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I think HOT black ASS is turning me LESBO!

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DAT ASS!

Ok….so today I’m using this blog as a secret (well, from my other life—not from YOU guys!) spot to vent about my latest obsession: hooking up with a black couple!

So, like, I admit I’m kind of a whiter-than-white girl: big blue eyes, natural blonde, petite but with tits, whateves. People say I look like a short, busty Taylor Swift. Blonde. WHITE. OK? Preppy and kinda sporty.

ANYWAY.
So, I’ve fucked a bunch of Mexican guys, and went down on 2 Asian guys before, a black guy once, and I’ve hooked up with a few GIRLS too here and there. But lately I’ve been fantasizing non-stop about hooking up with this HOT couple who lives in the apartment above me. FIRST OF ALL, they FUCK LOUD! Dude—it’s like they are driving their bed through the damn floor!

JEALOUS!!! I want some big black cock pounding me that hard every freakin’ night!

But like I mentioned, it’s not just about this dude’s probably massive BBC—I think his GF is SUPER HOT too. She’s got a ROCKIN body I’m almost jealous of, cuz you know those black girls got that BOOTY! I’ve got, like, amazing pretty big tits, but I’ve always kinda wished I had more ass—like, HIP HOP kinda booty, ya know?

And this girl has it in spades! Her waist is like TINY and her booty is shaming JLo, for real. I’ve never even SEEN a booty like that, for real, IRL, naked. And the thought of it has been oddly turning me on for days! I bet she can do all that twerking shit too! I swear—THAT is how I’m gonna hook up with this couple! I’m gonna ask her for some twerking lessons! I bet anything she can move that booty, ya know?

So yeah, like, riding that BBC is a given, but the part that gets me the most wet is thinking about her wagging that nice booty in my face. I’ve never wanted to put MY FACE in someone’s ASS before—SEE? THIS is why I can only mention it to YOU GUYS on here! My straight friends already think it’s weird I’ve hooked up with sorority sisters in my past— they’d totally not know what to think if they thought I was wanting to LICK the ASS of a “SISTA”!

But that’s how it goes in my fantasy: she’s on her knees, and I’m behind her on MY knees, holding myself up by her ass, my face right in there, and she’s all clean-shaven (here’s to hoping!) and wet and moaning as I use my tongue to spread her open.

And so dude is behind me fucking my pussy—stretching it to the max with that fat black cock, maybe talking dirty to me—calling me his little white whore or something—and I’m licking and sucking her ass and pussy while she’s like “yeah baby” in that super sexy smooth black girl voice I hear moaning upstairs all night!
Then we both turn around and get on our knees and suck on his dick at the same time, letting our tongues touch as we take turns on his shaft, and she keeps looking at me with these sparkly eyes…dude…am I turning into a lesbian??? LOL Cuz shouldn’t I be MORE excited about that BBC up in my mouth? But NOPE—I’m picturing her pushing me down on the floor, those gorgeous black curls tickling my belly as she makes her way down to my pussy with those amazing full lips (again—jealous!). THAT is where I see it all going!

I’ll bet she can eat pussy SOOOOO good with that gorgeous mouth. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. This is how I get myself all worked up!

Seriously, HOW do I proposition this couple??? How do I get them to want to fuck me? Do I just go up to them and tell them “I hope you don’t think this is weird, but I think you’re both FUCKIN’ HOT and I want you both in my pussy ASAP?!  lol

I HOPE HOPE HOPE she’s into chicks, and I swear I THINK I THOUGHT she gave me a LOOK once that was kinda flirty a while back! And I mean, I’m considered super cute…it’s just gonna be a matter of it she likes girls at all. Maybe I can befriend her first, and sort of get her drunk one night? And like, lean in and kiss her when we’re both buzzed on my sofa? GOD DAMN I WANT HER ROUND ASS! WHY? What’s wrong with me? Why is this thought possessing my freaking brain all day???

What IS IT about that round chocolate ass and those damn lips that makes my pussy just wanna LEZ OUT so hard?!

UGH! I think I have fucking jungle fever for this girl!!!

