Y’ALL. Fucking—I don’t even know.

I work in the nights and usually finish my work on the phones when the sun’s coming up. Like this morning it was like that. It was slow for the first bit but I had a really nice chat at the end with one of you guys. After we both came (at the same time—love that) we talked a bit more, just unwinding. He mentioned to me (I’ll call him Tim) he’d tried anal for the first time last week.

Now here’s a little thing about me: I’m no prude, and I’ve fucked a lot, but I’ve never done that. I’ve always been afraid. Whatever, stupid reasons. But Tim was saying the girl he’d hooked up with loved it. At first I was like “Right. Sure she did.” But really, she did. She said he’d just been gentle at first with lots of lube and slowly revved up the speed, and she didn’t just come she squirted!

I get hot when I hear shit like that.

Eventually Tim had to go and we said nice goodbyes and hung up. I went over to the window and opened the blinds and looked at the sun coming in over the trees. I only have a little student pad. But I like my view. Usually after work I take a quick nap then get up and study, but I’m ahead in class these days and didn’t want to sleep.

And I was still. You know. Thinking.

So I made a pot of coffee and took it out on my patio and thumbed through my phone. I’m a pretty busy girl between work and school…I don’t have too much time for my own fun anymore but fuck it. I was trying to think of guys I could call. I texted a few I’d hooked up with years ago. They didn’t respond. I think a lot of them have moved away. College towns, I guess.

I put on my purple silk blouse, my good pants and a coat. I thought if I took a walk into town my brain would settle down. And if not, maybe I’d meet someone—

And yes ok. That’s crazy right? Even a girl like me. I’ve done wild shit. But who goes to pick up guys eight-thirty in the morning on a Friday? That’s what I was thinking. That’s what was in my head.

So I was walking into town on the main road. I had some books with me thinking maybe I could zone out on campus. Get this sudden what the fuck obsession about anal out of my head. Then I was going through the nice tenured professor part of town. There it happened.

I heard my name.

I turned around. It was my old English teacher from freshman year. Young. But you could tell he was old for his years. It was his first year teaching when I had him. Tall. He said he came from up north from a family of farmers. Somewhere cold. He was in a T-shirt and mowing the lawn.

I said: “Professor!” I was so shocked. I had no idea he’d remembered me. I’d had a dream about him. A couple of them.

I could bore you with these next parts. Where we were both being shy. I won’t. He invited me in for coffee. He made fun of my heavy winter coat (come on I’m from the South). I found his wife was away on business. I kissed him. Wasn’t half an hour after I left home I was blowing him in his kitchen nook. Guess I still am a wild girl.

So. I liked him pumping my head and cradling my neck with his big pulsing farmer-stock dick. I liked him fucking my face in that silk blouse of mine. But. But. After a bit I was like “You have a bedroom” We went up, he had a beautiful four-poster elegant bed. It was really like something a princess would sleep in. I didn’t tell him but I’ve dreamed of making love in a bed like that. We were naked and he was about to fuck my cunt which fair enough was almost dripping. But I turned around. Plucked out the little bottle of lube I had in my bag. I rubbed his dick with it sweet and smooth and fluid. And I whispered.

“You ever fuck a girl in the ass?”

English professor or not, I don’t think he expected that.

I lubed us up both good. Put my head in his pillow. Slowly guided him in.

I drew him in slowly, an inch. And then another. And then I lost my breath as he was in me. I didn’t know something could hurt like that. And feel so good. It was like he got between a closed seam of me. But he was sweet. He could feel how I was shuddering. He went slowly. Very gently pumping in and out of me. Opening me up piece by piece. I can’t tell you how good it felt down there. When I get fucked in my pussy it’s right and never hurts and it’s fun in the simplest way, like it’s regular and good but when he put his dick in my ass how he did it was like he gave me a new body. I was concentrated there in every way. Like my skin was inside out with something better. And there was nothing but him filling my ass.
I could tell he wanted to really fuck me— he said “You like that?” and I suppose he broke the spell a little but that was fine. Because I wanted to get fucked too. “I love it,” I gasped. “Fuck me.”

He went a little faster. My body’s engine was revving for it. He said: “I don’t want to hurt you.”
“I DON’T CARE IF YOU HURT ME” I said. “FUCK ME!” That’s how I set him loose. He gathered my hair and pulled me back and I gasped like a fish at the ceiling, He pounded my opening gaping hole. I could feel it far up as my fingers and toes. When I got fucked in my ass I felt it in every inch of my skin. He fucked me savagely and brutally. But it never hurt too much. It always hurt just right enough. I came again. And then again. I’ve come fucking three times this morning. And still he fucked me. I thought he could fuck forever. He had me in a ball on the bed. At the end. He loomed over me. Like a God. He stood over me plunging himself in and out fucking my wet ass over and over and over and over and over. I would have stayed there for hours as long as he fucked me. I didn’t once think of asking him to stop.
Finally he was grunting and shaking. When he came, he put himself all the way in. Stretched me to the very end. I felt him gush and his cum trickle into me and drip down the insides. My sore, aching ass.
I asked if he’d call a cab home. Because fuck after that I could barely walk. He did, the sweetie. And now I’m going to sleep all day. On my fucking stomach. Lol. I hope the other girls don’t think weird of me but ladies, you don’t know what you’re missing.

