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RUBBING IT OUT AT WORK!!!

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Ok so I’m going to trust that y’all aren’t going to get me in trouble for this! Not like anyone will know who I am but STILL! It’s THAT naughty! And first let me say that I’m NOT a nympho or some kind of sex freak and I have never done this before—but it IS hard to “shut off” that part of myself at my mall job after working the phone sex lines over the weekend.

It would prolly help if I could flirt or get some sexual attention at work as a release, but of course the ONLY men or guys who come into this chick store are the boyfriends being dragged in by their girlfriends, so they are well guarded! LOL Anyways for whatever reason this past weekend was really stimulating, and then I got to work Monday and it was boring as f*ck! We were having the slooooooooooowest day and I was counting the minutes, and my mind started to wander. I was thinking about some of the weekends calls and how hot some of the guys sounded. That’s the thing with phone sex- you just get a voice and so it’s kinda mysterious and that makes it extra sexy. So I was thinking about the calls, and before I knew it, I was all worked up, feeling all PORNO inside! And I was like, I HAVE to do something about this cuz this is ridic! So I totally keep this little lipstick sized vibrator in my purse. And the way the back of the shop is set up, there’s like a podium or cashiers station or whatever you call it at the back register, so people can only see me from about my tits up if I’m sitting behind there.

So there’s no one in the place- it’s a Monday during the middle of the day so it’s always slow- and I slip my toy out. I turned it on to hear how loud it would be in there to make sure the buzzing didn’t make too much noise but the music they blast on the speakers pretty much covered the sound. So I obvs couldn’t take my pants off or anything, but I just put the toy to my clit right through my black work pants. And I think my level or horniness had to have something to do with it, cuz it felt way intense. Like, TOO good—the kind of good I expect when I’m 2 glasses of wine into the night, if you know what I mean! It was so crazy—here I am rolling and rubbing this thing on my clit all behind the counter, but keeping a totally straight face from the tits up for the people passing by. And they were- people were walking past the shop, and I’m sitting there with this thing blasting away at my clit! It was kinda awesome! This pretty hot guy was just outside the store, probably waiting for his girlfriend in a nearby shop, and I started to fantasize that he’d wander in to ask a question or something, and catch me playing with myself. Only instead of being weirded out or whatever would PROBABLY happen IRL, he gets turned and on, looks around carefully, then gets down on his knees and crawls behind the podium.

I totally pictured it as I rubbed my pussy– how he’d crawl right up to me and then unzip and unbutton my pants, sliding them off. Then my panties. Then he’d bury his face in me, licking me and lapping at me- eating me gratefully like I’m his last meal…until I cum in his face. Then he’d want me to suck his dick of course, and it would be fat one, and so he’d sit on the chair and I’d get under the podium where no one could see me, and he’d take his fat cock out and whisper “hurry- my girlfriend will be here any minute” and then feed it to me. I’d suck on and he’d say “you’re such a crazy chick, sucking a stranger’s cock right here, playing with your pussy like that” or something like that. And he’d have to keep a straight face as I suckled him, trying not to show it. The more dangerous it felt, the harder I’d suck, desperate to get his jizz before the party was broken up by his GF. And I’d tell him I’d never done this before but now I’m going to do it all the time, and I’d swallow his whole shaft and tug on his balls and grab his ass and pump him into my face harder and harder, making sure he knows I give the BEST head!

As I pictured all of that—some strange guy shoving his sword down my throat now– I got closer and closer to climax. I prayed no one walked in so I couldn’t finish the job—there was no stopping at that point- I was gonna cum. And right at the moment—swear to god—the guy looks up at me and sees me staring at him all intently, and our eyes lock, and I cum looking in his eyes all the way across the store and through the window. And the really crazy part is that I think he KNEW! I mean, he gave this weird sort of half smile- a sexy little grin, then he WINKED at me, and walked away! My heart was racing and my underwear felt soaked through all the way to the pants—I looked down and there was a wet spot! I had to totally hide behind the podium as much as I could until it dried. But the whole rest of the day I kept thinking about that GUY and if he knew, and how hot it would be if he did! His GF would NEVER guess in a million years that shit was happening while she was trying on clothes I’ll bet!

See what I go through for you guys? :P You make me so horny all the damn time I so dumb shit like literally masturbate at work and almost get caught! I mean, it’s so stupid—I wouldn’t just lose my job, I’d like, be a sex offender or something! That’s nuts! Why are people so uptight about sex?!!! Anyhooooo that’s my secret, don’t f*cking judge me, K? I’m NOT a pervert, I swear! Sometimes a girls gotta do what she’s gotta do. Don’t hate!

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VOYERS or GAWKERS? LOL Sex for a Grateful Audience!

