My boyfriend wants sex all the time and OK FINE I do too. But he never wants the sex that I want! I like to be eaten out and have my pussy licked and tongued in every corner and he hates that and he also doesn’t like getting his dick sucked! I don’t get it!
Guys can u help me out here!?!? Guys who don’t like getting their dick sucked?! Lol call me on my shift plz I need to talk to you and help me figure this out.
But ANYWAY I showed him up the other night hahaha. LET ME EXPLAIN.
We were at this party at our friend Josh’s place. Now Josh is the kind of guy who’s loud and the life of every party and he throws so many parties himself he’s always got the chance to be the life of one.
Anyway we’re drinkin and someone tells some stupid joke about how girls hate dicks. And I was like I don’t. Everoyn turned to look at me and I said well I don’t! Some women LIKE cocks you know. And Josh was like really?

I was like really REALLY, I even like giving head! I think blowjobs are fun!

Everyone else got kind of awkward and some people left at that but fuck em they are just haters I don’t need haters. I said yes, I love giving head, I WILL SAY IT LOUD IF YOU NEED I LOVE GIVING HEAD. Welll then everybody left at that point. Everyone but me and my boyfriend and Josh.
Josh said geez every girl I’ve been with was afraid of my dick…it hurt my feelings sometimes. I said oh really. Why? Show me.
Josh looked at my boyfriend like really man, your girlfriend just said she wanted to see my dick! My boyfriend nods like hey man, it’s not my dick, you get to do what you want with it, lol. So he took it out and it was HUGE! I don’t need big dick all the time for sure, but my goodness, his was so big! It was like he just kept taking more dick out of his pants! It was out there and then there was an energy in the room. I looked at it all huge and soft and hanging there and I knew.

 I KNEW I had to get that cock in my mouth, like, right now, in the least!

I said very softly looking Josh right in the eyes: Can I touch it? He looked at me so purely and I could see he wanted to fuck my mouth. And I was aching for it my tongue and lips were tingling with how bad I wanted that cock. He nodded yes and then we both looked at my boyfriend, thinking what are we DOING…lol.
My boyfriend said “Shit this’ll be hot”
WHAT?!?!
First I thought YOU THOUGHT THAT’D BE HOT AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME!? Lol but then was like well ok then this is gonna be fucking sexy…I wrapped my hands around his dick. Josh looked at me it felt so warm and sweet and then he started to get hard. Oh it was good. I kneeled down right there and started sucking.


Thank God he was shower not grower lol I have my limits too.

But I sucked his big veiny fleshy cock and it filled up all my mouth and I took it all the way down my throat!

It was so fucking hot! I hadn’t sucked a dick in so long! I sucked him and sucked him with my ponytail bobbing behind me and I heard Josh groaning talkin dirty like I LIKE he was like yeah you little slut you like my dick you like sucking me you’re such a good little cocksucker you’d eat fuckin cock all day…well what can I say lol.
I was loving feeling that dick on every part of tongue and mouth and the back of my throat. And then…then I felt my boyfriend. Kneeling over behind me. His hands on my back, then around the front of my shirt, which he started to unbutton. He got his shirt off then squeezed my tits. All while I was still sucking our friend’s cock! Oh my God it was hot! He tried to unzip my skirt but I was still on my knees so he could only get it so far down. But I got what I was doing and had an idea…
I said hold on (after taking the dick out of my mouth lol) and got up and manuevered Josh onto the bed. It was at the perfect height….
I told Josh to get on his knees on the bed. Then I wooshed my skirt and panties off and bent over the bed. I turned around to my boyfriend and said Fuck Me.

And then I turned back to sucking Josh’s big lovely meaty dick and then my boyfriend plowed me from behind!

Oh Jesus they double-teamed me like there was no fucking tomorrow!!! Seriously this had never happened to me before! I got that delicious cock in my mouth while my aching cunt got pummeled in the best possible hottest kind of way. It was so good. My eyes went into the back of my fucking head. I didn’t even have to do anything, just bent over there letting these two guys have their way with me and screw my slutholes until they had everything they wanted!! It was amazing!!!