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Okay, so I waitress by day and moonlight as a phone sex warrior goddess, and it is AMAZING! I love it because I’m a horny bitch and all I ever wanna do is FUCK. Sometimes I flick it like 20 times a day and I STILL want a dick. And I never know what I want until I’m really in the moment… it’s kind of like a blind date that leads to a one-night stand but you don’t even have to bother with the dinner and awkward conversation sex procrastination.

So tonight I was doing my normal ritual to get in the mood for my shift, only I was doing it at my other job instead of home cuz I had to work a double: right there in the bathroom stall at the restaurant, I had my right hand up against the wall with my left foot up on the toilet, I rubbed one out good, and then I took a super dirty pic of my ass, my hand spreading the cheeks apart, glory hole in full view, pussy lips totes visible underneath all that flesh that I call my booty.

Then I pressed SEND!

And I realized today just how fucking much I LOVE LOVE LOVE taking naked pictures of myself. I do it of my TITS, my ASS, my PUSSY.

I also record videos of myself masturbating, in sexy lingerie, knee socks and thongs, heels and nothing else, I bend over and lick my nips and sometimes my mirror is just my best friend. Sometimes I kinda wonder if I’m like addicted to sex or something, but shit, there could be a lot worse things to be addicted to, right?

LOL, seriously, I serve so many people on dates when I’m at work and so many times I just want to tell them to skip the dinner and go fuck already but then it wouldn’t be very beneficial for ME because if they didn’t I wouldn’t have a job! Actually, I might be out BOTH jobs! lol

I must admit tho that I love it when a hot guy is at my table and he’s with his girlfriend and he’s checking me out the whole time and I clean another table nearby and bend over so he can see my beautiful ass and then he tips me better… Even if he doesn’t tip me better it’s still fun and I love imagining that he’s imagining what it would be like to fuck me and she probably knows it but isn’t saying anything or she’s going to withhold sex from him because she got jealous of their waitress!

Anyways I was really busy at work so I had to make my little bathroom session quick, which made it all the more fun but I heard someone open the door and I stepped down, pulled my undies back up from around my ankles and then zipped my pants up. I flushed the toilet, went and washed my hands, tied my apron back on and walked back into the kitchen.

When I saw my coworker’s face, I knew he’d just got my pics! Shit, when I saw his PANTS I knew! His hard-on was obvious and raging and he was trying desperately to hide it under his apron! We hadn’t hooked up yet but I was dying to hook up with him. And after that, there was no way on earth he wasn’t DYING to hook up with me too.

I wanted (let’s call him “Danny”) since when I started here about 2 months ago, when he was training me, and my mind was thinking about what his dick looked like and how hard it could get and all of the dirty ways he could fuck me. I figured I had to wait a minute, because everyone knows that everyone that works in a restaurant fucks each other, like we are all stars in a soap opera, but the sexual tension of wanting somebody and seeing them every day and working with them and not doing it yet REEEEAAAALLY gets me going!!! I kinda wanted to enjoy that wanting for a minute, but today, I couldn’t wait any longer.

My whole shift I kept making my ass very, VERY visible to him every time he passed by and I couldn’t stop thinking about the dirty pics I sent him. Will he show them to his friends? Fuck it—if they are as hot as he is, I don’t mind! Anyway I would reach far onto the end of the table to get someone’s glass or stand on my tippy toes and lean forward just a little bit so that my ass stuck out to reach something. So I was getting a soda for my customer and Danny walked by when no one was looking, he slide his hand between my legs, lightly grazing my pussy.

I immediately went into the bathroom to take another pic! My table could wait for their fucking Pepsi… I had more fun things to do!!!

I wanted to DRIVE THIS GUY WILD so I spread my legs over the toilet, stuck my finger in my tight cunt, pulled it out and traced it up to my clit and then pulled it up a few times, all while holding my phone with my left hand trying to take a video in this really awkward position. I was actually SO HORNY that I almost came again just from that little bit of touching. I sent the video!

I get back out there and get the drinks for my table, and the next thing I know, he pulls my hand and leads me into the back hallway by where the dumpsters are, pushes me against the big blue dumpster, and yeah it smelled like trash but whatev but I don’t even care and he pulls my pants down and my underwear right down.

