I can’t see my toes. My feet are so swollen that none of my shoes fit anymore except for Crocs!

And my god, I am horny all the time. Like ALL. THE TIME. This is what being preggo is like!

Every man I see I want to jump his bones, right then and there, wherever we are. On the sidewalk. I wanna push him against the side of the building. Sit on his lap at the bus stop. I want him to bend me over the mailbox on the corner of the street and fuck me silly with cars passing by. My damn hormones!

This guy at the cafe where I had three breakfasts today… I wanted him in the kitchen of the cafe, leaning over the oven while he pounds me.

Or me at the cash register, ringing someone up, and he is behind me, under my dress, annihilating my pussy from behind.

But when you’re almost seven months pregnant– and single– let’s just say I’ve felt invisible to men lately. So when I saw that same guy AGAIN on line at the pharmacy later that day, my mind went: WOOT WOOT!

 

 

And my big pregnancy mouth– with NO filter– asks him what he’s doing later!

And check this– he says “Nothing, I’d love to take you out, in fact!”

So it started there. A dinner. I asked him if it bothered him that I’m pregnant. That’s when he tells me that no–he actually LOVES pregnant women, almost like a fetish, I guess. I’m calling that PURE LUCK on my end!

So I’ll fast-forward to what I KNOW you guys wanna hear…

At my apartment later, he starts rubbing my belly. Rubbing my belly turns into touching my (SUPER SENSITIVE) breasts. He gently pinched the darkened nipples, then asked if he could suck them…

He did! He sucked them, tugged on them, motor-boated them.

Then his hand slid down thigh, up my dress, pulled aside my panties, and I felt his fingers slide into my wet pussy.

YES I whispered…

Laying back, a feeling of pure pleasure washed over me as he fingered my eager twat. I knew I HAD to fuck him. But with my big belly, clearly missonary was NOT an option!

FUCK ME I whispered again, and he smiled, rolling my onto my side. He peeled off the rest of my clothing and removed his. Then he got behind me on the sofa and I felt his cock enter me. FUCK is the word that popped into my head. Like, FUUUUUUUUCK, that feels good!

He worked his cock in and out gently, building up speed and pressure.

I didn’t see his cock there behind me, but it sure felt amazing and pretty fucking thick! Like, seriously good, and he started to increase the speed of this thrusts, pumping his cock in and out of me faster and faster and OMG it was amazing and my pussy had wanted this for SO long!

YES I screamed this time, as he gripped a leg and continued to thrust deeply into me.

YES YES YES I moaned, ready to cum. And so was he! Clearly, getting me prego was NOT a worry (!), so I told him to PLEASE CUM INSIDE OF ME.

I could feel him on the brink, and I reached down around my belly (not easy to do, sadly!) and started to rub my clit.

YESSSSSSSS! I screamed, cumming so hard all my neighbors surely heard!

Then I felt his cock throbbing inside me, expelling burst after burst of cum.

When we were both spent, he laid there behind me for a while, just holding me and my belly. You’d have thought HE was the father! As it turns out, he IS a father with 2 grown kids. Him and his wife HARDLY fuck anymore, and she’s fixed so no more pregnancies for her, but HE apparently has a HUGE FETISH for fucking preggo ladies! SO yeah, I’ve got some great sex for at least another month or two until I pop!

After that, who knows?

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It’s back to school these days for me…and it’s so fucking boring! Ugh, I wish I could just be on the phones all day but you know, never hurts to have an education, eh?
But I’m lucky that I have at least ONE professor I like…he’s so funny and smart and HOT in those tight khakis and ties he wears! I’ve taken to wearing little skirts and crop tops to his classes even….mmm and even I didn’t have any idea where it would go…
Because TODAY he asked me to hang back after class! I was so embarrassed I was like am I in trouble? And he told me “now missy, I just couldn’t help but notice you’ve been a little distracted in class lately. I’m just worried about you. Is something going on?”

LOL. I dunno my English professor, I can only think about your dick in my mouth when you talk?

I didn’t say that. I didn’t know what to say! I was so FLUMMOXED (There’s an English word for ya) that I could barely form a response!

He said er….hello? Did you hear what I said?
I’m sorry Professor, I said! I’m a daydreamer!
Oh yeah? What’s on that perv little mind of yours all the time then? He grinned.
Ok look, I have exactly one layer of self-control about this kind of thing! I just kissed him! And then looked in shock cause I was like oh geez now what am I gonna get kicked out of class or…?
But he kissed me back! He said oh my goodness I never knew!! I mean you were always so….

Shut up and fuck me, I hissed back, and hiked up my skirt.

Oh God it was so good!! Before I knew it his dick was poking around down there straining to get inside me. I bent over his desk and gripped the side with my crop top and belly on the cool wood and he entered me and FUUUUUUUCK god DAMMIT it felt amazing!! Teacher’s pet? Lol.

He leaned over as he thrust into me pulling my hair, his tie sweeping my back and his breath hot on my ears. I can’t tell you how fucking hot it was, fucking my teacher! My sweet big hot teacher cramming his huge cock into my tiny cunt!

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I almost came just thinking about it but I wasn’t done yet!!! I had to suck his dick!!!

