I never meant to be THAT secretary who SUCKS her bosses COCK.

I mean, I have a degree, for fuck sake! But it sort of just happened. It all started about two years ago. My current boss hired me right out of college, and he was HOT. I could tell through his crisp suit he had a nice body, and knew I was attracted to him.

So obvi there was TONS of sexual tension between us from the get-go, but he was married so I figured that was that. But then his marriage started to fall apart, and he would complain about how he his wife wasn’t sleeping with him anymore.

Specifically, he told me he was going nuts because it had been so long since his wife had gone down on him.

And I couldn’t help but picture MYSELF in her place, right there at the office…

And that’s when I began to fantasize about crawling up under his desk and surprising him…

So when he talked about missing the warmth of a mouth on him, and it made me sad, cuz here’s the thing: I LOVE SUCKING COCK. Like, fucking LIVE FOR IT. I make an ART of it!

So I wasn’t going to let this man who pays my checks go without! So one day we were in his office and he was doing his usual complaining, and I dropped to my knees and told him I knew what I had to do.

He TRIED to say no, but he did it so weakly that I KNEW he wanted it, wanted to say YES. I told him it wasn’t REALLY cheating if we didn’t actually FUCK.

“Interesting theory…” he said, as crawled towards him on my knees.

“Let me help you” I told him, “it’s the least I can do”…

He closed his eyes as I undid his pants, like he couldn’t watch himself in what he was about to let me do.

I was THRILLED when I undid his pants and pulled out his HUGE COCK! And it was HARD, I was right! He wanted me badly! He NEEDED a release and I intended to give it as I licked the shaft of his cock right up to the tip.

Then I SLOWLY slid that long shaft down my throat, feeling my pussy gush with fresh lady lube.

His thick cock filled my whole throat so I had to breathe through my nose.

It was so exciting to be being so, well, naughty! Sucking a cock of not only a married man, but my BOSS! And a gorgeous cock, at that! He closed his eyes again and tilted his head back as I went to work.

The more I thought about it, the hungrier I got to hear his moans of pleasure and feel that hot spurt of his cum down my throat. I looked up at him, wanted to see the ecstasy on his face.

And moan in ecstasy, he did! “Oh fuck yes, oh yeah….” he moaned as my head bobbed up and down on him.

“Oh my god, yes, THIS is what I’ve been missing…oh fuck yeah….” he said as my chin banged against his balls.

That’s when he really got into it and started owning the moment. He grabbed my head and started fucking my face proper, thrusting himself in and out of me.

“Ohhhhh, that’s right you little slut, just like that, take all of daddy cuz I’m the boss…”

Clearly he was enjoying my excellent sucking skills! As he got more excited, he’d get more aggressive in his speech, telling me to “suck that cock like your job depends on it!”

I upped the ante, unbuttoning my shirt so he could see my huge tits, and resumed sucking and stroking him.

And I guess the temptation was too much for him because he said, “shit, lemme fuck those tits for a minute…” and so I slid his cock between them and watched his face as he pumped away at my perfect DDs.

“God damn” he moaned as I squeeze his cock between my tits, but I missed that meat in my throat and I knew I wanted to swallow his cum, so after a few minutes of fucking my tits my mouth found his cock again.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, if you keep that up…” he’d say, and I’d slow down a bit, nursing the head like a baby suckles a nipple, until he calmed down, then I would start sucking him hard down my throat again until he’d beg me to slow down again.

It was the most fun “game” I’ve ever played, bringing him to the edge like that, but not letting him release. He’d waited too long for this—I really wanted this to be the best blowjob of his life! So I realllllly took my time.

Finally, when I used both hands and my mouth at the same time, I could tell he couldn’t hold out any longer. I felt his body start to tremble just a little.

“I’m gonna cum!” he told me, and he put his hands around my head, locking me in place like I had hoped he would, forcing me to swallow his giant load.

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!” he shouted as he exploded, pumping his pelvis into my face, thrusting his cock against my tonsils, coating them in his hot, slick man-juice.

I swallowed all of it eagerly, savoring the sticky taste of his pleasure.

It’s become our ritual. He comes into work, and at some point I go into his office, lock the door, and suck him until he unloads in me.

And I’m always a good, clean girl who makes sure every drop gets taken care of so we leave no evidence!