We can’t do this HERE! I told him, but he just said SHHHHH and turns me around and takes his cock out, and shove it in!

He gripped my ass like he had never felt such a thick fat booty before, well because I’m sure he hadn’t haha, and he pounded the shit out of me kinda roughly the way I love it. He was moaning and pumping and I’m stroking my pussy up front, trying not to breathe the trash smell and focus on how nice his decently sized cock feels and how damn HOT he is and how good it feels. But the time I heard him ready to blow, I was too, and he wrapped his hand around my mouth so that I wouldn’t scream too loud. He was trying to hush me so that we wouldn’t get caught. Plus we knew at any second anyone was bound to come out to take their smoke break. We both came HARD but as quietly as we could!
Then we cleaned up and got back inside before anyone noticed we were gone. The thing is, now I’m hoping Danny isn’t thinking we’re gonna like, be doing that ALL the time! Once I fuck someone, I’m kinda over it! And even though what we did today was hot as fuck, I’ve tasted that fruit and now it isn’t nearly as exciting to think about. Maybe I just like the seducing part too much????

Especially because today they just hired a hot kinda badassy looking new line cook with tats and shit. He’s kinda chollo in that super hot bad boy with his Dickie shorts and socks pulled up way. I need to get friendly with him real quick so we can exchange cell numbers and I can send him one of my special pics next! I mean, how fucking crazy will it drive him while he’s working? I’m such a sadist! LOL

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He broke in my ass!
He broke in my ass!

Cheerleading practice will be a little hotter after tonight! Trust me when I tell you that my coach is an ugly MEGA BITCH, but her husband on the other hand is totally freaking HAWT. He always comes by at the end of practice a few days a week, and when he does it’s totes obvious he’s checking us girls out. Especially me, probably because I’m the thickest aka curviest girl on the team, with def the biggest boobs. Anyway my friends and I talk about it sometimes- how he totally wants us– and we have even joke around about how he deserves better and deserves to be with a HOT girl that will appreciate him! We even sex up little parts of our workouts and stuff for him when the coach isn’t looking and he’s totally into it. Today was a lot different though!

We had practice and everything was like usual at first except coaches husband left early. After practice coach asked me if I had the collection money from our fundraiser, but I had forgotten and left it at home. She was pissed, like she always is, and told me to get it from my dorm and bring it over to her house. I couldn’t believe she was going to waste the night before my shift on the phones or whatever, I went.

So I after swinging by my dorm and picking up the money, I pulled up to my coach’s house. I couldn’t help but notice that her car wasn’t there. Sure enough her husband answered the door and asked me to come in. I told him why I was there and he told me coach wasn’t going to be home for a couple of hours, though honestly I can’t tell you why because I stopped paying attention as soon as he said it and instead started thinking about how I could see his cock through his gym shorts and oh my god it was HUGE. He took the money and then he offered me a drink. I said sure and he tells me to go grab a beer from the fridge.

I got to the refrigerator and I didn’t know he was behind me until I felt his hands on my hips, and his cock pressed against my ass as he pulled me back and against him. I could tell immediately that his giant dick was hard as I felt it pressed up against me.

“Oh my god, I’ve wanted this for so long.” I admitted.

Every daydream I had about him fucking my brains out ran through my head at once.

I heard him undoing his belt, his jeans, and I stayed frozen against the door.

“Me too.”

He pulled down his pants and underwear in one motion and his massive hog popped up and slapped against my ass. I couldn’t see it behind me but it felt HUGE!

”Oh. My. God, it’s SO big.”

“And you’re so wet” he said reaching up under my skirt and into my panties, feeling my drenched pussy.

Next thing I know, my skirt and panties are on the floor!

I felt his dick slide back, and he rubbed it against my pussy and asshole.

After just a second of him doing it I couldn’t take it anymore, I needed his fat cock inside me. I slammed the fridge door and pressed against it and started to move my hips back and he started to slide his mammoth dick into me. I started moaning uncontrollably. I couldn’t believe he was really fucking me.

“This is just the start.” he said.

Slowly he pulled out of me and slid the head to my asshole. It was so dirty, so HOT. I couldn’t help myself. I was so desperate to feel him inside me again. I had only done anal once, with my first love, and I didn’t love it. But now, suddenly, I felt like I would let this hot older guy do ANYTHING to me! I didn’t resist at all. He slowly pushed his huge girth into my tight cheeks and it did hurt, but it hurt GOOD. I could hear him moan from how tight I am back there, and OMG it made it even hotter.

Once he was all the way in my ass he pulled back slowly and started to pound me.

