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OK, so like, I SHOULD NOT be admitting this. I’m not even sure if like, this is A CRIME or not. Prolly is, for all I know! But I’ve been prank calling people. But not just like ANY kind of prank call. I’ve been calling up random GUYS and making them LISTEN TO ME MASTURBATE!!!

It all started with the shelter in place shit. I was STUCK in my TINY STUDIO apartment all by myself. I’d like, JUST broken up with my good for nothing EX for the SECOND – and LAST – time, and so the timing was just shit. I didn’t miss my job OR him, but I missed SEX so fucking much cuz I got a big appetite. 

Even when I had a boyfriend, we’d totally swing and have threesomes. So being cut off from like, ALL SEX was KILLING ME.

One day I just grabbed my cell and dialed my local area code…and then just made up the rest of the numbers.

And on my first shot, a guy, not a woman, answered.

And I was like “hey….” And he was like “hey. Who is this?” all friendly and innocent I was like “it doesn’t matter who it is. What matters is, I’m TOUCHING MYSELF right now and ALL I want to know is if you want me to keep going or not?”

And he was like dead quiet for enough seconds that I thought maybe he hung up but then he whispered “yeah, keep going”.

I almost lost it— it worked!!! Some random guy was totally down!

And so I laid back with my cell cradled in my neck and started rubbing my pussy through my panties. I told him about it. I asked him if he wanted me to pull the panties aside and slip a finger into my pussy.

“Yes” he whispered, “finger that pussy”.

Wherever he was, I could hear his belt unbuckling and hitting a hardwood floor, presumably in a pile with his pants.

I slid my finger into my pussy, slowly first, then faster, then two fingers, and quickly to three as I became engorged. As I got more excited and did it faster and faster, I put the phone right next to it and let him hear how juicy wet it sounded. Then I got out my toy and turned it on.

“Hear that?” I asked him, letting the big vibrator buzz right next to the phone, “should I hold that against my clit?”

“Oh yeah…” he said, and I could hear him stroking his cock vigorously but I made no mention of it. This was about ME.

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” I moaned as the toy worked my clit, causing my toes to curl.

“Wait!” I told him, “I’m gonna put this little jewel butt plug in my ASS too! It’s silver with a pink jeweled end, I wish you could see it. Should I put it in now?”

“Yeah, put it in…”

“MMMmmpppopp!” the sound went as I put it in my mouth and pulled it out, getting it nice and wet. Then I gently sat back onto it, letting it part my cheeks just barely as it slipped inside.

“Oh fuck yeah, it’s in baby,” I panted.

“Oh god” I heard him whisper, the sound of slapping skin growing louder and louder.

“Now should I put this fat vibrator in my pussy? I don’t know how long I can last that way before I cum…”

“Put it in!” he said, “put it deep in that pussy just like you would my cock”.

“Mmmmmmmmm, oh fuck,” I told him, “now I’m working it IN and OUT…”

I could hear him stifling moans.

“I’m imagining this toy is your fat cock, and you’re fucking me so hard….”

“Yeah, I’m fucking the shit outta you,” he said breathlessly.

I imagined what he looked like, what his cock felt like. If he was married and old, or single, and young? It didn’t matter. All that mattered is that we were both cumming!

“Oh fuck,” I told him, “here I cum!” and I let a HUGE orgasm hit me.

My body shook and my pussy clinched around the toy, hugging it, pulling it into me.

“Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah baby!” I screamed, not caring if the neighbors heard.

I heard him cumming too, letting it all out. After a few seconds of silence, he finally said, “tell me your name”.

“That’s not how this works,” I said, and CLICK!

Now I make SEVERAL of these calls a week. I’ve even had a FEMALE caller play with me! You’d be surprised how many people are down to get off with a total stranger if the opportunity presents itself!

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I still go to work you guys. Yup! I’m one of the very few people who still has to go to work…yeah, lucky me!🙄

Ever since the pandemic hit last year, my work has created a schedule where we take turns going in to the office so that we’re social distancing or whatever.

So on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it’s just me and some guy. Oh and my boss. Most of the work we do is done via computer so and it’s just him and I typing away in this small little office answering emails, filing and doing other office tasks. It’s a basic ass job to be honest. My boss has his own office and he’s literally in there with the door closed half the time.

