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I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. I’m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I’ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I’ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I’ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!
I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn’t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you’re welcome!) or really were that naïve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS…
So just in case you haven’t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears “tickle” your clit and it’s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn’t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we’re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.
I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!
I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he’d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!
I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.
Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don’t think I’ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!
And sweet fucking Christ—no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!
I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!
I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head’s up! LOL
I’m typing this at my job. No one knows. They just see at my desk, brow furrowed, pecking away– assuming I’m working on a report. Good secret huh?
There my boss goes. Hi Dan. Going out for coffee? That’s nice.
Fucker.
I got away with something CRAZY right now, and I’d rather tell you about it than work on this stupid goddamn quarterly so here it goes:
There’s this guy ______ here who I’ve had a mad crush on for MONTHS. Like, panty-wetting kinda crush, but I have usually tried to not mix business with my personal life—don’t shit where ya eat kinda thing. But yeah, I’ve fantasized about him many times but I’d never acted on it.
The point is I finally sucked his dick like 10 mins ago!
I got into work late today and collapsed at my desk rubbing my neck, probably looking like a hell-demon, when _____ walked over and sat on my desk and knocked over my coffee in the process.
I said what the fuck, but he apologized a ton…then added injury to insult by warning me of a huge overtime load that Dan was about to drop on me. I was like, you’re fucking kidding me??? And he looked all unhappy cute being like no no…I’m sorry, I just thought you’d want to know ahead of time. Maybe prepare yourself.
Can I get you another coffee? He asked me.
“Nah. You can do something else for me though.”
“Oh, what’s that?”
Everyone else in the office was fixated on their computers. I looked down at him over my glasses and ran a finger over his thigh.
“Let me tell you in the conference room. Maybe it’s a private thing.”
Sometimes you gotta be bold, fellas.
His face went white but we went into the conference room, where, by the grace of some fucking deco design choice when this building went up in the eighties, one whole side of the wall is a FULL LENGTH FUCKIN’ MIRROR.
Anyway, we didn’t have much time and I didn’t waste it. Soon as we locked the door I was rubbing his pants saying here, why don’t you make it up to me this way….he looked like his eyes were going to squirt out his fucking brains. But I unzipped his pants and got on my knees right there. And he had such a nice dick!
A bitch has got needs, bitch gets lucky now and then!
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror again suckin on his monster plank cock in my little white blouse and skirt…oh it was HOT! I finally deep throated him all the way. I think my stomach lining hurts from this! I swallowed him all the way to his base, I lightly tongued his balls and I felt my whole body fill up with his cock it was like he was part of my body, like I could grow and feel around in his dick and it could just stay there. He loved that, I could tell, he grew weak. When I finally came up for air from Mount Penis I wheeled a chair around him and shoved him into it and stood over him and went down again. He couldn’t believe it, he kept saying oh fuck that’s good oh fuck that’s good oh babe don’t stop don’t stop don’t stopppppp!
I went down and up like I was deep-sea diving and I loved. Fucking. Loved. Feeling all of his dick down my mouth and past my throat. Fuck that looked hot seeing me suck his dick like that. Need a mirror like that for my own bedroom. I’m not gonna forget how that looked in a million years.
He said I’m gonna cum I’m gonna cum!
He fucked my mouth and my throat raw, pumping my face in violent strokes, building up his cum, getting ready to blast me.
I really REALLY wanted to have SEX-sex but we had to make all this FAST, before anyone noticed we were gone! So yeah, I he’s fucking my face, then says HERE IT CUMS!
He went to take his cock out, but I forced him back in my mouth. I’d (much!) rather swallow his cum than risk it making a mess elsewhere here at work. Not like I had a fresh shirt handy! Besides… I was more than happy to swallow all the evidence!
So I did—I gobbled his jizz down and licked that sweet cock clean. Then we just smiled at each other and walked out—I waited a few mins before I came out too so it didn’t seem obvious we were gone together, and then came back to my desk where I’m writing this now. My pussy is SOOOOOOOO wet and while I’m super glad it happened, now all I can think about is when am I gonna get to RIDE that cock???
I work the phones because I need the money(!) but because I also like the work. My husband doesn’t seem to care, so whatever. He’s also about 14 years older and never fucks me anyway, so I suppose he knows this is how I’m getting mine, ultimately. It’s good, I guess—he could care, and then we’d have a real issue because I wouldn’t be getting ANYTHING or have any extra cash! As it is, he works all day and I take calls from home, along with keeping our house tidy and other general wifely duties.
Yesterday was WAY slow so that when I answered my ringing phone, I didn’t notice it wasn’t my WORK line but instead it was my private line ringing.
