Let’s be honest here, none of us really have time to go to the beach or even the pool, right? We’re all working hard trying to make money! We’re hustlers baby, on the phone 24/7! But don’t fret, you can enjoy the beach AND a pretty girl right in the privacy of your home.
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I know what you’re thinking: sometimes phone sex just doesn’t cut it and you want to hook up with a real person and have a real, sexual experience. I totally get it, I feel the same way too!
So if you’re a newbie looking to hook up IRL (in real life), I found this great guide to get you started:
Craigslist Acronym Guide for Newbies
You’re welcome!
But if you’re scared of catching an STD or they might be uglier than their photo suggests (people tend to lie on CL, you know?). Or you don’t want to go through the hassle of finding the right girl, then you know what to do! ;)
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— 1-800-PHONE-SEX (@PhoneSex) May 1, 2015
Did I get your attention?? I certainly hope so! No matter what, the word “FREE” still seems to make heads turn (even myself)! People like FREE stuff, FREE swag, FREE shit, whatever you call it. I saw a billboard in my neighborhood for a strip club that advertised “FREE SEX”. Do you think guys will come in after seeing that ad? Of course they will, I know I would! Guys are STILL constantly searching for some kind of free “fuck” hoping to score without paying for it.
But before you go away, let me just repeat myself: the next best thing to FREE phone sex is CHEAP phone sex…and DUH! We are it. We are cheap, fun & sexy.
So if you are ever lost on Google, see the picture above with the red arrows & yellow hilights…that’s US! ;)
In case you didn’t know, we have a site dedicated to guys who have hot mom fantasies. Whatever your fantasy – mom, stepmom, aunt, school teacher, co-worker/boss lady, or just the sexy older woman next door – visit 1800MOMLOVE.com now to get started!
Hell yessss, another holiday! Another excuse to get really wasted & have sex! So call a hot girl at 1-800-PHONESEX, we’re waiting for you, you dirty old man!
Spanish translation: así que llame a una chica caliente al 1-800-PHONESEX, estamos esperando para usted, viejo verde! ;)
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I found a great, short article about why men cheat. And a quote from the same article that really makes you think:
“Why Dave?” I asked, “Why do you insist on paying a woman who cares nothing for you to keep you company and get your rocks off?”
“Because,” he replied, “she brings no emotional baggage to the table, or bed as the case may be; I don’t have to listen to her problems, she listens to mine; and best of all, she can give most porn stars a run for their money in the sack. And all I have to do is give up a few hundred bucks. Not a bad investment, right?”
That was in reference to escorts. Now for those who can’t afford an actual escort, phone sex & camming are the next (less expensive) options. But I think this article hits the nail on the head about why some men seek such services from prostitutes, escorts, phone sex, cam girls, etc. – these men want something specific and they don’t want to beat around the bush. They don’t want to hear “no”, “I’m tired”, “I don’t feel like doing that”, “I’m not attracted to you” or a billion other excuses that a woman would likely come up with.
What exactly am I trying to get at here? I’m saying that you shouldn’t be embarrassed if you ARE paying for it. And if you think about it, in a real life situation – in some way, you are STILL paying for it in many different forms without realizing it. You are paying for it through buying flowers, candy, gas to pick her up & drop her off, dinner and a movie, MAYBE a little kiss and hug – and maybe, just MAYBE you might end up having sex. But then again, you might not. And you just spent about $100 for a “maybe”. That freakin’ sucks!
And that is why paying for your fantasy is legit. You are paying to get exactly what you want.
So yes, call us if you enjoy phone sex!
I don’t know anyone with a landline anymore, other than me, my parents and my grandma. Do you? And I only use my landline for phone sex work, everything else (my digital life basically) is on my iPhone. Anyways, so yeah. This is just a reminder that 1-800-PHONESEX.com and this blog you’re reading is mobile-friendly – which means you can access us from your smartphone or a cellphone with internet capabilites. Fuck yeah.
So what are you waiting for? We can talk about anything, doesn’t have to be sex-related (unless you want it to be)! Click to call now:
