My husband is SUCH a bore. Lol if only he could see me type this…if he paid any attention. He doesn’t even know how I work the phones, that’s how much time he spends working at his Big Important job and not fucking me. You know when the last time we had sex?

Yeah, me neither.

He got me sex the other day though—only it wasn’t something he ever planned! Heehee see his VP or whatever guy he works for just so happens to be…well…

So we had to go to this boring reception thing and I’m dressed in a super sexy bright green vinyl with my hair in a bun and curling down my sides. I was ready to have fun but FIRST THING when we get there, my boring husband just wanted to sit down counting down the hours till the thing is over!

I was like FUCK THAT. I’m getting SOMETHING tonight!

So I discreetly excused myself to “take a powder” as they say and then sidled up to the cocktail bar and was like pour me a double, friend!

There was this young guy working at the bar he was like lol no problem, and you’re looking lovely tonight.

You’re looking lovely tonight! When’s the last time I ever heard that! Anyway but THEN…Mr. Hot Shot VP shows up. He’s like this guy in his thirties and I’m going to call him Eddie. (That’s not his name but he’s very much an Eddie.) So he comes up and says hi and and we were just immediately EYE-FUCKING the SHIT out of each other. Like this big guy with a scraggly beard just looking at me like he wanted me more than anything even as he suavely kissed my hand and asked how is your evening?

I laughed and took his hand but my other hand was already running down the inside of his thigh. He wanted to fuck me so bad I knew. I led him to a more secluded part of the floor and I just KNEW right then (I’d already finished my double, lol) I said Eddie I think I want you. And he said “Oh not here”. I was like duh obviously I don’t want to get divorced lol. Then he motioned. There was a Hilton right next door.

We bolted to the elevator and nearly tore off our clothes right there!

He kissed me with such a fury and passion I almost melted rubbing his dick through his pants.

We ran across the street and in a blur he tossed the guy two hundred dollars bill and grabbed a key (I guess they pay better at this company then my tightfist hubby lets on…) and we went up to a penthouse suite! Oh my God it was glamorous! The city lights shimmering like my dress and the lake lit up like a quiet pool of skin. It caught my breath. He even had champagne delivered so quick. We toasted and then we tore at each other. I don’t know how I didn’t rip the buttons of his shirt off! All our clothes were off right away and I undid his belt and slid down his tight slacks and we were on this ocean of a bed.

My husband was this guy’s fucking boss! I was so blown away he was so gutsy and dangerous my God! And he just went at it and plowed me! No goddamn fooling around, he got in there and he was hard already! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN SINCE I’D HAD SEX? WELL NOW IT HAS BEEN SIX HOURS. Lol. It FELT SO GOOD. His penis was so yummy in my clitty fuck hole I just wanted to stay there bent over and be a fuckhole for him! I came and it was like orgasm central station and he just kept fucking me! He was a raw virile man! Finally! Oh I’ve waited for a fuck like that for so long you have no idea.

In these creamy sheets and soft pillows I buried my head and screamed into the fabric while he pounded my hole!

I came AGAIN. And then ten minutes later I came AGAIN! I was shrieking my head pressed into the board at that point and he just kept fucking! He was bellowing like an animal having his way with me! He fucked and fucked and pounded with his huge raw throbbing dick of his! And then finally I could feel him shuddering.

I knew he was going to empty his load, so I pulled it out and started jerking him off and said HERE HERE HERE CUM RIGHT FUCKING HERE RIGHT ON MY FUCKING MOUTH!

And he did– all of it went down my sweet little throat! GOD IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD and then he collapsed on me and my aching pussy.

Oh, I can’t tell you how fancy and hot and glamorous it was! He then went down on me and ate my pussy! He ate my red raw cunt softly and let me come down from that amazing fuck. Oh I dug my hands into that bed and felt like an aching flower…it was amazing…I just wanted to fuck him AGAIN already!!

But of course, uh, we were supposed to be at the fancy reception across the way…

When we got back my husband was like “Oh good you’re back in time. We have to go!” ordinarily I would’ve been mad…he didn’t even seem to realize I’d been gone like forty minutes! but hehe I didn’t mind. I just smiled with my flushed cheeks and said oh yes of course. That’s a good idea. I need a bed. You have no idea just how TIRED I am. We maybe have a reservation for a little longer at the same hotel next week. I’ve told my hubby I’m going to have a girl’s night. This girl WILL have a night lol.

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OK, so, I’m a big girl. Curves, DDD’s, a big booty, thick thighs. I’m about 180 lbs, but I’m hourglass: I’ve still got a 25″ waist and a really pretty face, which makes me a special kind of prize for MANY guys, but a lot of skinny girls don’t even see me as a threat and fuck them– I love that they don’t see me cumming! Literally. ;)

Cuz they don’t know their boys hook up with ME all the time, on the side. That’s right, skinny bitches, I’ve HAD your hot man, and I will again! They BEG me to suck their cocks with my full luscious lips, and go rock-hard when they see my gorgeous (FIRM) big tits.

When I strip to my thong and they see all that ass and those thighs, your man has forgotten your skinny little white girl no-butt!  They just want to grab onto my sexy flesh and sink inside something SOFT and WARM and INVITING for once!

So my latest conquest is my neighbor. Him and his girlfriend are like early 30’s I’d guess, and I’m 25 almost 26, just so ya know. ;) Anyways, when they first moved in I was my usual nice self, and HE was super sweet, but she was standoffish and kinda bitchy since day 1. So I didn’t feel bad when I started kinda crushing on him and fantasizing fucking him behind her size 4 back!

FINALLY bitch went outta town this past weekend for work, and I could make my move! My garbage disposal had been backed up for like, 3 weeks, but I put on a super thin, super short little sundress and marched across the street, knocked at his door, and did my best damsel in distress routine.