“Hello there,” I answered in a sexy voice. This is how I always answer the phone, I’m programmed now and can’t help myself!
“Hi, is this Jana?”
“Yes, this is Jana, who is this?”
“It’s Ron…from back in high school.”
“Oh my God! Ron!”
Ron was my old boyfriend from high school and I hadn’t heard from him in like 7 or 8 years at least! We dated and then broke up right before I started having sex, so I had always kinda wondered what would have happened if I’d lost my virginity to him instead of the next guy. (Who wasn’t nearly as hot, I must add!) Now here he is calling me fifteen years later!
“Yeah it’s me. I know it’s sudden, but my company relocated me back here again, and so I thought I’d, um, look you up. I never forget about you, you know.”
I couldn’t believe how sweet that way—calling me up after all these years and saying that! And I admit that his voice was already turning me on the way that happens on the phones. He’s even sweeter than before, but all grown up now! I tried to picture his body filled out in those manly ways. Did he have a hairy chest now, unlike back then? My clit was rising under my skirt thinking about his potential “new” man-ness!
I can’t help it or tell you why besides that it was just so natural to me, I moved my hand to my pussy and pressed on it softly.
“Jana,” he said, “I know it’s been a long time but I thought maybe you’d like to see me?”
“Yes,” I said breathlessly. It was so surreal. It awakened something young and free in me just talking to him again. I don’t know if you understand. I hope, for your own sake, you know that feeling.
“Why don’t you come over? Right now. I’ll text you my address.”
My hubby should be gone for at least another two hours, so it seemed like an OK idea, since he was only about 10 mins from me after all.
I put on a pair of heels because…I mean fuck, what was I supposed to do?! When he got there I was kinda floored: he arrived in a very nice shirt, tie, and slacks, and smelled so good. He was a beautiful sight to behold! People from my hometown usually don’t make it. The boys don’t always become men. But he was a man now. He looked so good!
I opened a bottle of wine and we sat down on the couch and sipped.
After some small talk, he slip over right next to me on the sofa.
“I’ve never stopped thinking about what it would be like to…HAVE you.”
“Me too” I admitted, and he reached over and unbuttoned my shirt, reaching into my bra, cupping my tit. I was instantly aroused. He had definitely learned a thing or two about moves over the years. He lifted up my skirt and took off my panties and I gave into the all of it and laid down naked (heels still on!) on my back on the rug right there in my living room.
And OMG he ate out my already-wet pussy and finger-fucked me for nearly half an hour, he filled my hole and buzzed my hot screaming little clit, it was like lightning, it was amazing. I saw fractals in the ceiling, it was like being on drugs what he did with my pussy!
And then right before I thought I couldn’t hold it in any longer, I was going to squirt buckets right onto his gorgeous fucking face, he stopped and came up to kiss me and I knew what I was going to do.
I pulled down his pants and took his cock in my mouth. I remembered his large cock so well, the way your lovers parts never really leave you. And it turned out he remembered what I liked. He gripped my head and inserted his dick all the way down my throat, feeling around in there and thrusting into me. It tasted so fucking good. I loved his fucking dick in me like this. I looked up at him with my big eyes and my hair around my shoulders as he gazed down at me, his hands firmly around my cheeks and ears, fucking my face just how he wanted it. I was amazed how long he could last. I put my hands behind my back and every time he pulled out to let me breath I told him I fucking loved his dick and I wanted him to fuck me for hours. He could see I meant it and he didn’t lose control. He took everything he wanted.
And then the front door opened.
“Jana?”
The only way you can react in these situations is to stay calm, I thought. So I didn’t move, I daintily shifted around to look at him and said: “Hi honey. Honey, this is Ron. He’s an old friend.”
“Hi there,” Ron said calmly. He was following my lead, good, letting me take control of the situation. “Nice to meet you.”
My husband looked like he’d seen a ghost. He was standing in the open doorway looking at a stranger with his hard dick inches away from his wife’s mouth. I guess in situations like this you say the obvious, because he said: “Are you…sucking this guy’s cock?”
And then I asked the obvious question. “Do you not want me to?”
My older husband knows he doesn’t fuck me- we argued about it for years before I gave up, so I guess I figured that HE must have figured that someday, there might be consequences. But I had tried to push this day out of my mind—the day I got caught fucking someone else. But then a CRAZY thing happened! My hubby closed the door, came over, sat down on the sofa, looked me hard in the eyes, and said:
“So keep sucking already.”