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Gang-Banged By Bikers!!!

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SOOOOO maybe it was because I wasn’t allowed to watch movies that had anything to do with sex when I was a child, or the fact that I got a body – boobies and butt cheeks – when I was in 7th grade,  but I have always been attracted to my FATHER’S friends!!! Sexy older men, gentle or rough around the edges– salt-and-pepper hair and a full grizzly chest and a beard is a bonus!

Aaaaaaand that brings me to last night! I was having a drink: straight up whiskey, when a group of biker dudes I hadn’t seen before walked in.

SO I usually go to biker bars in my area looking for an older man to give me what I want. Fuck, they give me what I NEED!

The bigger the dude, the more I like him! A beer belly is sexy too! A beard and whiskey and cigarette breath, leather jackets, biker boots, a Harley…

FUCK! Do you even know how many times I’ve fantasized about sitting on a biker dude’s cock facing him while he’s driving his bike?

But last night I just stopped at the bar for a quick one and it was a nice surprise when a large group of the kind of dudes I just described stammered in, ordered shots of whiskey, and grabbed cue sticks.

BAM!

The group of biker dudes had so much meaty MANLINESS emanating from their small circle I started breathing heavy and taking deep breaths, my chest lifting to my chin with each one, and could even smell my own pussy juice exasperating from in-between my legs. I wanted them ALL.

So I casually walked through the mass of men, making sure to brush against several of them with my ass as I wove between the narrow aisles of pool tables. In fact, I pretended I was a little tipsy, tripping over one of these dude’s feet, flashing them on purpose when I “fell” over – and one of them grabbed me by the waist and I shivered with goosebumps because I wanted some cock so bad. Our eyes met and we exchanged the looks that say “I’m DTF” and he was holding his cue stick and I grabbed it and pulled it toward me and told him that he should teach me how to play pool. One of the other dudes was racking up a new game and he motioned for me to break the balls. Haha!

We played one game, where I was sure to stick my ass out every time I leaned in to take a shot. When the game was over, I asked a few of the guys if they wanted to come back to my place?!

Next thing I know I’m in my living room with SIX of these giant guys, listening to music, drinking beer, and flirting. It wasn’t long before one of the guys grabbed me by the waist and pulled me to him. His hands then moved down to grip my ass, and I couldn’t take it anymore!

I got down on my knees, unzipped his jeans, and start sucking on his cock with the five other guys watching!

I was slobbering all over this fool’s cock like it was a fucking piece of rare bloody ribeye and I was a dog pulling that shit off the bone. It was only making me more horny and I had enough – I needed the dick in my pussy like yesterday! ALL of the dicks.

So I stood up, turned around, grabbed this guy’s ass with each hand and shoved his cock inside me. He stuffed me like a Thanksgiving turkey it went so far up my vag and everyone just stood there while he was pounding me for daysssss. He railed into my pussy like a jackhammer with his thick cock and my eyes literally rolled back into my head.

When he finally pulled out and shot his cum all over my asshole, another dude immediately unzipped his pants and shoved himself inside of me too! This guy was even rougher, and he bounced me on his cock like I weighed nothing! Then another cock came at me—one dude wanted me to suck it while his buddy was fucking me, so I went for it! I’ve never felt so amazingly slutty in my whole life! These guys were making me their little fuck-slut, and I LOVED it!

When guy #2 was done, guy #3 moved in. This guy wanted to fuck my ass, so I went for it. And since my pussy was left “unattended”, guy #4 climbed into the mix and I literally had BOTH of my holes filled at the same time! OMG I’ve never felt anything so fucking HOT!!!

Probably needless to say, I fucked ALL SIX of them, had anal with at least 3 of them, and yeah, sucked all 6 cocks at one point, too!

Then when we were all spent, we sat around and smoked a joint they had with them. They told me I was one of the most “down chicks” they’ve ever partied with! I told THEM that when they are back in town again, they HAVE to call me! Now my pussy and ass are SORE AS FUCK, but god damn, it was worth it! I fucking love those rough and tumble biker dudes!!!

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I <3 Pussy! I'll Even Eat it in Class! (Kinda!)