Sometimes I crawl UNDER his desk and do it like I fantasized about!

One time he even took a call from his wife while I was under the desk, swallow his cum! That made me so fucking wet I had to use my toy when I got home like six times! I STILL rub one out thinking about it! Anyway…

We also really both enjoy when I lay across his desk and suck him off the edge of it.

Most of the time, I cum too JUST FROM SUCKING HIM like that!

Sometimes I suck him off as he’s getting ready for important meetings, or even make-up dates with his wife. (Yes, he’s STILL with her, lol.)

I find myself dying to go to work every day and make my boss FEEL like the boss he is. He’s getting more brazen now, more demanding, and I like it. Now, instead of asking or hinting like in the beginning, he takes control and TELLS me to suck it. Instructs me.

And here’s the best part: he just started SHARING my talents with his business associates! Like, if he needs to sweeten a deal, that’s where I come in and do what I do…and then my boss ALWAYS gets the terms he wants!

Let’s call it a perk of working with him, for them, AND for me!

One of them I’m even FUCKING now when I go to help him “take notes”, since he says him and his wife have “an arrangement”.

Basically, I have THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

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There are some things in life SO GOOD, they just NEED to be SHARED! My new boyfriend’s cock is a perfect example! It’s long, thick, hard, and ALWAYS ready to fuck! And like, this isn’t total charity here, folks. I am like WAY into GIRLS, and his cock is the perfect BAIT for me to turn all my “straight” girlfriends into my playthings! So…

I realized, not only was wrong of me to “Bogart” that amazing slab of beef all to myself, but I had A LOT of LESBIAN love to give too! It was time to SHARE! So it all started with Jane! One day I just kinda told her about ____’s GINORMOUS cock, and she was like, “can I see?” So I KNOW Jane’s into big cocks, and I’d ALWAYS had a bit of a girl-crush on her so this was a dream cum true for ALL of us, I think! So I had her over, and the came the big reveal…

Of course, just as I expected, when Jane saw that baby arm, she was SO ready to fuck! Like, pick ur fucking jaw up off the floor, LOL! She was practically drooling!

She once told me she was “totally straight”…but the moment I leaned in to kiss her, she just gave into me! Maybe she knew she wasn’t getting any of that fucking meat until she paid the fiddler LOL aka gave ME what I wanted, or maybe she was a little BI all along cuz the next thing I know, she’s pulling her own damn clothes off!

Next thing I know, we’re all naked, then my man starts fucking me from behind while I’m still kissing her. I can tell by the way she’s moving her tongue she wants more because she keeps kissing me deeper and deeper…and I KNOW she thinking about that COCK!

So before we went too far, I wanted her to know what it was like to SUCK on his monster cock! So we went to the bedroom and both sucked him off the side of bed while he fingered us both. Our mouths and tongues fought for his cock, and we passed the head back in forth, dripping in our spit, the friction of his touch getting our pussies so wet.

“Now let’s fuck” he said.

I guided Jane down, reverse cowgirl, onto his fat cock and listened as she cooed with delight as it spread her wide open.

“Holy fuck!” she screamed as she bounced, and of course I sat my pussy right down on ______’s face and made him tongue-fuck me as my friend bounced up and down on his cock. Later, she told me that was the BEST fuck of her life!

The second time I shared my man, my friend Brittany already knew what was up. He got naked in front of us and whipped out that gorgeous dick and started stroking it. My friend’s eyes about bulged outta her head! She whispered to me that was the biggest cock she’d ever seen!

“So help me suck it!” I told her.

She inhaled his wood as he moaned, and I got up under his balls and suckled them as she handled that big, wide head and shaft! And I gotta say, I don’t know why but I LOVE us both sucking on the same cock- it’s SO HOT!

And of course, I didn’t wanna “let her get away” without me showing off MY special talent for eating pussy! My man sat back and watched as I pushed my friend’s legs over her head and devoured her. I could tell it made him almost burst to watch me do that! And my friend was moaning so loud but I didn’t fucking care cuz I was in pussy heaven as I made her toes curl!

Once I had thoroughly slobbered all over her pussy and asshole and she was moaning like crazy, it was time for the finale: I wanted to watch my friend take my boyfee’s huge cock up her ass! I rubbed and licked her pussy as he entered her tight asshole, and she screamed out “fuck yesssssssssss!”

