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The Most EPIC ORGASM Ever! …Alone!

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I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. I’m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I’ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I’ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I’ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!

I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn’t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you’re welcome!) or really were that naïve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS…

So just in case you haven’t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears “tickle” your clit and it’s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn’t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we’re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.

I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!

I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he’d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!

I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.

Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don’t think I’ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!

And sweet fucking Christ—no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!

I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!

I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head’s up! LOL

Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!
Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!

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COCK for lunch at WORK!

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I’m typing this at my job. No one knows. They just see at my desk, brow furrowed, pecking away– assuming I’m working on a report. Good secret huh?

There my boss goes. Hi Dan. Going out for coffee? That’s nice.

Fucker.

I got away with something CRAZY right now, and I’d rather tell you about it than work on this stupid goddamn quarterly so here it goes:

There’s this guy ______ here who I’ve had a mad crush on for MONTHS. Like, panty-wetting kinda crush, but I have usually tried to not mix business with my personal life—don’t shit where ya eat kinda thing. But yeah, I’ve fantasized about him many times but I’d never acted on it.

The point is I finally sucked his dick like 10 mins ago!

I got into work late today and collapsed at my desk rubbing my neck, probably looking like a hell-demon, when _____ walked over and sat on my desk and knocked over my coffee in the process.

I said what the fuck, but he apologized a ton…then added injury to insult by warning me of a huge overtime load that Dan was about to drop on me. I was like, you’re fucking kidding me??? And he looked all unhappy cute being like no no…I’m sorry, I just thought you’d want to know ahead of time. Maybe prepare yourself.

Can I get you another coffee? He asked me.

“Nah. You can do something else for me though.”

“Oh, what’s that?”

Everyone else in the office was fixated on their computers. I looked down at him over my glasses and ran a finger over his thigh.

“Let me tell you in the conference room. Maybe it’s a private thing.”
Sometimes you gotta be bold, fellas.

His face went white but we went into the conference room, where, by the grace of some fucking deco design choice when this building went up in the eighties, one whole side of the wall is a FULL LENGTH FUCKIN’ MIRROR.

Anyway, we didn’t have much time and I didn’t waste it. Soon as we locked the door I was rubbing his pants saying here, why don’t you make it up to me this way….he looked like his eyes were going to squirt out his fucking brains. But I unzipped his pants and got on my knees right there. And he had such a nice dick!

A bitch has got needs, bitch gets lucky now and then!

Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror again suckin on his monster plank cock in my little white blouse and skirt…oh it was HOT! I finally deep throated him all the way. I think my stomach lining hurts from this! I swallowed him all the way to his base, I lightly tongued his balls and I felt my whole body fill up with his cock it was like he was part of my body, like I could grow and feel around in his dick and it could just stay there. He loved that, I could tell, he grew weak. When I finally came up for air from Mount Penis I wheeled a chair around him and shoved him into it and stood over him and went down again. He couldn’t believe it, he kept saying oh fuck that’s good oh fuck that’s good oh babe don’t stop don’t stop don’t stopppppp!

I went down and up like I was deep-sea diving and I loved. Fucking. Loved. Feeling all of his dick down my mouth and past my throat. Fuck that looked hot seeing me suck his dick like that. Need a mirror like that for my own bedroom. I’m not gonna forget how that looked in a million years.

He said I’m gonna cum I’m gonna cum!

He fucked my mouth and my throat raw, pumping my face in violent strokes, building up his cum, getting ready to blast me.

I really REALLY wanted to have SEX-sex but we had to make all this FAST, before anyone noticed we were gone! So yeah, I he’s fucking my face, then says HERE IT CUMS!

He went to take his cock out, but I forced him back in my mouth. I’d (much!) rather swallow his cum than risk it making a mess elsewhere here at work. Not like I had a fresh shirt handy! Besides… I was more than happy to swallow all the evidence!

So I did—I gobbled his jizz down and licked that sweet cock clean. Then we just smiled at each other and walked out—I waited a few mins before I came out too so it didn’t seem obvious we were gone together, and then came back to my desk where I’m writing this now. My pussy is SOOOOOOOO wet and while I’m super glad it happened, now all I can think about is when am I gonna get to RIDE that cock???

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Don’t Tell My Mom!

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OMG. I’ve been fantasizing about my mom’s boyfriend since I met him a few months ago, but I never thought he’d actually be fucking the shit out of me!!!

I guess I should back up a little bit. I’m 18, and I waitress – that’s the job my mom knows about. I also do work as a phone sex operator (which I love because frankly I am a total cock slut LOL) – and my mom definitely does not know about that one!

When I went over to my mom’s house to eat dinner tonight, I had no idea it would end up the way that it did. I showed up and my mom’s boyfriend “Randy” answered the door. I think he took notice of how cute I looked wearing a short and tight little denim skirt and a black t shirt I had cut into a tank top with a v neck that showed off my tits -34D to be exact, with 5’3” 108 pounds for the rest ;).

Anyways! He let me in and I said hello to my mom. Randy was making dinner tonight, so me and my mom hung out and caught out for a bit. After a while we Randy let us know dinner was ready and we sat down at the table in the dining room and ate. Not long afterwards my mom was called into work at the hospital.

I was going to go home since my mom left but I went to use the bathroom first. When I went back to the the living room Randy was holding my cell phone. At first I was just stunned when he said “your friend texted you while you were in the restroom. How long have you been making money doing phone sex?”

At first I didn’t know how he could have found out, but then I remembered that I had texted my best friend last night about an especially hot session I had on the phone. Randy was wearing jogging shorts because he usually goes running in the evening, and I could see how hard his crazy huge dick was! Lap hog? More like a lap elephant, jesus christ!

Randy said that if my mom found out it would kill her, and he was definitely right. I said “Maybe we can just keep it between us then?” as I walked toward him.