I couldn’t believe it! He was INTO it! He unzipped his work slacks and took his dick out and started stroking it. Teddy nodded, seemingly unphased by this new development, and placed my hands on the sofa and lifted up my skirt. It was the hottest thing that’s ever happened to me. He fucked my pussy raw, handling my hips like a machine. I was shrieking and screaming and rubbing my clit furiously as he pounded me, all the while with my hubby watching, jerking his own cock furiously as this guy is face-fucking his wife right in front of him with his huge cock! I was gagging on the thing, tears of pleasure streaking down my face, cunt throbbing without even being touched!
He started calling me a whore and a slut and said I was getting what I deserved. It was so hot I always came just hearing him say that! I’m his dirty little slut! A dirty little whore! I’d gotten to be that on the phones for work, but never at home!
My husband and Teddy locked eyes and nodded, and Teddy pulled out of my throat. They had me. They completely had me. I got on my knees and they both loomed over me, pulling their dicks.
“No penetration for you today…” my hubby said….”you have to EARN that next time”.
They he told me to beg for it. I told them I wanted it. They told me I was a little slut who didn’t deserve their come in her wet little hole. I said please please please cum for me, give it, I want it so bad, please please please please please please please please I was almost CRYING I wanted their release more than I’d ever wanted anything for myself or anybody else.
With a loud “YES, YES!” they finally both began to CUM, maybe one triggering the other, spurting and gushing on my face as I lapped at both their throbbing cocks with the tongue.
With their cock-heads they smeared their jizz all over my face, glazing me in their man-juices, coating me like the slut I have always really wanted to be. A little fuck-slut.
“That’s my dirty little wife” my hubby said, “and if you want to fuck her next time, you have to invite me to watch.”
Seriously, I about died of JOY in that moment, and I CANNOT FREAKIN’ WAIT to fuck Ron with my hubby watching now—that was the hottest thing EVER! So yeah, don’t be jealous, but I’m going to be sucking and fucking random cock now right in front of my husband.
I wish YOU GUYS could join! ;) XOXOXOX
But you can have the very next best thing by calling 1-800-PHONESEX! You can live this fantasy with me, or one of my hot girlfriends right now, baby!
K kids, since it’s almost Valentine’s Day, I thought this would be a red hot and nasty fucking blog to share with you guys! ;)
So I’ve been with my boyfee for 5 years, yada yada yada, about two weeks ago I had asked him what his ultimate fantasy would be? We’ve done threesomes (with girls) to death, so I was kind of wanting to try something new. So I waited until we were a little drunk, and I threw out the idea of a threesome, but this time, with another DUDE. I was super sure he was going to act all weird, but he kinda shocked me when he said he’d actually really love to WATCH ME get fucked by a BIG BLACK GUY!
I had no clue where this came from—we hardly know any black people! So I that’s what I said, and HE said he knows a guy at work that’s like 6’ 4”. He said it wasn’t about the guy other than that- he’s def straight, but that the thought of watching me bounce on and choking on a giant black cock drove him nuts, but he didn’t know how to bring it up. (I’m a petite Asian girl- only 5 feet tall, 90lbs, BTW!)
So I have never been with a black guy before except on the phones for work, so I was kind of excited at the idea. So I have no idea what he actually said to the guy, but when he came, he made sure everything was perfect. We had cocktails and beer, 420, porn on a big screen, a fire going—all of it was set up like a freaking movie! Me and my boyfee just sort of sat quietly, listening to music till he got there. When I opened the door I was actually super stoked because he was way hot—like Kobe hot- and I swear I must have grinned ear to ear. He was polite too, and came in and we got a drink in his hand. He seemed kinda nervous too.
Have you ever done anything like this? I asked him.
Not really he said.
After we smoked a J, I stood up and stripped out of my dress.
What should I do? I asked the boys.
Dance for us my boyfee said, turning up the music. They were both sitting on the sofa, so I walked over and danced, moving my hips, waving my ass in their faces, playing my best stripper role! Lol
So I undid my bra, and when my perky little tits (guys LOVE my tits—they’re small but perfectly-shaped and have the tiniest lil nips!) popped out, this guy’s boner went off the charts! I really wanted to see it, so I looked over at my boyfee as I put my hand on the guy’s pants.
Can I take it out, baby? I asked.
Yeah, take it out.
The guy sat back as I undid his jeans. My boyfriend was watching me so intently! As I pulled this thing out, it was like a giant fucking brown anaconda! For serious it was longer than my whole face. It was like a tree trunk!
Suck it my boyfee commanded me.
I took a deep breath and opened my mouth. I had relax my jaw and open it as wide as I could to fit that fat chocolate mushroom head in there without scraping it with my teeth! It filled my whole mouth- I was thinking how the fuck I was I going to suck all of it? So I relaxed the back of my throat and let this giant thing slide down, filling my entire mouth and throat like a giant sword I was gonna swallow. I almost gagged and I looked up to see the guy biting his lip, clearly loving watching me struggle.