I bucked my hips back into him as he pulled me into him by my hips at the same time and everything in his fridge is rattling around as he’s slam-fucking into me faster and harder, his heavy balls slapping against my pussy.

He started to softly grunt, and knowing he was close I started cumming. as soon as I did he thrust all the way into me and I felt him cum too.

Then he just pulls out, wipes off his dick, puts his pants on, and hands me my clothes. He doesn’t say a WORD!

I got dressed and ran outta there and now I have NO IDEA how it’s going to be the next time I see him. Is he gonna pretend it didn’t happen? Is he gonna want to fuck me again? I would TOTALLY take that dick again but I’m kinda worried about getting caught. But fuck it it’s worth it!!! And since my coach is such a B-I-T-C-H, I’m not fucking sorry, and I’ll totally do it again if he wants to!

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K kids, since it’s almost Valentine’s Day, I thought this would be a red hot and nasty fucking blog to share with you guys! ;)

So I’ve been with my boyfee for 5 years, yada yada yada, about two weeks ago I had asked him what his ultimate fantasy would be? We’ve done threesomes (with girls) to death, so I was kind of wanting to try something new. So I waited until we were a little drunk, and I threw out the idea of a threesome, but this time, with another DUDE. I was super sure he was going to act all weird, but he kinda shocked me when he said he’d actually really love to WATCH ME get fucked by a BIG BLACK GUY!

I had no clue where this came from—we hardly know any black people! So I that’s what I said, and HE said he knows a guy at work that’s like 6’ 4”. He said it wasn’t about the guy other than that- he’s def straight, but that the thought of watching me bounce on and choking on a giant black cock drove him nuts, but he didn’t know how to bring it up. (I’m a petite Asian girl- only 5 feet tall, 90lbs, BTW!)

So I have never been with a black guy before except on the phones for work, so I was kind of excited at the idea. So I have no idea what he actually said to the guy, but when he came, he made sure everything was perfect. We had cocktails and beer, 420, porn on a big screen, a fire going—all of it was set up like a freaking movie! Me and my boyfee just sort of sat quietly, listening to music till he got there. When I opened the door I was actually super stoked because he was way hot—like Kobe hot- and I swear I must have grinned ear to ear. He was polite too, and came in and we got a drink in his hand. He seemed kinda nervous too.

Have you ever done anything like this? I asked him.

Not really he said.

After we smoked a J, I stood up and stripped out of my dress.
What should I do? I asked the boys.

Dance for us my boyfee said, turning up the music. They were both sitting on the sofa, so I walked over and danced, moving my hips, waving my ass in their faces, playing my best stripper role! Lol

So I undid my bra, and when my perky little tits (guys LOVE my tits—they’re small but perfectly-shaped and have the tiniest lil nips!) popped out, this guy’s boner went off the charts! I really wanted to see it, so I looked over at my boyfee as I put my hand on the guy’s pants.

Can I take it out, baby? I asked.

Yeah, take it out.

The guy sat back as I undid his jeans. My boyfriend was watching me so intently! As I pulled this thing out, it was like a giant fucking brown anaconda! For serious it was longer than my whole face. It was like a tree trunk!

Suck it my boyfee commanded me.

I took a deep breath and opened my mouth. I had relax my jaw and open it as wide as I could to fit that fat chocolate mushroom head in there without scraping it with my teeth! It filled my whole mouth- I was thinking how the fuck I was I going to suck all of it? So I relaxed the back of my throat and let this giant thing slide down, filling my entire mouth and throat like a giant sword I was gonna swallow. I almost gagged and I looked up to see the guy biting his lip, clearly loving watching me struggle.

That’s right white girl—choke on that fat D, he said.

My boyfriend was unzipping his jeans, his hand was on his cock now and he was stroking it, silently watching me do my best to swallow that giant pole.

Then the guy moved forward on the sofa, grabbing the back of my head and forcing himself even deeper down my throat. My gag reflex was sounding off, and I felt like I was gonna puke, and yet it was so hot. He held my face to him, jamming that giant cock down to what felt like my chest.

Now fuck her with that my boyfriend said, and all at once that thing was out of my throat and I could breathe again.

Get on top on him, so I can watch you bounce of that fat black dick he said.

He laid right down on the floor, and I climbed on top of him, positioning myself over that snake. As the fat head pushed into me, I think I yelled out OH GOD! It hurt, and it wasn’t even halfway in yet!

C’mon baby…you can do it. Let him split you open with that fact black dick. You can take it, you dirty whore.

The guy pulled me down onto it, until it felt like it was busting into my belly. I’ve never been filled by a cock like that before! He began to buck upward as I rolled my hips into him. It hurt at first, but after a few mins I could not believe how fucking amazing it felt! He started to pant.