“Hey L_____, My garbage disposal JUST stopped working- I think I might have jammed something in there, but I’m scared to reach in an check it myself. Would you mind taking a look for me?”

Of course, he told me, and he followed me over to my place. I SWEAR I could feel his eyes all over my ass as it swished and swayed in that little dress. I fucken KNEW this guy was into curves! His skinny GF is his cover– you know– the “typical hot skinny chick” he thinks he needs on his arm to impress his lawyer or business buddies, but I can TELL this guy likes a girl with MEAT on her bones! So I did my swishiest walk, feeling my ass jiggle, knowing he must be seeing it with his jaw on the floor behind me.

When we get inside, he starts messing with the switch for the disposal, and squats to look under the sink.

“You might just have a clog in the pipe, because the motor appears to be working actually” he said, looking at the pipes.

“Can I see?” I asked, and got down on my knees and leaned in.

I knew my dress was short enough that it wouldn’t cover my ass when I did this. There it was– big round, smooth, tan ass right in his face, only a tiny string almost lost between the thick cheeks blocked his view of my pussy.

“Mmmmmmmm, yeah, maybe that’s the problem,” I said, still on my knees, ever so slightly wagging my ass in his face.

“Um-er–I’m sorry– I can’t really help you with the pipes, you’ll have to call a plumber” he said, nervously clearing his throat.

I knew that if I turned around, I’d see a raging hard-on in his pants.

“Well, I said, there is ONE other thing…”

“Yes” he said, picking up what I was putting down, cuz I felt a light touch– his hand– gently go on my ass.

“I really haven’t been fucked doggy-style in a long time” I said, looking over my shoulder, batting my eyelashes at him.

“I….um…”

I reached back and ran my fingernail under the string of my thong, and very slowly pulled it aside, revealing my sparkling wet pussy.

“And I promise I’ll never tell…”

“Fuck it!” he said, and started quickly undoing his belt and jeans. He was so hard that dick was VISUALLY THROBBING!

“Yeah baby” I said as he sunk it into me, grabbing my big ass, pulling me down on his cock urgently, “fuck me!”

My fleshy ass and thighs bounced against him, and I felt his big balls slapping at my pussy with each thrust. He had a nice pair!

With every plunge into me, he seemed to get  MORE aggressive and more excited. I knew what else I wanted: I wanted the TRUTH!

As he’s slamming me from behind, I ask him “you LOVE to FUCK big, curvy girls like me, don’t you?”

“Yes” he said, “I fucking love a big ass and big tits.”

“When you’re fucking your skinny girlfriend, you’re thinking about fucking ME aren’t you?”

“Yessss…” he moaned, orgasm getting close, ‘it’s true. I’ve wanted to fuck you since we moved here.”

“Ride me” he then commanded, laying on my kitchen floor, “I wanna watch those BIG FUCKING TITS BOUNCE as I fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked!”

So I took his orders and his challenge and straddled him and sank down on his cock and he wasn’t lying– it felt sooooo freakin’ good! I bounced on him like a cowgirl, bucking and writhing and leaning back, letting my huge tits fall to the side. His cock hammered deep into me, rubbing at my G-spot, making me go crazy.

YESSSSSSS! I yelled when I came. And I mean I CAME! Like, the whole block could prolly hear!

A few seconds later he janked his cock outta me, aimed it at me, and was spurting all over my thighs and legs. His hot load coating me made me smile- I fucken KNEW he liked BBWs! He had more jizz in him than I’d seen in a while. He must have been giving old skinny back home tiny squirts, but he gave ME mother-fucking-LOAD! That’s what my body does to cock–it makes it CUM like no other!

Then we both cleaned up, he kissed me deeply, and made me again promise not to ever utter a word to his girlfriend. I told him on ONE condition: he fuck me in my ASS next time. Yes, NEXT TIME. Cuz we’re going to make a thing a this, trust me!

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I am a nymphomaniac. A complete pervert, and I can’t help myself. I want to fuck and lick and suck on people and tits and dicks and all sorts of things all the time, and I mean like ALL the time. I masturbate ten times at least.

My bedside “goody drawer” is so stuffed with vibes and lubes and ben-wa balls & dildos and strap-ons that it won’t close all the way anymore.

I flirt with married men too, and tell how much I want to lick their wives while they watch and tempt them so much they can’t handle it anymore and I’ll video myself fingering my pussy and send it to them to tease the shit outta them! What’s awesome for me is that I work as a phone sex operator so, I never have to NOT be naughty. So the other day my therapist “strongly suggested” I go to meetings. Like Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, but it’s for sex addicts.

But who wants to waste their time sitting in a room full of people writhing in their seats wet or hard,  ready to go but can’t because they’re there to stop having sex?

What the fuck?! But since I was on vacation, and bored, and I’d already masturbated about a thousand times and I was kind of curious, actually, I decided that maybe checking out a meeting wouldn’t be so bad. I mean, you are supposed to surround yourself with like-minded people, right? Maybe there would be some merit to being near guys & girls who loved cock and pussy and ass as much as I did.

SO ANYWAYS —-I decide to go to this sex addict group thing last night, and listen to all the stories of dirty perversion just for the fuck of it. And I’m getting mad turned on because some of these things sound so HOT!

Like, this one bouncer not buying this chick’s fake ID, so she  blows him real quick in the back but that ain’t good enough for her so she ups the ante and lets him stick his cock in her ass!

And then this other chick was in her boss’s office blowing him when another manager knocked on the door and she got under his desk real quick and she continued sucking his dick while they chatted – he even came in her mouth before the dude left so she had no choice but to swallow it and he stood up to shake the man’s hand and almost got caught.