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It was getting hard to focus in biology class the other day while the teacher droned on and on about Darwin, because I had been up all night working the phone, and came like a million times, but still wasn’t completely satisfied.

I needed a dick like meowww! Or a pussy…yeah, a pussy! I <3 pussy!

There was no desirable penis in my class today so I took a look at the pretty girl that normally sat a few seats to the right and two rows in front of me. She was beautiful; she had a petite, perfectly curated face with small features. She was tiny, maybe just under five feet tall. She was adorable and I had a mad girl crush on her. More than that!

I wanted to eat her box like it was candy. Lick it like a lollipop… suck on it for hours as if it were a jolly rancher.

The sugar from her sweet pussy all over my tongue, turning it a soft pink, just like I imagined her lips…

I snapped out of my daydream because my head hit the desk as I kept nodding off, my neighbor shaking my arm to wake me. Our professor didn’t take very well to us falling asleep in class. If you did, there would be severe consequences. In fact, if he caught you sleeping in class and you were a dude, he’d make you suck another guy’s dick in front of everyone. And the girls would get to choose who by anonymously putting names a bowl!

And if you were a young lady, he would make you suck HIS dick in front of everyone and then the guys would get to choose who to watch him have a threesome with by anonymously putting names in a bowl!

Ah, okay, I’m just kidding! ;) I don’t go to some crazy sex university where you can major in porn. And minor in orgies =D

I did however have a dream about that exact scenario one time when I fell asleep, in class…

In my dream I was licking this girl Natalie’s clit and pinching her tiny, pierced nipples really hard.

I stuffed as many of my fingers as I could up her vag hole and she was squirming and moaning loudly.

Then I laid out next to her and I took her hand and used her index and middle fingers to pull my panties to the side and shoved them up my pussy. My turn! So now we were both fingering each other in the back of the classroom, under the desks, in my DREAM of course! DUH!

In reality, I asleep in my chair again, my pussy soaking wet, dripping onto the seat, my ass cheeks definitely leaving sweat marks on the wood. In the dream her head fell back and hit the wall behind us, causing one of our classmates a few seats down from her looked over at us. I pretended that I didn’t see him watching and it made me even hornier. But he was watching alright, cuz in my peripheral vision I saw his hand go to pants, unzip, and whip out a hard cock!

We pretended not to notice as he began pumping his dick to us, while I was going nuts on her pussy with my fingers and my mouth. She began to do this loud, long whine….

I must have moaned out loud, cuz BAM I was back awake in class, with no pussy in my face and no face in MY pussy, and no dude sitting next to me stroking his big brown cock to us.

< Le sigh >

I know I fantasize and dream a lot, but my god, it’s so much fucking fun!

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I Couldn’t Help Myself– I Fucked My Brother-in-Law! (And I want 2 do it again!!!!)

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“Fuck me harder!” I was yelling into the phone just a few hours ago.

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I’d been watching myself in the big closet mirror, hitching up my dress and pulling my panties aside to look at my freshly-shaven pussy. I’d just gotten home from my day job and I was still in my office clothing, standing in my bedroom. I’d barely had time to put down my purse when I’d gotten the call.

“Take off your clothes now” he commanded me, “but leave on your heels”.

I obeyed, unbuttoning my blouse, undoing my bra, sliding my skirt and panties to the floor.

“I’m naked. With black heels.”

“Get on the bed.”

So I laid down for him, spreading my legs, my heels digging into the mattress.

“I’m on the bed, baby. What should I do now?”

“Put a finger in your pussy.”

I obeyed. It felt so good after the day I’d had! I’d started slapping and pinching my clit, too, moaning into the phone for him. I DO get REALLY LOUD when I play with myself—seriously. Neighbors have complained!

Anyway, I was fucking myself nicely for him, enjoying the thought of his decent-sized and very nice-looking cock inside me.

“Shit, babe, you’re making me cum already,” my boyfriend’s voice sounded breathless on the other side of the phone. I could hear the skin-on-skin sound of him pumping his dick furiously on the other end, picturing MY perfect pink pussy, and I knew I was gonna cum too.