Sometimes I get bored.

Sometimes I even get horny. At the office of all places?!

Actually, yes…I mean, don’t YOU??

And with less people in the office, I just realized I never really noticed this guy, Dan. He’s so quiet. Young like 20-something. Tall, dark hair, light skin. Kinda cute.

As for me, I’m also 20-something. Brown, curvy have long hair and a big butt. I’m super aware of my big ass because I’ve caught my fucking boss looking at it more than once. He looks at me in the creepiest way too. So. Gross.

My boss is also a hater – he doesn’t like it when we talk and laugh outside of his office so Dan and I low key chat via internet messaging:

me: so I think Mojo (our boss) is jerking it in his office!

Dan: shut the fuck up

me: i’m fucking serious!!

Dan: how do you know?

me: his door is always closed and i swear to god, i can hear him grunting.

Dan: dirty old man

me: ew, i fuckin knowwww!

me: he’s a fucking creep, you know. he’s always looking at my ass!

Dan: fuck, are you serious?

me: yeah!

Dan: …

me: so anyways, i’m fucking bored.

Dan: yeah, me too.

me: you finished replying to all those customer service emails?

Dan: hell yeah

Dan: I’m just looking “busy” at this point haha

me: oh ok then.

me: …

me: sooo, shooting my shot here…

Dan: yeah?

me: mojo is gonna leave for lunch in a bit. and I think you’re hella cute. do you wanna…

Dan: here?

me: yeah why not?

Dan: umm…yeah, sure.

me: are you sure?

Dan: yeah, I’m down.

me: alright then. 12:30pm

For some reason, the buildup to us fucking seemed SOOO freakin long. We were both just sitting at our computers, trying to look busy. I was so horny for him at that point, I started grinding in my seat – the clear slime inside my tight little vag was definitely building up. Then finally, Mojo steps out and says he’ll be back at 1pm.

We wait til Mojo leaves with his car and at this point we’re just flirting. We both take our masks off.

me: I didn’t think you had it in you

Dan: what…to fuck you?

me: yup!

Dan: you obviously don’t know me then…

He pulls me as I sit on his lap and we start making out. I can feel his dick getting hard. He’s grabbing my ass while I’m touching his face and running my fingers through his hair. We’ve got our tongues out, sucking each other’s face while he gropes my tits and pinches my nipples. His hot hand starts sliding up my mini-skirt and he gets even harder as he feels how wet I am for him. I get up and pull my skirt and panties down and I start riding him slowly while he grabs and slaps my ass.

me: fuck babe, you feel soooo good!

I was moaning and sweating from being on top just riding him. He was strong and had a nice thick dick. I sat and bounced on him for a few minutes then we switched positions and fucked that way for a few minutes. My pussy was oozing with cream and slime. I sucked his thick, throbbing cock too. It was long and thick that I could barely fit it in my mouth. Yum!

me: cum inside me so I don’t have to clean up

Dan: what, are you sure?

me: fuck, just do it!!

And he came inside of me after 20 minutes of hard pounding. I put my panties back on and hot cum was dripping down my inner thighs after. Dan was dressed and back at his computer like nothing happened, eating his lunch. I tried not to smile but I couldn’t help it, it was a really good fuck!

I wonder if Mojo knew we got busy, as he was looking like he smelled something. The smell of sweat and cum. I mean, he should know right? He jacks it off to ME in his office! Creep.

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I never knew that I was actually a bossy girl…one who craves men to serve and please ME!😈

Yes, it looks freaky doesn’t it? But it’s absolutely fucking true:

I have a boyfriend but he’s really not worthy of much. Although he’s cute, he’s a bit scrawny and not very confident. If anything, I find him more useful as a peasant who does whatever he’s told.

And believe it or not – he doesn’t seem to mind!

I told him one day that I was bored of him. That I wanted to fuck a big, strong dude – the complete and total opposite of him.

Are you ok with that, Teddy?

He shrugged and said “Yeah, sure babe. Whatever you want.”