Oh my god you little white bitch you sooooo tight…you like to seduce big black guys with this tight little pussy huh? And make your boyfriend watch too, huh, you little whore?

Yes! I screamed

You like that fat ghetto dick, huh?

Yes! I screamed again.

Mmmmmm he moaned…dat little white pussy is gonna make me cum too soon!

Next thing I know my boyfriend is standing up, cock in my face.

Fuck her doggy he says.

I get up and flip over, wondering if I can take all that cock this way, but I don’t have time to even worry about it because suddenly I feel that cock jam into me HARD!

And my boyfriend get in front of me and says suck my cock.
Suck my cock while he fucks you, you little dirty whore.

I opened my mouth and began sucking his cock—it felt small now compared to the giant arm I’d had in there minutes earlier and it was easier to breathe. But oh my god that pumping from behind- and then that thrusting in my face—I was literally being fucked on both ends, and I was loving it. I know it sounds super slutty, but fuck it, it’s the truth. I felt like I was the hottest sex toy in the world, and I like the idea of being totally used by these two guys.

Oh yeah bitch the guy said…I hear you on the pill so I’m gonna blast a fat load up in that tight little white girl pussy.

Yes I said. My boyfriend began to moan too.

I’m gonna blow too. I’m close!

And then they both started pumping hard and fast. I was like a vibrating kebob caught between them, with my boyfee jamming his rod into the back of my throat, and that fat black cock sliding in and out of my pussy. The harder the guy thrust, the harder I moaned, and the further it pushed my boyfees cock down my throat. Suddenly I felt him go–pumping his juice down it, and then suddenly the guy behind me was holding my ass tight, squirting what seemed like pump after pump of his juice inside me. I was being stuffed with fluid on both ends, and felt greedily, dizzily happy.

So happy, I even went to both guys on my knees and obediently licked each of their cocks clean, lapping up any jizz that wasn’t already inside me as they petted my head like I was a little dog. God…even writing this right now is getting my panties soaked. I seriously cannot wait to do that again. My boyfee says next time he’s gonna make my take that BBC in the ass! I’m a little scared but way excited for that one!!!

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Ok so I’m going to trust that y’all aren’t going to get me in trouble for this! Not like anyone will know who I am but STILL! It’s THAT naughty! And first let me say that I’m NOT a nympho or some kind of sex freak and I have never done this before—but it IS hard to “shut off” that part of myself at my mall job after working the phone sex lines over the weekend.

It would prolly help if I could flirt or get some sexual attention at work as a release, but of course the ONLY men or guys who come into this chick store are the boyfriends being dragged in by their girlfriends, so they are well guarded! LOL Anyways for whatever reason this past weekend was really stimulating, and then I got to work Monday and it was boring as f*ck! We were having the slooooooooooowest day and I was counting the minutes, and my mind started to wander. I was thinking about some of the weekends calls and how hot some of the guys sounded. That’s the thing with phone sex- you just get a voice and so it’s kinda mysterious and that makes it extra sexy. So I was thinking about the calls, and before I knew it, I was all worked up, feeling all PORNO inside! And I was like, I HAVE to do something about this cuz this is ridic! So I totally keep this little lipstick sized vibrator in my purse. And the way the back of the shop is set up, there’s like a podium or cashiers station or whatever you call it at the back register, so people can only see me from about my tits up if I’m sitting behind there.

So there’s no one in the place- it’s a Monday during the middle of the day so it’s always slow- and I slip my toy out. I turned it on to hear how loud it would be in there to make sure the buzzing didn’t make too much noise but the music they blast on the speakers pretty much covered the sound. So I obvs couldn’t take my pants off or anything, but I just put the toy to my clit right through my black work pants. And I think my level or horniness had to have something to do with it, cuz it felt way intense. Like, TOO good—the kind of good I expect when I’m 2 glasses of wine into the night, if you know what I mean! It was so crazy—here I am rolling and rubbing this thing on my clit all behind the counter, but keeping a totally straight face from the tits up for the people passing by. And they were- people were walking past the shop, and I’m sitting there with this thing blasting away at my clit! It was kinda awesome! This pretty hot guy was just outside the store, probably waiting for his girlfriend in a nearby shop, and I started to fantasize that he’d wander in to ask a question or something, and catch me playing with myself. Only instead of being weirded out or whatever would PROBABLY happen IRL, he gets turned and on, looks around carefully, then gets down on his knees and crawls behind the podium.