My friend who swore she’d never try anal because it was “an exit only!” was now like BEGGING for my man to fuck her deeper in the ass, and begging ME not to stop licking and sucking her clit while he did!

He finally made her cum, her whole body shaking and tensing around his cock. That triggered HIM, and he blew half a load inside her, and grabbed my head to feed me the second half. I happily swallowed the last of sweet cum, and then went to work on her asshole sucking the rest out. Man man, MY cum! ;)

Then about a week ago there was Gia. I had totes SEEN HER eyeing up my man’s thick package, and I knew she’d been with girls before, so I KNEW I’d get no protest from her!

And I was right! She happily spread for me and even pulled my face right into her pussy, eager to be tasted! So I dug in!

My man whipped his junk out and started to stroke it to me eating her. I’m sure that was hella hot to watch! Gia is like, perfect head to toe!

So there I was, eating her with her legs spread wide, my man stroke it just a few feet away, when he says, “fuck, I’m gonna blow if we keep this up. Gia- get on this cock.”

So she bends over and puts her ass in the air, and he grabs her by the hips and sinks her pussy down onto this thick shaft as she moans. And now it’s MY turn to get licked. I position myself under her and she takes the cue and starts to suck my clit as he pounds her.

But you KNOW I gotta take it to the ass so I have them stop fucking after a few mins and I take a minute to get her asshole ready for him. I mean, there’s no way to take a cock that huge in your ass unless it’s way lubricated back there! (And OK, you got me- I fucken ENJOY eating girl-ass!) So I got her ready for him!

And shit, it was NOT disappointing. Her firm round asshole took his fat cock like a champ! I was impressed as he hammered her, heels in the air, all the way to the balls. And she kept begging him to go harder and faster!

I liked and sucked at her pussy to enhance the experience, and soon, she was screaming out how hard she was cumming, saying how we both are the best fuck she’s ever had!

Then my man was ready to cum too! And again, he blew half in her ass, and let me swallow the second half. And that didn’t stop me from going back for one last round of eating her ass just to get every last drop.

Fuck. I can still feel her tight little hole relaxing and contracting around my tongue. I can’t wait to share my man’s cock with more new friends! We have an obligation to the world to spread the joy of huge cocks and awesome threesome!

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OMG you guys…I had no idea I could be a SQUIRTER!

Ever meet someone where it’s instant chemistry, and suddenly sex is the only thing you can think of? The moment I met my Tinder date the other night, I just wanted to tear his clothes off and fuck.

I literally had to excuse myself to the bathroom mid-date because I did NOT want to seem desperate like I suddenly felt!

As soon as I was in a stall, I reached between my legs and my panties were soaked from thinking about his dick!

I started rubbing my clit and sliding my middle finger in and out of my tight, wet hole, picturing this guy fucking me up against the stall wall.

I came within seconds! At least maybe now I could get through the first round without climbing into his lap and fucking him right there on the bar, I had thought!

My patience restored, we had a second round of drinks, and our conversation was devolving into just staring at each other like hungry beasts. With a little bit of liquid courage in me, I leaned over and whispered in his ear:

“I want to fuck you so bad right now.”

That was all I needed to say. He asked for the check and we called a car to go back to his place.

As soon as we got to his apartment, I wanted to taste his cock so badly I ripped open his jeans.

It was a great-looking cock, hard already and the tip dripping pre-cum, and I opened my throat and took it all in.

It tasted just as good as I’d hoped! Even better, actually!

I covered his cock in my spit as I gagged it allll the way down, my hand stroking the base, while I looked up at him.

“Oh fuck yeah” he said, drawing in his breath, “you suck like a goddamn champ!”

“Thanks!” I said, between mouthfuls of his cock, “now I want I want you to fuck my face as hard as you can.”

I tilted my head back at just the right angle so he could fuck my throat all the down.

He grabbed the back of my head and began pumping furiously while I slurped all of him in again and again, feeling his cock-head it my tonsils.

“Ohhh fuck…I’m gonna cum if you keep this up” he told me.

But his cock tasted so good that I wanted to find out what his cum tasted like! I took him even deeper into my throat, gagging me to the point where I felt like I might puke on his cock AND cum, without even touching my pussy, at the same time!