And luckily he was thinking the same thing. ;) Spun me around and that look in his eyes just said heyyyyyy. Didn’t guide me or force nothing just let me do what I want and what I wanted was that cock…I love to suck dick and I started just teasing him, just tickling around the head and the buckle on his belt jingled he shook that much from my mouth!

I bobbed and licked his shaft until I knew he could barely stand it then throated his sweet cock right to the end!!

He said holy shit your mouth feels so fucking good! I put my hands behind my back and kept sucking and licking all over him like I know how to do and I’d missed so MUCH like holy SHIT my fucking TEACHER!
Noticed his wedding band on his ring then. LOL. I popped my mouth out and kept pumping him with my hand and looked up and winked said “Sure your wife won’t mind?”
“Oh well….” he sweated “.maybe…won’t have to…tell her about this-“
Then I throated him again and he stopped talking. Good boy. Hehe.

I pumped up and down on his cock like a piston, my mouth and throat were going that hard!

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He played with my hair but not rough just let me do all the work. ;) his cock tasted so fucking good but I needed it in my pussy one more time!!
I turned around and spread myself for him right there on the desk again, and then to my surprise with those strong arms of his he picked me up!

“Oh my God Professor T_____!!!!!” I yelled and boy he liked that lol.

He held me in those thick arms and thrust pummeled my pussy like no tomorrow! God I’ve never been fucked like that so GOOD lol it was amazing I threw my head back and just let him fuck me!!
I knew he was gonna come good and I wanted it so bad but I was just about to come!!! I said no no wait wait baby I’m gonna come I’m gonna come just wait just wait because holy fuck I was in such a frenzy like I didn’t even know my own fucking name it was that intense!! I said keep fucking keep fucking keep fucking me and then holy SHIT I felt it like a wave it started in my toes and spread all the way through my legs and body until my cunt was just about to scream!!

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I said I’m COMING I’M COMING and he said fuuuuuck and just as he shot his load I came and SQUIRTED everywhere!

It just kept coming and I couldn’t stop it!!! Like holy shit I’ve never come that hard before!!!! I just kept coming and coming and by the end I could barely move I was just strapped right into his body.
We, uh, made a mess.
Later as I was putting my clothes back on I said so you were saying I was….distracted in class?
He shook his head. Didn’t even have words, lol.
I cocked my head. I can pay a little better attention now maybe.
He laughed.
A+? I said.
Yeah! A+. That’s right, sly fucker.

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I fucking hate doing laundry. But it’d been like a month since I’d done it so it was seriously time to wash my panties. Even the cute lace ones, though I haven’t had a proper date in what feels like months! Anyways, I’m down in the laundry room, sitting there catching up on some reading while the machines are going. The damn washer kept rumbling and shaking really violently, so I went over and put my hand on it to see what was up, but despite that rattling, it seemed to be working fine. Thank god. This week had already been a long one!

 

I was so tired I leaned against it, and noticed something – tingling in my pussy and nipples.

 

I looked at this washer like maybe it could help me with some of my stress. LOL.   It was after midnight – I doubted anyone would be coming down there, so I pulled my big tits out of my nightie and started to play with them…sucking them bit, getting myself more and more worked up.

I lifted myself in my little nightgown up on the washer. Now I’m a big girl– an official BBW– and I’m proud of it. There’s LOTS of me to love, and I’m NOT shy at all!

 

So I spread my legs open, pulled my giant tits free from the top of my nightie, and rested my back against the wall, pulling my panties to the side.

The shaking was rushing through my body and I was tingling everywhere. I walked my fingers down my pelvis and I started tickling my clit. The luscious fat of my booty was shaking violently this thing was running so rough, that I wished there was a hot guy around to watch that big ass quake! I tilted my head back and was rubbing the shit out of my clit.

I was sitting there cumming – straight gushing onto the top of the dryer when I got caught!!!!

This young college guy from 2 floors above me walked in!!

I nearly fell off of the dryer I was so shocked. He just laughed and went over to the next one that wasn’t running to get his clothes.

“Did I interrupt something?” he asked me.

I was so embarrassed my cheeks were red and I didn’t speak.

“Don’t be shy,” he said and came close behind me, “I’ve seen you around before. And, uh, I really like women with CURVES. REAL WOMEN.”

“Oh yeah? I asked, “have you been with a BBW before?”

“Just once…but it was the best night of my fucken life” he smiled, moving closer to me.

“How old are you?” I asked. I always saw him walking with a backpack on and schoolbooks in his arms.

“19.”

“You lie.”

Suddenly his hands were on my waist.

“Want to see my ID?” he whispered, his breath hot in my ear. He was holding me from behind and I scooted my booty into him a little bit.

“You promise?” I asked, putting my hands on top of his.

“I promise,” he said, this time his lips biting my lower earlobe.

I turned to him and kissed him.

His hands slid down and two of his fingers rubbed my clit.

“Ahhhh,” I dropped my head back. He stuck his fingers inside of me and I reached my hands behind me and grabbed for his dick.

It was hard and it was pulsating. I yanked on it for a few minutes while he was fingering me then I turned around and got on my knees. I sucked that cock like there was no tomorrow as the machines banged away.

Do you even know how long it had been since a nice juicy cock had been between my lips?

I was LOVING every second of it! My lips were dripping with saliva and my throat was so lubricated I felt like I could have fit seven cocks in there.

