Okay, so I waitress by day and moonlight as a phone sex warrior goddess, and it is AMAZING! I love it because I’m a horny bitch and all I ever wanna do is FUCK. Sometimes I flick it like 20 times a day and I STILL want a dick. And I never know what I want until I’m really in the moment… it’s kind of like a blind date that leads to a one-night stand but you don’t even have to bother with the dinner and awkward conversation sex procrastination.
So tonight I was doing my normal ritual to get in the mood for my shift, only I was doing it at my other job instead of home cuz I had to work a double: right there in the bathroom stall at the restaurant, I had my right hand up against the wall with my left foot up on the toilet, I rubbed one out good, and then I took a super dirty pic of my ass, my hand spreading the cheeks apart, glory hole in full view, pussy lips totes visible underneath all that flesh that I call my booty.
Then I pressed SEND!
And I realized today just how fucking much I LOVE LOVE LOVE taking naked pictures of myself. I do it of my TITS, my ASS, my PUSSY.
I also record videos of myself masturbating, in sexy lingerie, knee socks and thongs, heels and nothing else, I bend over and lick my nips and sometimes my mirror is just my best friend. Sometimes I kinda wonder if I’m like addicted to sex or something, but shit, there could be a lot worse things to be addicted to, right?
LOL, seriously, I serve so many people on dates when I’m at work and so many times I just want to tell them to skip the dinner and go fuck already but then it wouldn’t be very beneficial for ME because if they didn’t I wouldn’t have a job! Actually, I might be out BOTH jobs! lol
I must admit tho that I love it when a hot guy is at my table and he’s with his girlfriend and he’s checking me out the whole time and I clean another table nearby and bend over so he can see my beautiful ass and then he tips me better… Even if he doesn’t tip me better it’s still fun and I love imagining that he’s imagining what it would be like to fuck me and she probably knows it but isn’t saying anything or she’s going to withhold sex from him because she got jealous of their waitress!
Anyways I was really busy at work so I had to make my little bathroom session quick, which made it all the more fun but I heard someone open the door and I stepped down, pulled my undies back up from around my ankles and then zipped my pants up. I flushed the toilet, went and washed my hands, tied my apron back on and walked back into the kitchen.
When I saw my coworker’s face, I knew he’d just got my pics! Shit, when I saw his PANTS I knew! His hard-on was obvious and raging and he was trying desperately to hide it under his apron! We hadn’t hooked up yet but I was dying to hook up with him. And after that, there was no way on earth he wasn’t DYING to hook up with me too.
I wanted (let’s call him “Danny”) since when I started here about 2 months ago, when he was training me, and my mind was thinking about what his dick looked like and how hard it could get and all of the dirty ways he could fuck me. I figured I had to wait a minute, because everyone knows that everyone that works in a restaurant fucks each other, like we are all stars in a soap opera, but the sexual tension of wanting somebody and seeing them every day and working with them and not doing it yet REEEEAAAALLY gets me going!!! I kinda wanted to enjoy that wanting for a minute, but today, I couldn’t wait any longer.
My whole shift I kept making my ass very, VERY visible to him every time he passed by and I couldn’t stop thinking about the dirty pics I sent him. Will he show them to his friends? Fuck it—if they are as hot as he is, I don’t mind! Anyway I would reach far onto the end of the table to get someone’s glass or stand on my tippy toes and lean forward just a little bit so that my ass stuck out to reach something. So I was getting a soda for my customer and Danny walked by when no one was looking, he slide his hand between my legs, lightly grazing my pussy.
I immediately went into the bathroom to take another pic! My table could wait for their fucking Pepsi… I had more fun things to do!!!
I wanted to DRIVE THIS GUY WILD so I spread my legs over the toilet, stuck my finger in my tight cunt, pulled it out and traced it up to my clit and then pulled it up a few times, all while holding my phone with my left hand trying to take a video in this really awkward position. I was actually SO HORNY that I almost came again just from that little bit of touching. I sent the video!
I get back out there and get the drinks for my table, and the next thing I know, he pulls my hand and leads me into the back hallway by where the dumpsters are, pushes me against the big blue dumpster, and yeah it smelled like trash but whatev but I don’t even care and he pulls my pants down and my underwear right down.
We can’t do this HERE! I told him, but he just said SHHHHH and turns me around and takes his cock out, and shove it in!
He gripped my ass like he had never felt such a thick fat booty before, well because I’m sure he hadn’t haha, and he pounded the shit out of me kinda roughly the way I love it. He was moaning and pumping and I’m stroking my pussy up front, trying not to breathe the trash smell and focus on how nice his decently sized cock feels and how damn HOT he is and how good it feels. But the time I heard him ready to blow, I was too, and he wrapped his hand around my mouth so that I wouldn’t scream too loud. He was trying to hush me so that we wouldn’t get caught. Plus we knew at any second anyone was bound to come out to take their smoke break. We both came HARD but as quietly as we could!
Then we cleaned up and got back inside before anyone noticed we were gone. The thing is, now I’m hoping Danny isn’t thinking we’re gonna like, be doing that ALL the time! Once I fuck someone, I’m kinda over it! And even though what we did today was hot as fuck, I’ve tasted that fruit and now it isn’t nearly as exciting to think about. Maybe I just like the seducing part too much????
Especially because today they just hired a hot kinda badassy looking new line cook with tats and shit. He’s kinda chollo in that super hot bad boy with his Dickie shorts and socks pulled up way. I need to get friendly with him real quick so we can exchange cell numbers and I can send him one of my special pics next! I mean, how fucking crazy will it drive him while he’s working? I’m such a sadist! LOL