My boyfee moved from my pussy to my ASS, even, pounding like crazy, more excited than he’d ever seemed. OMG I just let them both have at all my holes while I just sucked and bounced away!

We all wanted to come so bad so I said CUM all over my fucking face and they did! They painted me with their cum and I swallowed and licked it all!

God it was good!! They were breathing and wheezing and red and couldn’t believe what they had just done! My boyfriend looked pretty satisfied lol. But Josh looked like he had something just quick on his mind…
He asked if he could eat me out and I said YEAH OF COURSE RETURN THE FAVOR. so down he went! He licked and sucked lightly at every spot in and on my pussy and clit. Oh that hasn’t happened to me in so long. My boyfriend was looking at us like lol at least this means I don’t have to do it. hahaha
And then I came. And we all felt amazing. We all got into bed with each other just coming down. Some guy knocked on the door and said y’all still talking about dicks? LOL. I told him yes like go the fuck away.

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I told him I WOULD NOT FUCK HIM.

I said it in no uncertain terms. I’m married with 2 kids. I love my husband. But when I saw that cock, I KNEW I had to suck it.
That’s not cheating-cheating, right?
It all started when he carried my groceries out to the car. He’s at least 10-15 years younger than I am. He’s probably legal to buy cigarettes, but not alcohol, I’d guess, but I never asked. He clearly flirted with me as he loaded up my trunk.
This happened again and again over the next few months—I’d do my weekly shopping, and he’d be the one to help load up my car.

 

I noticed he had a pretty sizable bulge in his pants, and thinking about his young, probably inexperienced cock made my panties very, very wet.

The flirting got more and more obvious until he finally asked me if I were single. I held up my hand with the ring.
“Your husband is very, VERY lucky” he told me, “I hope he knows it”.
“I’m not sure he does,” I said, fiddling with the bottom of my shorts, biting my lip. I gave him the eyes—you know which.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” he said, “is there anything I can do…to, uh, help that situation?”
“I can’t fuck you” I told him bluntly, “I can’t cheat like that”.
“Oh” he said, starting to turn away.
Then I said “but I CAN do other stuff”.
“Yeah?” he smiled.
“Yeah,” I smiled back, “what time do you get off?”
I was back 4 hours later, picking him up in my car, hoping no one noticed. He made nervous small talk as I made my way to my house. I escorted him upstairs to the bedroom. I took off my overcoat to reveal the sexy purple lingerie I was wearing. His jaw dropped. Did I mention I LOVE younger guys????


“We can’t fuck…” I repeated, “but I’m going to SUCK your COCK like it’s never been sucked before”.

“Yes, please,” he said, and leaned in to kiss me.
“NO” I told him, just this…”
And I got down on my knees. Slowly, so as to make the moment last as long as possible, I undid the button of his jeans. He moaned almost too quietly to hear. I unzipped his jeans, and I could already feel that hardening hunk of meat expanding- pushing out into the new space, happy to have room to grow. I slipped the jeans down to his ankles. He was wearing black boxer briefs- my favorite. I pulled those down too.
When I saw it finally—that long, thick, hard, pulsing cock, I almost fell in love. It was a gorgeous dick- perfect in every way. I licked my lips and looked up at him.
“Tell me you want me” I said.

“I want you so bad” he said, shuddering as the tip of his cock entered my lips.

Slowly, gently, I massaged the tip with my tongue, swirling the head, popping in it in and out of my mouth. I felt his hands on the back of my head, guiding me down, eager to get further inside. So I let him- I opened up my mouth and throat and let him slide ALLLLL the way back until his cock was tapping at my tonsils.
“Oh my god YES” he was saying as I deep-throated him vigorously, also working my hand on the shaft as well, tugging his balls too. I wanted to FUCK that cock soooooooooo fucking bad, but THAT would be REAL cheating. I’d have to just hammer away at my pussy later with a toy. For now, it was just his cock and my throat, taking him all in. The more I wanted him, the more excited I got, the harder I sucked.