When he finally couldn’t take it anymore he bent me over the washer, which was still shaking like mad in the spin cycle. He pushed my full ass cheeks aside and shoved his dick in my dripping pussy from behind. My huge tits were flying into my chin and my ass was to each thrust.

“GOD DAMN” he said as my tits flapped, “you’re a whole lot of woman! The girls at school are like stick figures. I’ve been waiting for a long time to sink my cock into a thick, round, LUSCIOUS woman like you.”

“Yeah?” I said, “then show me how much you love big girls. Fuck me like the world is ending tomorrow!”

Oh boy did he! He grabbed onto my waist and pounded away until my eyes rolled back. Between the washer and his thrusting into me, I swear I almost lost it, it felt so good! Then I knew he was going to cum right when I was!

He pulled out and blew his load on my ass cheeks right as the washer stopped. It finished buzzing as he tapped his cock on my ass.

“Thanks, I’ve always wanted to fuck you like that,” he said, grabbed his basket of clothes and left.

I stayed and finished my laundry, but I’ve been masturbating to the memory like every 5 minutes since!

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I don’t mean to brag but I have a lot of sex. I just like sex and so I make sure I’m around other people who like sex! My pussy gets good poundings and I get to draw out my desire on the phones as I want…I can’t complain. ;) Hehe.
BUT: I can never get a guy to dominate me and just take control! That’s what I like but see, I’m kind of a big girl…Amazonian you could say. Big AND tall. And all these guys want me to take control! Don’t get me wrong I like getting what I like. But some days…

Like today when I got the shit fucked out of me just the way he liked it!

I was at the pool going for my daily swim and resting against the side in the water when I saw this guy working out with some weights across the way in the other room. He was short but RIPPED. He had that look I find so hot! Clean smooth bald with a mustache and a goatee and eyes of fire. He just had this determined look in his eye as he was lifting and I thought “Goddamn I bet that guy fucks GOOD.”
He caught my eye too and gave me just the slightest smirk and I almost gushed right there in the water! I just felt ready to have him fuck me right there! I was like “Geez B____ come on you’re acting like a teenager!” but I swear all I wanted right there was him to lift me up with those strong arms of his and fuck me any way he wanted!
Well wishes come true because we crossed paths on the way to the change rooms. He was so beautiful sweating and glinting in the light with those muscles of his. He said: “Saw you looking at me.”
“Oh yeah?” I gave him that look again.
Then I nodded to a private change room. “Anything you wanna do about it?”
God that was all he needed!

He shut and locked the door behind us and before I knew it I was on my knees with my hands behind my back bobbing for his dick!

He let out a low grunt like an animal and pushed his way right into my fucking throat! Lucky for him I’m an expert and didn’t gag. He took my long brown hair and bored his eyes right into my sweet green ones looking up at him as he fit himself perfectly into my gaping mouth. Oh God I loved the taste of his meaty fucking cock! His strong hands on my head and hair tingled like an electric blanket I felt like a machine that would do whatever he wanted! He thrust in and out of my mouth still sweating and hungry with my knees on that cool floor and it was all so goddam fucking HOT.
I thought he might jizz in my mouth right there but he wasn’t done! (I would’ve taken it…) He guided me up into the bench and laid out my long legs onto his shoulders but before he fucked me he grabbed some towels and tied me to the racks! I was like lol that won’t work…oh, but they did. And then he FUCKED ME SO GOOD. It was crazy!!!! He lifted the lower half of my body up and fucked me silly!!! He bellowed and thrust so intensely and it felt like I was flying off the ground! I guess I was.

He plowed every part of my aching hole over and over again with those strong arms on my behind!

I thought he would never stop fucking me, there were veins popping on his forehead and all his skin was bright red! I guess he had just worked out lol. But goddamn I wanted him to fuck me forever in that room!
Then we heard a KNOCK KNOCK. “HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE” Lol. I was so embarrassed! But he just said “LEAVE US ALONE SHE’S HAVING TROUBLE!” Ha musta screamed a little too loud…lol.

“Gag me” I said.

His thing dropped for a sec haha, like he was surprised! Then he said “That’s a good idea.”
“I’m pretty smart, you know.”
“Uh-huh.”
A very clean towel went into my mouth and then I screamed all I wanted but I could barely make noises or move I just could only feel DICK. Oh God it was beautiful…he just went forever! Finally he was bellowing like a horse and I spat the towel out and said COME ON ME COME ON MY FUCKING FACE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and he untied me and I was back down on my knees I was practically fucking begging for it my God!!!!

I needed his jizz so bad I wanted him to fucking cover me…. I wanted that dick in my throat one more time!

I sucked him all the way down and he groaned and pushed into me with my hands behind my back until I heard him go oh SHIT and I knew it and then he drenched me in all his fucking come it was so HOT!! I just stood there on my knees patiently as he drained himself right over me! Holy fucking shit I couldn’t believe what had just happened.
He handed me another clean towel. Lol. I wiped myself up and then we heard more banging on the door.

“COULD YOU COME OUT NOW PLEASE.”
Uh so we’re banned from the gym. But as a consolation prize to him I blew him in his car as he drove me home. Why the hell not? You shoulda seen the look on his face as I righted myself with another mouthful of his spunk. Clear calm and in control. Atta boy…it was fun to have someone else tell this tall girl what to do. Not that I still don’t want to take what I want from the next one. ;) God I need a fucking nap!