I leaned over him with my big tits in his face and said “please” as I started rubbing his cock.

I had taken my bra off in the bathroom because it had been uncomfortable and I thought I was leaving, and he ripped my already cut open shirt down further exposing my tits. I gasped with delight as he did, and he immediately started sucking on my nipple. I stuffed my hand in his shorts and was shocked to find his dick was even bigger than I thought!!! I couldn’t even fit my hand all the way around it when I started tugging on it! He put one of his hands on the back of my head and pulled me in and started kissing me deeply – I couldn’t believe how wet I was! I pulled his massive meat out of his shorts and started giving him the full stroke.

He grabbed me by my hair and pulled my head back before shoving my head down towards his lap. I took as much of him as I could between my lips as he pumped his big fat meat up and down into my mouth!

He picked me up by the waist and threw me up on the couch, my mouth still around his throbbing massive cock. Then Randy pulled up my skirt and spanked my ass! Then he started to rub my eager soaking wet cunt. He slipped two of his thick fingers into me and fucked me with them before pulling out of my thirsty pussy hole and going back in with three! I was practically screaming with pleasure as I bobbed my head up and down on his huge, lovely cock, sucking and massaging his Coke-can shaft with my cum-hungry tongue.

He grabbed me by wrapping his fingers in my long hair again and pulled me of his cock mid suck, making a popping sound from the sucking as he did.

He put his hand on my hips and pulled me onto his lap! He teased my wet pussy with the giant mushroom head on his cock and I groaned. He slipped the tip into me and I slowly lowered my tight little cunt down around as much of his massive girth as I could. When he was all the way deep inside of me, he started to jackhammer my pussy.

I was screaming all kinds of shit without thinking, everything from “yes yes yes!” to “oh god!” to “ooh daddy I love your giant cock!”. When I said the last one Randy told me daddy was going to make me squirt, and he wasn’t lying! He spanked my ass as I bucked my hips, making my juicy ass bounce on his lap, before he jammed a finger in my mouth. I sucked on it briefly and he took it out, spanked me again good and hard, and then slipped his spit slick finger into my asshole!

OMG again!!! I had never had anything in my ass before, and I couldn’t believe how good it felt! I didn’t think I could feel more pleasure than this, but I was WRONG because then Randy used his other hand to start rubbing my clit!!! HOLY SHIT it felt incredible! I leaned back, bouncing on his mammoth dick – it was like fucking one of those giant flashlights security guards use – and then it happened. I was screaming my head off with pleasure and before I even knew what was happening I was screaming “I’m cumming daddy! I’m cumming!” It had never happened before but I was having a literally gushing orgasm, squirting all over myself and Randy’s lap. It seemed to last forever!! I fell on top of him when it was finished, and after fucking me slowly and gently while I recovered, Randy told me it was his turn and tossed me off of his lap and onto my knees on the floor. He stuffed that perfect cock into my mouth and I sucked on his rod like the world was about to end I was so eager to please him.

After just a moment of this Randy let out a loud groan and said “Here it comes baby girl, get ready!”

He started to shoot his load into my mouth, and I swallowed it as fast as it could but it was too much!! his cum started to leak out of my mouth and run down my mouth!!! I couldn’t believe how much he came, OR how much I loved it!

After cleaning up and zipping up my hoodie to cover my torn shirt I said goodbye to Randy with a smile on my face. Maybe this one time was all he needed to not tell my mom about my phone sex job, but I know he loved it too and I will definitely be going back for more when I get the chance.

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MY SUPER FREAKING HOT BISEXUAL ENCOUNTER!

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I opened my eyes and saw the top of Carolina’s golden blonde head. She was in between my legs going to town on my pussy, head bobbing. What an incredible thing to wake up to! She was lapping at my box eagerly, moaning with delight as she ate me out better than I can ever remember being eaten before! I was woken by the pleasure and I couldn’t say no– I could only submit to her, closing my eyes, letting her explore me with her tongue.

“Your pussy is SO sweet” she whispered as she looked up at me, “I could eat it all day.”

Then her head went back down, and her skilled hands massaged and fingered my pussy, sucking my clit up into her mouth and gently nibbling it. Then a slick finger slid into my ass, too, and I suddenly felt FULL of sex itself as she vibrated and thrust into all my holes at once, clit throbbing between her teeth.

I didn’t count how many bottles of wine we had shared the night before, but it was quite a few, and for I moment I barely remembered this gorgeous woman crawling into bed and spooning me naked after we got WAY DRUNK! I seriously hadn’t been with a woman since sophomore year in college, and honestly I hadn’t really thought I’d missed it. But this was INTENSE and felt so fucking good! Girl, boy, it didn’t matter—what she was doing to my pussy I’d let a freaking demon spawn do, if it felt that good! I’d have sold my pussy to Satan for head that good! My hubby hasn’t done it to me in years!

So, I guess I should tell you…this is how it started: My husband and I relocated to a small Midwestern town a couple of weeks ago. It had been a little rough moving from the big city suburbs to the outskirts of a smaller city, and we hadn’t even been there a month before I began to find myself bored. While he was gone at work all day, I wandered around like a lost puppy. I couldn’t find any work, any classes to take, anywhere to even hang out. I had no sex drive because I was unhappy in my new home. FINALLY I started doing this phone sex gig from home (I totally have NOT told the hubby yet and maybe I won’t!) and it’s helped me SO MUCH with my drive—talking and masturbating to horny guys all day—but still, I wasn’t quite happy here yet. Until today!

About two weeks ago, I was getting the mail when my neighbor Carolina walked up. She opened her mailbox too even though her mail was already in her hand.

“I’m Carolina,” she said with a friendly smile and stuck out her hand.