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Holy fucking shit my cunt is still aching and I can barely believe what I’m about to tell you but I SWEAR to God this just happened. So every day after my shift I always go down to the same diner and I always put on a pair of heels. It’s only a block away but I live alone in a big city and I want to make sure someone sees how good I look haha. It’d been a long day working and BUSY. So many sweet horny little guys, the phone just didn’t stop ringing. But none of them let me cum! And after all that I felt so antsy and pent-up like I was going to explode I was just crawling with energy.

The diner’s all women working as long as I’ve been there but tonight was this new young guy. Really young. It was awkward because everyone knows what I eat there every day (Eggs and hash browns) and like I said I was all pent-up so when he said Hi, what I can get for you? I said seriously? Are you kidding me. I’ve been coming here for…

But then I looked up. And it was this really young guy. He said sorry he was new and he said: May I please beg your forgiveness. You know what I liked that. I may be a freewheeling city girl but honestly I’m old-fashioned too and a sucker for manners. So I just said hey it’s fine. I just come here a lot. What’s your name?

He said Blair and I noticed his name tag. He didn’t point at it like I was stupid. I liked that too. Then I remembered! I said oh you’re the boss’ grandson aren’t you? You just started college. I’ve heard of you.

He looked embarrassed. Haha.

Then I felt embarrassed. I’d left my hoodie zipped open over my lingerie, a black and red lacy little negligee. Oops. Well this happens.

He brought my food and I watched his sweet little ass walk away…and then I knew. My cunt was twitching like it was living. I knew I was going to fuck him. I delicately put my fork in my lips and chewed my food without taking my eyes off him. I watched him sweat and bend over tables. I watched until I was ready. I was drawing myself out. I like to stretch myself until I can’t wait anymore. And then he came back to my table.
Anything else I can get for you? he said.

I wanted to blow him right there. It wouldve been easy. But I mean I wanted to come back to the diner.

I stood up and said follow me. You won’t get in trouble, they know me here .

I barely thought about what I was saying but he followed like a magnet. I went outside and turned into an alley and I could feel him following me, obeying me. I unzipped his pants and took out his cock and my God, he was short but even half-hard his dick was fucking huge! I have been around the block believe me but his dick was beautiful and one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. I jerked him off slowly and felt him shudder with every extra finger I laid on him. I told him to take his pants off. Then to take off his shirt. I got down on my knees with my heels propped on the cement and I sucked him off. His dick was so big it touched the bottom of my windpipe. I was sucking and sucking in my negligee and hoodie and miniskirt and heels. I only wanted him naked for me.

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His huge pulsing cock was so hard and big it jammed up my throat. I took it out and whispered up at him: You’re going to fuck me right here. It wasn’t a question. I shoved him against the wall. Hard. I think I knocked his wind out but he was still so hard. I wanted him to know I meant business: You’re going to fuck me out there in front of all these people like the fucking whore I am, and you’re going to fuck me until I tell you to stop. You got that you little bitch? He looked scared but I didn’t care. I was going to get this from him.

 

Then I saw them: A few dozen people filling the alleyway. Some of them I recognized from the diner. I was the slutty regular who always showed up in heels and I was blowing their waiter in the alley. I turned around and put my hands on the brick wall and said Okay fuck me! and everyone else cheered! They all wanted him to pound me into my stomach. He lifted up my negligee and took down my panties and I swear, I almost gushed, my pussy was that wet. fuck I’m so wet just remembering this. He fit himself inside me and my eyes went into the back of their sockets. I shrugged my hoodie off and he pounded me in just my top and heels. He went so deep I didn’t feel anything else his huge cock filling every tiny inch of me, it zapped everything else in my brain until there was nothing but his dick and all the nerves in my pulsing aching cunt. He was fucking me so hard I didn’t have to rub my clit. I didn’t notice the cold or everyone cheering “Fuck her! Fuck her! Harder!” or how nasty he was getting. lol. The shy boys always get nasty when you let them. He slapped my ass and yelled you fuckin whore, you cock-raving little slut you know you fuckin want it YEAH you fuckin’ do knew you wanted my fuckin’ meat ever since you came in you little fuckin’ whore I bet you’d suck me anywhere. He gripped my hands now holding me against the wall and fucking me at the same time. I couldn’t move. My heels were ground right into the asphalt he was so strong. Everyone was whooping now cum cum cum and I couldn’t feel a thing or move any part of my body but my clit was vibrating like a bunny with every thrust, that’s how big he was that’s how hard he was fucking me.
When I came I screamed. Businessmen forty stories high got hard with how loud I came. I still couldn’t move with how he was holding me after I emptied myself shaking. Like electrified. And he kept fucking me. He fucked me with my hands on the brick wall of all the alley and there must’ve been hundreds of people watching us. He whispered I’m gonna cum you whore. I’m gonna paint your little fucking slut mouth. He didn’t wait for an answer he turned me around and shoved me on my knees. I wanted it. I’d made him a king. The crowd cheered again and I heard horns honking I guess traffic was stopped. He gripped my hair and shoved his monster dick in my lips all the way down my neck one last time then pulled out and yelled fuuuuuuck and came everywhere! I never knew anyone could have so much cum my face was soaking and it was in my hair. It just kept coming. I stood there on my knees obediently until he finished. He wiped the last of his dick on my lips and I kissed his beautiful Godzilla dick.
The crowd clapped. I smiled at him blinking and swallowed. The blood went back to his face like what did I just do? I waved to the crowd. They looked almost happy as I did. Blair looked red as ketchup.
I wiped myself off with Kleenexes I always carry then stood up, my pussy ached so much I didn’t even know if I could walk to my apartment but I sure as hell wasn’t going back to the diner.
I cupped his chin and said I’ll give you a bigger tip next time. Everyone laughed. One lady said me next!! but I walked home to my building and collapsed on my bed. Jesus I think it’s time for a drink. Thank God I have tomorrow off!