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If I had one wish, it would be that everyone knew what to do with an ASS!!!

I love getting it licked, worshipped, fingered, and of course, fucked. But everyone’s either afraid to do anything with it or knows his way around butts about as good as a Southerner in a snowdrift!
Why am I telling you this? Well. A couple nights ago I got my wish. ;)
My boring boyfriend dragged me out to this stupid work party and we’re getting drinks in this fancy hotel bar and then this GUY my husband works with just came up to me and introduced himself! Big tall guy. Nice eyes. Such nice eyes.

He gripped my hand firmly and my first thought was “I’m gonna suck this guy’s cock. If he wants it, that cock is mine”!

I was wearing this little pleather mini-skirt with zippers and I swear I almost gushed on the floor right here with how he looked at me! My boyfriend was so bored and checked out he didn’t know anything that was going on. this guy just introduced himself as D_____ and I was like “Hi…you don’t smoke do you? I was just going to step out onto the baclony…”

He said no. My boyfriend hates that I smoke. Lol D____ didn’t get it.

“Are you sure?” I said, my mouth teasing the rim of my wine glass. “Because I really like. To have. A smoking buddy.”
There we go– he got it.
Soon as we were out on that balcony I was rubbing his cock through his pants and his hands were already on my ass feeling me through my skirt. God it was so fucking hot! We were in a nice secluded little corner and he turned me around and I could feel his cock through his pants poking and caressing my ass! Oh God I wanted him to fuck me right there. I massaged his dick more and soon enough I was on my knees blowing him right in the free air!
And as his big dick grew in my mouth and I sucked him down to the base of his cock all the way in my throat, licking his shafted and tonguing ever so slightly on his head, teasing his underside with my long red nail, I thought maybe he can give this ol ass a try.
I stood and lifted up my skirt for him and let him take off my panties. I said do you like my ass…and I could tell then he was hot for it! He said you have such a fucking beautiful tush!

I said kiss it. Worship and kiss my beautiful ass.

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He got down on his knees and I buried my ass in his face and he licked and sucked my firm round little bum and my sweet clean hole. IT WAS GREAT. Oh my God it was so fucking good I gripped the railings of the balcony and flung my head up to the moon and just got lost in all the sensation coming from behind!
Finally with my ass smashed into his face, pinning him to the wall I whispered “It’s time for you to fuck me. You ready for that? You ready to fuck me? That’s what I want. I want you to fuck my fucking ass!”
He was still rock-hard and lucky me- I had my lube on me. And I felt him go very slow as I bent over, steadying myself on the railing, taking in the stars, with my skirt around my waist, he gently probed into my soft waiting hole…and then he was in! God fucking DAMMIT I thought I was going to scream!

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His cock filled my ass all the way up– deep into me– and I could barely keep from shouting YES! as loud as I could.

He started to pump in and out of my fleshy cheeks, and he grabbed my hair too and I just went wild!

I said yeah yeah fuck me fuck me!!! And gradually he got faster and faster until there was nothing in the world but his dick and my sweet plugged hole! Over n over he jammed his cock into my tight little asshole until I felt almost faint. YES. This is what I motherfucking needed!  It felt so fucking good I can’t even begin! I came not once but twice, face to the moon and the night air was so cool. You have no idea it was the sexiest fucking thing that’s ever happened to me!

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I let him cum on my face because why not?! You know. Haha.

It was crazy– the nut he busted– he stood over me like a God, jizz flying all through the air and all over ME!

I licked it all off, sparkling clean. ;)

Hehe. That’s me…
MORE I said. FUCK ME AGAIN.
Poor guy, he looked all sheepish and said I think I’m about empty for the night.
AGAIN, I said. My ass just wanted so fucking much!
Instead he gave me his number. That works for me. We have another date tomorrow. But my ass wants it now!!! Oh well, you gotta be grateful for some things in life I guess and my ass is all full of thanks right now… ;)

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The couple who live next door to me and my husband are the most boring people EVER…but I may feel differently about them in general now that I’ve fucked their son!

He is fucking hot! He’s always outside doing chores like a good kid (shirtless—mmm), even after he graduated high school and finally turned eighteen he’s still an obedient good boy. WAS an obedient good boy took care of that. haha
It all started yesterday when my husband was at work and I was just hanging out bored in my slip and halter top.  You’d think after my morning of being on the phones that SOMEONE would come home and fuck me but noooo. And it was late afternoon but still so hot out and the boy outside was out mowing the lawn and I could see him just SWEATING just ROLLING down his abs! Well a GOOD NEIGHBORS A GOOD NEIGHBOR. Right? haha. So I poked my head outside—made myself up a bit first with some red lipstick and and eyeshadow lol what can I say—and said gosh it’s so HOT out there can’t I get you something cold to drink?
Little Mr. Goodheart comes in and says yes I’d like a glass of water but I say oh come now you’re a man now aren’t you? Look at what a man you’ve become. You can have a beer I won’t tell your parents. I winked. He looked so nervous and I could SEE HIS DICK RiGHT THERE IN HIS PANTS. Outlined in his tight jeans all hard and throbbing. Fuck drinks, I wanted that right in my mouth A S A fucking P.
Luckily it looked like he was thinking the same! Nice boys lol. I turned around and he was all up in me so I just started rubbing his dick! He smelled so good like sweat and spice and his strong muscles held my shoulders and he kissed me as I felt his dick getting harder and harder.
I was like woah it looks like he’s a little more practiced than I thought!

So I knelt down right there and stuck his dick right in my mouth! Oh God he knew just what to do with it.

I love the taste of dick in my mouth lol WHAT CAN I SAY.

He was like “ohhh Mrs. JOHNSTON you feel so goddamn good, that fuckin’ mouth of yours FUUUUUCK.” Mrs. Johnston I guess I’m the MILF here lol. That’s okay with me…my husband was never fuckin’ coming home to fuck me so why not right?!

I looked at him his sweet pulsing dick on my lips and said “Tell me lover boy, you ever fuck a woman in the ass?”

THAT GOT him by surprise let me tell YOU.
He stammered oh my god no I never. I mean I always wanted to. I said don’t you worry loverboy, I know you want it and I want you to fuck me in my big booty right here…I rubbed my ass in my satin slip up and down against his rock-hard cock and goddamn I felt him almost take off for the moon!!!!

I knew I was getting my ass fucked good that night…
COME HERE I said Come fuck me right in this ass! I leaned over my kitchen counter and pulled up my slip—no underwear hehe—and he didn’t need any more guiding after that!

Here I said– fuck my pussy for a minute and get your cock lubed up. And boy he did!

I climbed on top of him and sat down on that young cock of his and felt it push up into my belly. God. Damn.

I kind of couldn’t help myself– I started bouncing away, up and down on his cock, getting my juices all over his pole.

When I felt like he was dripping with me, I said, OK, I think we’re good– stick it in!

He  pulled my ass cheeks open and he poked his way in there and said HOLY SHIT MRS. ______! FUUUUCK I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DOING THIS!
BELIEVE IT, BOY. Lol.

He gently probed me good, feeling out and opening up my ass and eventually he was able to fuck it and fuck it good and HOLY SHIT he just fucking cored me and spread me out right there in my fucking kitchen! Holy shit he just pumped in and took what he wanted! God it felt so fucking good with his young cock up my ass, knowing that HE was knowing that pleasure for the first time!
But soon I wanted more.
You know. Like you do.
“Hold on,” I said. “Don’t cum yet. Fucking wait.” He stopped (good boy) and I hopped on over to the kitchen table.
“Huh?” He looked so confused lol I said “COME HERE!”

 

“FUCK yeah. Ok.” I guided his hand to my pussy. “now fist me…”
LOL. “No not like that. Like this, like you’re pinching some salt with all you fingers—there you go. Fist me HOLY SHIT.”

And goddamn I got filled in both holes! He fucking just gave it to me I thought I was going to come apart!

He had two parts crammed in my pussy and ass and fucked me so fucking hard!! I rubbed my clit as he filled me and I was on cloud nine! I felt like I was going to fly right out of my kitchen!!!
If only I’d had another cock to shove in my mouth! Next time fuck lol I don’t know. But he just kept going and fucking me and shit it was like nothing I’d ever felt before. I’ve had a lot of sex. Like a LOT. Not lately, I’m afraid. But in my life. But goddammit this was something else.


I came so hard I bucked right into his hand and dick and he held me with his other arm as I gushed all over him.

SHIT it was hot. Then he pulled out and came right on my sweet little face. Goddamn!! I didn’t know a young shy little guy like him could cum so much but he just covered me!!!
Then the garage door went off. Oops. My fucking husband picked this one day to come home early?! OF COURSE. Quick as a bug I hopped off the table and washed myself off and we had our clothes back on juuuuuust as my hubby was walking in the door!

“Hey there sweetie!” I said and pecked him on the cheek as the boy made his way out the back door!

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Hi guys, this is my first blog on here, so I’m going to try and follow the rules as best I can. No real names, no real places that are not public, etc.

Ok, so, my story is about GIRLS. I’m 100% bisexual, and have dated both women and men. But the reality is, I talk to dudes and phone fuck dudes every single night with my job.

But I seriously hadn’t been getting enough PUSSY in my face lately, and that sucks.

Like, in long while. So when I saw this chick the other night, I just went for it. Here’s the thing—she said she was STRAIGHT. But, like, she was wearing Converse with fishnets and she had a BLUE FAUX HAWK with shaved sides so in my mind I called bullshit on her straightness! I just KNEW that was a girl who had yet to DISCOVER the magic of another girl…

I won’t bore you with the details of how I asked her out under the guise of friendship only, or how I plied her with booze all night when we finally met up this weekend. Let’s suffice to say, at about 1:00am at my place, I was buzzed, she was pretty sloshed, and I leaned in to kiss her. To my surprise, she didn’t push me away at all—she kissed me back and then whispered “I don’t know”.

“Don’t know about what?” I asked her.

“I don’t know what to do” she said.

She looked so fucking CUTE in her little wifebeater tank top and plaid skirt. So innocent. She couldn’t have been more than 90lbs and an inch or two over 5 feet. I like that—I’m tall at 5’8”, and I love to dominate shorter girls. Anyways…

So I said “you don’t have to do anything this time. Just let me please you.”

“OK” she said quietly, and I leaned in and kissed her again. Her lips tasted like strawberries. Her tongue was delicate and melted into mine as I laid her back onto the sofa. I lifted her tank top up—but ONLY enough so that just the bottoms of her perfect little pointy A cups were peeking out—that shit turns me the fuck on! I licked the bottom of her breasts and laid her back.

She kicked off her sneakers and went to remove her fishnets, but I stopped her:

“I like them on” I said, and I just looped my finger into one of the holes and RIPPED THEM OPEN.

I did it just a bit- just enough to pull aside her thong– and I got on my knees, put my ass in the air, spread her labia, and started licking her pussy.

She immediately began to moan “OH MY GOD” over and over.

I licked my fingers and slipped them into her tight little shaven slit too. Straight MY ASS I thought as she began grinding her hips into my face.

“OH MY GOD no guy has ever eaten me like this” she moaned as she turned her head side-to-side, eyes rolling back.

I REALLY wanted to show her how good it is with girls, so I was, like, doing my absolute best. I coaxed one finger in her asshole and she was surprisingly relaxed, so then I took a jeweled butt plug and stuck that in while I vigorously fingered her pussy.

“Your cute little ass looks so adorable with my jewel” I told her, “I think I want it next. Roll over.”

She flipped over, and I ripped the backside of her fishnets too, and pulled out the plug, replacing it with my tongue.

“OH MY GOD!” she yelped as I tongued her tight little ass, pulling her cheeks around my face, digging as deep into her as I could.

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Hot little piece of ass, seriously! I’m soaking my chair remembering this for you, guys! She’d have let me eaten her INSIDE OUT, I swear! But I didn’t want her to CUM yet.

I picked her up like a dude SHOULD and carried her to my bedroom. Now it was my turn to get naked. I stripped out of my dress and again, I call BULLSHIT on her straightness because when she saw me naked, she licked her lips unconsciously! I climbed over her, kissing her again, now dragging my tits over her face. I shook them, slapping her with them.

“SUCK THEM” I told her. I mean, she had to do SOMETHING for me, right? Besides be a dripping hot pussy I was dying to have! Tease!

She was an apt pupil! She scooped up a breast in her hands and brought her lips to it. She started to suckle it almost like a baby, nursing at my tit, NEEDING something from me, and I swear in that moment, I fell a little bit in lust!

 

TRY THIS I told her, spreading my legs, swinging one over her head.

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I pressed my vagina against hers and she looked at me with big, questioning eyes.

All you have to do is grind against me, I showed her, arching my back, letting my hips roll into her.

“OOOOOooooooooo” she moaned as my pussy pressed against hers, clits rubbing together.

“Yeah, baby” I told her “just like that” and the next thing I know, this bitch is scissoring me like an old lesbian! She grabbed my leg and GROUND against me, and for the first time, I realized I would cum too.

“You like pussy now?” I asked her as I felt her getting to brink.

“YES! She yelled, “OH YES!!!”

I threw her on her back again. Scissoring was fun, but I knew I could make her cum hardest with my mouth. I sucked her pussy up into my mouth, flicking it with my tongue.

“You dirty little goddess” I told her “I could eat your pussy all night long and still want more”.

“You want more?” I asked her

YES!

So 4 fingers turned into my FIST, and before you know it, I’ve my entire FIST coming in and out of her, pounding her senseless.

OH…MY…FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” she screamed, and I felt her pussy contract around my arm, holding me in place. For an extra thrill I started flicking her clit with my other hand as she came contracting around my fist, her pussy eating half of my arm.

When we were done, so was soooo cute and asked me if I was OK and if I had fun!

I told her it was a pleasure to fuck a tight, hot little piece like her, and that I’d love to be BI FRIENDS with benefits!

Bitch better call! LOL But, like, how can she not???!!!

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I told him I WOULD NOT FUCK HIM.

I said it in no uncertain terms. I’m married with 2 kids. I love my husband. But when I saw that cock, I KNEW I had to suck it.
That’s not cheating-cheating, right?
It all started when he carried my groceries out to the car. He’s at least 10-15 years younger than I am. He’s probably legal to buy cigarettes, but not alcohol, I’d guess, but I never asked. He clearly flirted with me as he loaded up my trunk.
This happened again and again over the next few months—I’d do my weekly shopping, and he’d be the one to help load up my car.

 

I noticed he had a pretty sizable bulge in his pants, and thinking about his young, probably inexperienced cock made my panties very, very wet.

The flirting got more and more obvious until he finally asked me if I were single. I held up my hand with the ring.
“Your husband is very, VERY lucky” he told me, “I hope he knows it”.
“I’m not sure he does,” I said, fiddling with the bottom of my shorts, biting my lip. I gave him the eyes—you know which.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” he said, “is there anything I can do…to, uh, help that situation?”
“I can’t fuck you” I told him bluntly, “I can’t cheat like that”.
“Oh” he said, starting to turn away.
Then I said “but I CAN do other stuff”.
“Yeah?” he smiled.
“Yeah,” I smiled back, “what time do you get off?”
I was back 4 hours later, picking him up in my car, hoping no one noticed. He made nervous small talk as I made my way to my house. I escorted him upstairs to the bedroom. I took off my overcoat to reveal the sexy purple lingerie I was wearing. His jaw dropped. Did I mention I LOVE younger guys????