I took his cock out of my mouth and slapped myself in the face with it.

It felt so good I did it again, HARD! When his cock THWAPPED my face my pussy cramped up in pain—it actually aches sometimes when I get THAT horny, and oh boy, it was aching! I laid his cock right up my face so I could lick his balls underneath while my hand massaged the tip. I could tell by his breathing he was getting close. I slapped myself with that meat a few more times, looked up at him with “fuck me” eyes, and then jammed his cock back down my throat, sucking as hard as I could!

I grabbed his perfectly smooth ass cheeks and guided him into my face until his balls were squashing my chin.

“OH MY GOD” he shouted “I’M GONNA CUM!”
I wanted the best of both worlds, and I got them—I let him pump the first couple of squirts down my throat, swallowing his sweet cum. But then I pulled him out to let the last few squirts hit my face and my neck.

I closed my eyes and let this BOY jack the rest of it all over my nice make up. When it was finally spent, I rubbed this glossy tip on my lips, taking one last taste.

I sent him home after that, and grabbed the nearest toy. I’m not exaggerating here: I literally masturbated for 2 hours after he left!

I jammed that vibrator into my pussy, against my G-spot, I laid it against my clit, and I finished with it in my ass. I fucked myself RAW thinking of that cock, and what it would be like to ride it. I SWEAR I won’t cheat and fuck another man. But sucking a cock? Not REALLY cheating. What my hubby doesn’t know won’t hurt him, and shit, how do I know HE’S not getting his knob polished by his cute secretary working those long hours anyway, right?

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This hot MILF sure showed him how us older ladies do it!
I sure showed him how us older ladies do it!

My mouth and throat are so sore.

I never imagined I could take a dick like that Jesus Christ my body feels like it’s gonna need to sleep for 20 hours.

Ok, I’ll back up here.
Look so—ok look I’ll just say it I don’t think I’m old. I’m 35. I’m at that age where even dressed up nice, there’s definitely always hotter young things in the bar for guys to check out. But I know my body and I know a guy’s body. I know what’s going on.
So I saw this pretty short young thing the other night walking home from the diner I always go to. Dark hair, little tight jeans, loose button-up shirt, headed down the sidewalk. He was taking his time and stopped to get a weekly so I caught up with him and saw he had the most gorgeous face. Words from women smarter than I could be written about this face. My pussy felt wet right away, seeing him turn around and cock his sweet head up at me.

I knew I had to fuck him. I had to fuck him and as long as he wanted to too it was going to happen. My cunt was a vibrating bell on my bottom. I had to.
“Where you headed?” I said to him slyly.
“Home,” he said. He grinned this bashful, sweet smile.
“What could possible be at home?” I asked, giving him more of the eye than I’ve done in a while.
“Homework,” he emphasized. “I have an exam tomorrow.” I thought Fuck me girl, THAT young? and it must’ve showed on my face, cause he said “I go to the University.”
“Third year? Fourth year?”
“Uh. First…”
“Oh for—look, you want to get a drink instead?”
“I just came from the bar.”
(At least 21 then. Score!)

“Then come up to my apartment instead,” I said. I felt so reckless but there was an ache in me starting from below and filtering up through my skin that had to have his cock inside me, it had to touch all my nerves and muscles, I needed to feel him stuffed and consumed. I needed this young boy’s flesh!

And he followed me! He said ok!

We walked into my building and up my three flights of stairs, and as soon as I closed the door behind us I dropped to my knees and pulled down his pants and started sucking his cock!