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Slut Problems!

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Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…

So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!

So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?

So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!

So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!

I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)

Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!

God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.

Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”

Totally including a pic that best matches the moment!

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CONFESSION from a HORNY MILF!

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So I’m the untypically typical “hot MILF” guys fantasize about. I’m 38, 5 foot 7 and 125 lbs, and really fit from years as a dancer and fitness model in Las Vegas. My breasts are still looking great– surprising for naturally large C’s, and my ass is perfection, because I still work out 5 days a week. I’m actually pretty cut, with a six-pack I love to flaunt and my thighs are divine in a super short skirt– not that I have occassion to wear them often. My skin looks 25. In short I’ve aged really, really well for a mom of 2!

Anyway, my sons are teenagers now, and there is not ONE friend of theirs they’ve brought over who hasn’t eyed up my breasts and ass half-drooling, eyes aglow. Now that his friends are 16-18, trust me– a few of them have actually had the audacity to make thinly-veiled comments about wanting me, which is of course flattering. And I’m not going to lie– when I catch one of his hot football buddies staring down into my cleavage, it makes me instantly wet. I’ve been divorced for 5 years now, and I’ve hardly dated. For a long time, I didn’t even THINK about sex. Then I decided to secretly work from home as phone sex operator. It’s actually been amazing in helping me open up more sexually. But the bad part is, it just makes you want MORE and MORE sex! Then my son started turning into a man, and these hot young studs come over to hang out with him, and I find my pussy is LITERALLY THROBBING at the idea of fucking one of them. I mean, shit- I was married for 10 years– I didn’t have a lot of time to sew my oats out there. And these young guys…OMG! Their rock-hard bodies and young cocks…it’s literally TORTURE!

Like, the other day, my favorite (because he’s fucking HOT) of my son’s friends was over for dinner. I was bending over, getting a roast out of the back of the oven. I knew he was behind me, and I knew he could probably see the line of my g-string through the taupe pants I was wearing. As I reached into the heat, I could literally FEEL his eyes on my ass and pussy. When I stood up with the roast in my hands, he subtly licked his lips and said “that looks DELICIOUS, Ms. __________. I can’t wait to taste it.” I knew what he meant! My son was oblivious, flipping channels in the living room. My god, I wanted to fuck him so bad. And he wanted to fuck me so bad. I wanted to strip that 18 year-old body down and feel that tanned skin. I wanted to lick his six pack. I wanted to put his 18 year-old cock in my mouth and suck it like no silly teen girl has ever sucked it before. I wanted him to fuck my ass– at that age, he might not have even tried it yet— yes…I wanted my tight little asshole to be the first one his cock ever got to shoot a load in! I feel terrible because for a fleeting second, I wished my son would disappear so I could ravage this piece of meat then and there. But all I could do was answer “You KNOW you’re always welcome have dinner here, or even stay the night,” I said with a smile.

The moment I said it, I knew SOMETHING was going to happen soon! Sure enough, there was an away game for _____’s soccer team and it would require us leaving the house at 5:00am in order to make it. When my son asked if his friend, let’s just pretend his name is Mark, could sleep over and ride with us, of course I said yes. But then, what do you do? All night, every time we passed each other in the hall, or when I came in to bring them popcorn, our eye met and silently begged for each other. It got so bad that I went upstairs and had to use my vibrator or I thought I’d go nuts. And what was I thinking, anyway? I can’t FUCK my son’s friend! I climbed into bed that night determined to forget this crazy obsession.

 

Sometime later, I awoke in the darkness, and there he was, at the side of my bed. “Is it OK, Ms. ________…if I climb in bed with you?”