“We can’t fuck…” I repeated, “but I’m going to SUCK your COCK like it’s never been sucked before”.

“Yes, please,” he said, and leaned in to kiss me.
“NO” I told him, just this…”
And I got down on my knees. Slowly, so as to make the moment last as long as possible, I undid the button of his jeans. He moaned almost too quietly to hear. I unzipped his jeans, and I could already feel that hardening hunk of meat expanding- pushing out into the new space, happy to have room to grow. I slipped the jeans down to his ankles. He was wearing black boxer briefs- my favorite. I pulled those down too.
When I saw it finally—that long, thick, hard, pulsing cock, I almost fell in love. It was a gorgeous dick- perfect in every way. I licked my lips and looked up at him.
“Tell me you want me” I said.

“I want you so bad” he said, shuddering as the tip of his cock entered my lips.

Slowly, gently, I massaged the tip with my tongue, swirling the head, popping in it in and out of my mouth. I felt his hands on the back of my head, guiding me down, eager to get further inside. So I let him- I opened up my mouth and throat and let him slide ALLLLL the way back until his cock was tapping at my tonsils.
“Oh my god YES” he was saying as I deep-throated him vigorously, also working my hand on the shaft as well, tugging his balls too. I wanted to FUCK that cock soooooooooo fucking bad, but THAT would be REAL cheating. I’d have to just hammer away at my pussy later with a toy. For now, it was just his cock and my throat, taking him all in. The more I wanted him, the more excited I got, the harder I sucked.

I took his cock out of my mouth and slapped myself in the face with it.

It felt so good I did it again, HARD! When his cock THWAPPED my face my pussy cramped up in pain—it actually aches sometimes when I get THAT horny, and oh boy, it was aching! I laid his cock right up my face so I could lick his balls underneath while my hand massaged the tip. I could tell by his breathing he was getting close. I slapped myself with that meat a few more times, looked up at him with “fuck me” eyes, and then jammed his cock back down my throat, sucking as hard as I could!

I grabbed his perfectly smooth ass cheeks and guided him into my face until his balls were squashing my chin.

“OH MY GOD” he shouted “I’M GONNA CUM!”
I wanted the best of both worlds, and I got them—I let him pump the first couple of squirts down my throat, swallowing his sweet cum. But then I pulled him out to let the last few squirts hit my face and my neck.

I closed my eyes and let this BOY jack the rest of it all over my nice make up. When it was finally spent, I rubbed this glossy tip on my lips, taking one last taste.

I sent him home after that, and grabbed the nearest toy. I’m not exaggerating here: I literally masturbated for 2 hours after he left!

I jammed that vibrator into my pussy, against my G-spot, I laid it against my clit, and I finished with it in my ass. I fucked myself RAW thinking of that cock, and what it would be like to ride it. I SWEAR I won’t cheat and fuck another man. But sucking a cock? Not REALLY cheating. What my hubby doesn’t know won’t hurt him, and shit, how do I know HE’S not getting his knob polished by his cute secretary working those long hours anyway, right?

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I am a nymphomaniac. A complete pervert, and I can’t help myself. I want to fuck and lick and suck on people and tits and dicks and all sorts of things all the time, and I mean like ALL the time. I masturbate ten times at least.

My bedside “goody drawer” is so stuffed with vibes and lubes and ben-wa balls & dildos and strap-ons that it won’t close all the way anymore.

I flirt with married men too, and tell how much I want to lick their wives while they watch and tempt them so much they can’t handle it anymore and I’ll video myself fingering my pussy and send it to them to tease the shit outta them! What’s awesome for me is that I work as a phone sex operator so, I never have to NOT be naughty. So the other day my therapist “strongly suggested” I go to meetings. Like Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, but it’s for sex addicts.

But who wants to waste their time sitting in a room full of people writhing in their seats wet or hard,  ready to go but can’t because they’re there to stop having sex?

What the fuck?! But since I was on vacation, and bored, and I’d already masturbated about a thousand times and I was kind of curious, actually, I decided that maybe checking out a meeting wouldn’t be so bad. I mean, you are supposed to surround yourself with like-minded people, right? Maybe there would be some merit to being near guys & girls who loved cock and pussy and ass as much as I did.

SO ANYWAYS —-I decide to go to this sex addict group thing last night, and listen to all the stories of dirty perversion just for the fuck of it. And I’m getting mad turned on because some of these things sound so HOT!

Like, this one bouncer not buying this chick’s fake ID, so she  blows him real quick in the back but that ain’t good enough for her so she ups the ante and lets him stick his cock in her ass!

And then this other chick was in her boss’s office blowing him when another manager knocked on the door and she got under his desk real quick and she continued sucking his dick while they chatted – he even came in her mouth before the dude left so she had no choice but to swallow it and he stood up to shake the man’s hand and almost got caught.

So this other guy shares his sex addictions about calling phone sex lines. He starts telling us how hard he gets instantly when he gets a girl on the phone, and confesses that he wants to fuck his daughter’s best friend. And he can’t seem to stop calling phone sex lines, to blow his load to young girls.