That’s when he exploded in my mouth, his hot cum sliding down my throat, and I suckled every drop like a baby at her mother’s nipple!

But I wasn’t fully satisfied. I wanted more, but he needed a few minutes to bounce back, so he took me to his bedroom and buried his face between my legs.

He tongue-fucked my pussy, flicking the clit to start, then forcing it deep inside me in quick, then slow, darts.

Then he traced my dripping juices to my asshole where they’d run down, and feasted on my that, too, rimming it and thrusting his tongue in and out.

I bit my lip to hold back a moan as he slurped and penetrated my brown hole!

Then he added his fingers, first one in my pussy, then two, then a third up my ass, and I let out a yelp of pleasure!

“That’s right…I’m going to make you cum for me” he said as he fingered by my holes harder and harder!

I felt myself lose control as my hips started to buck and my eyes rolled back in my head.

Every muscle in my body tensed and waves of electricity washed over me. I started to twitch and spasm as an intense heat built up in my pussy.

I knew I was going to cum any minute and I screamed out “YESSSSS!

Suddenly I released, feeling warmth spray out onto my thighs and pour down my ass onto his bed.

All I could do was scream in pleasure as pussy juice pumped out of my pussy, going everywhere.

It went into his mouth and all over his face. I was in ecstasy, feeling the strongest orgasm I’ve ever had!

“Oh, my god!” I said, “I think I just squirted!”

“Oh, you totally did,” he said, “and it was fucking HOT!”

“I’ve never done that before,” I admitted.

He only smiled at me, then and advanced upon me with that throbbing cock, sliding it deeply into my wet pussy.

He started to fuck me and I rubbed my clit to intensify the already amazing feeling of his thick cock.

It felt so fucking good that I started moaning so loud that they probably heard me down the street. He was pistoning into me at turbo speed, like bang-bang-bang-bang!

I was cumming again before I even knew what hit me, and then he was about to cum too, and I told him to pull out and blow all over my belly. He’d seen me squirt, and I wanted to see him squirt too!

His orgasm was majestic—a geyser of cum arced from his rock-hard cock and landed all over my tits!

I giggled with happiness and rubbed it all around, all over myself, and tasted it again.

Then we flopped down, covered in each other’s cum and totally spent.

Yeah, I’m definitely going to see this guy again!!! :D He HAS TO show me how to squirt like that every time!

Do YOU wanna make me SQUIRT too?

Call me at this number here below, and I’ll make it happen! ;) Hope to talk to you soon! oxox

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Oh my God can I tell you something I’m never told anyone?

I’m a pretty shy girl when I’m not on the phones, truth be told, but all these other girls are sharing these crazy stories and I guess this has been on my chest for a while so here I go!
The first year I was in college, I couldn’t get to sleep one night because me and some other girls had been up all night talking about butt sex. One girl had had it but the rest of us, me including, hadn’t.

One girl asked: “Does anal hurt?”

“Well yeah, but in that good way. They have to know what they’re doing.”
“Do you like it?” I asked the girl a girl with glasses and purple hair.

“I actually love it” she said with a very sneaky smile, “and so do the guys!”

And so later I was lying awake that night, unable to think about ANYTHING, suddenly, but anal. So I went on Facebook and found out this guy from my chem class was still up and online. He was a senior, decent-looking, who had flirted with me before, and I messaged him being like “lol I know we rarely talk but I can’t sleep. U up?

He texted back “yeah, come over” with an address.

Fast-forward to I’m at his frat house at it’s way late and I just go for it and kiss him.

So we get all hot and heavy and there’s some sucking and licking on both side and I ask him:

“You ever done a girl in the backdoor before?”

He seized up a bit (ha!) then said “No” and I asked if he wanted to and he said “HELL YES!”

So I spit in my hand and rubbed back there, turned around, and stretched my ass cheeks open wide. I didn’t know what I was in for until I felt the tip! It hurt!!

But it also felt good. The more he did it, the more I liked it. It was like I just had to loosen up back there. Soon I found myself arching up into this cock, wanting more!

“Deeper” I told him, and I felt his cock plunging deep inside me. He was starting to get the hang of a nice rhythm, and he was grunting and panting hard.

“Wow” he said, “this feels fucking AMAZING. It’s so TIGHT!”