Sometimes he likes to watch me to dyke out and lick a young 18-year old’s pussy, other days he wants to fuck me- and CUM- in my ASS; sometimes he has me sit on his cock in the back of a movie theater– all kinds of shit like that.

We are both pretty adventurous in this way. So today he wanted phone sex- he’s out of state on a work trip, and he says I shouldn’t just save up all the good phone sex for my clients! Lol

So I’d promised to make him cum over the phone before he went to bed, and before I started my shift on the phone here. It’s three hours later where he is, so the timing was perfect.

“Mmmmmm, my sexy little slut. You always know how to make my cock explode. I really should go—super early meeting, babe. I’m gonna sleep like a baby now, though. Have a good shift and a good night, K?”

My finger was still in my pussy at this point and I pulled it out, made a loud and clear sucking noise, which always turned him on, and kissed him goodnight into the receiver.

“My pleasure baby” I said, “talk to you soon,” and hung up.

I was laying there, thinking about getting my ass up and making a quick dinner when outside the slightly-cracked bedroom door, I saw my soon-to-be brother-in-law standing!

“What are you doing here?” I said, grabbing a robe and pulling it over me. I was shocked and my heart was totally racing- you know how it is when someone is there and you had no idea, right? I was ABOUT to be mad for the invasion of privacy, and also out of sheer embarrassment, but I could see an erection in his jeans, and I wondered how much more intrigued we BOTH were than embarrassed???

Obviously, he’d heard it all, or at least a lot. And, I mean, anyone else and probably I would have been pissed and ranting, but this is a man I have been attracted to since the second I met him, and the sexual tension between us had never gone away. I had been curious about his cock the moment my fiancé introduced months ago, though I tried to put it out of my mind.

I didn’t escape my attention that even though he started to apologize, instead of backing away or turning away from my half-covered body, he stepped in closer, entering my bedroom!

“Sorry, the door was unlocked…I was just looking for my brother…he wanted me to drop him off this letter.”

He was holding an envelope, and I looked up at him with my best puppy dog eyes. His erection was out of control, making a giant tent in the front of his jeans.

His WORDS might have been saying ‘sorry’, but his COCK was begging me to touch it!

“Thanks,” I said, and as I reached to take the letter, I let my robe drop!

“That was Mike I guess?” he laughed nervously, “the things you were saying on the phone…he never told me you were so…kinky.”

“You don’t know the half of it,” I said stepping towards, him, wrapping my arms around his neck, and shoving my tongue deep down this throat! I ripped at his jeans. I was going to live out my fantasy… I was going to fuck the shit out of my boyfriend’s brother!!!

I totally admit I didn’t want to give HIM any time to think about it and feel so guilty he would stop, so I dragged us both down onto the bed and quickly grabbed his thick cock and shoved it inside of me. I knew it was wrong, I knew we’d both probably end up feeling bad, but fuck if I could stop it! I’d wanted it for too long!

So we went with it…he slid cock in and out, pumping his hips into me, slamming me into the headboard harder and harder. I mean, he was really FUCKING ME in some almost primal way, like he just had to get his cock deep and deeper inside me. He fucked different from his brother- more desperately almost. It may sound sick but I think what really put it over the edge was how WRONG it was. The idea that we’d have this dirty secret forever between us made me want him all the more.

The meat of my pussy throbbed between us, shivering from each thrust, and I ground myself upward into him, shouting the word “fuck” over and over as I came so hard!

As I was finishing, my brother-in-law pulled his cock out of me and shot his load all over my inner thighs.

The heat of the moment spent I guess, I snapped back into reality looking up at his face.

“You better go” I told him.

“Are we ever going to do this again?” he asked.

“No,” I told him, thinking “FUCK YES!” as I said it!

I threw his clothes at him.

“Go.”

Quietly he gathered his stuff. But I have a plan! See, I don’t want to ruin it! If he thinks it’s STILL the forbidden fruit, he’s going to want me EVEN MORE now, right? I WANT to be able to drive him nuts whenever he’s around. I know this is dangerous shit and all—fucking your fiance’s brother, but hey, I’ve NEVER been a good girl, you know?