“YES” I said, pulling back the covers to reveal my naked body. He was wearing only boxers, and his cock was making them tent out, already hard. Not only hard, but wow– he had a big package! He crawled over me, lowering his shorts until his giant young cock popped out of them, bobbing in my face. Without saying a word, I put my mouth around it and swallowed it to the balls. “Ughhhhhhhhh” he moaned as I bobbed up and down, slurping thick, perfect young cock with more excitement than I’ve felt in years. But he was young so I didn’t want to push my luck and make him cum too quickly. “Fuck me” I demanded, laying back down and spreading my legs. My pussy was literally dripping now. When he took that fat pink head and pushed it inside me, I almost came instantly! I just kept thinking how YOUNG and how HOT he was…and how WRONG what we were doing was…and how AMAZING it felt! And for someone not old enough to have a ton of experience, he sure could fuck! He slowly drove that upwardly-curved cock in and out, guiding it deep inside me. But it wasn’t enough– somehow, I wanted MORE of him!

“Have you tried this before?” I asked him, grabbing his dick and pushing the head down lower, poking against my asshole.

“No…” he said, “almost apologetically. “Do you want to?” I asked him, “do you want to fuck me in my ass too?”

“GOD YES” he said, panting, pussy juice dripping from his cock.

“Let’s try it like this,” I told him, flipping over, pointing my ass at him, “just slide it in SLOWLY.”

He did as he was told, pushing that thick between my cheeks. My eyes rolled back into my head as he reached full penetration.

“That feels SO fucking good!” he said, squeezing my ass, holding me there.

“Now try it harder and faster” I said, “build up speed”.

He obeyed, and soon I could hear his moans increase.

“I’m gonna cum” he said.

“Cum deep in my ass” I told him. I pinched my clit between my fingers and arched my back into him. We both came so hard at the same time. My clit throbbing in time with his cock expelling his jizz deep inside me in bursts. I cannot remember the last time I felt so pleased.

I kissed him gently and got him to swear to tell no one, then shooed him back to bed before my son noticed he was missing. In the morning, I made them breakfast and we played it cool. I drove them to the game. As I was about to drive off (his parents would be picking them both up later) he knocked on the window.

“I forgot something” he said as my son kept walking.

“Yes?” I said.

“I forgot to tell you that you were the best fuck of my life so far, and I’m not stupid– I know you’re probably gonna feel guilty and say this can never happen again…but I CAN keep a secret and  WILL do ANYTHING to fuck you again. Just think about it.”

Then he ran off and I drove away. That was last week. I haven’t seen him since, but he’s supposed to come over tonight to hang out and play video games with my son. CAN I REALLY DO THIS AGAIN? How can I not?! I KNOW it’s wrong, but fuck! This kid’s cock is the greatest thing to happen to me in years! I guess I just need to own it: I’m a horny MILF who loves to fuck young guys. Is that so wrong?

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ANAL is the New Black!

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It used to be taboo…it used to be only for “bad” girls…but not anymore! It’s ANAL SEX, and today, in this fine year of 2015, it’s become more accepted, but not more discussed– at least not in the straight world. Gay men have tackled this topic of late, but…wouldn’t you love to know how GIRLS really feel about it? Read on…

I used to be afraid of anal sex. Seriously. There was something about it that seemed wrong, and invasive, and somehow degrading. It was something only gay guys did, and only because they didn’t have many other options! That was how I saw it. My best friend and I even joked about our “virgin butts” and called ourselves presidents of the “Virgin Asshole Club”. THAT is how serious we were about it. That was in our early 20’s. That was before we knew much about sex. Neither of us had even “discovered” our bisexual side yet. Then it happened– my best friend had anal sex with her boyfriend of the time, and I was suddenly alone in my desire to guard my butt from cock. Even my baby sister confessed to having, and enjoying, anal sex. I actually CRIED, guys! I did! I didn’t like the idea of a guy “violating” my little sister! It’s hilarious to me now how “evil” I thought it was. Perhaps I was threatened by it. If I gave anal to a guy, and he really liked it, would he want the less tight vagina– made stretchy enough to pass a living child– ever again? Would it make him curious about sex with a man? Would I ever poop the same again? Would it be MESSY? All of these things seemed insurmountable. I continued to guard my virgin starfish until I hit 30.

What changed? Well, for starters, EVERYONE seemed to be doing it but me. Now, I’m not band wagon type of person, but still. If everyone else was getting something out of it,  why couldn’t I? I started “warming up” to the concept by allowing my boyfriend of the time to spank and flog my ass. Just having someone paying full attention to that area was new for me. And guess what? I found, despite my naturally dominant side, that I LIKED my butt being touched and spanked and whatnot. One drunken night, the flogger went down, and a penis went in. The first few seconds- the first inch or so– felt good. I thought, “hey, this ain’t so bad!” But by the time he got the whole thing in there, I felt like I had to poop! It was not so sexy a feeling! Still, I wasn’t totally put off. We tried again one or two times more before that relationship ended.