So this other guy shares his sex addictions about calling phone sex lines. He starts telling us how hard he gets instantly when he gets a girl on the phone, and confesses that he wants to fuck his daughter’s best friend. And he can’t seem to stop calling phone sex lines, to blow his load to young girls.

When it’s my turn and I talk about being a nympho phone sex operator, his face fuckin lit up! I’m 22 but could pass for 17, and when he heard what I did for a living, I SWEAR I saw his pants tent up instantly with a stiff cock under there! Our eyes met, and he slowly and subltly brushed his hand on his lap, over his dick. I smiled at him.

On our break from the group the guy followed me down the hallway and we made our way into the family bathroom and I locked the door and went straight for his belt and pulled his pants down. It was only seconds before his cock was sliding down my throat.

He was grabbing the back of my head like he was trying to pull my hair out, and he throat fucked me for a good few minutes before shoving me off of his dick.

Then he lifted me up and turned me around and sat me on the counter and spread my ass cheeks wide and spit on my asshole and then licked it from my pussy all the way up and then he shoved his WHOLE ENTIRE FIST in my pussy and OH MY GOD that felt amazing!!!! The tip of his dick just started exploding like a volcano and he was cumming all over everywhere – the floor, my ass, the counter, his legs… this man had so much cum you’d think he’d never had an orgasm in 20 years.

Needless to say, we got kicked out of sex addicts anonymous when someone overheard us and were waiting outside the bathroom, but fuck that. Actually having sex is waaaaay more fun than trying to pretend I don’t want to!!!

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So the thing about me is I’m usually really shy! You ask any of my friends and they’ll say “she’s the quiet one.” and this is true! Working the phones let’s me get that out a bit I guess, show a little of my nastier side heehee. ;) But usually when I’m out and about there just isn’t much going on. I’m kind of a wallflower among my friends. It works for me…
…except last night HOO BOY DID A LOT OF THAT CHANGE.
So I went out to a poetry slam, right? Lol I know, but my friend was performing and it seemed ok…and it was in this bar and the bartender was kinda cute. So after the show I’ve had a few drinks and we’re all chatting when I bump into the bartender in the hallway to the restroom and his hand brushed my hip. He says oh excuse me but I felt raw just from where he touched me, and he saw how I was looking at him. He smelled so good, like with a musk of good liquor but clean. I didn’t know what to say so I said “You smell good!”

He chuckled and said thanks.

And then I can’t believe it, my frazzled nerdy self, I said: “Can I kiss you?”
And then we were mauling each other in the hallway. I kissed him through his delicious smelling beard and felt under his shirt for his smooth, supple body. He wasn’t muscly, just supple. I liked that.

He was all over me, kissing me hard and squeezing my tits and going all up and down my ass. I wanted to suck his dick so bad! I could it feel it throbbing against me in my jeans and I just wanted every inch of it inside me!

Then out of the corner of my eye I saw what looked like a little secluded alcove. And I thought: Perfect! Here no one will see us. I practically threw him in there! Grabbed his belt and yanked. And there was still light to see and I tore into his pants and deep-throated him right there! Oh his cock felt so fucking good, I couldn’t believe I was doing this. I was a little tipsy I s’pose but still I’d never wanted anything more! I lay over him sucking his cock over and over getting in their with my tongue and the back of my throat darting the head in and out of my lips before swallowing him whole. He fucking loved it! I was so fucking hot for him. And then…
…that…secluded…alcove…wasn’t…so…secluded…
Like, uh, it was kind of leading into another room of the bar where everyone could see. And boy, were they seeing. They were! And they were loving it! When one person start hollering the rest joined in! They liked seeing me suck Bartender Boy’s cock! And let me tell you electricity went through my veins when I heard the crowd. Something told me I had to keep going. I lifted the guy up and told him to stand up then I said “Well boys anybody else coming?!”
Boy you’d think I’d dropped a bomb in the room!

Suddenly there were four more cocks in front of me, and shit, I went after them all! I could barely even see the faces of the men they belonged to!

I was jerking off two of them with my hands and sucking with the other and then I would switch and jerk and suck off the others. It was amazing!! There was cock all around me, cock in my face, cock in my hands…and then suddenly, you’ll never believe it, Bartender Boy went back under me and inserted his cock into my pussy!
And then one of the other guys bent me over….and nestled himself right into my sweet little ass. I breathed in sharp. I barely knew if I could take it but suddenly it felt so good! I’d never been double penetrated before and it was the hottest thing, I felt filled, stuff, they were both ramming themselves into me. And I steadied myself with…what else.

I kept sucking one of the other guys and jerking the other two off with each hand. They fucked me harder and harder and I switched off who I was jerking and sucking but I was fucking five guys!

I had five cocks getting hard and harder about to burst because of me! I felt like a queen, a queen of sluts with them giving their cocks to me. Oh my God I can’t even begin to tell you guys!
I lost track of time how long I was there filled in each hole and hand. I felt like I was above time, all I felt were the muscles of my body pumping and contracting to get in more cock! I felt myself cum, and then cum again, and just kept going! I was like a machine and I didn’t want it to stop. And the crowd was still cheering! They couldn’t believe what they were seeing either! This small quiet nerdy girl taking five dicks like nothing…
Finally I heard one of them grunt a kind of way and it was like they all knew to take the cue. The two slipped out of my pussy and ass and got up and all five of them began pumping away at their dicks. I knew it was coming. Even the rest of the crowd started chanting! They wanted to see me take them all! “COME COME COME COME!” they were yelling and then finally oh my God, it was incredible!

One of them squirted all over my waiting lips and the others went too one by one! I drank all their cum and still had my face painted!

