as well know she was MY first bisexual experience! Not my first KISS—that was with a young Michelle Pfeifer look-alike lipstick lesbian(I’ll tell you all about it sometime!)- but my first full-on SEX with a woman. (I know—it’s STILL hot to think about!) Plus, we were roommates on more than one occasion, so I know she wasn’t “quiet” in the bedroom. While she wasn’t “kinky” by standard definition—she hadn’t been into domination and submission—she was definitely open to many experiences beyond missionary, if you know what I mean. She was (and remains!) one of my few girlfriends who not only say they LOVE giving head, but she also truly LIKES swallowing cum. And she used a glass dildo on my like a pro more than once—have I painted the picture here? She LIKED sex. A lot. She wasn’t shy about it.

However, about a year and half ago she started dating a really kinky dude. He’s into ALL kinds of kink, from wearing his cock in a chastity belt while being teased, to being forced to wear women’s clothing, to begging to be fucked in the ass daily with a strap-on. She really loves this guy and has been more than happy to “learn” to be dominant, since he’s into being dominated. She’s taken to it like a duck to water, as the saying goes. And she’s helped him experiment for the first time with his dormant bisexual side (they’re poly and swingers), which was pretty much the ONLY thing this guy hadn’t tried yet. So now they are pretty much doing EVERYTHING in the book…except ONE thing: SHE CAN’T MASTURBATE FOR HIM!

I know, right? She’s got a strap-on up his ass, a ball-gag in his mouth, and women’s panties around his ankles, and yet, for some reason she can’t quite explain, she can’t perform this act for him, or anyone else. And this is nothing new to me—I have MULTIPLE female friends who are simply not comfortable getting off manually in front of their guys.

I targeted Tanya, asking her WHY this isn’t happening in her sex life? She wasn’t sure at first, but when I dug a bit, it seemed to me that her inhibition came from two things: not feeling “secure” with her orgasm being “scrutinized” so closely by someone who wasn’t also in the throes his/herself, and performance anxiety. Let’s start with talking about the first of the two…

I know it’s sort of unwelcome to say this, but yeah, some people DO make funny faces when cumming. We’ve seen it in real life, and we’ve suffered through it in the movies (I was totally thinking Walberg in Boogie Nights with that one!) too. But are expressions of passion, while sometimes, well, odd, are also still sexy. The person is experiencing sexual pleasure, and that’s HOT. I think guys naturally understand this, but I’m not sure women do nearly as much, unfortunately. We can be so preoccupied with wanting to look perfect and goddess-like at all times that we forget men don’t actually really dig PERFECT—they want sexy and attainable and REAL. They want us NOT to care if our hair gets mussed. I learned that a long time ago in my sexual adventures, but not all women seem privy to this liberating fact!

So…how do you get your girl to stroke her pussy for you? To lean back and take her toy, or her hand, slide it in between her legs, and let loose…

I suggest, if your partner isn’t so into the idea, to try it with the lights off first.
Let her escape worrying about making a silly or tense face in the darkness. Then she can just concentrate on the feeling.

Or, it might be fun for you to just wear a blindfold while she does it. That could very well enhance HER experience too, having that new “power” over you and the situation.

Also- ahem—try doing OVER THE PHONE. You can’t see her, she doesn’t feel “studied”…it’s a great scenario for play. You can gradually, as her comfort level increases, start lighting a candle before beginning. And make sure she can SEE and HEAR how aroused you are—that’s crucial. You’re stroking it while she’s “working” and you need to be sure to tell her how hard you are, and how much it turns you on when she touches herself.

As for the second, well, performance anxiety is a hard one. The pressure to climax- to provide that grand finale- can be an accidental deterrent to both men and women alike. It truly helps, obviously, the more comfortable you are in general with your partner. But it’s a great idea to make sure she knows that an orgasm ISN’T the end-all-be-all. Let her know that it’s “safe” to just play and that you’re not “in it” for the “payoff”– that just watching her touch herself in ANY capacity or intensity is super hot for you. Sometimes we just can’t take too much “pressure” to “make it happen”, so it’s nice to know YOU won’t be disappointed if that’s the case. If we feel like you enjoy ALL of it, no matter where it leads, that helps us relax.