I totally pictured it as I rubbed my pussy– how he’d crawl right up to me and then unzip and unbutton my pants, sliding them off. Then my panties. Then he’d bury his face in me, licking me and lapping at me- eating me gratefully like I’m his last meal…until I cum in his face. Then he’d want me to suck his dick of course, and it would be fat one, and so he’d sit on the chair and I’d get under the podium where no one could see me, and he’d take his fat cock out and whisper “hurry- my girlfriend will be here any minute” and then feed it to me. I’d suck on and he’d say “you’re such a crazy chick, sucking a stranger’s cock right here, playing with your pussy like that” or something like that. And he’d have to keep a straight face as I suckled him, trying not to show it. The more dangerous it felt, the harder I’d suck, desperate to get his jizz before the party was broken up by his GF. And I’d tell him I’d never done this before but now I’m going to do it all the time, and I’d swallow his whole shaft and tug on his balls and grab his ass and pump him into my face harder and harder, making sure he knows I give the BEST head!

As I pictured all of that—some strange guy shoving his sword down my throat now– I got closer and closer to climax. I prayed no one walked in so I couldn’t finish the job—there was no stopping at that point- I was gonna cum. And right at the moment—swear to god—the guy looks up at me and sees me staring at him all intently, and our eyes lock, and I cum looking in his eyes all the way across the store and through the window. And the really crazy part is that I think he KNEW! I mean, he gave this weird sort of half smile- a sexy little grin, then he WINKED at me, and walked away! My heart was racing and my underwear felt soaked through all the way to the pants—I looked down and there was a wet spot! I had to totally hide behind the podium as much as I could until it dried. But the whole rest of the day I kept thinking about that GUY and if he knew, and how hot it would be if he did! His GF would NEVER guess in a million years that shit was happening while she was trying on clothes I’ll bet!

See what I go through for you guys? :P You make me so horny all the damn time I so dumb shit like literally masturbate at work and almost get caught! I mean, it’s so stupid—I wouldn’t just lose my job, I’d like, be a sex offender or something! That’s nuts! Why are people so uptight about sex?!!! Anyhooooo that’s my secret, don’t f*cking judge me, K? I’m NOT a pervert, I swear! Sometimes a girls gotta do what she’s gotta do. Don’t hate!

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Holy fucking shit my cunt is still aching and I can barely believe what I’m about to tell you but I SWEAR to God this just happened. So every day after my shift I always go down to the same diner and I always put on a pair of heels. It’s only a block away but I live alone in a big city and I want to make sure someone sees how good I look haha. It’d been a long day working and BUSY. So many sweet horny little guys, the phone just didn’t stop ringing. But none of them let me cum! And after all that I felt so antsy and pent-up like I was going to explode I was just crawling with energy.

The diner’s all women working as long as I’ve been there but tonight was this new young guy. Really young. It was awkward because everyone knows what I eat there every day (Eggs and hash browns) and like I said I was all pent-up so when he said Hi, what I can get for you? I said seriously? Are you kidding me. I’ve been coming here for…

But then I looked up. And it was this really young guy. He said sorry he was new and he said: May I please beg your forgiveness. You know what I liked that. I may be a freewheeling city girl but honestly I’m old-fashioned too and a sucker for manners. So I just said hey it’s fine. I just come here a lot. What’s your name?

He said Blair and I noticed his name tag. He didn’t point at it like I was stupid. I liked that too. Then I remembered! I said oh you’re the boss’ grandson aren’t you? You just started college. I’ve heard of you.

He looked embarrassed. Haha.

Then I felt embarrassed. I’d left my hoodie zipped open over my lingerie, a black and red lacy little negligee. Oops. Well this happens.

He brought my food and I watched his sweet little ass walk away…and then I knew. My cunt was twitching like it was living. I knew I was going to fuck him. I delicately put my fork in my lips and chewed my food without taking my eyes off him. I watched him sweat and bend over tables. I watched until I was ready. I was drawing myself out. I like to stretch myself until I can’t wait anymore. And then he came back to my table.
Anything else I can get for you? he said.

I wanted to blow him right there. It wouldve been easy. But I mean I wanted to come back to the diner.

I stood up and said follow me. You won’t get in trouble, they know me here .

I barely thought about what I was saying but he followed like a magnet. I went outside and turned into an alley and I could feel him following me, obeying me. I unzipped his pants and took out his cock and my God, he was short but even half-hard his dick was fucking huge! I have been around the block believe me but his dick was beautiful and one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. I jerked him off slowly and felt him shudder with every extra finger I laid on him. I told him to take his pants off. Then to take off his shirt. I got down on my knees with my heels propped on the cement and I sucked him off. His dick was so big it touched the bottom of my windpipe. I was sucking and sucking in my negligee and hoodie and miniskirt and heels. I only wanted him naked for me.

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His huge pulsing cock was so hard and big it jammed up my throat. I took it out and whispered up at him: You’re going to fuck me right here. It wasn’t a question. I shoved him against the wall. Hard. I think I knocked his wind out but he was still so hard. I wanted him to know I meant business: You’re going to fuck me out there in front of all these people like the fucking whore I am, and you’re going to fuck me until I tell you to stop. You got that you little bitch? He looked scared but I didn’t care. I was going to get this from him.