My next boyfriend had a pretty small dick– one of the smaller ones I’ve personally dealt with– but he knew how to use it. Honestly, I had no idea a small cock could make me cum so hard, but he had apparently spent his lifetime learning how to make the most of it! (He reprogrammed my whole idea about penis size, BTW.) And– and this is just my theory here, since you can’t really ASK this–I THINK one of the main things he liked about anal was that yeah, the ass– especially a nearly virgin one like mine — is TIGHTER than the vagina. That works well with a smaller cock. The other part is, he like the IDEA of it being “dirty”- of it being something some girls weren’t willing to do. That I was willing to “give up the butt” for him turned him on enormously. And he had a lot of experience with it, unlike the first guy I tried it with. That first guy– it was HIS first anal too. This one, though, had years of experience with it, and knew how to be gentle and take it slow and build me up first. I had so much fun fucking him that I continued to do so for a full year after I broke up with his sorry self. I had a new guy for “regular” sex, but when I felt like a little anal, I’d call him up, and he was thrilled to oblige.

Fast forward to current day. I LOVE asking for anal. Just saying the words “fuck me in the ass” or “cum in my ass” makes my current lover’s cock stand up like a flag pole. There IS something extra naughty about it. And after some trial and error, I’ve found the satisfaction in it. I can’t say that the act itself is my favorite– I don’t cum that way unless there is some clitoral stimulation at the same time, too– but I really do like it, and what’s better, I LOVE that guys love it! To make it extra sexy, I have my lover tie my down, face-first, onto the bed. We have awesome restraints for this. Then, when I’m helpless, he pulls my underwear down and talks dirty to me about what he’s going to do. I have no idea why, but seriously there is nothing sexier than a guy whispering in my ear that he’s going to fuck my ass. Not ASKING, but TELLING. He’s going to take that ass, like it or not. He’s going to CUM up in there, because he can without consequence. He’s going to spread those round cheeks and coax that staff deep, deep inside.

It’s HOT. No, it’s SUPER HOT. And I’m glad it’s in my bag of goodies now. Cuz let’s face it– anal is the new black. Even middle school girls are trying anal! What was once a taboo is now mainstream, living large. And honestly, what could possibly be wrong with another hole to fuck?!

 

Keep those cocks up, boys.

XOXO

MIA

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50 Shades of Phone Domination

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So…the other day I was thinking about phone domination, and how there isn’t enough interest in this very fun form of play. Most of the kinky folks I know go out and play for real, but that’s because I’m in Los Angeles, and we’ve got a whole huge scene out here for that. But what about my beloved callers in East Nowhere, Texas? Timbuktu? The middle of Kansas? Or, worse yet, Saudi Arabia? (Yes, I totally have gotten Saudi callers!) They have very little access (if any) to kink, let alone a dungeon to go LEARN how to play, if they wanted. I wonder…would these guys be interested in phone domination? I’d love to train men to obey me over the phone! And, I’d love to SUBMIT over the phone, if the caller knows what he wants! But how do I get these guys to that place where they are comfortable dominating over the phone, without any real “training”? One big rule in the kink world is that you should never be doing to someone else what you yourself have not experienced. You don’t spank others until YOU’VE been spanked, so you know how it feels, how much or little it can hurt, etc. It’s a way of keeping dommes /doms accountable. So, where do these guys in non-metropolitan areas go to get TRAINED in the ways of domination and submission? I have been thinking that our girls should offer this training! I know it’s just an idea…but I wonder if more people would be open to it? What do you guys think? Would YOU want to be dominated over the phone? Would you like an example? ;)

CALLER: hi!

ME: Don’t “hi” me– what’s your name?

CALLER: it’s James

ME: No, it’s not. It’s SLAVE. You understand?

CALLER: OK.

ME: No “OK” here- it’s “YES MISTRESS!” when you answer me!

CALLER: yes, mistress!

ME: Good, now that we’ve got that established, I want you to take out your cock. DON’T play with it–don’t you dare just yet. Just take it out. Tell me when it’s in your hand.

CALLER: OK mistress, it’s in my hand.

ME: You want to stroke it, don’t you, you dirty little boy? All you think about is FUCKING with that thing, huh?

CALLER: ugh…

ME: That was rhetorical, Slave! I don’t need to ASK you anything– I KNOW. And I know that your cock runs your whole life. Every man’s does- should I assume you’re ANY different? Hell no! You’re just like all those dirty men, trying every day to get some precious pussy! And now, I’m going to use YOUR cock for MY benefit, you understand?

