Ok….so today I’m using this blog as a secret (well, from my other life—not from YOU guys!) spot to vent about my latest obsession: hooking up with a black couple!
So, like, I admit I’m kind of a whiter-than-white girl: big blue eyes, natural blonde, petite but with tits, whateves. People say I look like a short, busty Taylor Swift. Blonde. WHITE. OK? Preppy and kinda sporty.
ANYWAY.
So, I’ve fucked a bunch of Mexican guys, and went down on 2 Asian guys before, a black guy once, and I’ve hooked up with a few GIRLS too here and there. But lately I’ve been fantasizing non-stop about hooking up with this HOT couple who lives in the apartment above me. FIRST OF ALL, they FUCK LOUD! Dude—it’s like they are driving their bed through the damn floor!
JEALOUS!!! I want some big black cock pounding me that hard every freakin’ night!
But like I mentioned, it’s not just about this dude’s probably massive BBC—I think his GF is SUPER HOT too. She’s got a ROCKIN body I’m almost jealous of, cuz you know those black girls got that BOOTY! I’ve got, like, amazing pretty big tits, but I’ve always kinda wished I had more ass—like, HIP HOP kinda booty, ya know?
And this girl has it in spades! Her waist is like TINY and her booty is shaming JLo, for real. I’ve never even SEEN a booty like that, for real, IRL, naked. And the thought of it has been oddly turning me on for days! I bet she can do all that twerking shit too! I swear—THAT is how I’m gonna hook up with this couple! I’m gonna ask her for some twerking lessons! I bet anything she can move that booty, ya know?
So yeah, like, riding that BBC is a given, but the part that gets me the most wet is thinking about her wagging that nice booty in my face. I’ve never wanted to put MY FACE in someone’s ASS before—SEE? THIS is why I can only mention it to YOU GUYS on here! My straight friends already think it’s weird I’ve hooked up with sorority sisters in my past— they’d totally not know what to think if they thought I was wanting to LICK the ASS of a “SISTA”!
But that’s how it goes in my fantasy: she’s on her knees, and I’m behind her on MY knees, holding myself up by her ass, my face right in there, and she’s all clean-shaven (here’s to hoping!) and wet and moaning as I use my tongue to spread her open.
And so dude is behind me fucking my pussy—stretching it to the max with that fat black cock, maybe talking dirty to me—calling me his little white whore or something—and I’m licking and sucking her ass and pussy while she’s like “yeah baby” in that super sexy smooth black girl voice I hear moaning upstairs all night!
Then we both turn around and get on our knees and suck on his dick at the same time, letting our tongues touch as we take turns on his shaft, and she keeps looking at me with these sparkly eyes…dude…am I turning into a lesbian??? LOL Cuz shouldn’t I be MORE excited about that BBC up in my mouth? But NOPE—I’m picturing her pushing me down on the floor, those gorgeous black curls tickling my belly as she makes her way down to my pussy with those amazing full lips (again—jealous!). THAT is where I see it all going!
I’ll bet she can eat pussy SOOOOO good with that gorgeous mouth. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. This is how I get myself all worked up!
Seriously, HOW do I proposition this couple??? How do I get them to want to fuck me? Do I just go up to them and tell them “I hope you don’t think this is weird, but I think you’re both FUCKIN’ HOT and I want you both in my pussy ASAP?! lol
I HOPE HOPE HOPE she’s into chicks, and I swear I THINK I THOUGHT she gave me a LOOK once that was kinda flirty a while back! And I mean, I’m considered super cute…it’s just gonna be a matter of it she likes girls at all. Maybe I can befriend her first, and sort of get her drunk one night? And like, lean in and kiss her when we’re both buzzed on my sofa? GOD DAMN I WANT HER ROUND ASS! WHY? What’s wrong with me? Why is this thought possessing my freaking brain all day???
What IS IT about that round chocolate ass and those damn lips that makes my pussy just wanna LEZ OUT so hard?!
UGH! I think I have fucking jungle fever for this girl!!!