Lastly, let her watch YOU, if she will. I LOVE watching guys jerk themselves–I don’t know why, but it gets me hotter than watching “regular sex” in action.

xoxo
MIA

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So…the other day I was thinking about phone domination, and how there isn’t enough interest in this very fun form of play. Most of the kinky folks I know go out and play for real, but that’s because I’m in Los Angeles, and we’ve got a whole huge scene out here for that. But what about my beloved callers in East Nowhere, Texas? Timbuktu? The middle of Kansas? Or, worse yet, Saudi Arabia? (Yes, I totally have gotten Saudi callers!) They have very little access (if any) to kink, let alone a dungeon to go LEARN how to play, if they wanted. I wonder…would these guys be interested in phone domination? I’d love to train men to obey me over the phone! And, I’d love to SUBMIT over the phone, if the caller knows what he wants! But how do I get these guys to that place where they are comfortable dominating over the phone, without any real “training”? One big rule in the kink world is that you should never be doing to someone else what you yourself have not experienced. You don’t spank others until YOU’VE been spanked, so you know how it feels, how much or little it can hurt, etc. It’s a way of keeping dommes /doms accountable. So, where do these guys in non-metropolitan areas go to get TRAINED in the ways of domination and submission? I have been thinking that our girls should offer this training! I know it’s just an idea…but I wonder if more people would be open to it? What do you guys think? Would YOU want to be dominated over the phone? Would you like an example? ;)

CALLER: hi!

ME: Don’t “hi” me– what’s your name?

CALLER: it’s James

ME: No, it’s not. It’s SLAVE. You understand?

CALLER: OK.

ME: No “OK” here- it’s “YES MISTRESS!” when you answer me!

CALLER: yes, mistress!

ME: Good, now that we’ve got that established, I want you to take out your cock. DON’T play with it–don’t you dare just yet. Just take it out. Tell me when it’s in your hand.

CALLER: OK mistress, it’s in my hand.

ME: You want to stroke it, don’t you, you dirty little boy? All you think about is FUCKING with that thing, huh?

CALLER: ugh…

ME: That was rhetorical, Slave! I don’t need to ASK you anything– I KNOW. And I know that your cock runs your whole life. Every man’s does- should I assume you’re ANY different? Hell no! You’re just like all those dirty men, trying every day to get some precious pussy! And now, I’m going to use YOUR cock for MY benefit, you understand?

CALLER: yes mistress

ME: Good! Now I want you to touch the head…GENTLY! Are you hard?

CALLER: yes mistress

ME: Now I want you to squeeze your balls, but when you do it, I want you to think about all the girls you’ve fucked before…all the pussy you’ve shoved your hard cock into without even knowing their last names probably…squeeze them HARDER…you need to punish that thing before I will even CONSIDER letting you CUM!

…. …. …..   …. …. …. ….

You like? Do you want a teaser taste of ME being dominated instead? :) Here it goes…

 

ME: Hello, master.

CALLER: Hello, my little slut. Have you been waiting for me?

ME: You know I have, master. I live to serve your cock.

CALLER: That’s right, you do! And that’s what I want right now.

ME: Should I SUCK IT first, master? May I?

CALLER: Yeah…I’m taking it out…get on your knees. First, though, what are you wearing?

ME: I’m only wearing high heels and black lace thong, master.

CALLER: Good…take that thong and just pull it over to the side, so I can see your pussy.

ME: OK, master, it’s done. I’m already wet, as you can see.

CALLER: Good…now on your knees…now tell me how much you want my cock.

ME: I do, master! I want to suck you off so bad. I’ve been thinking about it all day!

CALLER: Oh really? HOW BAD do you want it?

ME: Bad enough to beg for it! Can I PLEASE suck your cock, master? My throat misses your cum!

CALLER: Put it in your mouth. That’s right. Now suck it!

ME: Mmmmmmmm….