CALLER: yes mistress

ME: Good! Now I want you to touch the head…GENTLY! Are you hard?

CALLER: yes mistress

ME: Now I want you to squeeze your balls, but when you do it, I want you to think about all the girls you’ve fucked before…all the pussy you’ve shoved your hard cock into without even knowing their last names probably…squeeze them HARDER…you need to punish that thing before I will even CONSIDER letting you CUM!

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You like? Do you want a teaser taste of ME being dominated instead? :) Here it goes…

 

ME: Hello, master.

CALLER: Hello, my little slut. Have you been waiting for me?

ME: You know I have, master. I live to serve your cock.

CALLER: That’s right, you do! And that’s what I want right now.

ME: Should I SUCK IT first, master? May I?

CALLER: Yeah…I’m taking it out…get on your knees. First, though, what are you wearing?

ME: I’m only wearing high heels and black lace thong, master.

CALLER: Good…take that thong and just pull it over to the side, so I can see your pussy.

ME: OK, master, it’s done. I’m already wet, as you can see.

CALLER: Good…now on your knees…now tell me how much you want my cock.

ME: I do, master! I want to suck you off so bad. I’ve been thinking about it all day!

CALLER: Oh really? HOW BAD do you want it?

ME: Bad enough to beg for it! Can I PLEASE suck your cock, master? My throat misses your cum!

CALLER: Put it in your mouth. That’s right. Now suck it!

ME: Mmmmmmmm….

CALLER: Mmmmm, that feels so good, I might stick it in your ass, too. Would you like that, you little whore?

ME: Yes master!

 

CALLER: You want me to spread those fine-ass cheeks, don’t you? Spread ’em and slide this big fat cock in there, huh?

ME: YES, master!

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Sooooooooo….does that turn you on? Are you as turned on reading it as I am writing it? Good thing I’m home alone right now, because I’ve actually been fondling my pussy between typing! Seriously, I LOVE good phone domination! It’s so freaking HOT!

So you out there in internet land– please comment and tell me if phone domination interests you? Would you consider it over “regular vanilla” phone sex? Would it add to the fun and the fantasy for you? Also, I’m always curious to hear who likes to dominate, and who likes to submit. I’m a true switch, so I like it all–I’m greedy like like! And I’m curious to know how many callers are curious about phone domination, now that 50 Shades of Gray has cast some public light on this world? Let me know, loves!

xoxxxo

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BLOW ME! The Art of Sucking Cock For the Enjoyment of All!