They couldn’t even believe what had happened, how much I could take! Oh, it was so hot I didn’t even have words! When I finally went to the bathroom to wash out, I knelt over the sink, my hands gingerly running through my hair, just softly feeling my body and the ache of the men it took. It felt good. It felt SO good.
My friends were a little, uh, embarrassed when I came out later. But did they have as good a night as I did? NO. Also the poet friend thought it was a hoot. Told me to definitely come to her next reading. Whaddya know, even the shy girl finds her wings now and then.

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So this is gonna sound a little OUT THERE I think, for most of you. But I’m not most of you– I’m not a desk jockey and I don’t work retail folding sweaters, and I don’t serve drinks or ring up purchases.

I get dudes off. I coax their cocks into giving us what we both want– an explosion of pleasure. That’s MY job.

I’m a twenty-something, full-time, professional phone sex operator, so my life is far from typical. My life is about SEX, basically. Sex with men, but also, women. Groups sometimes, too. I love sex. I live for sex. And essentially, I get paid for sex…so don’t hate!

And so I have a boyfriend and his MOTHER is NOT like MOST mothers. She’s super hot and super sexual and a divorced successful business woman with pretty much her own mansion.

Anyway, I’d started to sort of crush on her a few months back when we spent an afternoon sunning ourselves at her house. She’s one of those women who can wear a bikini, high heels, and frickin’ JEWELS around the pool, and pull it off. It’s like she fell out of an ad for St. John’s.

This past weekend we decided to stay at her house to get away from the city. At some point my boyfee and HER new boyfee decided they wanted to go fishing on the lake. Us ladies prefer the clean pool and comfy lounge chairs any day, so we stayed behind. And that’s how it happened: a few fancy cocktails in, we were talking and laughing sitting on the edge and stairs of the pool.

A wet chunk of hair was stuck to my face and she brushed it away. And then I looked at her and she looked sad all of a sudden. When I asked her what was wrong, she just said “I’m conflicted”.

So I asked her why, conflicted with what?

“With you” she said.

Me, why? I asked her, incredulously.

(Did she not want me dating her son? Had she found out what I do, and decided I wasn’t good enough? My mind was going a million mile an hour in panic mode.)

“Because I’m attracted to you” she said bluntly, “but– my son. You’re dating my son. I would never want to hurt him.”

I was frozen– I couldn’t believe it! Here I was wanting HER, and this whole time, she’d felt the same!

I reached over and took her face in my hands.

“I’ll never tell” I whispered to her, and put my mouth on hers.

Her tongue pushed into my mouth, so sweet from the drinks and soft, pushing down my throat. She kissed SO GOOD! And then it was like I’d unleashed the beast: she started kissing down my neck to my breasts, undid my bikini top, and kissed my tits right there in the pool. It felt so good and she was so beautiful with her hair all wet and my finger traced the edge of her bikini and I wriggled under, finding her slippery pussy.

She did the same, and we fingered each other face-to-face, her blue eyes SO intense and sexy, glaring at me like she wanted me so bad.

We were both getting close & she stopped, telling me to get up on the edge of the jacuzzi. I did, and pulled my bottoms off slowly, watching me the whole time. I laid back naked, my legs from the knees down still in the warm water, and I felt her mouth on my pussy. Her lips suckled carefully at my labia, then her tongue traced up and down, opening the lips slowly, and I felt a finger again inside of me.

 

OMG this women knew what she was doing. She must have been eating pussy since she was a teen, because soon my whole body was convulsing in orgasm. But it wasn’t over yet– she climbed on top of me poolside, soaking wet, and moved her long tanned legs around me until our pussies were touching.

“You’re such a sexy little thing” she said to me “you’ve driven me nuts for months”, and then she was moving her body into me, gyrating against me. It felt so fucking amazing, and her body was just SO amazing– the heat down there was crazy!

She arched her back as she gyrated harder, really grinding her pussy into mine,  her gorgeous tits bouncing with the motion, until I knew she was going to cum.

“Ohhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuck yesssssssssss” she said as her body shuddered, and I’ve never seen a woman look so beautiful cumming. She was like a goddess towering over me, still dripping water.

When it was over, we both get dressed and went back to sunning ourselves, but every 30 mins or so she’d look over at me and I knew we both wanted more, but couldn’t risk it. The boys came home maybe 3 hours later, and that was that. We acted totally NORMAL around them. I’ve been back in the city, what– 3 days now, and all I can think about is fucking that majestic MILF again! Seriously, I KNOW it’s terrible but I swear, I would ditch my boyfee for her, if she’d have me, but I know that’s a fantasy. However, I’m going to continue to flirt and seduce her until we are having sex REGULARLY! I can keep a fucking secret!!!!

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I’ve been single and ready to mingle for a few months now and no one that’s crossed my path lately has been doing it for me. I’m almost at the point where I don’t care what he or she looks like, the next person that speaks to me – hell, the next person that even looks at me is going to get jumped by me and my crazy tight wet pussy!

If it weren’t for working the phone sex line I swear I’d never get off… it’s boring banging yourself with your fingers errrrday, shoving random objects into my pussy, man.

I’ve fucked so many vegetables in the last few weeks I don’t even want to look at another carrot or cucumber or zucchini ever again!

Oh yeah I’ve fucked a papaya too, and I’ve shoved a popsicle in my pussy too. Haha, that was interesting! It was so cold my hot pussy melted it in seconds. 

But sometimes I just want a fucking fat cock to suck on, ya know?! Or a chick with supple round nipples to devour… or a nice juicy set of lips to kiss my asshole and some manly hands to spread it wide, making a nice wet hole for a dick to pound… MMMMMMMMM kay I needa get fucked here yo!