That’s right white girl—choke on that fat D, he said.
My boyfriend was unzipping his jeans, his hand was on his cock now and he was stroking it, silently watching me do my best to swallow that giant pole.
Then the guy moved forward on the sofa, grabbing the back of my head and forcing himself even deeper down my throat. My gag reflex was sounding off, and I felt like I was gonna puke, and yet it was so hot. He held my face to him, jamming that giant cock down to what felt like my chest.
Now fuck her with that my boyfriend said, and all at once that thing was out of my throat and I could breathe again.
Get on top on him, so I can watch you bounce of that fat black dick he said.
He laid right down on the floor, and I climbed on top of him, positioning myself over that snake. As the fat head pushed into me, I think I yelled out OH GOD! It hurt, and it wasn’t even halfway in yet!
C’mon baby…you can do it. Let him split you open with that fact black dick. You can take it, you dirty whore.
The guy pulled me down onto it, until it felt like it was busting into my belly. I’ve never been filled by a cock like that before! He began to buck upward as I rolled my hips into him. It hurt at first, but after a few mins I could not believe how fucking amazing it felt! He started to pant.
Oh my god you little white bitch you sooooo tight…you like to seduce big black guys with this tight little pussy huh? And make your boyfriend watch too, huh, you little whore?
Yes! I screamed
You like that fat ghetto dick, huh?
Yes! I screamed again.
Mmmmmm he moaned…dat little white pussy is gonna make me cum too soon!
Next thing I know my boyfriend is standing up, cock in my face.
Fuck her doggy he says.
I get up and flip over, wondering if I can take all that cock this way, but I don’t have time to even worry about it because suddenly I feel that cock jam into me HARD!
And my boyfriend get in front of me and says suck my cock.
Suck my cock while he fucks you, you little dirty whore.
I opened my mouth and began sucking his cock—it felt small now compared to the giant arm I’d had in there minutes earlier and it was easier to breathe. But oh my god that pumping from behind- and then that thrusting in my face—I was literally being fucked on both ends, and I was loving it. I know it sounds super slutty, but fuck it, it’s the truth. I felt like I was the hottest sex toy in the world, and I like the idea of being totally used by these two guys.
Oh yeah bitch the guy said…I hear you on the pill so I’m gonna blast a fat load up in that tight little white girl pussy.
Yes I said. My boyfriend began to moan too.
I’m gonna blow too. I’m close!
And then they both started pumping hard and fast. I was like a vibrating kebob caught between them, with my boyfee jamming his rod into the back of my throat, and that fat black cock sliding in and out of my pussy. The harder the guy thrust, the harder I moaned, and the further it pushed my boyfees cock down my throat. Suddenly I felt him go–pumping his juice down it, and then suddenly the guy behind me was holding my ass tight, squirting what seemed like pump after pump of his juice inside me. I was being stuffed with fluid on both ends, and felt greedily, dizzily happy.
So happy, I even went to both guys on my knees and obediently licked each of their cocks clean, lapping up any jizz that wasn’t already inside me as they petted my head like I was a little dog. God…even writing this right now is getting my panties soaked. I seriously cannot wait to do that again. My boyfee says next time he’s gonna make my take that BBC in the ass! I’m a little scared but way excited for that one!!!
Ok so I’m going to trust that y’all aren’t going to get me in trouble for this! Not like anyone will know who I am but STILL! It’s THAT naughty! And first let me say that I’m NOT a nympho or some kind of sex freak and I have never done this before—but it IS hard to “shut off” that part of myself at my mall job after working the phone sex lines over the weekend.
It would prolly help if I could flirt or get some sexual attention at work as a release, but of course the ONLY men or guys who come into this chick store are the boyfriends being dragged in by their girlfriends, so they are well guarded! LOL Anyways for whatever reason this past weekend was really stimulating, and then I got to work Monday and it was boring as f*ck! We were having the slooooooooooowest day and I was counting the minutes, and my mind started to wander. I was thinking about some of the weekends calls and how hot some of the guys sounded. That’s the thing with phone sex- you just get a voice and so it’s kinda mysterious and that makes it extra sexy. So I was thinking about the calls, and before I knew it, I was all worked up, feeling all PORNO inside! And I was like, I HAVE to do something about this cuz this is ridic! So I totally keep this little lipstick sized vibrator in my purse. And the way the back of the shop is set up, there’s like a podium or cashiers station or whatever you call it at the back register, so people can only see me from about my tits up if I’m sitting behind there.