Teddy has a way of just agreeing with me. I mean, is my pussy that powerful or what? Or is he just a simp? Who really fucking knows but when I told him, he agreed just like that.

I can’t believe that was sooo fucking easy!

So we went to a place where we could people watch, a place where I knew there would be hot guys I’d like to fuck.

Where would that be though?

The gym, of course!

All those hot, sweaty guys grunting and pumping iron, hiding a big dick underneath those shorts. I could hardly contain myself. I was getting WET just thinking about it.

So off to the gym we went, my peasant boyfriend and I. I think he was super excited too? Idek. He’s like soooo obedient and down for whatever I want, it’s almost annoying how he doesn’t ever really disagree or even challenge me, you know? But in this case I was fine with it because I really wanted him to be submissive to my desires of wanting to fuck a hot ass guy.

And what a lucky fucking slut I was…there just happened to be a couple of guys at the gym that were just really delicious!

I waited a little bit before I approached this one guy who was lifting weights in front of a mirror way in the back. I decided I’d go on the treadmill closest to him where he can take a look at me. I was wearing some really tight workout pants that showed off my big, round ass.

I played the game like a fucking fox: I stretched and bent over in front of him, squatted multiple times so he had no choice but to look. I’m sure from where he was he could see a clear outline of my booty cheeks as I wasn’t wearing any panties.

I started walking on the treadmill, slowly. Just feeling myself. I mean, if you saw me – you’d fucking want me too. Trust! So I kept on walking, building up a sweat. Teddy decided to hang at the arcade next door so I could do what I needed to do.

I turned around and walked backwards just to see what the guy was up to. And holy shit, he was looking right at me. And I could tell he really liked what he was looking at. He was literally fucking me with his eyes!

So I gave him a cute smile and turned around again. OMG, he was feeling me! My heart was pounding and wow he’s just so fucking hot: tall, dark, ripped but not overly muscle-y. I don’t like super buff guys.

After a few minutes I stopped my treadmill and walked over to him with a smile. He kept on lifting his dumbell as I approached him. I can tell he really wanted me.

“Hey there, what are you doing after this? I’m not gunna small talk you, I came over here to tell you that I really wanna fuck.”

And before you know it, I gave him the address to my place.

“See you in a hour”

…

The doorbell rings and I ask Teddy to open it. I didn’t tell this guy that I had a boyfriend.

“Are you okay if my boyfriend Teddy hangs around…you know…watches us?”

“Yeah, I guess so”.

“Wow, this is going sooo great. Thanks for coming over!”

“Yeah, sure!”

He wasn’t weary of Teddy at all. In fact, it was almost as if Teddy didn’t exist. I think he was just really horny for me. I honestly don’t fucking blame him, as I was really fucking horny for him as well!

I went to give him a hug and a kiss to express my excitement. I had to tiptoe to reach him since he was taller than me. I also pressed my heavy tits against his solid chest. HOT. Then we locked eyes and I started to kiss him more and he did as well, our tongues came out and started to swirl in each other’s mouth, tasting each other. I reached for his cock to feel it and it was getting rock hard. His cock was way bigger than Teddy’s and I got even more aroused. So I pulled down his pants, got on my knees and started to suck on him slowly. I was impressed that he had showered so his dick was extra clean. He was about 8 inches and THICK. I really liked having his thick cock in my mouth so I got really into it. I let saliva build up in my mouth and as soon as I had enough I slobbered all over it and started to coat his cock. I began sucking, swirling, licking his shaft up and down and even licking and sucking on his balls. He was moaning in ecstasy and pushed me down on the couch so we can get busy.

Meanwhile, Teddy was getting turned on too. He had his cock out, just stroking it and watching us.

The guy ended up banging me on the couch in different positions. He even fingered my asshole a bit while he pounded me and I was howling and just getting really creamy. The living room smelled like musty sweat and sex.

While he was fucking me sideways, I couldn’t help but feel a little bad for my Teddy. He was so erect. He looked pathetic watching me.

While the dude was still banging me hard and I was literally panting, moaning and groaning and just really in the zone I said “Teddy, wanna join in?”

He said “I really want to”.

“Well then, stay at my feet and suck on my toes okay?”