Like stat.

So get this, right… I’m walking home from the store and this Mercedes SUV slows down and pulls up beside me. I see a pretty cute dude’s face in the driver’s seat so I walk up to the open window and this guy tells me that he just had to let me know how gorgeous I am. And I’m like thinking okay two seconds ago I was just about to buy a box of cookies but I put them back because the adult me that wants to be sexy decided that the $4 would be better spent on a donation yoga class. So there are my priorities, right…

Anyways the dude starts talking to me and he’s really nice and so I’m like okay you’re kinda cute, you’ll do. He says he’s on his way to the gym and it’s raining at this point and I’m freezing so I tug on the door handle and open the door and sit in the passenger seat.

“Take me for a ride” I tell him. And he’s surprised but he starts driving and I look at him and smile deviously and grab his penis and feel it bulge. WHOA. This kid’s packing!

So I get even more excited and start rubbing his cock and he’s like not even sure what’s happening and then I unzip his pants and then we pull up to a stop light. A lady in the car next to us looks over and I wink at her and then drop my face into his lap.

I shoved his cock down my throat and started eating it like I was in a hot dog eating contest. I almost threw up I shoved it down there so far it almost hit my lungs.

I am pretty sure the lady was shocked and I wanted to see her disgusted face so I look up real quick and she was still looking and I took the back of my hand and wiped the saliva off of my lips. The light turned green and she started driving and I went back to town on homie’s dick.

He couldn’t even take it I was sucking his cock so hard and fast he had to pull over. He parked the car and pushed me back into my seat and thrusted his tongue into my mouth. He climbed on top of me but I pushed him back. I made him sit on the seat and I sat on his dick facing away from him like a reverse cowgirl YIPPIE KI YI YAY!!!!

The windows were fogging up and I pressed my tits against them and left nipple prints. His hands were gripping my ass from the sides and I was going up and down, up and down, up and down until he couldn’t take it anymore and pushed me off and blew his load onto my asshole.

“You gotta lick that up,” I told him, and he’s a horny perv too so he did!!! And then his tongue on my asshole made me even more horny, and I hadn’t even gotten off yet!

I started tugging on his cock and got him hard again and then I stuffed his cock into my asshole and OH MY GOD did I cum in like 5 seconds. I barely rode him for a minute and then I gushed everywhere.

Haha I think I even got cum on his leather seat, but luckily that would be easy to clean up. I just made this dude eat his own cum and he totally was down. I had never done that before but whatever, it was in the moment!

I opened the car door and got out butt naked and some older dude walked by with his lady and she scoffed but he was lookin’ at me like whoa, and then I bent over to grab my pants and give him a look at the good stuff, my hot wet ass that was dripping with cum, and the woman grabbed his hand and hurriedly walked him to their car.

My guy in the car just sat there in shock. I bet I gave him the best time he ever had, definitely one to tell the homies about.

“Fuck,” I looked at my grocery bag that was on the floor by his feet and saw that all of my squashes were squished. Ain’t nothing I could do with those now!

Hahahhahahah like I need to fuck myself with any more vegetables. I finally got some good real dick, I be fine for a minute. 

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Oh my God you guys the craziest thing just fucking happened you’ll never fucking believe it. So the other day I was going to visit my friend at her new place. And she gave me the wrong address: 4526 when it should have been 2645. And I was thinking…”didn’t she say her new house was blue?” you know, getting a little weirded out…

And then this guy opened the door! Who I’d never seen before. But he was sweet looking and had a mustache—I’m a sucker for that kind of thing! And he said hi and welcomed me in, he looked so nervous. I was like “…where’s Emily? WOAH your place is nice.” and he was all Emily? I know a few Emilys. He looked SO nervous. I felt so bad for him!

…but I wasn’t worried I could tell he was nice and then all of a sudden it clicked. He said: “Well I didn’t expect you’d be here so soon!” and he held out a fold of money.
He had called for a prostitute!!

Like I said, no judgment, I know plenty of girls who whore and they are great, it’s just not a thing I do.
So I cleared up the situation and said no no I was just looking for my friend’s house! I mean, it’s no big deal, I don’t judge. He was SO embarrassed! He was all stammering and looking shy and so I said hey listen. Listen. It’s ok. And then I kissed him and whispered in his ear why don’t you call that other girl back and tell her not to come, huh?

He did and then I pounced! I led him into the bedroom and just started sucking his cock!! He was so surprised!

I just lay him down on the bed and shucked off his pants and went to town and got him hard in seconds.

He loved it this tall scrawny guy was running his fingers through my hair and just let me have my way with him!! I could tell he liked women taking control right away, I can tell that about guys. I love it when I get to just take what I want.

So after that I took my shirt off—I’m short but I got a big pair of DD tits and I know what all guys just ever want to do is fuck them. They all think about it but can never say it!
And I’m always like — I know what you’re thinking lol. And I want it I want to get my tits fucked all the time.
IT FEELS SO GOOD. And I did it with this guy and he loved it! His eyes went into the back of his fucking head! But he let me do all the work take all the control. I pushed my tits around his dick and went up and down and up and down I went fast at first then slow slow slowwww.

He couldn’t believe it! He was like oh my God I’ve never fucked a girl’s tits before!! And I said you can fuck mine all fucking night, his dick felt so good, it was complete rock fucking hard and not getting any softer!! I pumped up and down with one arm on my tits and one hand I was getting myself off.

I’d never met this guy before and I just walked in on him trying to get laid and it was all so fucking hot!!

Then I tell you what…I wanted him to bust all over my fucking boobs, but first I had to ride his face!! I wanted to cum riding him so bad!

I crawled up totally naked and held my quivering pussy right above his soft beard and aching tongue.