Right then I had noticed that she was a very beautiful woman by any standard, very in shape. Blonde and with big boobs- both like me, but taller and more slender, with a super round, nice ass I WISH I had. She dressed really nice too, I noticed. Anyway, she invited me over for tea that afternoon, and then my husband and I for dinner that weekend. We all hit it off—the guys got along great, but something extra was kind of going on between her and I that they didn’t seem to notice. Whenever our eyes really met, I felt some sort of spark inside me and I was sure she was trying to tell me something. But I think I totally wrote it off, you know? Then it comes up that her husband is leaving for some business trip to Tokyo, and my hubby is going to be gone all weekend up north on a hunting trip with his brother, so she invited me over last night. Her two sons were spending the night over at a friend’s, so she said it would be great to have a girls’ night without the men and boys around.

So last night we ordered take out and chatted over a bottle of wine and a movie. Our bodies kept inching closer to each other on the couch as we talked and laughed. Something about her just pulled me in.

When I got up to use the restroom, I couldn’t believe when I wiped how WET my pussy was– I was literally dripping for her!

Then, finally at the end of the film we watched, she put her hand on my thigh and I smiled at her, and she leaned in, and before I knew it her lips were pressed against mine and her tongue was in my mouth. Her lips were so soft, and when she reached into my shirt and under my bra, I swear my pussy was gushing. She cupped and squeezed my tits, sending my eyes rolling back into my head. Suddenly I felt TOO drunk, and told her I needed to sleep. Maybe I was scared? I don’t know, but I was feeling that wine too hard and I needed to lay down. I don’t usually drink that much. I wanted more of her, but my head was so fuzzy. I kinda silently cursed getting too drunk and messing up the night, but my head was buzzing too much. So she told me I should stay over, and when I get into bed, she climbed in with me! And then I woke up to that insane head!

So she’s between my legs, lapping at my pussy, fingering my cunt and asshole, bringing me close to cumming. Then she suddenly stopped.

“What’s wrong?” I asked her.

“Nothing” she says, and pulls out a giant double-sided strap-on from a bedside drawer. Before I can say anything, she straps it on, guiding her end into her own pussy with a little meow-like moan, and coats the other shaft in lube.

“I could eat you all day, but I really want to fuck you with this.”

I didn’t know what to say, so I just said OK!

Next thing I know, she thrust this fake purple cock inside me, feeding it into me while her bright blue eyes stared into mine, watching my reaction as each inch of that thick plastic cock passes into me.

Mmmmmmmm I moaned as she started to pump her beautiful hips in nice, even strokes, fucking me with that fake cock.

The best part is surprisingly WATCHING her fuck us both with it—her PERFECT tits bounce on her slender frame as she thrusts, relishing fucking me just as much as the faux cock jamming up her own pussy. She looks so hot all in control of the fucking like a man, working hard to drive that plastic rod deep inside my cunt as one pumps right back into her own!

I can feel myself start to cum, and when she senses it, she pumps faster, angling the cock up against my G-spot until I start screaming “I’M CUMING” and she starts to scream too “YES!!!!!”

I feel both of our bodies vibrating as a giant orgasm passed through us both, my pussy gripping the fake cock in spasms of pure pleasure. I grab onto her tiny waist and hold her on me, bucking my hips up into the strap on, feeling it so far inside me. My eyes rolled back into my head and I feel her pinch my nipples at just the right moment as the last sparks of orgasms ran through me.

OMFG is all I can say, guys!

She fucked my pussy so good with that dildo strap-on whatever you wanna call it thing that I’ve been back home only 3 hours and I’m already plotting my next “girl night” with her!

If I can have my phone sex boys all morning, and then sneak in a fuck with her before her kids get home from school and hubby from work a few days a week, I just might be able to stand this town!

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Hubby Caught Me Sucking Another Man’s Dick…& Loved It!

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I work the phones because I need the money(!) but because I also like the work. My husband doesn’t seem to care, so whatever. He’s also about 14 years older and never fucks me anyway, so I suppose he knows this is how I’m getting mine, ultimately. It’s good, I guess—he could care, and then we’d have a real issue because I wouldn’t be getting ANYTHING or have any extra cash! As it is, he works all day and I take calls from home, along with keeping our house tidy and other general wifely duties.

Yesterday was WAY slow so that when I answered my ringing phone, I didn’t notice it wasn’t my WORK line but instead it was my private line ringing.

“Hello there,” I answered in a sexy voice. This is how I always answer the phone, I’m programmed now and can’t help myself!

“Hi, is this Jana?”

“Yes, this is Jana, who is this?”

“It’s Ron…from back in high school.”

“Oh my God! Ron!”

Ron was my old boyfriend from high school and I hadn’t heard from him in like 7 or 8 years at least! We dated and then broke up right before I started having sex, so I had always kinda wondered what would have happened if I’d lost my virginity to him instead of the next guy. (Who wasn’t nearly as hot, I must add!) Now here he is calling me fifteen years later!

“Yeah it’s me. I know it’s sudden, but my company relocated me back here again, and so I thought I’d, um, look you up. I never forget about you, you know.”

I couldn’t believe how sweet that way—calling me up after all these years and saying that! And I admit that his voice was already turning me on the way that happens on the phones. He’s even sweeter than before, but all grown up now! I tried to picture his body filled out in those manly ways. Did he have a hairy chest now, unlike back then? My clit was rising under my skirt thinking about his potential “new” man-ness!

I can’t help it or tell you why besides that it was just so natural to me, I moved my hand to my pussy and pressed on it softly.

“Jana,” he said, “I know it’s been a long time but I thought maybe you’d like to see me?”

“Yes,” I said breathlessly. It was so surreal. It awakened something young and free in me just talking to him again. I don’t know if you understand. I hope, for your own sake, you know that feeling.

“Why don’t you come over? Right now. I’ll text you my address.”

My hubby should be gone for at least another two hours, so it seemed like an OK idea, since he was only about 10 mins from me after all.