Oh he was surprised and wasn’t expecting it but already it went from soft to growing firm in my mouth. I thought oh this was such a good idea, such a good idea!
He said something I didn’t catch and I was like WHAT? And he said “I’ve never done this….no one’s ever…”
I said sssh, you feeling good, champ? You want me to stop? He was like GOD NO! I said well, licking his smooth hard lightning-rod cock now, tonguing my way up and down the sides of it, well it isn’t every day you fuck a stranger you just meet, now isn’t it?
No, he stammered…I mean, that’s new too. I’ve just never. I’ve never had a. I’ve never had a.
Oh my God. I realized it. Oh my God! Was I giving this boy his first blowjob?
AWESOME!
“So no one’s ever sucked your dick before, huh?” I said, stroking him lightly as I said it.
“Noo…” he said. Poor boy. Pants around his ankles barely able to contain himself.
“Alright,” I said. “Get up. Get out of all those clothes.” He did as he was told, taking off his socks and shirt. I sat down on the bed. On my knees. “Come here. Stand right there.”
He did as he was told and then I sucked his dick again and I could feel and sense his every tremble! His desire and excitement was so peak, this 19-year-old kid was getting his cocksucking cherry popped and I was swallowing it.

I deep-throated him and I swear I *heard* his eyes go in the back of his head.

I went fast, in out, in, out the tip of his cock in my throat then on my lip, throat then lips, throat then lips.
“You’re so fucking…I mean I can’t…ahhhhh.” he said, standing there buzzing and vibrating like an electric sign as I sucked him harder and deeper than I ever have. Then finally I guidded his hands and I said “Fuck me.”

He looked at me wild like are you sure and I yelled (ok, well yell-mumbled, I had a dick in my mouth) “FUCK ME!” and then he went at it! He pumped my mouth like a machine! Oh my God it was so hot he held me firm on the bed and pumped his huge throbbing dick in and out and in out of my waiting slut lips!! It was so fucking hot. He got it all the way down to where I could lick his balls! I was filled! I’d wanted it so bad and I was rubbing my clit ferociously as he fucked my face as hard as he could!
I came with his dick still pumping in my throat, engorging my clit. I moaned and just sucked slowly on his cock, sucked it slow and nice and hard while my body came back down to earth. I sucked him like a lover already, like his cock in my mouth was a blanket I didn’t want to let go of. My body was shaking I’d cum so hard!
And then…he hadn’t yet. I started blowing him lightly this time and I could feel him gearing up for it. He was going to empty his whole body down my throat. Well that frail little boy FILLED ME UP. He yelled and thrust allllll the way into my face until I’d gulped down every last drop. Oh I think he had a pretty good time with me…
Later lying on the bed he was like “How old are you?” and I was like DON’T EVEN START. I gotta work in a bit. You’re going to have to leave.  And that was that!

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I’m typing this at my job. No one knows. They just see at my desk, brow furrowed, pecking away– assuming I’m working on a report. Good secret huh?

There my boss goes. Hi Dan. Going out for coffee? That’s nice.

Fucker.

I got away with something CRAZY right now, and I’d rather tell you about it than work on this stupid goddamn quarterly so here it goes:

There’s this guy ______ here who I’ve had a mad crush on for MONTHS. Like, panty-wetting kinda crush, but I have usually tried to not mix business with my personal life—don’t shit where ya eat kinda thing. But yeah, I’ve fantasized about him many times but I’d never acted on it.

The point is I finally sucked his dick like 10 mins ago!

I got into work late today and collapsed at my desk rubbing my neck, probably looking like a hell-demon, when _____ walked over and sat on my desk and knocked over my coffee in the process.

I said what the fuck, but he apologized a ton…then added injury to insult by warning me of a huge overtime load that Dan was about to drop on me. I was like, you’re fucking kidding me??? And he looked all unhappy cute being like no no…I’m sorry, I just thought you’d want to know ahead of time. Maybe prepare yourself.

Can I get you another coffee? He asked me.

“Nah. You can do something else for me though.”

“Oh, what’s that?”

Everyone else in the office was fixated on their computers. I looked down at him over my glasses and ran a finger over his thigh.

“Let me tell you in the conference room. Maybe it’s a private thing.”
Sometimes you gotta be bold, fellas.