I knew he wanted to eat me so bad he couldn’t stand it. But he let me have his way with me. Good boy. I lowered myself over his mouth and rubbed myself raw on his lips. Oh it felt so fucking good. He let me take all I wanted from his warm hungry little mouth. Finally I came so hard I thought Emily could hear me down the street! I screamed “FUUUUUCK!” jizzing and squirting right into his moving mouth! And he sucked me dry every last drop! It was SO fucking hot.

But then I had to give him what he deserved hehehe. For being so good to me. I pulled him up and then over to the side so he was sitting on the bed and I could kneel in front of him. I fucking love getting a load blown on me when I’m on my knees! So I worked my way all the way down to the bottom of his cock just deep throating the fuck out of him and this time I went so fast I was just a machine I was a piston my neck pumping and pumping and pumping and I was almost screaming CUM FOR ME CUM FOR ME CUM FOR ME PAINT MY FUCKING CUM FACE CUM FOR ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW and he was gasping and quivering and finally he said I’m gonna cum!

And I pulled out and nozzled his dick all over my huge fucking tits to feel his sweet hot juicy cum all over my skin!

And then I rubbed it all into my creamy boobs. Oh my God it felt so so SO good.

After that we were sharing a smoke lying on the bed laughing at just how random and fun it all was—like when does something like this ever happen right? So we were talking about our lives and I said “I’m a phone sex girl.” And he was like “Cool! … Uh … do I have to call you and pay if I want to talk to you again?” I laughed and said no just let me suck your dick again next time!! He’s a lucky boy. Not that he can fulfill all my needs, let’s get real…almost time to start work again…

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Last night I had sex with these two hot dudes…and…my mother!!! OK, so before you go thinking I’m a total freak, just hear my story out first…

So it’s the week after finals. We still had lots of time off, and my mom decided to come visit. What I didn’t tell her was that I was short on cash, so I picked up this new job doing phone sex calls. A bunch of my sorority sisters do it and said it was so much fun, and they were right! But that isn’t even the naughty thing I wanted to talk about. I had taken some good calls the night before my mom came that got me so hot I just got on a roll and couldn’t stop.

When I get horny like that, I need COCK. I need to suck it and fuck it and ride it and nothing else will do!

But I can’t get any, cuz here shows up my mother the next day! She knocked on the door and I had to hug her literally all wet down there from how much masturbating I’d done all night AND the next morning! I hadn’t even gotten out of bed yet when she got there! But right away I see something is wrong and ask her what’s up. Turns out my dad- her ex- is getting remarried. For me, I don’t really care- I mean, I’m happy for him. But I get it. My mother hasn’t even really DATED since the divorce, so I can imagine that’s got to be hard. Adulting is hard!

That night she took us out to dinner. I was telling her all the boring details about college life. I left out the best things, the juicy pussy-eating parties and orgies and other things that went on in the sorority house and at the college parties. Even though she was always pretty open and easy about sex with me, I didn’t think she needed to know about those!

To know that her and my dad’s money was being spent on me getting fucked by two to three dicks at a time, getting eaten out by a chick while a big cock slaps me in the face, my tongue all up in some chick’s cunt might not have been the kind of “education” she had in mind!

So anyways we’re sitting at a restaurant over dinner and she ordered us a bottle of red, and broke down and told me she’s super lonely and hasn’t even felt a man’s TOUCH in almost 2 YEARS. I couldn’t believe it! My pussy is aching after just a few DAYS when I go without cock! I felt TERRIBLE—and the thing is, my mother is still pretty fit and hot! There’s no reason she shouldn’t be out there dating and fucking! She’s a total MILF and she doesn’t even know it! So I’m wishing there was something I could to help her besides offer her the old “you’ll find someone again too” BS and pour her more wine. And then I saw these two guys I know from school across the restaurant. They’re jock types, and pretty hot. They look over and see me, and so, since we’re in a booth, I invite them over.

“This must be your older sister” the dark-haired one says to my mom as they settle in and introduce themselves! And she totally BLUSHED, it was so cute! And I kind of felt like he was flirting with her for real—not just being cute or funny.

And the other dude—the sandy blonde—I’ve had my eye on for a while as a potential fuck. I started to form a plan! We talked and ate, and then I invited them back to our place. My mom tried to nix it but I told her to relax and that it was going to be FINE. When we get back to the house, I fixed up strong drinks. My mother and I were already kinda tipsy from the wine, and I put on music and we all sit on the sofa. I’m talking with blondie, and she’s talking with Mr Tall, Dark, and Horny for Older Ladies, and he starts kissing her. She kissed him back for a second, but then looked over at me scared—like I was the parent instead of HER, asking if it was OK. I smiled my best “go for it mom!” smile, and starting kissing my guy too.

He kissed so good that I put my hands on his cock and felt his massive bulge, and unbuckled his belt, unzipped his pants,  squatted down and shoved his dick in my mouth without missing a beat!

It felt soooo good to have a real fat cock inside my mouth, and not as weird as you’d think to have mom nearby! She was always one of the “cool”moms who let me have boys over, so we kinda have a friendship as much as anything else. So then SHE takes a cue from me and unzips her dude’s pants, and he’s like “FUCK YEAH!”

She gets his dick in HER mouth and shit– I’m telling you– I must have naturally inherited my cock-sucking skills from HER, because she going to town on his cock, and he started to go NUTS!

He was yelling it was the best head of his life as she bobbed on him, and it was so cute and hot that it made ME want to spoil the cock in my mouth even more! He was shaking trying not to blow his load fast, I could tell. He was gripping her head, holding on for dear life! So I licked the cock in MY hand all over and kissed the tip and circled around the head with my tongue and then shoved it to the back of my throat and fucked myself in the throat and I could hear her doing the same—gagging on cock—right next to me. I knew I’d have to be the one to take things to the next level. I pulled up my dress and commanded both boys to lay down. Mom mother made a face and I could tell reality was setting in a bit and she was getting uncomfortable.