I put on a pair of heels because…I mean fuck, what was I supposed to do?! When he got there I was kinda floored: he arrived in a very nice shirt, tie, and slacks, and smelled so good. He was a beautiful sight to behold! People from my hometown usually don’t make it. The boys don’t always become men. But he was a man now. He looked so good!

I opened a bottle of wine and we sat down on the couch and sipped.

After some small talk, he slip over right next to me on the sofa.

“I’ve never stopped thinking about what it would be like to…HAVE you.”

“Me too” I admitted, and he reached over and unbuttoned my shirt, reaching into my bra, cupping my tit. I was instantly aroused. He had definitely learned a thing or two about moves over the years. He lifted up my skirt and took off my panties and I gave into the all of it and laid down naked (heels still on!) on my back on the rug right there in my living room.

And OMG he ate out my already-wet pussy and finger-fucked me for nearly half an hour, he filled my hole and buzzed my hot screaming little clit, it was like lightning, it was amazing. I saw fractals in the ceiling, it was like being on drugs what he did with my pussy!

And then right before I thought I couldn’t hold it in any longer, I was going to squirt buckets right onto his gorgeous fucking face, he stopped and came up to kiss me and I knew what I was going to do.

I pulled down his pants and took his cock in my mouth. I remembered his large cock so well, the way your lovers parts never really leave you. And it turned out he remembered what I liked. He gripped my head and inserted his dick all the way down my throat, feeling around in there and thrusting into me. It tasted so fucking good. I loved his fucking dick in me like this. I looked up at him with my big eyes and my hair around my shoulders as he gazed down at me, his hands firmly around my cheeks and ears, fucking my face just how he wanted it. I was amazed how long he could last. I put my hands behind my back and every time he pulled out to let me breath I told him I fucking loved his dick and I wanted him to fuck me for hours. He could see I meant it and he didn’t lose control. He took everything he wanted.

And then the front door opened.

“Jana?”

The only way you can react in these situations is to stay calm, I thought. So I didn’t move, I daintily shifted around to look at him and said: “Hi honey. Honey, this is Ron. He’s an old friend.”

“Hi there,” Ron said calmly. He was following my lead, good, letting me take control of the situation. “Nice to meet you.”

My husband looked like he’d seen a ghost. He was standing in the open doorway looking at a stranger with his hard dick inches away from his wife’s mouth. I guess in situations like this you say the obvious, because he said: “Are you…sucking this guy’s cock?”

And then I asked the obvious question. “Do you not want me to?”

My older husband knows he doesn’t fuck me- we argued about it for years before I gave up, so I guess I figured that HE must have figured that someday, there might be consequences. But I had tried to push this day out of my mind—the day I got caught fucking someone else. But then a CRAZY thing happened! My hubby closed the door, came over, sat down on the sofa, looked me hard in the eyes, and said:

“So keep sucking already.”

I couldn’t believe it! He was INTO it! He unzipped his work slacks and took his dick out and started stroking it. Teddy nodded, seemingly unphased by this new development, and placed my hands on the sofa and lifted up my skirt. It was the hottest thing that’s ever happened to me. He fucked my pussy raw, handling my hips like a machine. I was shrieking and screaming and rubbing my clit furiously as he pounded me, all the while with my hubby watching, jerking his own cock furiously as this guy is face-fucking his wife right in front of him with his huge cock! I was gagging on the thing, tears of pleasure streaking down my face, cunt throbbing without even being touched!

He started calling me a whore and a slut and said I was getting what I deserved. It was so hot I always came just hearing him say that! I’m his dirty little slut! A dirty little whore! I’d gotten to be that on the phones for work, but never at home!
My husband and Teddy locked eyes and nodded, and Teddy pulled out of my throat. They had me. They completely had me. I got on my knees and they both loomed over me, pulling their dicks.

“No penetration for you today…” my hubby said….”you have to EARN that next time”.
They he told me to beg for it. I told them I wanted it. They told me I was a little slut who didn’t deserve their come in her wet little hole. I said please please please cum for me, give it, I want it so bad, please please please please please please please please I was almost CRYING I wanted their release more than I’d ever wanted anything for myself or anybody else.

With a loud “YES, YES!” they finally both began to CUM, maybe one triggering the other, spurting and gushing on my face as I lapped at both their throbbing cocks with the tongue.

With their cock-heads they smeared their jizz all over my face, glazing me in their man-juices, coating me like the slut I have always really wanted to be. A little fuck-slut.

“That’s my dirty little wife” my hubby said, “and if you want to fuck her next time, you have to invite me to watch.”

Seriously, I about died of JOY in that moment, and I CANNOT FREAKIN’ WAIT to fuck Ron with my hubby watching now—that was the hottest thing EVER! So yeah, don’t be jealous, but I’m going to be sucking and fucking random cock now right in front of my husband.

I wish YOU GUYS could join! ;)  XOXOXOX

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Big Ol’ BABY-SLUTTER!

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I’ve been fantasizing about the dad (I’ll call him “Mr. Smith”) of the kid I babysit on the weekends for over a year. He’s like probably in his mid 40’s but way hot still—I kinda have a thing for older guys in general. So anyways I’m 18 now, and since the kid is in bed by 8:00 and his dad doesn’t ever get home until midnight, I started using those four hours to squeeze in a shift of phone sex work, cuz I’m living on my own now, and my bills don’t pay themselves. And babysitting isn’t exactly making me rich, either, and college ain’t exactly free, ya know?

Anyways, normally I stop doing phone sex about 20 mins before he gets home, to make sure I have time to compose myself and get my shit together, but last night I had more callers than usual for a weeknight and I lost track of the time. So I was sitting there on the couch naked, recovering from a massive orgasm from my last call, when in walks “Mr. Smith”! There was literally NO TIME to hide what I’d been up to—a vibrator was in MY HAND and my panties were around my ankles! I was mortified, frozen, and ready to get handed my walking papers at best. I mean, I just got stone cold busted masturbating on his sofa while his kid is upstairs sleeping. This SHOULD have been the MOST embarrassing moment of my life. But instead of getting angry at what he saw, he SMILES and walks over to the couch, undoing his pants!