So he was pumping my ass hard but slow, and, see, one of the weird things about this house was that his room had a window that looked down onto the living room.
The window was at the top of the wall and only reached a couple feet down, so ordinarily you couldn’t really see anything OR be seen if you were lying down in bed. But of course I was not lying down in bed, I was on my haunches getting pounded from behind. So I could just see the couch on the other side of the living room.
Where…it turned out…his roommate and some girl were ALSO getting it on!

She nice big tits and was pulling on his roommate’s dick while he was eating her box. They were both HOT too I should add!

I could barely hear her whispering slutty things to him, and then I heard her say she wanted to fuck! She sat down on him in reverse cowgirl and threw her head back let him fuck her right there on the couch!

At one point he had her legs pulled up into her and I got a clear, perfect view of his cock sliding in and out of her shaved pussy.

It was like having live porn to fuck to! Our light was off so I guess they thought my guy was asleep and they didn’t hold ANYTHING back! He hammered into her and she moaned quietly and my pussy was starting to throb like it does when I know I’m gonna cum.

I rubbed my swollen clit so fucking hard and we both came while I watched these two fuck, and I think it was the best orgasm I’ve EVER had!

That’s when I learned that not only do I LOVE ANAL, I really like to watch, too! ;)

The guy and I went on to date, and I actually became good friends with the roommate and his girlfriend, but I never, ever told any of the three of them what I saw!!!

Aaaaaannd I still masturbate thinking about that night sometimes!

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Ok so like I have a feeling im the only girl in the world who ever said yes to this but last night I agreed to use a GLORY HOLE!

You know—like a hole in the wall where a guy sticks his dick through it—but you can’t see who he is—and you just suck it! Totally anonymous and guess what guys? Totally HOT!

I wont bore y’all with the details of HOW I ended up in this situation (its kinda a looooong story!) but I’ll just give you the dirty deets!

So im there in the bathroom stall, staring at the hole. I have NO IDEA who is coming in next, but whoever it is knows the drill. He’s bout to get his dick sucked by a stranger! That stranger being MOI! Lol

Ok so im sitting there kinda nervous like WHO the hells dick will I be sucking but I also felt kinda thrilled at the thought of it. Just let it be a nice cock I prayed! LOL

So I hear the door open, someone go into the stall next to me, a zipper drops…and then, BAM! An already-hard cock comes poking thru the hole!

And it WAS nice! Fat, full of veins, with a nice fat mushroom head on it. The moment I saw it, I wanted it! I put my lips to it, teasing it with light kisses first.

I could hear the duded moan right away. He liked it!

I took my tongue and swirled it around the head. He liked that too! So did I! I slid forward on the toilet and put my hand up my skirt.

I pulled aside my panties and started to rub my little nub while I sucked.

After a few mins of teasing, I let that cock go all the way down my throat.

“UGH!” I heard the dude moan quietly from the other side and it encouraged me to really give it the GOOD swirling sucking treatment so I went at it!

I wanted to say “you like that, baby?” but the rule is you’re not allowed to talk!

That may ruin the anonymity or fantasy and plus I’m not supposed to know if he’s 18 or 80 and that’s the fun part! And he’s got no idea about me…other than he was told I’m HOT and know how to suck!

I was getting more and more excited as I deep throated him until my face was pressed right up against the filthy stall wall! I grabbed the base of his cock and started jerking him too, as I sucked. My pussy was starting to gush under my fingers.

I wanted to bend over and press my pussy right up against that cock and fuck whoever this was right thru the wall, but that was also against the rules!

Sucking only on the first time. Oh well. I will DEF be doing this again!

Anyway so I’m fingering my pussy like mad with all 4 fingers while the other hand jerks and tugs his cock and my mouth bobs up and back until my nose hits the wall. I think I almost gave myself a nosebleed! And I can hear he’s close to blowing that load and I KNOW im about to cum hard so I increase my sucking and fingering speeds so we can cum together.

And guess what? We totally did! I felt my pussy clench around my fingers just as his hot load exploded into my mouth!

It gushed down my throat in like a bunch of hot pumps and I proudly swallowed all that shit like a pro!

I even went an extra step and wiped him clean before he left the stall.