Then I took my mother aside for a minute and told her THIS was the time to get some with a HOT young college guy who clearly found her irresistible! What better way to feel good and move on than fucking a guy half her age? My little pep talk (and one more giant swig of wine) helped, and it was game on!

We both pulled up our dresses, pulled OFF our panties, and climbed on top of our dudes. It was kind of crazy how much we FUCK ALIKE! Unfortunately I did NOT inherit her giant tits (DD’s and I’ve only got B’s) and it was pretty hot to see them for the first time since I was super little, and see that they still look great! Gives me hope! LOL

Anyway, we’re both riding our dudes and the moaning is getting louder and we’re all feeding off one another, and the guys were both like “OMG it’s so fucking HOT fucking a mother and daughter in the same room!”

They were like “you are the hottest mom-daughter combo ever!”

And shit, we probably were! A tall, hot MILF, and her sporty little redhead daughter– I felt like we should be crowned Playmates of the Year for this! Like, MILF-COED duo of all times! Just knowing how special and wild and hot this experience was for the dudes made it, like, a thousand times better and more intense!

My mother was BOUNCING on this guy’s cock, her auburn hair waving and her giant tits flapping and then the dude was like “I’M CUMMING” and SHE was like , “ME TOO!” and so then MY dude started to breathe deep and start to cum, and I rubbed my clit a bit and I started to cum too! It was CRAZY. All four of us pretty much came at the same time! We didn’t hang long after that, but both guys promise to stop by again on my mom’s next visit! I know she feels a BIT weird about it all, but honestly, I think it was super hot!!! Go mom!!! I’ll totally do it again so she can get some more of that hot young cock!

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In the last 5 DAYS I’ve FUCKED 3 DIFFERENT GUYS & ONE GIRL l in my neighborhood…and I’m not even done yet!

A year ago I would have never done this! A year ago I was new to phone sex and pretty shy and I had to work up a lot of courage, and explore my own sexuality still. I hadn’t tapped into my inner slut goddess! I was kind of repressed, even, I think.

Fast forward to now, after a year of getting guys of all ages and backgrounds off over the phone. I KNOW what guys want and need, and I know how to give it to them.

The fucked up part was that I wasn’t happy in my life, though. After a rough break-up, I hadn’t had sex (in person) in almost that whole year, and after all those sexy calls, I was DYING for a penis to really enter me and just tear it up! lol

Anyway, I know you want the juicy details…let’s start with oldest guy, who I’ll dub Jack. Jack and his wife live across the intersection from me in a nice house. Jack’s wife is frigid, and Jack hadn’t gotten his dick wet in over 4 years! I only know because he told me when he pretty boldly propositioned me at the coffee shop near us. When I told him I hadn’t gotten laid in forever too, it was on!

I met him last Monday at lunch at his work. He’s some kind of lawyer or something like that. His office was fancy, and I dug that. I wanted to make it special, since it had been so long for both of us, so I wore lingerie.

He ate my pussy up against his desk for what felt like an hour, devouring me with a kind of almost holy reverence for my tight young slit as I moaned in pleasure.

When he’d had his fill finally, he took his cock out and I was surprised to see it was one of those beer-can kinda FAT short cocks that really stretch you out. I have NO IDEA how or why his wife could or would ignore such a fat fucking cock! When he jammed it in me, I almost came instantly. It was that thick and hard! Naturally after all that time, he came pretty quick, but he’d eaten my box so well I didn’t mind at all.

When he pulled out and shot his load all over my tits, I’d never seen that much cum!

We both laughed about how backed up it must have been!

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On Wednesday night I decided to fuck my neighbor down the hall. He’s a skater kid, younger than me I’m guessing (22 maybe? I’m 24), and always seemed kind of naive. I decided I want to pull this head-on seduction where I literally did it like the movies. I knocked on his door, again, in my lingerie, and asked if I could come in. He was SO tongue-tied! That got me excited– this newer bad girl side of me really loves to “break in” shy or inexperienced guys, and this skinny kid seemed just the type. His reaction told me I was right. He couldn’t even get a word out, so I just walked in, closed the door, and kind of just gently “pushed” him down onto this sofa. Then I started to give him a lap dance. I wagged my ass in his face slowly. I pushed his face into my tits.

Then I unbuttoned his pants where his hard-on was raging and stuck his cock in my mouth.

He didn’t make a sound at first, but once I got going, he was saying “oh fuck” over and over. I feared he was going to cum before I got mine, so I quickly stood up, pulled my G-string to the side, and then straddled him on the sofa. When his cock plunged up into me, he moaned like a bear! I bounced on his cock until he was ready to blow, and I stroked my clit and came too as he pumped a load into the condom inside me. It was hot! And I left without saying ANYTHING! Just call me Ms. Jane Bond, bitches! Lovin’ em and leavin’ em! LOL

Saturday night I met up with my friend I’ll call Cleo, and her boyfriend I’ll call Matt. He deals weed and I’m a smoker and so is she of course, so we get together a lot and toke. So we’re super high, and I’m being all brave and telling them about my sexy week, and then Matt leans over and whispers something to Cleo. And at first my paranoid mind thinks he’s calling me a slut or something, and I’m about to be all butt hurt AND mad, but I was wrong. What happened next was Cleo looks at me and says “so how come you’ve never hit on US?”
And I was like, “well you guys are my friends”.

And then Matt was like “so you don’t ever just wanna FUCK your friends?”

