my boyfriend is a fucking asshole. I can’t stand the things he says most of the time – he acts as if he’s God’s gift to women and maybe he can’t stand me since I also think…I mean I KNOW I can get with any guy I want and so we’re always arguing and saying shit to each other.
“Shut the fuck up, you slut. You don’t know what you’re talking about! EVER!” And we would go back and forth about the stupidest shit. I didn’t wanna back down so I always had to say something back. Yes, I’m a total fucking bitch. Whatever.
I don’t think we’re a good fit but it’s hard to leave him honestly. The sex is too.damn.good!
The energy between us is crazy when we’re fucking…it’s like the rage is pushing us to climax? Idek. It’s hard to explain it tbh.
Like there’s been moments when I thought I would pass out from being choked and fucked at the same time!
And then one day we were arguing as usual and then he slapped me, hard. Out of nowhere! WTAF. I was shocked for a split second. Even my mom doesn’t slap me! So I was mad and shocked.
We started to kiss each other sloppily and angrily. Like mad. He pulled my shorts and panties down while I pushed myself against him, unzipped his pants and pulled it out. He forced his hard, thick, pulsating cock into my wet ass pussy and we started to fuck hard right then and there against the wall. OMFG it was so hot.
We then moved to the bed and I rode on top of him and he was slapping me while I rode his dick! So I slapped him back. It turned me on so much that I started to buck him even harder.
I was wet and creamy AF! Drenched in my own sweat and filled with his thick cum. We both came so good and so hard.
I still hate his guts though.
I honestly wonder how long this rage fucking will last. Like will it stay good always or will it start to affect my mental health? Because now I’m addicted to assholes and will probably look for someone else who is just like him!😈
Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…
So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!
So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?
So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!
So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!
I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)
Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!
God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.
Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”
Totally including a pic that best matches the moment!
Today I want to blog about BLOWJOBS! As a phone sex operator, I give a lot of phone head. It takes a bit of creativity (but not too much!) to imagine a hard cock in my face with just a voice on the other line. If he’s got a deep voice, I picture a thick, veiny but short cock. 5 inches, max. If his voice is more mid-range, I picture one of those curving cocks that swoop upward towards the sky, with a really defined dark pink head. If he’s got a softer voice, I picture an arrow-straight, smooth, skinny and long cock- 8 inches maybe- pointing right at my lips. If he’s got a Euro accent- I know he’s probably uncut, and so I make sure I let him know I’m peeling back that sexy foreskin first! And a black cock…well, that’s easy, isn’t it?
So, the obvious thing here is that GUYS LOVE BLOWJOBS. I don’t think anyone will argue that. So why does it seem that SOME women aren’t into giving them? Are they just total prudes who deserve our scorn? Or are they BJ sluts-in-waiting, and the “right” cock is going to unleash their inner whore? I was pondering this question all last month, so I decided to do something about it.
Since I’ve always been more than happy to swallow the meat stick, I started to ask some of my more “normally-employed” female friends about if they do, or don’t, give head. I’m changing their names to protect the innocent!
“Leah” I’ve known for six years. She’s 29, works at an insurance company, has one kid, and has been dating the same guy for more than a year. When I asked her if she “gladly gives head”, she said “sometimes”.
I pressed further: “What times don’t you mind—or actually LIKE—giving head?”
As it turns out, Leah was using head to fend off regular sex. As in, when she didn’t feel like having sex but her partner wanted it, so was “placating him” (my words, not hers) with a blowjob instead. No wonder she wasn’t really into it—it had become the compromise between them when she wasn’t feeling super sexual.
“Monica”, as it turned out, loves giving head. Maybe TOO much. She’s 26, and I’ve known her for about three years. She manages two buildings, and this affords her A LOT of free time. Apparently, she fills this free time with blowjobs! She’s not dating “anyone special”, but she’s blowing half of Koreatown, apparently, married and otherwise. For her, she likes the power. I must admit I was a bit surprised. I mean, I knew she was kind of a wild child, but I had no idea she was sucking off half the city- even married guys!
“Kim” is exactly what I was expecting to find. Kim is 34, a realtor, single, and told me she doesn’t like giving head. When I fished, I found out that Kim has a sensitive gag reflex, and always had feared that one day she’d end up puking on some guy’s cock. And since this had kept her from doing the deed too often, she now worried that her “BJ skills” left much to be desired. In fact, Kim was pretty sure her last boyfriend left her for another girl specifically because the girl in question allegedly gave great head!