 

Then I saw them: A few dozen people filling the alleyway. Some of them I recognized from the diner. I was the slutty regular who always showed up in heels and I was blowing their waiter in the alley. I turned around and put my hands on the brick wall and said Okay fuck me! and everyone else cheered! They all wanted him to pound me into my stomach. He lifted up my negligee and took down my panties and I swear, I almost gushed, my pussy was that wet. fuck I’m so wet just remembering this. He fit himself inside me and my eyes went into the back of their sockets. I shrugged my hoodie off and he pounded me in just my top and heels. He went so deep I didn’t feel anything else his huge cock filling every tiny inch of me, it zapped everything else in my brain until there was nothing but his dick and all the nerves in my pulsing aching cunt. He was fucking me so hard I didn’t have to rub my clit. I didn’t notice the cold or everyone cheering “Fuck her! Fuck her! Harder!” or how nasty he was getting. lol. The shy boys always get nasty when you let them. He slapped my ass and yelled you fuckin whore, you cock-raving little slut you know you fuckin want it YEAH you fuckin’ do knew you wanted my fuckin’ meat ever since you came in you little fuckin’ whore I bet you’d suck me anywhere. He gripped my hands now holding me against the wall and fucking me at the same time. I couldn’t move. My heels were ground right into the asphalt he was so strong. Everyone was whooping now cum cum cum and I couldn’t feel a thing or move any part of my body but my clit was vibrating like a bunny with every thrust, that’s how big he was that’s how hard he was fucking me.
When I came I screamed. Businessmen forty stories high got hard with how loud I came. I still couldn’t move with how he was holding me after I emptied myself shaking. Like electrified. And he kept fucking me. He fucked me with my hands on the brick wall of all the alley and there must’ve been hundreds of people watching us. He whispered I’m gonna cum you whore. I’m gonna paint your little fucking slut mouth. He didn’t wait for an answer he turned me around and shoved me on my knees. I wanted it. I’d made him a king. The crowd cheered again and I heard horns honking I guess traffic was stopped. He gripped my hair and shoved his monster dick in my lips all the way down my neck one last time then pulled out and yelled fuuuuuuck and came everywhere! I never knew anyone could have so much cum my face was soaking and it was in my hair. It just kept coming. I stood there on my knees obediently until he finished. He wiped the last of his dick on my lips and I kissed his beautiful Godzilla dick.
The crowd clapped. I smiled at him blinking and swallowed. The blood went back to his face like what did I just do? I waved to the crowd. They looked almost happy as I did. Blair looked red as ketchup.
I wiped myself off with Kleenexes I always carry then stood up, my pussy ached so much I didn’t even know if I could walk to my apartment but I sure as hell wasn’t going back to the diner.
I cupped his chin and said I’ll give you a bigger tip next time. Everyone laughed. One lady said me next!! but I walked home to my building and collapsed on my bed. Jesus I think it’s time for a drink. Thank God I have tomorrow off!

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Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…

So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!

So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?

So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!

So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!

I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)

Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!

God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.

Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”

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So I’m the untypically typical “hot MILF” guys fantasize about. I’m 38, 5 foot 7 and 125 lbs, and really fit from years as a dancer and fitness model in Las Vegas. My breasts are still looking great– surprising for naturally large C’s, and my ass is perfection, because I still work out 5 days a week. I’m actually pretty cut, with a six-pack I love to flaunt and my thighs are divine in a super short skirt– not that I have occassion to wear them often. My skin looks 25. In short I’ve aged really, really well for a mom of 2!

Anyway, my sons are teenagers now, and there is not ONE friend of theirs they’ve brought over who hasn’t eyed up my breasts and ass half-drooling, eyes aglow. Now that his friends are 16-18, trust me– a few of them have actually had the audacity to make thinly-veiled comments about wanting me, which is of course flattering. And I’m not going to lie– when I catch one of his hot football buddies staring down into my cleavage, it makes me instantly wet. I’ve been divorced for 5 years now, and I’ve hardly dated. For a long time, I didn’t even THINK about sex. Then I decided to secretly work from home as phone sex operator. It’s actually been amazing in helping me open up more sexually. But the bad part is, it just makes you want MORE and MORE sex! Then my son started turning into a man, and these hot young studs come over to hang out with him, and I find my pussy is LITERALLY THROBBING at the idea of fucking one of them. I mean, shit- I was married for 10 years– I didn’t have a lot of time to sew my oats out there. And these young guys…OMG! Their rock-hard bodies and young cocks…it’s literally TORTURE!