More to CUM the next time I see him! I’m gonna play a little harder to get next time! I’m going to have him BEGGING to cheat with him again. BEGGING for my tight little pussy even when he knows how much he has to lose if we’re caught! And then I’m going to fuck him better than he’s ever been fucked before! And maybe, just maybe, I’ll blog about it for you on here. ;)

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The first time I met him, I didn’t want to fuck him (going to call him Dan because we are not supposed to mention anyone directly on here). He’s older than me, by, like, a lot, but I’ve had my share of young boys, and they’re fun, but I’m always drawn to older guys. Older guys know how to be lovers! But anyway. I was just in a bad mood that night. My boyfriend had broken up with me because he was mad at me for working the phones so much.

So I went out to get hammered and I met Dan, and he was a gentleman, bought me drinks, seemed kind of shy but sweet, but I was all upset about my ex and got drunk-drunk– TOO DRUNK– and needed to get my ass home quickly. This happens.

 

But what’s weird is that I think I had a sex dream about him that night even though I thought I hadn’t been interested.

I remember some hazy dream where I think I was sucking him off or something while he stroked my pussy.

But honestly I’m not even sure it was him or just a guy who looked like him. I figured I’d never be seeing him again so it didn’t matter anyway.

Then I saw him again last night out another bar.

This second time I was out with my friend Stacey. And I saw Dan over at a table, alone, tapping away on his phone.

I went over to him and said: “Hey, I met you the other night.”

“Yes! Hello.” He tucked his phone into his inside pocket and smiled up at me.

“I apologize for the other night. My boyfriend had broken up with me and I was just messed up a little.”

“Yes you mentioned it several times.”

“Anyway…can I make it up to you? I feel bad for blowing you off, you were really sweet to me. I’m with my girlfriend Stacey over there, do you want to come sit with us?”

And he got up and straightened the suit jacket he was wearing and INSISTED on buying us both drinks again! It was so nice. He said he just wanted to be good to girls like us.

And Stacey—she’s kinda crazy—was all of a sudden like: “Dan, have you ever had a threesome?”

He had been about to sip his drink and his glass just stayed there tilted toward his mouth for like thirty seconds.

Finally he said: “Goodness. No. Ever. I. I. GOODNESS.”

But we could both see from his red face, and the giant tent suddenly poking out in his pants, that the idea of it turned him on.

So I picked up what she put down, I said: “Do you want to?”

The poor guy looked so nervous. He stammered an “Um,” and then finally I made it really clear.

“With us?”

Thirty minutes and one cab ride back to my place later we were all on my bed naked and Stacey and I took turns sucking his dick. When one of us was sucking him the other one sucked on his balls and it was fucking amazing! He loved it so much.

The shy little gentleman was hot for our whore mouths. “Ohhhhh yeah you feel so fucking good on my cock I love your fucking slut lips on my dick.”

Heehee. Yeah. I know Dan. I give awesome fucking head. For real.

Stacey is so fucking gorgeous. This short little blonde thing with curly hair and perky hard athletic B-cup tits. It’s fun to fuck guys with her.

And then omg fuck. Him. We. Did. After a while Stacey was going down on him and sucking him to his navel like the practiced whore she is, I decided it was time to sit on Dan’s face and ride him. AND. IT. FELT. SO. GOOD. You know I’ve never done that before? All my boyfriends thought it was gross. But not Dan, he loved it, he licked and sucked on my clit and moaned as I rode him while he pumped his aching throbbing dick into Stacey’s face. Stacey was rubbing her own clitty and getting so fucking hot. It was so fucking hot watch him fuck her cute little slut mouth.

I lifted my pussy off of his mouth long enough to hear him say “Babe, babe, I wanna fuck you. Please. Let me fuck you.”

And lol both Stacey and I at the same time were like WHICH ONE? He thought and pointed to Stacey and said “You first.”

Well sure!