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Today I want to blog about BLOWJOBS! As a phone sex operator, I give a lot of phone head. It takes a bit of creativity (but not too much!) to imagine a hard cock in my face with just a voice on the other line. If he’s got a deep voice, I picture a thick, veiny but short cock. 5 inches, max. If his voice is more mid-range, I picture one of those curving cocks that swoop upward towards the sky, with a really defined dark pink head. If he’s got a softer voice, I picture an arrow-straight, smooth, skinny and long cock- 8 inches maybe- pointing right at my lips. If he’s got a Euro accent- I know he’s probably uncut, and so I make sure I let him know I’m peeling back that sexy foreskin first! And a black cock…well, that’s easy, isn’t it?
So, the obvious thing here is that GUYS LOVE BLOWJOBS. I don’t think anyone will argue that. So why does it seem that SOME women aren’t into giving them? Are they just total prudes who deserve our scorn? Or are they BJ sluts-in-waiting, and the “right” cock is going to unleash their inner whore? I was pondering this question all last month, so I decided to do something about it.
Since I’ve always been more than happy to swallow the meat stick, I started to ask some of my more “normally-employed” female friends about if they do, or don’t, give head. I’m changing their names to protect the innocent!
“Leah” I’ve known for six years. She’s 29, works at an insurance company, has one kid, and has been dating the same guy for more than a year. When I asked her if she “gladly gives head”, she said “sometimes”.
I pressed further: “What times don’t you mind—or actually LIKE—giving head?”
As it turns out, Leah was using head to fend off regular sex. As in, when she didn’t feel like having sex but her partner wanted it, so was “placating him” (my words, not hers) with a blowjob instead. No wonder she wasn’t really into it—it had become the compromise between them when she wasn’t feeling super sexual.
“Monica”, as it turned out, loves giving head. Maybe TOO much. She’s 26, and I’ve known her for about three years. She manages two buildings, and this affords her A LOT of free time. Apparently, she fills this free time with blowjobs! She’s not dating “anyone special”, but she’s blowing half of Koreatown, apparently, married and otherwise. For her, she likes the power. I must admit I was a bit surprised. I mean, I knew she was kind of a wild child, but I had no idea she was sucking off half the city- even married guys!
“Kim” is exactly what I was expecting to find. Kim is 34, a realtor, single, and told me she doesn’t like giving head. When I fished, I found out that Kim has a sensitive gag reflex, and always had feared that one day she’d end up puking on some guy’s cock. And since this had kept her from doing the deed too often, she now worried that her “BJ skills” left much to be desired. In fact, Kim was pretty sure her last boyfriend left her for another girl specifically because the girl in question allegedly gave great head!
“Becky” and “Lisa” 27, and 31, are both in relationships, and tell me that their boyfriends always seem to want more head. Becky said she “didn’t mind” giving it, but didn’t know how anyone could “love it”. Lisa said she liked it alright, but felt loathe to give it up to a guy who hadn’t either 1) committed to her, 2) gone down on HER first!
Blowjobs…who knew they were political?!
Finally, I talked to “Jill” who said she WANTED to love giving BJs, but felt she wasn’t very good at it, and didn’t feel she looked sexy while doing it, so she hardly ever did.
That’s when I decided to hatch another experiment: could I give the girls who WANTED to be better tips that would cause them to enjoy it more? I decided it was time to share what I know!
I set up a “blowjob workshop” and invited Becky, Kim, and Leah, and Jill. (I decided Monica and Lisa didn’t need my help!) After a few glasses of vino, I took out the bananas…and turned on the PORN!
Can you imagine how HOT it was to have 4 ladies (plus myself) packed onto my back patio, deep-throating bananas? It really brought out the BI in me, but this was for SCIENCE, after all, so I kept my horniness in check and stuck to playing teacher. With my banana in hand, I showed them how to control their gag reflex by nose-breathing, and learning to let the tongue relax. I showed them how and where to squeeze, how much and how intensely to stroke, and threw in a few personal faves like a tongue-swirl over the head that always drives my guys nuts. All in all, it was a great night filled with sexually-charged ladies—what could be better?
Kim was a big surprise—the girl who was afraid of gagging learned to master the deep-throat in under 2 hours! She was SO excited to go on a date to try out her skills! So, being the sweet wonder-slut that I am, I set her up on a date with my friend Keith- someone I knew I could rely on for an honest response. Sure enough, Kim and Keith hit it off, and the night ended with his lovely cock down her throat…and they both loved it!
Jill showed great improvement too- she was dating someone for a few months and was able to try out what she learned on him that very night! I’m happy to report that she blew him away- literally! He asked her “where she’d been hiding” her suck-skills, and she only laughed and told him there was a lot about her he didn’t know yet!

 

Suckey Like a Good Girl!

That’s right ladies…are there ANY ladies listening? Or am I just preaching to the men? If you ladies are out there, hear me now: BLOW YOUR GUY! If you don’t think you’re good at it, LEARN! I’m sure he won’t mind you practicing on him! If you are worried you don’t look sexy, or look “funny” doing it, trust me when I tell you that with his cock in your mouth, you’ve NEVER looked hotter to your man!

And guys…they don’t call it a blow JOB for nothing! It’s fun, it’s sexy, but it’s also hard work! If you want your lady to go down, make it NICE down there! Sweaty balls are not appetizing! Shower, and please, for the love of god, wax or at least trim back your forest of pubes! And don’t forget to tell your girl how HOT it gets you to see her mouth around your cock! And, last but certainly not least, don’t forget to RECIPROCATE and eat your lady’s box right! Hmmmmmm…maybe I just came up with my next blog!

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HOW TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET!

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I’m so sorry, Daddy! I’ll never speed again!

So I’m a fast driver- I can’t help it- and it’s worse if I’m running late. Early this year, I was coming back alone from happy hour with the girls, going about 85mph on the freeway, and, you guessed it—siren! I was being pulled over. I made my way to the shoulder. One cop came up to the driver side of the car. The other came to the passenger seat but didn’t seem to want me to roll down that window.

“License, registration” the one on my side said coldly.

“Of course” I said, and dug them out and handed them over.

He looked closely at both as he stood at my window.

“I’m sorry, officer,” I said, “I totally know I was driving too fast. I was running late- I know that’s no excuse.”

When I said this, I looked in dead in his eyes, and sent my best pretty girl vibes at him.

I continued, “but I just don’t get out much, so I was really excited to meet the girls at the bar and hopefully meet some new guys.”

When I said this he handed back my license and registration.
“Meet guys, huh?”

He shot the other cop a glance, and cop #2 took out a phone and walked a few feet off, apparently making a call.

“Yeah. Single life can get pretty boring” I said, and let my hand fall casually against my low-cut top. I know my breasts looked REALLY good in it, all overflowing the top practically.

“What kind of guys are you looking to meet?” he asked me, and I thought I started to see the faintest trace of a smile. I really hoped he wasn’t messing with me.

“Well….” I said, letting my hands fall to my lap where my short, tight skirt seemed to be creeping up my thighs, “I don’t know…I guess, guys that like a good time? I especially like men in uniform,” I added sweetly.