His face went white but we went into the conference room, where, by the grace of some fucking deco design choice when this building went up in the eighties, one whole side of the wall is a FULL LENGTH FUCKIN’ MIRROR.

Anyway, we didn’t have much time and I didn’t waste it. Soon as we locked the door I was rubbing his pants saying here, why don’t you make it up to me this way….he looked like his eyes were going to squirt out his fucking brains. But I unzipped his pants and got on my knees right there. And he had such a nice dick!

A bitch has got needs, bitch gets lucky now and then!

Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror again suckin on his monster plank cock in my little white blouse and skirt…oh it was HOT! I finally deep throated him all the way. I think my stomach lining hurts from this! I swallowed him all the way to his base, I lightly tongued his balls and I felt my whole body fill up with his cock it was like he was part of my body, like I could grow and feel around in his dick and it could just stay there. He loved that, I could tell, he grew weak. When I finally came up for air from Mount Penis I wheeled a chair around him and shoved him into it and stood over him and went down again. He couldn’t believe it, he kept saying oh fuck that’s good oh fuck that’s good oh babe don’t stop don’t stop don’t stopppppp!

I went down and up like I was deep-sea diving and I loved. Fucking. Loved. Feeling all of his dick down my mouth and past my throat. Fuck that looked hot seeing me suck his dick like that. Need a mirror like that for my own bedroom. I’m not gonna forget how that looked in a million years.

He said I’m gonna cum I’m gonna cum!

He fucked my mouth and my throat raw, pumping my face in violent strokes, building up his cum, getting ready to blast me.

I really REALLY wanted to have SEX-sex but we had to make all this FAST, before anyone noticed we were gone! So yeah, I he’s fucking my face, then says HERE IT CUMS!

He went to take his cock out, but I forced him back in my mouth. I’d (much!) rather swallow his cum than risk it making a mess elsewhere here at work. Not like I had a fresh shirt handy! Besides… I was more than happy to swallow all the evidence!

So I did—I gobbled his jizz down and licked that sweet cock clean. Then we just smiled at each other and walked out—I waited a few mins before I came out too so it didn’t seem obvious we were gone together, and then came back to my desk where I’m writing this now. My pussy is SOOOOOOOO wet and while I’m super glad it happened, now all I can think about is when am I gonna get to RIDE that cock???

