I know what you’re thinking: sometimes phone sex just doesn’t cut it and you want to hook up with a real person and have a real, sexual experience. I totally get it, I feel the same way too!

So if you’re a newbie looking to hook up IRL (in real life), I found this great guide to get you started:

Craigslist Acronym Guide for Newbies

You’re welcome!

But if you’re scared of catching an STD or they might be uglier than their photo suggests (people tend to lie on CL, you know?). Or you don’t want to go through the hassle of finding the right girl, then you know what to do! ;)

Call 800-PHONE-SEX