CALLER: Mmmmm, that feels so good, I might stick it in your ass, too. Would you like that, you little whore?

ME: Yes master!

 

CALLER: You want me to spread those fine-ass cheeks, don’t you? Spread ’em and slide this big fat cock in there, huh?

ME: YES, master!

… … … … … … … … …  …. ….   ….  …

Sooooooooo….does that turn you on? Are you as turned on reading it as I am writing it? Good thing I’m home alone right now, because I’ve actually been fondling my pussy between typing! Seriously, I LOVE good phone domination! It’s so freaking HOT!

So you out there in internet land– please comment and tell me if phone domination interests you? Would you consider it over “regular vanilla” phone sex? Would it add to the fun and the fantasy for you? Also, I’m always curious to hear who likes to dominate, and who likes to submit. I’m a true switch, so I like it all–I’m greedy like like! And I’m curious to know how many callers are curious about phone domination, now that 50 Shades of Gray has cast some public light on this world? Let me know, loves!

xoxxxo

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Today I want to blog about BLOWJOBS! As a phone sex operator, I give a lot of phone head. It takes a bit of creativity (but not too much!) to imagine a hard cock in my face with just a voice on the other line. If he’s got a deep voice, I picture a thick, veiny but short cock. 5 inches, max. If his voice is more mid-range, I picture one of those curving cocks that swoop upward towards the sky, with a really defined dark pink head. If he’s got a softer voice, I picture an arrow-straight, smooth, skinny and long cock- 8 inches maybe- pointing right at my lips. If he’s got a Euro accent- I know he’s probably uncut, and so I make sure I let him know I’m peeling back that sexy foreskin first! And a black cock…well, that’s easy, isn’t it?
So, the obvious thing here is that GUYS LOVE BLOWJOBS. I don’t think anyone will argue that. So why does it seem that SOME women aren’t into giving them? Are they just total prudes who deserve our scorn? Or are they BJ sluts-in-waiting, and the “right” cock is going to unleash their inner whore? I was pondering this question all last month, so I decided to do something about it.
Since I’ve always been more than happy to swallow the meat stick, I started to ask some of my more “normally-employed” female friends about if they do, or don’t, give head. I’m changing their names to protect the innocent!
“Leah” I’ve known for six years. She’s 29, works at an insurance company, has one kid, and has been dating the same guy for more than a year. When I asked her if she “gladly gives head”, she said “sometimes”.
I pressed further: “What times don’t you mind—or actually LIKE—giving head?”
As it turns out, Leah was using head to fend off regular sex. As in, when she didn’t feel like having sex but her partner wanted it, so was “placating him” (my words, not hers) with a blowjob instead. No wonder she wasn’t really into it—it had become the compromise between them when she wasn’t feeling super sexual.
“Monica”, as it turned out, loves giving head. Maybe TOO much. She’s 26, and I’ve known her for about three years. She manages two buildings, and this affords her A LOT of free time. Apparently, she fills this free time with blowjobs! She’s not dating “anyone special”, but she’s blowing half of Koreatown, apparently, married and otherwise. For her, she likes the power. I must admit I was a bit surprised. I mean, I knew she was kind of a wild child, but I had no idea she was sucking off half the city- even married guys!
“Kim” is exactly what I was expecting to find. Kim is 34, a realtor, single, and told me she doesn’t like giving head. When I fished, I found out that Kim has a sensitive gag reflex, and always had feared that one day she’d end up puking on some guy’s cock. And since this had kept her from doing the deed too often, she now worried that her “BJ skills” left much to be desired. In fact, Kim was pretty sure her last boyfriend left her for another girl specifically because the girl in question allegedly gave great head!
“Becky” and “Lisa” 27, and 31, are both in relationships, and tell me that their boyfriends always seem to want more head. Becky said she “didn’t mind” giving it, but didn’t know how anyone could “love it”. Lisa said she liked it alright, but felt loathe to give it up to a guy who hadn’t either 1) committed to her, 2) gone down on HER first!
Blowjobs…who knew they were political?!
Finally, I talked to “Jill” who said she WANTED to love giving BJs, but felt she wasn’t very good at it, and didn’t feel she looked sexy while doing it, so she hardly ever did.
That’s when I decided to hatch another experiment: could I give the girls who WANTED to be better tips that would cause them to enjoy it more? I decided it was time to share what I know!
I set up a “blowjob workshop” and invited Becky, Kim, and Leah, and Jill. (I decided Monica and Lisa didn’t need my help!) After a few glasses of vino, I took out the bananas…and turned on the PORN!
Can you imagine how HOT it was to have 4 ladies (plus myself) packed onto my back patio, deep-throating bananas? It really brought out the BI in me, but this was for SCIENCE, after all, so I kept my horniness in check and stuck to playing teacher. With my banana in hand, I showed them how to control their gag reflex by nose-breathing, and learning to let the tongue relax. I showed them how and where to squeeze, how much and how intensely to stroke, and threw in a few personal faves like a tongue-swirl over the head that always drives my guys nuts. All in all, it was a great night filled with sexually-charged ladies—what could be better?
Kim was a big surprise—the girl who was afraid of gagging learned to master the deep-throat in under 2 hours! She was SO excited to go on a date to try out her skills! So, being the sweet wonder-slut that I am, I set her up on a date with my friend Keith- someone I knew I could rely on for an honest response. Sure enough, Kim and Keith hit it off, and the night ended with his lovely cock down her throat…and they both loved it!
Jill showed great improvement too- she was dating someone for a few months and was able to try out what she learned on him that very night! I’m happy to report that she blew him away- literally! He asked her “where she’d been hiding” her suck-skills, and she only laughed and told him there was a lot about her he didn’t know yet!