So then I rode him while Stacey fucked him on top and then the hottest thing happened. Stacey and I made out on top of him. We Eiffel Towered sweet horny little Dan, he moaned and moaned that we were such hot fucking bitches and I sucked on Stacey’s tits and she bit into my neck while we rode him from both ends! It was so fucking good and eventually I came, I came so hard! My whole body was vibrating like a jackhammer, squirting into Dan’s waiting mouth.
…and now it was finally time to fuck him for real.

So Stacey and I switched places and she rode his face while he pumped his dick into my aching, hungry hungry pussy. Then he stopped and said “turn around” to us both. And we did obediently, facing away from him on the bed. We felt his dick slapping around our asses.

God it felt so fucking hot. I wanted to yell him to fuck me there. I wanted his dick in my ass, I wanted to give that to him.

But before I could even say anything he said “FUUUUUUCK!” and he came all over our sweet puckering little holes. It was so good. Threesomes are so fucking hot…it was even hotter giving it to a guy like him. I got his number this time too! I need to call him soon, let him fuck my ass for real!

…I’m wet just thinking about it actually. Maybe I’ll call him right now. I’ll need him to let me ride his face again though. Ta ta y’all.

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Remember us when you’re drunk and horny later! Can’t wait to have dirty, sloppy, nasty phone sex with you! ;)

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Ass LICKED & FUCKED at the Gym!

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I was so tired from taking care of the kids all day and hadn’t been laid in over a month, I was going CRAZY! I needed a quick fix, so as I was at the gym running on the treadmill, clearing my head, and I saw a reeeaaally sexy man I hadn’t seen before running a few machines down. I kept looking over at him and smiling. After I finished two miles, took a quick break and then moved to the stair climber machine right in front of the hot man so that he could see my admittedly hot ass in my tight pants.

So I got up on that stair climber… each ass cheek stepping up higher right in front of his face… I could see drops of sweat falling from his face in the window, the reflection of his face just staring right at it. IT being my beautiful round phat booty!!!!

He must have been watching it so hard he totally stumbled getting off of the treadmill!

“You ok?” I asked…

We locked eyes.

“Much better since you moved in front of me” he said.

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?” I asked, pretending not to know he was staring at my ass with a hard-on the whole time, like I wanted.

“Because you got some GREAT assets, beautiful” he said, or something like that.

And I said “well the gym clothing really does me NO justice…” as I ran my hands down my hips.

“Well let’s make this fair” he said, and he grabbed my hand and led me into the sauna.

No one was in there.

He pushed me against the wall face-first and yanked my pants down so hard he nearly ripped them at the seams.

“You’re right” he said, “these yoga pants do this ass no justice. But I won’t know if it’s PERFECT…until I TASTE it”.

With that, he spread my ass cheeks apart with his hands and stuck his tongue right into my asshole. Yup, right there into my asshole! Sweat was dripping everywhere, all over my ass, down his forehead, but we didn’t care. He wanted that ass! He licked and probed it with his tongue, pushing his face into my ass so far I don’t know how he could even breathe! I gave into the pleasure and stopped being insecure about being sweaty and whatever and just let him eat my ass like he clearly wanted. I never knew someone licking me there could feel so good! It made me want to FUCK! It made me want to stuff that hole even fuller!

Finally, turning me over, he was sucking my tits and he slipped his dick inside me, deep in my pussy, but as he pumped, his hands kept grabbing handfuls of my ass. I knew what he wanted.

I popped his cock out and slipped it further down, feeling with his cock head for my other hole.

He pushed inside me and at that moment I stopped even worrying about someone else walking in! I couldn’t think about anything but this hot guy’s cock in my asshole! He slid me all the way down on it, engulfing his cock in my round ass, making it disappear inside of me. Then he began these deep, long strokes, and I instinctively started to rub my clit as he pumped. Pretty quickly we were both ready to cum.

He pulled his massive dick out and blew his load all over my sweaty cheeks just as I finished myself off rubbing my clit.

It. Was. Awesome!

HO – LEE – SHIT.

He gave me simple kiss after this and just left the sauna, leaving ME butt ass naked, in a state of paralysis almost, unable to move I was just penetrated so hard! I had to catch my breath as I wiped his load of my ass with my towel. By freaking god I hope this guy is a new regular at this gym cuz I’ll come here every day if I can CUM with him!