He did what he was told and sucked on my toes while I got my pussy rammed for another good 15 minutes.

My body was melting and my eyes were rolling upwards – you seriously need to have a fat cock pumping your tight, wet pussy WHILE having your toes sucked. It’s a feeling that I honestly cannot describe!

I was seriously having a blast having these two guys serving ME!

And so my boyfriend had his very first cuckold experience and I didn’t regret it one bit.

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Well the title obviously says it all:

I hate my boyfriend but damn, he fucks good!

A little backstory:

my boyfriend is a fucking asshole. I can’t stand the things he says most of the time – he acts as if he’s God’s gift to women and maybe he can’t stand me since I also think…I mean I KNOW I can get with any guy I want and so we’re always arguing and saying shit to each other.

“Shut the fuck up, you slut. You don’t know what you’re talking about! EVER!” And we would go back and forth about the stupidest shit. I didn’t wanna back down so I always had to say something back. Yes, I’m a total fucking bitch. Whatever.

I don’t think we’re a good fit but it’s hard to leave him honestly. The sex is too.damn.good!

The energy between us is crazy when we’re fucking…it’s like the rage is pushing us to climax? Idek. It’s hard to explain it tbh.

Like there’s been moments when I thought I would pass out from being choked and fucked at the same time!

And then one day we were arguing as usual and then he slapped me, hard. Out of nowhere! WTAF. I was shocked for a split second. Even my mom doesn’t slap me! So I was mad and shocked.

We started to kiss each other sloppily and angrily. Like mad. He pulled my shorts and panties down while I pushed myself against him, unzipped his pants and pulled it out. He forced his hard, thick, pulsating cock into my wet ass pussy and we started to fuck hard right then and there against the wall. OMFG it was so hot.

We then moved to the bed and I rode on top of him and he was slapping me while I rode his dick! So I slapped him back. It turned me on so much that I started to buck him even harder.

I was wet and creamy AF! Drenched in my own sweat and filled with his thick cum. We both came so good and so hard.

I still hate his guts though.

I honestly wonder how long this rage fucking will last. Like will it stay good always or will it start to affect my mental health? Because now I’m addicted to assholes and will probably look for someone else who is just like him!😈

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Please call me. I really miss hearing an older man’s voice…especially yours!😍

I’ve been so lonely lately, stuck at home with nowhere to go. I miss my Daddy so much! I miss it when you call me your babygirl, I miss being held by your very strong arms and touched by you.

I don’t want to say the other things I miss because my stupid brother has been snooping around and he might tell on me for having naughty fantasies!

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Updated September 20, 2022: so we’re kinda back on Twitter, like 2 years later y’all. Even though there are still tons of hardcore sex and nude content on there, we choose to be tame this time around as we don’t want to get banned again. Boooo, so fucking boring (I know)!

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So I live in ___________ and we are under shelter-in-place rules, so yeah, I’m feeling a bit boxed in not being able to go out and have a drink and whatever else I wanna do. But I know how much MORE it must SUCK for single guys right now. I’m still getting my “work” lol phone fucks every single day, so I’M not hurting in that department.

But the cute, quiet guy that lives in the apartment underneath me…I was betting he was feeling especially “lonely”. And I really like to think of myself as a giving, compassionate person, you know? Especially giving of my body…

So I left a little “care basket” outside of his door the other day. It had toilet paper lol (I know you guys aren’t great at keeping up with that stuff!), some canned and boxed food, an adult coloring book with crayons…and a note. The note said:

“I understand it must be really HARD for U 2 be alone so much rite now. I’ve been home alone quarantined w/ zero outside exposure so I’m not sick. Hope UR feeling fine 2? If so, I’d luv 4 U 2 CUM up 2 my place right above U sometime soon so I can make U a little less lonely.“

I also included a NAUGHTY PIC (from the neck down of course, this girl knows better!) that showed off my best assets cuz I wanted this guy to know I wasn’t, like, 70! LMAO!

Then I waited.

It was super hard! I was all doubting myself and then I got SCARED thinking he might have like, called some authorities on me for trying to like, touch strangers during a pandemic! I was starting to freak out but then I calmed myself down and figured I could always pretend it was a joke or whatever.