“Wow” he said or something like that “I never knew you were such a naughty girl. You wanna show me how naughty?”

And of course I was like HELLS YES!

I mean, I’d been hot for this guy for a year and never in my wildest dreams did I think any scenario would ever come up where I’d have a chance to act on it!

I slid off the couch and onto my knees in front of him. I tugged down his boxers and a mammoth dong fell out! I couldn’t believe it, it was huge—even bigger than his bulge had lead me to believe!
I wrapped my hand around the shaft and started to kiss and lick the head. He let out a moan and said he’d been waiting for this forever too!

Mr. Smith put his hand on the back of my head, grabbing some of my long blonde hair in his hand as he began to slide his cock in and out of my mouth.

I was sucking and slobbering all over his giant meat, and LOVING IT. I mean really loving it like I’ve never loved sucking a cock before!

Then he pulled back my head and told me if I wanted him to fuck me I would have to beg for it!!!
I told him about how long I had wanted him, and begged him to make my dreams come true as I tugged on his shaft and licked his huge dick up and down.

He picked me up with his big strong hands and flipped me over, so I was bent over the arm of the sofa on my knees. He climbed up behind me and rubbed the head of his cock on my pussy. Then he started to use his huge meat to play with my clit, I was shaking it felt so good! Without any warning and before I knew it he slipped his girth inside me– not all the way at first, but enough to make me scream!
He covered my mouth with his hand and told me to shut the fuck up, and not to wake up the kid! As soon as I felt his hand on my mouth I started cumming!!! I started going crazy, bucking back into him as hard as I could.

His free hand was on my hip, pulling me back into him as I went wild. He started grunting and told me he was going to cum, and I couldn’t wait. Normally I wouldn’t just let a guy cum inside me but I couldn’t help myself!

He started taking deep thrusts and slowing in between, and I could feel him spurt his massive load into me.

I WISH the guys at school knew how to fuck like this, but they totally don’t!

After getting cleaned up and dressed he asked me if I could stay late when I babysit next weekend! Needless to say I think I’ll be staying late at my babysitting job from now on!

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FIRST TIME ANAL! (*Better than expected!!!)

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Y’ALL. Fucking—I don’t even know.

I work in the nights and usually finish my work on the phones when the sun’s coming up. Like this morning it was like that. It was slow for the first bit but I had a really nice chat at the end with one of you guys. After we both came (at the same time—love that) we talked a bit more, just unwinding. He mentioned to me (I’ll call him Tim) he’d tried anal for the first time last week.

Now here’s a little thing about me: I’m no prude, and I’ve fucked a lot, but I’ve never done that. I’ve always been afraid. Whatever, stupid reasons. But Tim was saying the girl he’d hooked up with loved it. At first I was like “Right. Sure she did.” But really, she did. She said he’d just been gentle at first with lots of lube and slowly revved up the speed, and she didn’t just come she squirted!

I get hot when I hear shit like that.

Eventually Tim had to go and we said nice goodbyes and hung up. I went over to the window and opened the blinds and looked at the sun coming in over the trees. I only have a little student pad. But I like my view. Usually after work I take a quick nap then get up and study, but I’m ahead in class these days and didn’t want to sleep.

And I was still. You know. Thinking.

So I made a pot of coffee and took it out on my patio and thumbed through my phone. I’m a pretty busy girl between work and school…I don’t have too much time for my own fun anymore but fuck it. I was trying to think of guys I could call. I texted a few I’d hooked up with years ago. They didn’t respond. I think a lot of them have moved away. College towns, I guess.

I put on my purple silk blouse, my good pants and a coat. I thought if I took a walk into town my brain would settle down. And if not, maybe I’d meet someone—

And yes ok. That’s crazy right? Even a girl like me. I’ve done wild shit. But who goes to pick up guys eight-thirty in the morning on a Friday? That’s what I was thinking. That’s what was in my head.

So I was walking into town on the main road. I had some books with me thinking maybe I could zone out on campus. Get this sudden what the fuck obsession about anal out of my head. Then I was going through the nice tenured professor part of town. There it happened.

I heard my name.

I turned around. It was my old English teacher from freshman year. Young. But you could tell he was old for his years. It was his first year teaching when I had him. Tall. He said he came from up north from a family of farmers. Somewhere cold. He was in a T-shirt and mowing the lawn.

I said: “Professor!” I was so shocked. I had no idea he’d remembered me. I’d had a dream about him. A couple of them.

I could bore you with these next parts. Where we were both being shy. I won’t. He invited me in for coffee. He made fun of my heavy winter coat (come on I’m from the South). I found his wife was away on business. I kissed him. Wasn’t half an hour after I left home I was blowing him in his kitchen nook. Guess I still am a wild girl.

So. I liked him pumping my head and cradling my neck with his big pulsing farmer-stock dick. I liked him fucking my face in that silk blouse of mine. But. But. After a bit I was like “You have a bedroom” We went up, he had a beautiful four-poster elegant bed. It was really like something a princess would sleep in. I didn’t tell him but I’ve dreamed of making love in a bed like that. We were naked and he was about to fuck my cunt which fair enough was almost dripping. But I turned around. Plucked out the little bottle of lube I had in my bag. I rubbed his dick with it sweet and smooth and fluid. And I whispered.

“You ever fuck a girl in the ass?”

English professor or not, I don’t think he expected that.

I lubed us up both good. Put my head in his pillow. Slowly guided him in.

