OK, so like, I SHOULD NOT be admitting this. I’m not even sure if like, this is A CRIME or not. Prolly is, for all I know! But I’ve been prank calling people. But not just like ANY kind of prank call. I’ve been calling up random GUYS and making them LISTEN TO ME MASTURBATE!!!

 

It all started with the shelter in place shit. I was STUCK in my TINY STUDIO apartment all by myself. I’d like, JUST broken up with my good for nothing EX for the SECOND – and LAST – time, and so the timing was just shit. I didn’t miss my job OR him, but I missed SEX so fucking much cuz I got a big appetite. 

 

Even when I had a boyfriend, we’d totally swing and have threesomes. So being cut off from like, ALL SEX was KILLING ME.

 

One day I just grabbed my cell and dialed my local area code…and then just made up the rest of the numbers.

 

And on my first shot, a guy, not a woman, answered.

 

And I was like “hey….” And he was like “hey. Who is this?” all friendly and innocent I was like “it doesn’t matter who it is. What matters is, I’m TOUCHING MYSELF right now and ALL I want to know is if you want me to keep going or not?”

 

And he was like dead quiet for enough seconds that I thought maybe he hung up but then he whispered “yeah, keep going”.

 

I almost lost it— it worked!!! Some random guy was totally down!

 

And so I laid back with my cell cradled in my neck and started rubbing my pussy through my panties. I told him about it. I asked him if he wanted me to pull the panties aside and slip a finger into my pussy.

 

“Yes” he whispered, “finger that pussy”.

 

Wherever he was, I could hear his belt unbuckling and hitting a hardwood floor, presumably in a pile with his pants.

 

I slid my finger into my pussy, slowly first, then faster, then two fingers, and quickly to three as I became engorged.  As I got more excited and did it faster and faster, I put the phone right next to it and let him hear how juicy wet it sounded. Then I got out my toy and turned it on.

 

“Hear that?” I asked him, letting the big vibrator buzz right next to the phone, “should I hold that against my clit?”

 

“Oh yeah…” he said, and I could hear him stroking his cock vigorously but I made no mention of it. This was about ME.

 

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” I moaned as the toy worked my clit, causing my toes to curl.

 

“Wait!” I told him, “I’m gonna put this little jewel butt plug in my ASS too! It’s silver with a pink jeweled end, I wish you could see it. Should I put it in now?”

 

“Yeah, put it in…”

 

“MMMmmpppopp!” the sound went as I put it in my mouth and pulled it out, getting it nice and wet. Then I gently sat back onto it, letting it part my cheeks just barely as it slipped inside.

 

“Oh fuck yeah, it’s in baby,” I panted.

 

“Oh god” I heard him whisper, the sound of slapping skin growing louder and louder.

 

“Now should I put this fat vibrator in my pussy? I don’t know how long I can last that way before I cum…”

 

“Put it in!” he said, “put it deep in that pussy just like you would my cock”.

 

“Mmmmmmmmm, oh fuck,” I told him, “now I’m working it IN and OUT…”

 

I could hear him stifling moans.

 

“I’m imagining this toy is your fat cock, and you’re fucking me so hard….”

 

“Yeah, I’m fucking the shit outta you,” he said breathlessly.

 

I imagined what he looked like, what his cock felt like. If he was married and old, or single, and young? It didn’t matter. All that mattered is that we were both cumming!

 

“Oh fuck,” I told him, “here I cum!” and I let a HUGE orgasm hit me.

 

My body shook and my pussy clinched around the toy, hugging it, pulling it into me.

“Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah baby!” I screamed, not caring if the neighbors heard.

 

I heard him cumming too, letting it all out. After a few seconds of silence, he finally said, “tell me your name”.

 

“That’s not how this works,” I said, and CLICK!

 

Now I make SEVERAL of these calls a week. I’ve even had a FEMALE caller play with me! You’d be surprised how many people are down to get off with a total stranger if the opportunity presents itself!

Call 1-800-PHONESEX