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Today I want to blog about BLOWJOBS! As a phone sex operator, I give a lot of phone head. It takes a bit of creativity (but not too much!) to imagine a hard cock in my face with just a voice on the other line. If he’s got a deep voice, I picture a thick, veiny but short cock. 5 inches, max. If his voice is more mid-range, I picture one of those curving cocks that swoop upward towards the sky, with a really defined dark pink head. If he’s got a softer voice, I picture an arrow-straight, smooth, skinny and long cock- 8 inches maybe- pointing right at my lips. If he’s got a Euro accent- I know he’s probably uncut, and so I make sure I let him know I’m peeling back that sexy foreskin first! And a black cock…well, that’s easy, isn’t it?
So, the obvious thing here is that GUYS LOVE BLOWJOBS. I don’t think anyone will argue that. So why does it seem that SOME women aren’t into giving them? Are they just total prudes who deserve our scorn? Or are they BJ sluts-in-waiting, and the “right” cock is going to unleash their inner whore? I was pondering this question all last month, so I decided to do something about it.
Since I’ve always been more than happy to swallow the meat stick, I started to ask some of my more “normally-employed” female friends about if they do, or don’t, give head. I’m changing their names to protect the innocent!
“Leah” I’ve known for six years. She’s 29, works at an insurance company, has one kid, and has been dating the same guy for more than a year. When I asked her if she “gladly gives head”, she said “sometimes”.
I pressed further: “What times don’t you mind—or actually LIKE—giving head?”
As it turns out, Leah was using head to fend off regular sex. As in, when she didn’t feel like having sex but her partner wanted it, so was “placating him” (my words, not hers) with a blowjob instead. No wonder she wasn’t really into it—it had become the compromise between them when she wasn’t feeling super sexual.
“Monica”, as it turned out, loves giving head. Maybe TOO much. She’s 26, and I’ve known her for about three years. She manages two buildings, and this affords her A LOT of free time. Apparently, she fills this free time with blowjobs! She’s not dating “anyone special”, but she’s blowing half of Koreatown, apparently, married and otherwise. For her, she likes the power. I must admit I was a bit surprised. I mean, I knew she was kind of a wild child, but I had no idea she was sucking off half the city- even married guys!
“Kim” is exactly what I was expecting to find. Kim is 34, a realtor, single, and told me she doesn’t like giving head. When I fished, I found out that Kim has a sensitive gag reflex, and always had feared that one day she’d end up puking on some guy’s cock. And since this had kept her from doing the deed too often, she now worried that her “BJ skills” left much to be desired. In fact, Kim was pretty sure her last boyfriend left her for another girl specifically because the girl in question allegedly gave great head!
“Becky” and “Lisa” 27, and 31, are both in relationships, and tell me that their boyfriends always seem to want more head. Becky said she “didn’t mind” giving it, but didn’t know how anyone could “love it”. Lisa said she liked it alright, but felt loathe to give it up to a guy who hadn’t either 1) committed to her, 2) gone down on HER first!
Blowjobs…who knew they were political?!
Finally, I talked to “Jill” who said she WANTED to love giving BJs, but felt she wasn’t very good at it, and didn’t feel she looked sexy while doing it, so she hardly ever did.
That’s when I decided to hatch another experiment: could I give the girls who WANTED to be better tips that would cause them to enjoy it more? I decided it was time to share what I know!
I set up a “blowjob workshop” and invited Becky, Kim, and Leah, and Jill. (I decided Monica and Lisa didn’t need my help!) After a few glasses of vino, I took out the bananas…and turned on the PORN!
Can you imagine how HOT it was to have 4 ladies (plus myself) packed onto my back patio, deep-throating bananas? It really brought out the BI in me, but this was for SCIENCE, after all, so I kept my horniness in check and stuck to playing teacher. With my banana in hand, I showed them how to control their gag reflex by nose-breathing, and learning to let the tongue relax. I showed them how and where to squeeze, how much and how intensely to stroke, and threw in a few personal faves like a tongue-swirl over the head that always drives my guys nuts. All in all, it was a great night filled with sexually-charged ladies—what could be better?
Kim was a big surprise—the girl who was afraid of gagging learned to master the deep-throat in under 2 hours! She was SO excited to go on a date to try out her skills! So, being the sweet wonder-slut that I am, I set her up on a date with my friend Keith- someone I knew I could rely on for an honest response. Sure enough, Kim and Keith hit it off, and the night ended with his lovely cock down her throat…and they both loved it!
Jill showed great improvement too- she was dating someone for a few months and was able to try out what she learned on him that very night! I’m happy to report that she blew him away- literally! He asked her “where she’d been hiding” her suck-skills, and she only laughed and told him there was a lot about her he didn’t know yet!

 

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That’s right ladies…are there ANY ladies listening? Or am I just preaching to the men? If you ladies are out there, hear me now: BLOW YOUR GUY! If you don’t think you’re good at it, LEARN! I’m sure he won’t mind you practicing on him! If you are worried you don’t look sexy, or look “funny” doing it, trust me when I tell you that with his cock in your mouth, you’ve NEVER looked hotter to your man!

And guys…they don’t call it a blow JOB for nothing! It’s fun, it’s sexy, but it’s also hard work! If you want your lady to go down, make it NICE down there! Sweaty balls are not appetizing! Shower, and please, for the love of god, wax or at least trim back your forest of pubes! And don’t forget to tell your girl how HOT it gets you to see her mouth around your cock! And, last but certainly not least, don’t forget to RECIPROCATE and eat your lady’s box right! Hmmmmmm…maybe I just came up with my next blog!

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