“Becky” and “Lisa” 27, and 31, are both in relationships, and tell me that their boyfriends always seem to want more head. Becky said she “didn’t mind” giving it, but didn’t know how anyone could “love it”. Lisa said she liked it alright, but felt loathe to give it up to a guy who hadn’t either 1) committed to her, 2) gone down on HER first!
Blowjobs…who knew they were political?!
Finally, I talked to “Jill” who said she WANTED to love giving BJs, but felt she wasn’t very good at it, and didn’t feel she looked sexy while doing it, so she hardly ever did.
That’s when I decided to hatch another experiment: could I give the girls who WANTED to be better tips that would cause them to enjoy it more? I decided it was time to share what I know!
I set up a “blowjob workshop” and invited Becky, Kim, and Leah, and Jill. (I decided Monica and Lisa didn’t need my help!) After a few glasses of vino, I took out the bananas…and turned on the PORN!
Can you imagine how HOT it was to have 4 ladies (plus myself) packed onto my back patio, deep-throating bananas? It really brought out the BI in me, but this was for SCIENCE, after all, so I kept my horniness in check and stuck to playing teacher. With my banana in hand, I showed them how to control their gag reflex by nose-breathing, and learning to let the tongue relax. I showed them how and where to squeeze, how much and how intensely to stroke, and threw in a few personal faves like a tongue-swirl over the head that always drives my guys nuts. All in all, it was a great night filled with sexually-charged ladies—what could be better?
Kim was a big surprise—the girl who was afraid of gagging learned to master the deep-throat in under 2 hours! She was SO excited to go on a date to try out her skills! So, being the sweet wonder-slut that I am, I set her up on a date with my friend Keith- someone I knew I could rely on for an honest response. Sure enough, Kim and Keith hit it off, and the night ended with his lovely cock down her throat…and they both loved it!
Jill showed great improvement too- she was dating someone for a few months and was able to try out what she learned on him that very night! I’m happy to report that she blew him away- literally! He asked her “where she’d been hiding” her suck-skills, and she only laughed and told him there was a lot about her he didn’t know yet!
Suckey Like a Good Girl!
That’s right ladies…are there ANY ladies listening? Or am I just preaching to the men? If you ladies are out there, hear me now: BLOW YOUR GUY! If you don’t think you’re good at it, LEARN! I’m sure he won’t mind you practicing on him! If you are worried you don’t look sexy, or look “funny” doing it, trust me when I tell you that with his cock in your mouth, you’ve NEVER looked hotter to your man!
And guys…they don’t call it a blow JOB for nothing! It’s fun, it’s sexy, but it’s also hard work! If you want your lady to go down, make it NICE down there! Sweaty balls are not appetizing! Shower, and please, for the love of god, wax or at least trim back your forest of pubes! And don’t forget to tell your girl how HOT it gets you to see her mouth around your cock! And, last but certainly not least, don’t forget to RECIPROCATE and eat your lady’s box right! Hmmmmmm…maybe I just came up with my next blog!
So I’m a fast driver- I can’t help it- and it’s worse if I’m running late. Early this year, I was coming back alone from happy hour with the girls, going about 85mph on the freeway, and, you guessed it—siren! I was being pulled over. I made my way to the shoulder. One cop came up to the driver side of the car. The other came to the passenger seat but didn’t seem to want me to roll down that window.
“License, registration” the one on my side said coldly.
“Of course” I said, and dug them out and handed them over.
He looked closely at both as he stood at my window.
“I’m sorry, officer,” I said, “I totally know I was driving too fast. I was running late- I know that’s no excuse.”
When I said this, I looked in dead in his eyes, and sent my best pretty girl vibes at him.
I continued, “but I just don’t get out much, so I was really excited to meet the girls at the bar and hopefully meet some new guys.”
When I said this he handed back my license and registration.
“Meet guys, huh?”
He shot the other cop a glance, and cop #2 took out a phone and walked a few feet off, apparently making a call.
“Yeah. Single life can get pretty boring” I said, and let my hand fall casually against my low-cut top. I know my breasts looked REALLY good in it, all overflowing the top practically.
“What kind of guys are you looking to meet?” he asked me, and I thought I started to see the faintest trace of a smile. I really hoped he wasn’t messing with me.
“Well….” I said, letting my hands fall to my lap where my short, tight skirt seemed to be creeping up my thighs, “I don’t know…I guess, guys that like a good time? I especially like men in uniform,” I added sweetly.
My hand came up and grazed my cleavage, letting my middle finger run slightly between my large breasts. It seemed no man could ever ignore my natural DD’s, but I was going to make certain this one wasn’t the first! I arched my back in my seat, heaving my tits a few inches closer to his face.