When it’s my turn and I talk about being a nympho phone sex operator, his face fuckin lit up! I’m 22 but could pass for 17, and when he heard what I did for a living, I SWEAR I saw his pants tent up instantly with a stiff cock under there! Our eyes met, and he slowly and subltly brushed his hand on his lap, over his dick. I smiled at him.

On our break from the group the guy followed me down the hallway and we made our way into the family bathroom and I locked the door and went straight for his belt and pulled his pants down. It was only seconds before his cock was sliding down my throat.

He was grabbing the back of my head like he was trying to pull my hair out, and he throat fucked me for a good few minutes before shoving me off of his dick.

Then he lifted me up and turned me around and sat me on the counter and spread my ass cheeks wide and spit on my asshole and then licked it from my pussy all the way up and then he shoved his WHOLE ENTIRE FIST in my pussy and OH MY GOD that felt amazing!!!! The tip of his dick just started exploding like a volcano and he was cumming all over everywhere – the floor, my ass, the counter, his legs… this man had so much cum you’d think he’d never had an orgasm in 20 years.

Needless to say, we got kicked out of sex addicts anonymous when someone overheard us and were waiting outside the bathroom, but fuck that. Actually having sex is waaaaay more fun than trying to pretend I don’t want to!!!

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SOOOOO maybe it was because I wasn’t allowed to watch movies that had anything to do with sex when I was a child, or the fact that I got a body – boobies and butt cheeks – when I was in 7th grade,  but I have always been attracted to my FATHER’S friends!!! Sexy older men, gentle or rough around the edges– salt-and-pepper hair and a full grizzly chest and a beard is a bonus!

Aaaaaaand that brings me to last night! I was having a drink: straight up whiskey, when a group of biker dudes I hadn’t seen before walked in.

SO I usually go to biker bars in my area looking for an older man to give me what I want. Fuck, they give me what I NEED!

The bigger the dude, the more I like him! A beer belly is sexy too! A beard and whiskey and cigarette breath, leather jackets, biker boots, a Harley…

FUCK! Do you even know how many times I’ve fantasized about sitting on a biker dude’s cock facing him while he’s driving his bike?

But last night I just stopped at the bar for a quick one and it was a nice surprise when a large group of the kind of dudes I just described stammered in, ordered shots of whiskey, and grabbed cue sticks.

BAM!

The group of biker dudes had so much meaty MANLINESS emanating from their small circle I started breathing heavy and taking deep breaths, my chest lifting to my chin with each one, and could even smell my own pussy juice exasperating from in-between my legs. I wanted them ALL.

So I casually walked through the mass of men, making sure to brush against several of them with my ass as I wove between the narrow aisles of pool tables. In fact, I pretended I was a little tipsy, tripping over one of these dude’s feet, flashing them on purpose when I “fell” over – and one of them grabbed me by the waist and I shivered with goosebumps because I wanted some cock so bad. Our eyes met and we exchanged the looks that say “I’m DTF” and he was holding his cue stick and I grabbed it and pulled it toward me and told him that he should teach me how to play pool. One of the other dudes was racking up a new game and he motioned for me to break the balls. Haha!

We played one game, where I was sure to stick my ass out every time I leaned in to take a shot. When the game was over, I asked a few of the guys if they wanted to come back to my place?!

Next thing I know I’m in my living room with SIX of these giant guys, listening to music, drinking beer, and flirting. It wasn’t long before one of the guys grabbed me by the waist and pulled me to him. His hands then moved down to grip my ass, and I couldn’t take it anymore!

I got down on my knees, unzipped his jeans, and start sucking on his cock with the five other guys watching!

I was slobbering all over this fool’s cock like it was a fucking piece of rare bloody ribeye and I was a dog pulling that shit off the bone. It was only making me more horny and I had enough – I needed the dick in my pussy like yesterday! ALL of the dicks.

So I stood up, turned around, grabbed this guy’s ass with each hand and shoved his cock inside me. He stuffed me like a Thanksgiving turkey it went so far up my vag and everyone just stood there while he was pounding me for daysssss. He railed into my pussy like a jackhammer with his thick cock and my eyes literally rolled back into my head.

When he finally pulled out and shot his cum all over my asshole, another dude immediately unzipped his pants and shoved himself inside of me too! This guy was even rougher, and he bounced me on his cock like I weighed nothing! Then another cock came at me—one dude wanted me to suck it while his buddy was fucking me, so I went for it! I’ve never felt so amazingly slutty in my whole life! These guys were making me their little fuck-slut, and I LOVED it!

When guy #2 was done, guy #3 moved in. This guy wanted to fuck my ass, so I went for it. And since my pussy was left “unattended”, guy #4 climbed into the mix and I literally had BOTH of my holes filled at the same time! OMG I’ve never felt anything so fucking HOT!!!

Probably needless to say, I fucked ALL SIX of them, had anal with at least 3 of them, and yeah, sucked all 6 cocks at one point, too!

Then when we were all spent, we sat around and smoked a joint they had with them. They told me I was one of the most “down chicks” they’ve ever partied with! I told THEM that when they are back in town again, they HAVE to call me! Now my pussy and ass are SORE AS FUCK, but god damn, it was worth it! I fucking love those rough and tumble biker dudes!!!

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