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BLACKMAIL BLOWJOBS & more! (But fuck, I actually love it!)

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OH EM GEE YOU GUYS OK

Alright look so some years back I wasn’t in a great spot and I kinda stole a buncha stuff. I’m living the straight life now (thanks to you guys tbh!!!) and have kept my nose clean—well I mean legally lol—but I still gotta see my parole officer and shit and he and I worked out a deal…I don’t gotta see him that regularly…just as long when I DO see him I let him…do what he wants. ;)

Girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!   I got my own apartment now and a credit card and pay all my bills on time. I got a future!

And to keep that going I just need to SUCK HIS DICK once in a while. And I love sucking dick so THINGS COULD BE WORSE!

But here’ s a reason I’m writing this to you today. SO I go in this morning expecting everything’s just gonna be the usual—we meet, he whips it out, I suck him off behind his desk, DONE!
So we do our regular meet in our usual room and our usual “chit chat” as they say at the beginning and then when it’s time to do my “job” for him….

SHOWS UP ANOTHER GUY!!!

“Brought my friend along” my officer said, “It’s his birthday and I thought well you know what would be a better gift than one of those awesome BJs from a little slut like you?”

He looked like a normal guy but I could tell his cock was hungry to be sucked. And he TOOK OFF HIS HAT for me!! Chivalry’s old-fashioned but sometimes it makes a girl feel good too. He said pleasure to meet you ma’am! lol

Well then shit got real.

I shook his hand all nice to meet you and immediately Officer (that’s what my PO likes me to call him, OFFICER) pushed me down on my knees like he knows I like and took out his dick. The slapped me with it a little, not letting me get my mouth on it. Then he finally said SUCK IT and I did– I sucked him good like I usually do in my little black dress and hose and heels he likes me to wear. And his friend was like holy fuck! God I love it when guys really appreciate what I do! So I was sucking Officer’s dick real nice and then suddenly I felt my head get wrenched the other way. It was the friend all ready for me, hard as steel.

Good little slut. Good little fuckin slut he said. Take this all the way down your throat…

And I slurped down his cock down as far as I could, and was jerking off Officer with my hand at the same time this guys fucking my face. Oh I could tell he loved it- he was moaning and panting already!

And then shit got really real. See I like pain and Officer knows this.
He pulled me by my bobbing ponytail up and shoved me into the chair. He slid me down and stood over me with his dick out of his pants and fucked the shit out of my face holding my hair and screaming at me that I was a little fucking worthless whore bitch and he slapped my cheeks over and over and over. This was all par for the course as they say and I was fucking loving it I fucking love being told what to do and hurt.

And then suddenly I felt my legs go up like they were balloons. It was the other dude. He lifted me up and then Officer spun me around on the chair and lifted my cock-hungry slut body up by the shoulder and it was like I was flying I couldn’t even see what was happening. They laid me across Officer’s desk and his throbbing dick was so hard and I knew I could suck it for hours.
He grunted and took the back of my head in his hands and rammed it into my fucking face!

EAT IT with that little slutmouth! He said.

And then I felt Officer behind me. He parted my legs and thrust his cock IN MY ASS! I love getting fucked in the ass, though most guys don’t START there!

Anyway they were spit roasting me! They could have turned me around on their cocks! I loved it so much getting pounded from both ends! Officer grabbed my hands and made me grab the spikes of my heels and he said stay right there slut don’t fucking move. I was all trussed up and moaning through the tasty fucking dick in my mouth and they grabbed me by the head and legs and fucked me over and over and over and over.

Just when I thought I couldn’t take it anymore they both started cumming. They said they were going to splooge all over me. And then they both pulled out at the same time and shot their loads all over my back! They squirted and covered me neck to ass and I laid there on the desk panting.

I wonder if Officer will up the ante when I go back next time! So long as the guy he brings aint a total creep or anything, I’ll be down!!!

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The Most EPIC ORGASM Ever! …Alone!

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I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. I’m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I’ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I’ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I’ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!