Then there was a knock on my door.

I could tell he was pleasantly surprised that my pic wasn’t fake! Guys go nuts over my really big green eyes, and he just looked into them so sweetly and he smiled all wide but shy! It was adorable! I knew then and there I was gonna give this dude the fuck and suck of his LIFE so I took his hand, told him my name (and he told me his), led him inside, and opened a bottle of wine.

I mean, now that he was right in front of me—and I’m going to have to see this guy around since he LIVES in the same building—I wanted to play the get-to-know-ya game a bit. So we had some wine and talked for a bit on my sofa and I learned like a little bit about where he was from, etc. Then the wine hit and I just grabbed the back of his head by the hair and kissed him deeply, so like, almost RELIEVED to feel the warmth of his tongue pushing back against mine. I suddenly wanted to devour him!

My hands couldn’t find the fly of his jeans fast enough! I was fighting with his boxers for a sec and then I had his cock in my hand. Hard and hot, it throbbed in my hand. I couldn’t even help biting my lip exploring the fat, pre-cum coated head with my fingers.

I dropped down put my lips around that juicy head, letting my tongue tease the tip as I slowly increased suction. He moaned quietly. Then I relaxed my jaw and slowllllly took him into my mouth, inch by inch, until his cock was hitting the back of my throat.

I squeezed his balls as I made my way back down the shaft until just the tip remained between my lips. I stroked the shaft as I suckled the tip, and his moaning got louder and louder like he was gonna cum.

Probably, he thought a blowjob was all I had on the menu. Luck, who’s even THAT randomly lucky? LOL But I was enjoying myself way too much to let it end! Like, WAY too much!

I started to wriggle out of my clothing and he helped me. The I laid back with my legs spread wide and felt the thickness of his cock pushing into me, entering me, splitting me open.

“This OK?” he asked shyly.

“Fuck yes” I whispered as he started to pump into me.

And holy shit, his body, his cock…it felt SO fucking good! Almost like I was hyper-aware of the feeling since I’d not had like, physical sex in weeks cuz of the shutdown. I felt like a virgin again, experiencing everything like it was new!

Then he sort of came out of his shy shell and shoved my legs back even further to fuck me deeper as he thrust, one hand steadying himself against the back of the sofa, and one hand on my belly where his thumb was rubbing my clit. Starting to exert a little control. I liked it. :)

Holy fuck, when he really got to pounding me like that, I knew this was gonna be a fuck to remember for ME, as well. I was sooooo glad I did this. See? Always take risks. Life lessons here, people! :P

So anyway, his rhythm was spot-on, working me hard and deep. My eyes rolled back in my head and all I could feel in my whole body was his thick hard cock and my pussy wrapped around it, throbbing and trying to suck him even deeper.

I knew I just had to RIDE this cock before it was all over- I had to get on top of that– so we flipped positions and I lowered onto his thick staff slowly.

As I sank down on him and started to ride, I knew I wasn’t going to last long. It felt too good- it was too much. I WANTED to go slow and pace myself…

…but that didn’t last for very long! I got worked up and got into an intense groove, grinding down on that D like it was either the first or last! I felt a little bit like a wild woman, conquering my prey, taking what I wanted! LOL

Then it happened, hitting me like fucking giant wave washing over my entire body…

BOTH my clit AND my G spot were buzzing with a crazy orgasm and I was moaning uncontrollably loud as my pussy clinched around his cock! My whole body was like, vibrating and I could barely catch my breath for a sec!

And of course that triggered HIM to cum and he lifted me off just in time 4 me to offer up my breasts for him to cum on, cuz I just like it. ;P

He pumped his rod out hard, with big, healthy clumps of jizz hitting my D cups, painting them with sweet boy glaze. I looked up at him and just felt GREAT, like, COMPLETE for like the first time in weeks.

So…yeah…that’s my story. And there will DEF be more to CUM cuz he and I have another date tomorrow night and I’m gonna surprise him with ANAL, BABY!!!!

No way he’s gonna resist this. I wonder if he’s an ass virgin??? I HOPE so cuz I wanna blow his fucking mind for a 2nd time!!!

Stay tuned! OXOXOX

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