Is it still okay to say the word ‘fat’? Or should I say ‘thick and curvy’ or ‘bbw’ instead? I don’t know. Why do we have to be so damn PC if everyone is thinking it?? Whatever.
I’m constantly amazed by how much internet porn has grown to the point where there’s something for everyone – including those who love big women!
Enjoy this sexy GIF I stumbled upon today and yes…we do have sexy, BIG women at 1-800PHONESEX!
Call now if you’re a chubby chaser! ;)
If you think about it, the world hasn’t changed much. Sure, magazines aren’t as popular as they used to be – they’ve only been replaced by something more accessible, the online space we call the internet. I still do like magazines though; I mean…how else am I going to tape up a picture of Chris Hemsworth to my wall while I masturbate?
Yeah, magazines ARE still pretty useful ;)
So enjoy this cover ’cause we’ve got plenty of sexy content (aka dirty pictures) to quench your thirst baby!
This is us at work, lol. Except we don’t have live entertainment, we have this thing called the internet and it’s literally FILLED with porn.
We hope you’re having a sex-filled 2016 so far, but if not then you already know what to do! So don’t be embarrassed if you aren’t getting any, that’s what we’re here for! ;)
Someone at 1-800-PHONESEX is kinda nerdy and obsessed with all things Star Wars, so why wouldn’t she post a porn trailer? That red Twi’lek is sexy and you should call and tell me how you’d like it…
Christmas is just a couple of days away and we’re kinda, sorta in the spirit. Are you? Enjoy this video we dug up and call us up for some nasty conversation! Drinking an adult beverage is highly encouraged. xo
but we LOVE tits. Big titties. Juggs. Melons. Boobs. Knockers. Dirty Pillows. Breasts. Small tits are cute, but big boobs – there’s no comparison. I love touching, caressing and squeezing my own glorious titties when I’m on a hot phone sex call. I love pinching my nipples too when they’re extra sensitive (like around the time when my Aunt Flo is about to arrive. I get super horny around that time too. TMI?).
We all know by now that this is a joke…right? Well it didn’t used to be (900 phone numbers were real). But we seriously can’t get enough, we HAVE to collect ANY & ALL phone sex-related humor out there. It’s our job and we’re constantly amused ;)
May the force be with you!
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— Kendra (@Hotts4Kendra) November 23, 2014
Sometimes you just wanna stare off into space, and sometimes you just wanna stare at a nice pair of tits. Maybe you wanna touch them, squeeze them and lick those delicious nipples. Don’t worry baby, we’ve got you covered!
It used to be taboo…it used to be only for “bad” girls…but not anymore! It’s ANAL SEX, and today, in this fine year of 2015, it’s become more accepted, but not more discussed– at least not in the straight world. Gay men have tackled this topic of late, but…wouldn’t you love to know how GIRLS really feel about it? Read on…
I used to be afraid of anal sex. Seriously. There was something about it that seemed wrong, and invasive, and somehow degrading. It was something only gay guys did, and only because they didn’t have many other options! That was how I saw it. My best friend and I even joked about our “virgin butts” and called ourselves presidents of the “Virgin Asshole Club”. THAT is how serious we were about it. That was in our early 20’s. That was before we knew much about sex. Neither of us had even “discovered” our bisexual side yet. Then it happened– my best friend had anal sex with her boyfriend of the time, and I was suddenly alone in my desire to guard my butt from cock. Even my baby sister confessed to having, and enjoying, anal sex. I actually CRIED, guys! I did! I didn’t like the idea of a guy “violating” my little sister! It’s hilarious to me now how “evil” I thought it was. Perhaps I was threatened by it. If I gave anal to a guy, and he really liked it, would he want the less tight vagina– made stretchy enough to pass a living child– ever again? Would it make him curious about sex with a man? Would I ever poop the same again? Would it be MESSY? All of these things seemed insurmountable. I continued to guard my virgin starfish until I hit 30.
What changed? Well, for starters, EVERYONE seemed to be doing it but me. Now, I’m not band wagon type of person, but still. If everyone else was getting something out of it, why couldn’t I? I started “warming up” to the concept by allowing my boyfriend of the time to spank and flog my ass. Just having someone paying full attention to that area was new for me. And guess what? I found, despite my naturally dominant side, that I LIKED my butt being touched and spanked and whatnot. One drunken night, the flogger went down, and a penis went in. The first few seconds- the first inch or so– felt good. I thought, “hey, this ain’t so bad!” But by the time he got the whole thing in there, I felt like I had to poop! It was not so sexy a feeling! Still, I wasn’t totally put off. We tried again one or two times more before that relationship ended.
My next boyfriend had a pretty small dick– one of the smaller ones I’ve personally dealt with– but he knew how to use it. Honestly, I had no idea a small cock could make me cum so hard, but he had apparently spent his lifetime learning how to make the most of it! (He reprogrammed my whole idea about penis size, BTW.) And– and this is just my theory here, since you can’t really ASK this–I THINK one of the main things he liked about anal was that yeah, the ass– especially a nearly virgin one like mine — is TIGHTER than the vagina. That works well with a smaller cock. The other part is, he like the IDEA of it being “dirty”- of it being something some girls weren’t willing to do. That I was willing to “give up the butt” for him turned him on enormously. And he had a lot of experience with it, unlike the first guy I tried it with. That first guy– it was HIS first anal too. This one, though, had years of experience with it, and knew how to be gentle and take it slow and build me up first. I had so much fun fucking him that I continued to do so for a full year after I broke up with his sorry self. I had a new guy for “regular” sex, but when I felt like a little anal, I’d call him up, and he was thrilled to oblige.
Fast forward to current day. I LOVE asking for anal. Just saying the words “fuck me in the ass” or “cum in my ass” makes my current lover’s cock stand up like a flag pole. There IS something extra naughty about it. And after some trial and error, I’ve found the satisfaction in it. I can’t say that the act itself is my favorite– I don’t cum that way unless there is some clitoral stimulation at the same time, too– but I really do like it, and what’s better, I LOVE that guys love it! To make it extra sexy, I have my lover tie my down, face-first, onto the bed. We have awesome restraints for this. Then, when I’m helpless, he pulls my underwear down and talks dirty to me about what he’s going to do. I have no idea why, but seriously there is nothing sexier than a guy whispering in my ear that he’s going to fuck my ass. Not ASKING, but TELLING. He’s going to take that ass, like it or not. He’s going to CUM up in there, because he can without consequence. He’s going to spread those round cheeks and coax that staff deep, deep inside.
It’s HOT. No, it’s SUPER HOT. And I’m glad it’s in my bag of goodies now. Cuz let’s face it– anal is the new black. Even middle school girls are trying anal! What was once a taboo is now mainstream, living large. And honestly, what could possibly be wrong with another hole to fuck?!
Keep those cocks up, boys.
XOXO
MIA