I drew him in slowly, an inch. And then another. And then I lost my breath as he was in me. I didn’t know something could hurt like that. And feel so good. It was like he got between a closed seam of me. But he was sweet. He could feel how I was shuddering. He went slowly. Very gently pumping in and out of me. Opening me up piece by piece. I can’t tell you how good it felt down there. When I get fucked in my pussy it’s right and never hurts and it’s fun in the simplest way, like it’s regular and good but when he put his dick in my ass how he did it was like he gave me a new body. I was concentrated there in every way. Like my skin was inside out with something better. And there was nothing but him filling my ass.
I could tell he wanted to really fuck me— he said “You like that?” and I suppose he broke the spell a little but that was fine. Because I wanted to get fucked too. “I love it,” I gasped. “Fuck me.”

He went a little faster. My body’s engine was revving for it. He said: “I don’t want to hurt you.”
“I DON’T CARE IF YOU HURT ME” I said. “FUCK ME!” That’s how I set him loose. He gathered my hair and pulled me back and I gasped like a fish at the ceiling, He pounded my opening gaping hole. I could feel it far up as my fingers and toes. When I got fucked in my ass I felt it in every inch of my skin. He fucked me savagely and brutally. But it never hurt too much. It always hurt just right enough. I came again. And then again. I’ve come fucking three times this morning. And still he fucked me. I thought he could fuck forever. He had me in a ball on the bed. At the end. He loomed over me. Like a God. He stood over me plunging himself in and out fucking my wet ass over and over and over and over and over. I would have stayed there for hours as long as he fucked me. I didn’t once think of asking him to stop.
Finally he was grunting and shaking. When he came, he put himself all the way in. Stretched me to the very end. I felt him gush and his cum trickle into me and drip down the insides. My sore, aching ass.
I asked if he’d call a cab home. Because fuck after that I could barely walk. He did, the sweetie. And now I’m going to sleep all day. On my fucking stomach. Lol. I hope the other girls don’t think weird of me but ladies, you don’t know what you’re missing.

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How I WERK IT!

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Okay, so I waitress by day and moonlight as a phone sex warrior goddess, and it is AMAZING! I love it because I’m a horny bitch and all I ever wanna do is FUCK. Sometimes I flick it like 20 times a day and I STILL want a dick. And I never know what I want until I’m really in the moment… it’s kind of like a blind date that leads to a one-night stand but you don’t even have to bother with the dinner and awkward conversation sex procrastination.

So tonight I was doing my normal ritual to get in the mood for my shift, only I was doing it at my other job instead of home cuz I had to work a double: right there in the bathroom stall at the restaurant, I had my right hand up against the wall with my left foot up on the toilet, I rubbed one out good, and then I took a super dirty pic of my ass, my hand spreading the cheeks apart, glory hole in full view, pussy lips totes visible underneath all that flesh that I call my booty.

Then I pressed SEND!

And I realized today just how fucking much I LOVE LOVE LOVE taking naked pictures of myself. I do it of my TITS, my ASS, my PUSSY.

I also record videos of myself masturbating, in sexy lingerie, knee socks and thongs, heels and nothing else, I bend over and lick my nips and sometimes my mirror is just my best friend. Sometimes I kinda wonder if I’m like addicted to sex or something, but shit, there could be a lot worse things to be addicted to, right?

LOL, seriously, I serve so many people on dates when I’m at work and so many times I just want to tell them to skip the dinner and go fuck already but then it wouldn’t be very beneficial for ME because if they didn’t I wouldn’t have a job! Actually, I might be out BOTH jobs! lol

I must admit tho that I love it when a hot guy is at my table and he’s with his girlfriend and he’s checking me out the whole time and I clean another table nearby and bend over so he can see my beautiful ass and then he tips me better… Even if he doesn’t tip me better it’s still fun and I love imagining that he’s imagining what it would be like to fuck me and she probably knows it but isn’t saying anything or she’s going to withhold sex from him because she got jealous of their waitress!

Anyways I was really busy at work so I had to make my little bathroom session quick, which made it all the more fun but I heard someone open the door and I stepped down, pulled my undies back up from around my ankles and then zipped my pants up. I flushed the toilet, went and washed my hands, tied my apron back on and walked back into the kitchen.

When I saw my coworker’s face, I knew he’d just got my pics! Shit, when I saw his PANTS I knew! His hard-on was obvious and raging and he was trying desperately to hide it under his apron! We hadn’t hooked up yet but I was dying to hook up with him. And after that, there was no way on earth he wasn’t DYING to hook up with me too.

I wanted (let’s call him “Danny”) since when I started here about 2 months ago, when he was training me, and my mind was thinking about what his dick looked like and how hard it could get and all of the dirty ways he could fuck me. I figured I had to wait a minute, because everyone knows that everyone that works in a restaurant fucks each other, like we are all stars in a soap opera, but the sexual tension of wanting somebody and seeing them every day and working with them and not doing it yet REEEEAAAALLY gets me going!!! I kinda wanted to enjoy that wanting for a minute, but today, I couldn’t wait any longer.

My whole shift I kept making my ass very, VERY visible to him every time he passed by and I couldn’t stop thinking about the dirty pics I sent him. Will he show them to his friends? Fuck it—if they are as hot as he is, I don’t mind! Anyway I would reach far onto the end of the table to get someone’s glass or stand on my tippy toes and lean forward just a little bit so that my ass stuck out to reach something. So I was getting a soda for my customer and Danny walked by when no one was looking, he slide his hand between my legs, lightly grazing my pussy.

I immediately went into the bathroom to take another pic! My table could wait for their fucking Pepsi… I had more fun things to do!!!

I wanted to DRIVE THIS GUY WILD so I spread my legs over the toilet, stuck my finger in my tight cunt, pulled it out and traced it up to my clit and then pulled it up a few times, all while holding my phone with my left hand trying to take a video in this really awkward position. I was actually SO HORNY that I almost came again just from that little bit of touching. I sent the video!