I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn’t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you’re welcome!) or really were that naïve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS…

So just in case you haven’t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears “tickle” your clit and it’s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn’t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we’re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.

I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!

I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he’d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!

I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.

Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don’t think I’ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!

And sweet fucking Christ—no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!

I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!

I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head’s up! LOL

Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!
Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!

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COCK for lunch at WORK!

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I’m typing this at my job. No one knows. They just see at my desk, brow furrowed, pecking away– assuming I’m working on a report. Good secret huh?

There my boss goes. Hi Dan. Going out for coffee? That’s nice.

Fucker.

I got away with something CRAZY right now, and I’d rather tell you about it than work on this stupid goddamn quarterly so here it goes:

There’s this guy ______ here who I’ve had a mad crush on for MONTHS. Like, panty-wetting kinda crush, but I have usually tried to not mix business with my personal life—don’t shit where ya eat kinda thing. But yeah, I’ve fantasized about him many times but I’d never acted on it.

The point is I finally sucked his dick like 10 mins ago!

I got into work late today and collapsed at my desk rubbing my neck, probably looking like a hell-demon, when _____ walked over and sat on my desk and knocked over my coffee in the process.

I said what the fuck, but he apologized a ton…then added injury to insult by warning me of a huge overtime load that Dan was about to drop on me. I was like, you’re fucking kidding me??? And he looked all unhappy cute being like no no…I’m sorry, I just thought you’d want to know ahead of time. Maybe prepare yourself.

Can I get you another coffee? He asked me.

“Nah. You can do something else for me though.”

“Oh, what’s that?”

Everyone else in the office was fixated on their computers. I looked down at him over my glasses and ran a finger over his thigh.

“Let me tell you in the conference room. Maybe it’s a private thing.”
Sometimes you gotta be bold, fellas.

His face went white but we went into the conference room, where, by the grace of some fucking deco design choice when this building went up in the eighties, one whole side of the wall is a FULL LENGTH FUCKIN’ MIRROR.

Anyway, we didn’t have much time and I didn’t waste it. Soon as we locked the door I was rubbing his pants saying here, why don’t you make it up to me this way….he looked like his eyes were going to squirt out his fucking brains. But I unzipped his pants and got on my knees right there. And he had such a nice dick!

A bitch has got needs, bitch gets lucky now and then!

Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror again suckin on his monster plank cock in my little white blouse and skirt…oh it was HOT! I finally deep throated him all the way. I think my stomach lining hurts from this! I swallowed him all the way to his base, I lightly tongued his balls and I felt my whole body fill up with his cock it was like he was part of my body, like I could grow and feel around in his dick and it could just stay there. He loved that, I could tell, he grew weak. When I finally came up for air from Mount Penis I wheeled a chair around him and shoved him into it and stood over him and went down again. He couldn’t believe it, he kept saying oh fuck that’s good oh fuck that’s good oh babe don’t stop don’t stop don’t stopppppp!

I went down and up like I was deep-sea diving and I loved. Fucking. Loved. Feeling all of his dick down my mouth and past my throat. Fuck that looked hot seeing me suck his dick like that. Need a mirror like that for my own bedroom. I’m not gonna forget how that looked in a million years.

He said I’m gonna cum I’m gonna cum!

He fucked my mouth and my throat raw, pumping my face in violent strokes, building up his cum, getting ready to blast me.

I really REALLY wanted to have SEX-sex but we had to make all this FAST, before anyone noticed we were gone! So yeah, I he’s fucking my face, then says HERE IT CUMS!

He went to take his cock out, but I forced him back in my mouth. I’d (much!) rather swallow his cum than risk it making a mess elsewhere here at work. Not like I had a fresh shirt handy! Besides… I was more than happy to swallow all the evidence!

So I did—I gobbled his jizz down and licked that sweet cock clean. Then we just smiled at each other and walked out—I waited a few mins before I came out too so it didn’t seem obvious we were gone together, and then came back to my desk where I’m writing this now. My pussy is SOOOOOOOO wet and while I’m super glad it happened, now all I can think about is when am I gonna get to RIDE that cock???

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