Then I wiped MY shit clean (so much natural juice down there!) and exited the bathroom like nothing happened! LOL

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Hi ok so like a lot of us I have a second gig from phone sex– I’m a bartender in a way small town. Everyone DOES know your name LOL. Thing is, this town is just AWFUL for sex! I SWEAR I’m the only single girl in town, and there are like ZERO single guys! Ugh!
But let me tell you like ok LAST NIGHT I’m pouring shots for every Tom Dick and Bobby Joe I’ve known since high school and this NEW guy walks in. All sweaty from the heat and glistening and he says he needs a beer pronto, sugar. Sugar! No one calls me sugar lol. And I notice he’s hot AF too, and just suddenly I knew I wanted to fuck him so bad!

I put my big tits on the bar and said “Serve you anything else?”

He winked at me and drained his beer. And then I knew it was going to happen!! Shit.

I said hey I got something you might like let me show you in the back.
Well when I turned around after getting there he already had his dick out! It was insane!!! And it was hard. I gripped it and jerked him off rubbing against him with my tight little skirt. His dick was so fucking hard! He said I’m gonna fuck you you want me to fuck you?

I said FUCK OF COURSE I DO! Screaming but I didn’t care!

He gripped me and he was so strong! He lifted me up and put me on a table and then gave my pussy a good licking and sucking. Oh god he knew just how to work my clit and I wanted to get FUCKED so bad but he was just teasing me and teasing me and working me up to it he knew how bad I wanted it! I was pleading with him to fuck me just fuck me with that fucking fat dick of yours please please please and he got my clit buzzing like a fucking electric toy!!!
Don’t think I’m too much of a slut lol but I needed his dick!! SO BAD. But lol even still he was about to get it in and I thought well you tease me I’m teasing you and I took off my shirt and wrapped his dick in my big fucking tits. His eyes bulged! I have huge tits and he just went to town fucking them. Oh Lord it was beautiful I bet he’d never fucked a set of tits before least of all big as mine!

He pumped his dick so hard in and out of my tits I could lick it with my fucking mouth!

He fucking loved it red and sweaty and pumping in and out of my soft creamy boobs but I still NEEDED HIM TO FUCK ME. I put his dick in my mouth and he started throatfucking the shit out of me and on each breath I yelled “FUCK ME FUCK ME” so finally he jammed into my soft wet pussy and HOLY FUCK I went to heaven and died and came back again I fucking swear I’d never needed to be fucked like that before!

He turned me over and fucked me from behind and fucked me on top I didn’t even know this guys fucking name!!! I know I can be a little bit of a slut…don’t judge me lol I needed to get laid! You have no idea how good his dick felt in me and how much I needed it!!

Then someone banged on the door I was like WHAT THE FUCK I’M BUSY. And some guy was like “It’s Daniel!”

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU I said. But then the guy said It’s my buddy.

LOL before I could help myself I blurted Will he fuck me too!?

Daniel heard that I guess because before I knew it his dick was in my mouth while the guy fucked me!! (I still don’t know his name LOL)

They fucking spit-roasted me and I had a dick crammed on me from both ends!

Then I can’t even fucking tell you you know what they did they picked me up and held me in their stong arms jackhammered me from both sides!!!!!! I couldn’t fuckin’ believe it! It was the sexiest thing that’s EVER happened to me lol. I can’t even fucking tell you how many times I came, that’s how increidble it was.

Ok boys I said at the end. Come on my fucking tits!! Come on! I kneeled in front of them and they slapped their dicks on my face and tits and it was so hot I couldn’t wait for their fucking cum when they drenched me and drained their fucking balls I thought they were going to fall on me lol!! They were so out of breath and sweaty and I was just smiling them with their spunk all over my sweet huge tits. I would have seriously been ready for Round 2 if dude hadn’t told me he’s now LATE for meeting HIS WIFE and had to bolt! So they got outta there fast, but I’m still sticky this morning from their cum cuz I haven’t showered yet. I’m letting the moment linger a while longer!

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I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. I’m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I’ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I’ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I’ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!

I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn’t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you’re welcome!) or really were that naïve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS…

So just in case you haven’t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears “tickle” your clit and it’s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn’t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we’re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.

I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!

I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he’d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!

I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.

Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don’t think I’ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!

And sweet fucking Christ—no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!

I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!

I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head’s up! LOL

Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!

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