I get back out there and get the drinks for my table, and the next thing I know, he pulls my hand and leads me into the back hallway by where the dumpsters are, pushes me against the big blue dumpster, and yeah it smelled like trash but whatev but I don’t even care and he pulls my pants down and my underwear right down.

We can’t do this HERE! I told him, but he just said SHHHHH and turns me around and takes his cock out, and shove it in!

He gripped my ass like he had never felt such a thick fat booty before, well because I’m sure he hadn’t haha, and he pounded the shit out of me kinda roughly the way I love it. He was moaning and pumping and I’m stroking my pussy up front, trying not to breathe the trash smell and focus on how nice his decently sized cock feels and how damn HOT he is and how good it feels. But the time I heard him ready to blow, I was too, and he wrapped his hand around my mouth so that I wouldn’t scream too loud. He was trying to hush me so that we wouldn’t get caught. Plus we knew at any second anyone was bound to come out to take their smoke break. We both came HARD but as quietly as we could!
Then we cleaned up and got back inside before anyone noticed we were gone. The thing is, now I’m hoping Danny isn’t thinking we’re gonna like, be doing that ALL the time! Once I fuck someone, I’m kinda over it! And even though what we did today was hot as fuck, I’ve tasted that fruit and now it isn’t nearly as exciting to think about. Maybe I just like the seducing part too much????

Especially because today they just hired a hot kinda badassy looking new line cook with tats and shit. He’s kinda chollo in that super hot bad boy with his Dickie shorts and socks pulled up way. I need to get friendly with him real quick so we can exchange cell numbers and I can send him one of my special pics next! I mean, how fucking crazy will it drive him while he’s working? I’m such a sadist! LOL

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So I Fucked My Coaches Hubby And I’m Not Sorry!

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He broke in my ass!
He broke in my ass!

Cheerleading practice will be a little hotter after tonight! Trust me when I tell you that my coach is an ugly MEGA BITCH, but her husband on the other hand is totally freaking HAWT. He always comes by at the end of practice a few days a week, and when he does it’s totes obvious he’s checking us girls out. Especially me, probably because I’m the thickest aka curviest girl on the team, with def the biggest boobs. Anyway my friends and I talk about it sometimes- how he totally wants us– and we have even joke around about how he deserves better and deserves to be with a HOT girl that will appreciate him! We even sex up little parts of our workouts and stuff for him when the coach isn’t looking and he’s totally into it. Today was a lot different though!

We had practice and everything was like usual at first except coaches husband left early. After practice coach asked me if I had the collection money from our fundraiser, but I had forgotten and left it at home. She was pissed, like she always is, and told me to get it from my dorm and bring it over to her house. I couldn’t believe she was going to waste the night before my shift on the phones or whatever, I went.

So I after swinging by my dorm and picking up the money, I pulled up to my coach’s house. I couldn’t help but notice that her car wasn’t there. Sure enough her husband answered the door and asked me to come in. I told him why I was there and he told me coach wasn’t going to be home for a couple of hours, though honestly I can’t tell you why because I stopped paying attention as soon as he said it and instead started thinking about how I could see his cock through his gym shorts and oh my god it was HUGE. He took the money and then he offered me a drink. I said sure and he tells me to go grab a beer from the fridge.

I got to the refrigerator and I didn’t know he was behind me until I felt his hands on my hips, and his cock pressed against my ass as he pulled me back and against him. I could tell immediately that his giant dick was hard as I felt it pressed up against me.

“Oh my god, I’ve wanted this for so long.” I admitted.

Every daydream I had about him fucking my brains out ran through my head at once.

I heard him undoing his belt, his jeans, and I stayed frozen against the door.

“Me too.”

He pulled down his pants and underwear in one motion and his massive hog popped up and slapped against my ass. I couldn’t see it behind me but it felt HUGE!

”Oh. My. God, it’s SO big.”

“And you’re so wet” he said reaching up under my skirt and into my panties, feeling my drenched pussy.

Next thing I know, my skirt and panties are on the floor!

I felt his dick slide back, and he rubbed it against my pussy and asshole.

After just a second of him doing it I couldn’t take it anymore, I needed his fat cock inside me. I slammed the fridge door and pressed against it and started to move my hips back and he started to slide his mammoth dick into me. I started moaning uncontrollably. I couldn’t believe he was really fucking me.

“This is just the start.” he said.

Slowly he pulled out of me and slid the head to my asshole. It was so dirty, so HOT. I couldn’t help myself. I was so desperate to feel him inside me again. I had only done anal once, with my first love, and I didn’t love it. But now, suddenly, I felt like I would let this hot older guy do ANYTHING to me! I didn’t resist at all. He slowly pushed his huge girth into my tight cheeks and it did hurt, but it hurt GOOD. I could hear him moan from how tight I am back there, and OMG it made it even hotter.

Once he was all the way in my ass he pulled back slowly and started to pound me.

I bucked my hips back into him as he pulled me into him by my hips at the same time and everything in his fridge is rattling around as he’s slam-fucking into me faster and harder, his heavy balls slapping against my pussy.

He started to softly grunt, and knowing he was close I started cumming. as soon as I did he thrust all the way into me and I felt him cum too.

Then he just pulls out, wipes off his dick, puts his pants on, and hands me my clothes. He doesn’t say a WORD!

I got dressed and ran outta there and now I have NO IDEA how it’s going to be the next time I see him. Is he gonna pretend it didn’t happen? Is he gonna want to fuck me again? I would TOTALLY take that dick again but I’m kinda worried about getting caught. But fuck it it’s worth it!!! And since my coach is such a B-I-T-C-H, I’m not fucking sorry, and I’ll totally do it again if he wants to!

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Sucking & Fucking BBC (big black cock!) for Love!