Like, the other day, my favorite (because he’s fucking HOT) of my son’s friends was over for dinner. I was bending over, getting a roast out of the back of the oven. I knew he was behind me, and I knew he could probably see the line of my g-string through the taupe pants I was wearing. As I reached into the heat, I could literally FEEL his eyes on my ass and pussy. When I stood up with the roast in my hands, he subtly licked his lips and said “that looks DELICIOUS, Ms. __________. I can’t wait to taste it.” I knew what he meant! My son was oblivious, flipping channels in the living room. My god, I wanted to fuck him so bad. And he wanted to fuck me so bad. I wanted to strip that 18 year-old body down and feel that tanned skin. I wanted to lick his six pack. I wanted to put his 18 year-old cock in my mouth and suck it like no silly teen girl has ever sucked it before. I wanted him to fuck my ass– at that age, he might not have even tried it yet— yes…I wanted my tight little asshole to be the first one his cock ever got to shoot a load in! I feel terrible because for a fleeting second, I wished my son would disappear so I could ravage this piece of meat then and there. But all I could do was answer “You KNOW you’re always welcome have dinner here, or even stay the night,” I said with a smile.

The moment I said it, I knew SOMETHING was going to happen soon! Sure enough, there was an away game for _____’s soccer team and it would require us leaving the house at 5:00am in order to make it. When my son asked if his friend, let’s just pretend his name is Mark, could sleep over and ride with us, of course I said yes. But then, what do you do? All night, every time we passed each other in the hall, or when I came in to bring them popcorn, our eye met and silently begged for each other. It got so bad that I went upstairs and had to use my vibrator or I thought I’d go nuts. And what was I thinking, anyway? I can’t FUCK my son’s friend! I climbed into bed that night determined to forget this crazy obsession.

 

Sometime later, I awoke in the darkness, and there he was, at the side of my bed. “Is it OK, Ms. ________…if I climb in bed with you?”

“YES” I said, pulling back the covers to reveal my naked body. He was wearing only boxers, and his cock was making them tent out, already hard. Not only hard, but wow– he had a big package! He crawled over me, lowering his shorts until his giant young cock popped out of them, bobbing in my face. Without saying a word, I put my mouth around it and swallowed it to the balls. “Ughhhhhhhhh” he moaned as I bobbed up and down, slurping thick, perfect young cock with more excitement than I’ve felt in years. But he was young so I didn’t want to push my luck and make him cum too quickly. “Fuck me” I demanded, laying back down and spreading my legs. My pussy was literally dripping now. When he took that fat pink head and pushed it inside me, I almost came instantly! I just kept thinking how YOUNG and how HOT he was…and how WRONG what we were doing was…and how AMAZING it felt! And for someone not old enough to have a ton of experience, he sure could fuck! He slowly drove that upwardly-curved cock in and out, guiding it deep inside me. But it wasn’t enough– somehow, I wanted MORE of him!

“Have you tried this before?” I asked him, grabbing his dick and pushing the head down lower, poking against my asshole.

“No…” he said, “almost apologetically. “Do you want to?” I asked him, “do you want to fuck me in my ass too?”

“GOD YES” he said, panting, pussy juice dripping from his cock.

“Let’s try it like this,” I told him, flipping over, pointing my ass at him, “just slide it in SLOWLY.”

He did as he was told, pushing that thick between my cheeks. My eyes rolled back into my head as he reached full penetration.

“That feels SO fucking good!” he said, squeezing my ass, holding me there.

“Now try it harder and faster” I said, “build up speed”.

He obeyed, and soon I could hear his moans increase.

“I’m gonna cum” he said.

“Cum deep in my ass” I told him. I pinched my clit between my fingers and arched my back into him. We both came so hard at the same time. My clit throbbing in time with his cock expelling his jizz deep inside me in bursts. I cannot remember the last time I felt so pleased.

I kissed him gently and got him to swear to tell no one, then shooed him back to bed before my son noticed he was missing. In the morning, I made them breakfast and we played it cool. I drove them to the game. As I was about to drive off (his parents would be picking them both up later) he knocked on the window.

“I forgot something” he said as my son kept walking.

“Yes?” I said.

“I forgot to tell you that you were the best fuck of my life so far, and I’m not stupid– I know you’re probably gonna feel guilty and say this can never happen again…but I CAN keep a secret and  WILL do ANYTHING to fuck you again. Just think about it.”

Then he ran off and I drove away. That was last week. I haven’t seen him since, but he’s supposed to come over tonight to hang out and play video games with my son. CAN I REALLY DO THIS AGAIN? How can I not?! I KNOW it’s wrong, but fuck! This kid’s cock is the greatest thing to happen to me in years! I guess I just need to own it: I’m a horny MILF who loves to fuck young guys. Is that so wrong?

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