And I was like “I don’t know– I’ve just never tried”.

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And so Cleo reaches over and pulls my face to her and kisses me. I mean, like DEEPLY. PASSIONATELY. She used her full lips to suck gently on my lower lip, and I don’t think I’ve EVER been kissed like that before! I’ve KINDA been with a girl ONCE before, but I was almost too drunk too remember. Anyways, the way she was using her lips and her tongue got my pussy so wet. I wanted to feel her tits, so I slid a hand down into her shirt and under her bra. Her tits were so nice and firm! I squeezed one and she moaned softly, laying back and looking at me. I heard Matt’s belt buckle in the background. I climbed over Cleo and took her shirt and bra off. Those tits! They didn’t even fall to the sides like mine, but were so perky they still stood up. My mouth was on her nipples and I felt them get hard between my teeth as she moaned. I’m not sure why but I just wanted to suck her tits so bad. I wanted to milk them like a baby, taking in all of her. I felt my pants being removed behind me, and then hand on either side of my now naked ass.

I felt the head of a cock split my dripping pussy open slowly, teasing me with its smooth, round tip.

I moved my mouth further down, until it found her waxed pussy, wet as mine. I flicked my tongue on it, and she moaned louder. The head of the cock entered me, slow at first, but then started to hammer away at me as I licked and sucked her pussy. Now THIS was the life! We swapped places and she rode his cock while I straddled his face and he ate my pussy and she and I made out. I sucked her neck as she came on top of him. It was my turn again, only this time, he wanted my ass. I obliged and laid on my back with my legs up in the air and let him slide his cock up my tightest of tight places!

Cleo came over to my side and stroked my pussy with a tit in my face to suck on as he pounded his cock deeper and deeper into my ass, getting louder and louder as he did.

When I was about to cum he made himself cum at the same time, and as he’s pumping into my ass, Cleo is sucking my clit up into her mouth doing some crazy move with her tongue, and I had the CRAZIEST of orgasms I’ve ever had! I will definitely be making a point of “hanging” with those two again soon!

And yeah, I’m not done. There’s an older woman in my building with a rocking body that I’ll bet would lez out with me if I put it out there. Me and a hot 40+ MILF would be fucking sexy! And there’s also a guy who lives on the corner on the other side who is always fighting with his bitchy girlfriend and might appreciate a little NSA afternoon fuck while she’s at work. Stayed tuned!

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Half of my time I work on the phones and the other half of my time I’m a singer in a band. I love the attention, what can I say? And we get a lot of gigs but they ain’t paying all the bills. Haha.I love singing and being on stage but the fact is after the show it’s usually BORING! I sing myself raw and I guess guys are usually intimidated by my look and attitude. It’s dumb- you’d think with all the sexy moves and gyrating I do on stage, guys would be all over me after! But no– they are afraid to come up to me! I just want people to talk to me! Especially guys—I AM single, like, bitch over here has needs too!

Which is why I’m no less than thrilled about getting DICKED HARD last night by a big, hairy stranger in the back of the band van!

So we were playing a show and I had my hair up in pigtails and had on my leather tank and pink shorts and was singing and screaming like hell. And then I saw this tall buy with a big beard and intense eyes at the front looking at me.

Then at the end of the night, I was packing up the merch table and the guy came up to me.

“I’ve been watching you all night, and you’re HOT” he said.

“Ditto” I told him, cuz now that he was up close, I think he was pretty hot in an older, manly sort of way.

“Yeah, so now what?” he asked me.

I knew what he wanted, and shit, I knew what I NEEDED.

“Follow me,” I said. “We have a van.”

We walked out to the band-mobile and I opened the door to the back and hoped inside and said “shut the doors.” He climbed in and obeyed.

His dick was out right away and it was a good one; short but fat with a big, bulbous head that just begged to be sucked on.

I told him to kneel and I sucked it on like I’ve never sucked on anything else! His cock tasted so good, it was so fleshy and throbbing and pulsing and I felt his pleasure go all through his body! I pulled out long enough to say “PULL MY FUCKING HAIR! FUCK ME!” and he growled and let out a scream, I set him loose! He roared and grabbed my pigtails and fucked himself silly into my open mouth. Oh he got so fucking hard it was so good!! He slammed himself down into my neck then played the head of his dick in and out of my lips!! Got it felt amazing.

I was stroking furiously at my clit with one hand as I sucked him, feeling my juices start gushing between my fingers, pussy ready for the main course!

He wanted to fuck me and I wanted it to but there was only one way, lol. I put my hands on the back of the front seats and bent over and braced myself against some amps. I leaned down and looked at him through my spread legs! He still couldn’t believe this was happening, his big grey eyes so wide!

“Fuck me,” I commanded, rubbing my soft red glowing pussy. “Fuck me. Fuck me right here,” I cooed. “Come on. I want you to fuck me. I want you to pound me till I see stars.”

Oh, he liked that!

He got on his knees and rammed into my pussy from behind so SO hard it almost hurt! He was splitting me open with that thick cock, eager to get as deep inside of me as he could.

He hammered me so hard the van was shaking! Rocking back and forth. I didn’t care, I loved it, his cock felt so good stuff right up until the end of me.

After a long time of this—I think it was half an hour!— I’d come more than a couple times and I was finally ready for his. I turned around and lay on my back and massaged my aching pleasured pussy and said here you cum right here! I gave him a look and tugged once on a pigtail and soon he was jizzing! Gave me a big old creampie! Oh God it was so fucking good.

Finally, I got some after a show. I think I’m going to try to fuck a new dude after every show! I just gotta figure out how to get them to NOT be intimidated to come up to me. Do you think if I wore a T shirt that said “FREE PUSSY” that would help :P

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