My hand came up and grazed my cleavage, letting my middle finger run slightly between my large breasts. It seemed no man could ever ignore my natural DD’s, but I was going to make certain this one wasn’t the first! I arched my back in my seat, heaving my tits a few inches closer to his face.

“Well I hate to give you a ticket…you seem like a VERY nice lady…but the problem is, if I don’t, I’m afraid you won’t learn a lesson.”

As he said this, I could see a bulge in the front of his pants grow. He was getting hard thinking about teaching me a lesson! And I must admit, right then my panties started to get a bit wet.

“What if…” I asked him, “there was another way for me to learn my lesson, besides getting ANOTHER ticket? I really, really can’t afford a ticket right now”.

“Hmmm” he said, leaning in closer to my window, bending down towards me.

“Suppose there was an –unconventional way—for you to learn your lesson tonight without getting a ticket. Would you open to that sort of thing?”

“I’d be VERY interested,” I said, smiling at him.

The officer was jotting something down on his pad.

“There’s a motel just off the next exit. Head there RIGHT now. Check in under ‘Mrs. Rogers’, and keep the door unlocked. Just wait.”

Stunned, I took the piece of paper. I didn’t know what to say!

“Go,” he said, “now”.

Nervous, I pulled back onto the freeway, heading for the next exit. Was this really happening? Had I just turned a ticket into some kind of sex? Could I really just fuck this total stranger? And a cop, of all things?! I felt scared but thrilled at the same time. He really was kind of hot, in that crew-cut military sort of way.

I found the place and checked in in a daze, and then sat on the bed, feeling very strange. It was well over an hour before the knob was turning and the officer was walking in. He was still in his uniform.

“Are you ready, you bad little girl” he asked, approaching me on the bed where I sat, “to learn your lesson?”

“Yes” I said.

“Yes, DADDY,” he corrected me.

Yes, daddy,” I said, quickly playing along, “I know I’ve been REALLY BAD”.

“Mmmmmmm” he groaned, stroking at the front of his pants, letting his hand cup the rather sizable swell coming alive beneath the navy material. He slowly removed his belt and gun, finally taking his pants to the floor.

I think I actually gasped out loud- it was maybe only 5 or 6” long, but it was THICK as any I’d ever seen. I must admit, when I saw it, I knew I’d made the right decision!

“Come here” he said, standing at the edge of the bed.

I crawled to the edge on my knees and looked up at him imploringly. He took that fat, beer-can cock and put it up to my lips.

“You’ve been a very bad girl, speeding on the freeway like that. Don’t you know how dangerous that is? There’s only one way to deal with a bad girl like you. You need to suck on THIS until daddy knows for sure you’re sorry. If you’re REALLY sorry, you’ll TASTE my forgiveness, and then you can go.”

I parted my lips, letting first the head, and then the thick shaft, slide down my throat. He moaned.

“That’s right, baby, suck it like a good girl. Show me how sorry you are for speeding on Daddy’s freeway. Mmmmm, yeah, take it all in….”

With the cop’s dick in my mouth, I really couldn’t believe how much I was enjoying it! With each moan, I got more into it—sucking, licking, slurping…it’s like I couldn’t get enough of his cock! I wanted it further and further down my throat. I’d never let a man dominate me this way, and it was freaking hot! My hand milked the shaft as I slurped that wide pink head, wanting suddenly to do it better than anyone ever had.

I could tell he was getting close, so I went even harder, faster, and he obliged, holding onto the back of my head and pumping my face as hard as he could, losing control of his composure. It was hard not to gag on all that cock but I didn’t want to spoil it!

“Oh god” he said in a cracking voice “what a dirty, dirty mouth you’ve got on you, little girl. So much dirtier than the others. I’m gonna fill it up until you choke on it.”

My pussy was gushing with juice at this point. I slipped a hand between my thighs and started to rub my clit as I kept sucking. He thrust into my mouth with long, deep strokes, and I could tell he was going to blow.

I cupped his balls as he gripped my head, pushing his cock as far down my throat as it would go, spurting hot against my tonsils. I swallowed, once, twice, a third time, letting his throbbing cock expel what seemed like 3 or 4 loads down my throat. Finally he pulled it out and rubbed it the last of it all over my face, coating me in cum and spit.

“Oh yeah…” he groaned “you sure learned your lesson”, and he was quickly tucking that gorgeous cock away, back into his slacks.

“We’re done for now,” he said, tucking in his shirt, “but if I catch you speeding again, you KNOW what daddy is gonna do? He’s gonna find another hole for this thick cock. Really punish you next time. It won’t be this easy.”

With that, he left, and I’ve been speeding down that same bit of freeway ever since!

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