“Well I hate to give you a ticket…you seem like a VERY nice lady…but the problem is, if I don’t, I’m afraid you won’t learn a lesson.”
As he said this, I could see a bulge in the front of his pants grow. He was getting hard thinking about teaching me a lesson! And I must admit, right then my panties started to get a bit wet.
“What if…” I asked him, “there was another way for me to learn my lesson, besides getting ANOTHER ticket? I really, really can’t afford a ticket right now”.
“Hmmm” he said, leaning in closer to my window, bending down towards me.
“Suppose there was an –unconventional way—for you to learn your lesson tonight without getting a ticket. Would you open to that sort of thing?”
“I’d be VERY interested,” I said, smiling at him.
The officer was jotting something down on his pad.
“There’s a motel just off the next exit. Head there RIGHT now. Check in under ‘Mrs. Rogers’, and keep the door unlocked. Just wait.”
Stunned, I took the piece of paper. I didn’t know what to say!
“Go,” he said, “now”.
Nervous, I pulled back onto the freeway, heading for the next exit. Was this really happening? Had I just turned a ticket into some kind of sex? Could I really just fuck this total stranger? And a cop, of all things?! I felt scared but thrilled at the same time. He really was kind of hot, in that crew-cut military sort of way.
I found the place and checked in in a daze, and then sat on the bed, feeling very strange. It was well over an hour before the knob was turning and the officer was walking in. He was still in his uniform.
“Are you ready, you bad little girl” he asked, approaching me on the bed where I sat, “to learn your lesson?”
“Yes” I said.
“Yes, DADDY,” he corrected me.
Yes, daddy,” I said, quickly playing along, “I know I’ve been REALLY BAD”.
“Mmmmmmm” he groaned, stroking at the front of his pants, letting his hand cup the rather sizable swell coming alive beneath the navy material. He slowly removed his belt and gun, finally taking his pants to the floor.
I think I actually gasped out loud- it was maybe only 5 or 6” long, but it was THICK as any I’d ever seen. I must admit, when I saw it, I knew I’d made the right decision!
“Come here” he said, standing at the edge of the bed.
I crawled to the edge on my knees and looked up at him imploringly. He took that fat, beer-can cock and put it up to my lips.
“You’ve been a very bad girl, speeding on the freeway like that. Don’t you know how dangerous that is? There’s only one way to deal with a bad girl like you. You need to suck on THIS until daddy knows for sure you’re sorry. If you’re REALLY sorry, you’ll TASTE my forgiveness, and then you can go.”
I parted my lips, letting first the head, and then the thick shaft, slide down my throat. He moaned.
“That’s right, baby, suck it like a good girl. Show me how sorry you are for speeding on Daddy’s freeway. Mmmmm, yeah, take it all in….”
With the cop’s dick in my mouth, I really couldn’t believe how much I was enjoying it! With each moan, I got more into it—sucking, licking, slurping…it’s like I couldn’t get enough of his cock! I wanted it further and further down my throat. I’d never let a man dominate me this way, and it was freaking hot! My hand milked the shaft as I slurped that wide pink head, wanting suddenly to do it better than anyone ever had.
I could tell he was getting close, so I went even harder, faster, and he obliged, holding onto the back of my head and pumping my face as hard as he could, losing control of his composure. It was hard not to gag on all that cock but I didn’t want to spoil it!
“Oh god” he said in a cracking voice “what a dirty, dirty mouth you’ve got on you, little girl. So much dirtier than the others. I’m gonna fill it up until you choke on it.”
My pussy was gushing with juice at this point. I slipped a hand between my thighs and started to rub my clit as I kept sucking. He thrust into my mouth with long, deep strokes, and I could tell he was going to blow.
I cupped his balls as he gripped my head, pushing his cock as far down my throat as it would go, spurting hot against my tonsils. I swallowed, once, twice, a third time, letting his throbbing cock expel what seemed like 3 or 4 loads down my throat. Finally he pulled it out and rubbed it the last of it all over my face, coating me in cum and spit.
“Oh yeah…” he groaned “you sure learned your lesson”, and he was quickly tucking that gorgeous cock away, back into his slacks.
“We’re done for now,” he said, tucking in his shirt, “but if I catch you speeding again, you KNOW what daddy is gonna do? He’s gonna find another hole for this thick cock. Really punish you next time. It won’t be this easy.”
With that, he left, and I’ve been speeding down that same bit of freeway ever since!
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