So there’s no one in the place- it’s a Monday during the middle of the day so it’s always slow- and I slip my toy out. I turned it on to hear how loud it would be in there to make sure the buzzing didn’t make too much noise but the music they blast on the speakers pretty much covered the sound. So I obvs couldn’t take my pants off or anything, but I just put the toy to my clit right through my black work pants. And I think my level or horniness had to have something to do with it, cuz it felt way intense. Like, TOO good—the kind of good I expect when I’m 2 glasses of wine into the night, if you know what I mean! It was so crazy—here I am rolling and rubbing this thing on my clit all behind the counter, but keeping a totally straight face from the tits up for the people passing by. And they were- people were walking past the shop, and I’m sitting there with this thing blasting away at my clit! It was kinda awesome! This pretty hot guy was just outside the store, probably waiting for his girlfriend in a nearby shop, and I started to fantasize that he’d wander in to ask a question or something, and catch me playing with myself. Only instead of being weirded out or whatever would PROBABLY happen IRL, he gets turned and on, looks around carefully, then gets down on his knees and crawls behind the podium.
I totally pictured it as I rubbed my pussy– how he’d crawl right up to me and then unzip and unbutton my pants, sliding them off. Then my panties. Then he’d bury his face in me, licking me and lapping at me- eating me gratefully like I’m his last meal…until I cum in his face. Then he’d want me to suck his dick of course, and it would be fat one, and so he’d sit on the chair and I’d get under the podium where no one could see me, and he’d take his fat cock out and whisper “hurry- my girlfriend will be here any minute” and then feed it to me. I’d suck on and he’d say “you’re such a crazy chick, sucking a stranger’s cock right here, playing with your pussy like that” or something like that. And he’d have to keep a straight face as I suckled him, trying not to show it. The more dangerous it felt, the harder I’d suck, desperate to get his jizz before the party was broken up by his GF. And I’d tell him I’d never done this before but now I’m going to do it all the time, and I’d swallow his whole shaft and tug on his balls and grab his ass and pump him into my face harder and harder, making sure he knows I give the BEST head!
As I pictured all of that—some strange guy shoving his sword down my throat now– I got closer and closer to climax. I prayed no one walked in so I couldn’t finish the job—there was no stopping at that point- I was gonna cum. And right at the moment—swear to god—the guy looks up at me and sees me staring at him all intently, and our eyes lock, and I cum looking in his eyes all the way across the store and through the window. And the really crazy part is that I think he KNEW! I mean, he gave this weird sort of half smile- a sexy little grin, then he WINKED at me, and walked away! My heart was racing and my underwear felt soaked through all the way to the pants—I looked down and there was a wet spot! I had to totally hide behind the podium as much as I could until it dried. But the whole rest of the day I kept thinking about that GUY and if he knew, and how hot it would be if he did! His GF would NEVER guess in a million years that shit was happening while she was trying on clothes I’ll bet!
See what I go through for you guys? :P You make me so horny all the damn time I so dumb shit like literally masturbate at work and almost get caught! I mean, it’s so stupid—I wouldn’t just lose my job, I’d like, be a sex offender or something! That’s nuts! Why are people so uptight about sex?!!! Anyhooooo that’s my secret, don’t f*cking judge me, K? I’m NOT a pervert, I swear! Sometimes a girls gotta do what she’s gotta do. Don’t hate!
We gotta admit…us girls don’t know jack about football. But we know how to fuck and we know how to say just the right words to make you CUM!
And at least we can Google to see who’s playing, right? ;)
Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…
So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!
So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?
So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!
So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!
I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)
Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!
God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.
Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”
Totally including a pic that best matches the moment!
Is it still okay to say the word ‘fat’? Or should I say ‘thick and curvy’ or ‘bbw’ instead? I don’t know. Why do we have to be so damn PC if everyone is thinking it?? Whatever.
I’m constantly amazed by how much internet porn has grown to the point where there’s something for everyone – including those who love big women!
Enjoy this sexy GIF I stumbled upon today and yes…we do have sexy, BIG women at 1-800PHONESEX!
Call now if you’re a chubby chaser! ;)
If you think about it, the world hasn’t changed much. Sure, magazines aren’t as popular as they used to be – they’ve only been replaced by something more accessible, the online space we call the internet. I still do like magazines though; I mean…how else am I going to tape up a picture of Chris Hemsworth to my wall while I masturbate?
Yeah, magazines ARE still pretty useful ;)
So enjoy this cover ’cause we’ve got plenty of sexy content (aka dirty pictures) to quench your thirst baby!