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K kids, since it’s almost Valentine’s Day, I thought this would be a red hot and nasty fucking blog to share with you guys! ;)

So I’ve been with my boyfee for 5 years, yada yada yada, about two weeks ago I had asked him what his ultimate fantasy would be? We’ve done threesomes (with girls) to death, so I was kind of wanting to try something new. So I waited until we were a little drunk, and I threw out the idea of a threesome, but this time, with another DUDE. I was super sure he was going to act all weird, but he kinda shocked me when he said he’d actually really love to WATCH ME get fucked by a BIG BLACK GUY!

I had no clue where this came from—we hardly know any black people! So I that’s what I said, and HE said he knows a guy at work that’s like 6’ 4”. He said it wasn’t about the guy other than that- he’s def straight, but that the thought of watching me bounce on and choking on a giant black cock drove him nuts, but he didn’t know how to bring it up. (I’m a petite Asian girl- only 5 feet tall, 90lbs, BTW!)

So I have never been with a black guy before except on the phones for work, so I was kind of excited at the idea. So I have no idea what he actually said to the guy, but when he came, he made sure everything was perfect. We had cocktails and beer, 420, porn on a big screen, a fire going—all of it was set up like a freaking movie! Me and my boyfee just sort of sat quietly, listening to music till he got there. When I opened the door I was actually super stoked because he was way hot—like Kobe hot- and I swear I must have grinned ear to ear. He was polite too, and came in and we got a drink in his hand. He seemed kinda nervous too.

Have you ever done anything like this? I asked him.

Not really he said.

After we smoked a J, I stood up and stripped out of my dress.
What should I do? I asked the boys.

Dance for us my boyfee said, turning up the music. They were both sitting on the sofa, so I walked over and danced, moving my hips, waving my ass in their faces, playing my best stripper role! Lol

So I undid my bra, and when my perky little tits (guys LOVE my tits—they’re small but perfectly-shaped and have the tiniest lil nips!) popped out, this guy’s boner went off the charts! I really wanted to see it, so I looked over at my boyfee as I put my hand on the guy’s pants.

Can I take it out, baby? I asked.

Yeah, take it out.

The guy sat back as I undid his jeans. My boyfriend was watching me so intently! As I pulled this thing out, it was like a giant fucking brown anaconda! For serious it was longer than my whole face. It was like a tree trunk!

Suck it my boyfee commanded me.

I took a deep breath and opened my mouth. I had relax my jaw and open it as wide as I could to fit that fat chocolate mushroom head in there without scraping it with my teeth! It filled my whole mouth- I was thinking how the fuck I was I going to suck all of it? So I relaxed the back of my throat and let this giant thing slide down, filling my entire mouth and throat like a giant sword I was gonna swallow. I almost gagged and I looked up to see the guy biting his lip, clearly loving watching me struggle.

That’s right white girl—choke on that fat D, he said.

My boyfriend was unzipping his jeans, his hand was on his cock now and he was stroking it, silently watching me do my best to swallow that giant pole.

Then the guy moved forward on the sofa, grabbing the back of my head and forcing himself even deeper down my throat. My gag reflex was sounding off, and I felt like I was gonna puke, and yet it was so hot. He held my face to him, jamming that giant cock down to what felt like my chest.

Now fuck her with that my boyfriend said, and all at once that thing was out of my throat and I could breathe again.

Get on top on him, so I can watch you bounce of that fat black dick he said.

He laid right down on the floor, and I climbed on top of him, positioning myself over that snake. As the fat head pushed into me, I think I yelled out OH GOD! It hurt, and it wasn’t even halfway in yet!

C’mon baby…you can do it. Let him split you open with that fact black dick. You can take it, you dirty whore.

The guy pulled me down onto it, until it felt like it was busting into my belly. I’ve never been filled by a cock like that before! He began to buck upward as I rolled my hips into him. It hurt at first, but after a few mins I could not believe how fucking amazing it felt! He started to pant.

Oh my god you little white bitch you sooooo tight…you like to seduce big black guys with this tight little pussy huh? And make your boyfriend watch too, huh, you little whore?

Yes! I screamed

You like that fat ghetto dick, huh?

Yes! I screamed again.

Mmmmmm he moaned…dat little white pussy is gonna make me cum too soon!

Next thing I know my boyfriend is standing up, cock in my face.

Fuck her doggy he says.

I get up and flip over, wondering if I can take all that cock this way, but I don’t have time to even worry about it because suddenly I feel that cock jam into me HARD!

And my boyfriend get in front of me and says suck my cock.
Suck my cock while he fucks you, you little dirty whore.

I opened my mouth and began sucking his cock—it felt small now compared to the giant arm I’d had in there minutes earlier and it was easier to breathe. But oh my god that pumping from behind- and then that thrusting in my face—I was literally being fucked on both ends, and I was loving it. I know it sounds super slutty, but fuck it, it’s the truth. I felt like I was the hottest sex toy in the world, and I like the idea of being totally used by these two guys.

Oh yeah bitch the guy said…I hear you on the pill so I’m gonna blast a fat load up in that tight little white girl pussy.

Yes I said. My boyfriend began to moan too.

I’m gonna blow too. I’m close!

And then they both started pumping hard and fast. I was like a vibrating kebob caught between them, with my boyfee jamming his rod into the back of my throat, and that fat black cock sliding in and out of my pussy. The harder the guy thrust, the harder I moaned, and the further it pushed my boyfees cock down my throat. Suddenly I felt him go–pumping his juice down it, and then suddenly the guy behind me was holding my ass tight, squirting what seemed like pump after pump of his juice inside me. I was being stuffed with fluid on both ends, and felt greedily, dizzily happy.

So happy, I even went to both guys on my knees and obediently licked each of their cocks clean, lapping up any jizz that wasn’t already inside me as they petted my head like I was a little dog. God…even writing this right now is getting my panties soaked. I seriously cannot wait to do that again. My boyfee says next time he’s gonna make my take that BBC in the ass! I’m a little scared but way excited for that one!!!

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