 

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That’s right ladies…are there ANY ladies listening? Or am I just preaching to the men? If you ladies are out there, hear me now: BLOW YOUR GUY! If you don’t think you’re good at it, LEARN! I’m sure he won’t mind you practicing on him! If you are worried you don’t look sexy, or look “funny” doing it, trust me when I tell you that with his cock in your mouth, you’ve NEVER looked hotter to your man!

And guys…they don’t call it a blow JOB for nothing! It’s fun, it’s sexy, but it’s also hard work! If you want your lady to go down, make it NICE down there! Sweaty balls are not appetizing! Shower, and please, for the love of god, wax or at least trim back your forest of pubes! And don’t forget to tell your girl how HOT it gets you to see her mouth around your cock! And, last but certainly not least, don’t forget to RECIPROCATE and eat your lady’s box right! Hmmmmmm…maybe I just came up with my next blog!

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Updated 11/9/2021: We have to keep it SAFE FOR WORK on there because obviously Instagram doesn’t allow adult content. Yet somehow, people are finding ways to post half naked content.

Not to go off on a tangent here (I lied, I’m about to) but I dream of an alternate universe, a universe that accomodates porn, porn stars, sex workers, sex educators and basically anyone who is involved – businesses and consumers alike. We would have adult versions of everything – from Facebook, to Twitter, to Instagram; even all the channels on TV would be just adult entertainment and a sex ed channel of course. Our malls and restaurants would have funny ‘porn-y’ names. Imagine that. The mainstream entertainment people can have their universe back.

But if it DID actually happen, please believe that A LOT of people would be jumping on board this alternate adult universe.

Because sex sells & everyone loves porn.

Like what you see? Then you know the drill:

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If you ever wonder why we post so many MILFs – it’s because they’re in such high demand around here. Lately it’s becoming more & more like this: old guys like young girls and young guys like older women. Or to take things even further – the Daddy & Daughter, Mother & Son taboo relationship. I suppose these kinds of relationships have been going on for sometime now in the minds of men & women everywhere; just that for the longest time, it seemed that only men were getting their “cake” (take Lolita for example). And let’s face it – a teenage girl can only take you so far with her young & immature mind. There’s no need for me to explain the appeal of an older, experienced woman – you can probably just Google it…or better yet go to Pornhub.

But before you go, call to experience it yourself! I guarantee you will learn how to please a woman the right way:

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