Last weekend we all went out and got SHITFACED drunk.

“We” as in me, my boyfriend, my friend Amanda, and her new boyfriend Mike. (All names have been changed to protect the non-innocent!)
So we knocked back quite a few at the bar and then ended up at my place, where Amanda and I were dancing close and sexy while my boyfee played DJ. And just like every time I get drunk, my bisexual side comes a-roarin’ out!

Before I knew it Amanda and I had our tongues down each other’s throats and the boys were egging us on!



Not wanting to disappoint, I grabbed Amanda by her long blonde ponytail and kissed down her neck…then lifted up her shirt and unsnapped her bra…the whole time with JUST enough sobriety left in my to worry/wonder how her new man was going to feel about this, since I have no idea how he feel about Amanda being Bi. But as I wrapped my mouth around one of her adorable little A cups, he sure seemed down so I didn’t stop!


I stripped her naked in the center of the room and laid her down. The guys were both like “YEAH, DO THAT” so she laid back and we continued to make out as I made my way down her body with my kisses.

Then I heard the sound of zippers and both our dudes had their cocks out, sitting on the sofa, and started stroking themselves to Amanda and me.

“TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF TOO” Mike told Amanda, slowly wringing his cock.


Amanda pulled my dress off over my head and pulled off my panties and now she laid me down on the floor and spread my legs. I closed my eyes as I felt her warm, soft tongue slip between my pussy lips. I couldn’t help but moan as one of her French manicured-fingers slid into me as well. I kinda felt like a porn star, getting finger-banged by a hot chick while people watched.

I opened my eyes and looked over at the boys and couldn’t believe what I saw: Mike had his hand around MY boyfriend’s cock, and was stroking him off!

I never, not in a MILLION YEARS would have thought my man would be down with that! For like one second I felt weird and betrayed even, but then, as I continued to watch while also enjoying Amanda rubbing my clit, I started to really like it! I’ve totally never seen a guy jerk off another guy before, and it was much hotter than I would have thought!
So, since THEY had been so hip on giving directives to US girls, I suddenly felt emboldened to give some of my own!

“HEY—WHY DON’T YOU LET MIKE SUCK IT?” I asked my boyfee.

I mean, shit—if Mike was into stroking another dude’s cock, is a blowjob that far off? Obvs this dude Mike was bi too, so…
My man is supposedly straight. HOWEVER. Mike got down in front of him and there were NO objections!

My man slipped his hard cock right into Mike’s eager mouth while Amanda dove into my pussy again, this time jamming a finger in my asshole, too.

I was driving me nuts! But so was Mike sucking on my boyfriend’s dick! WHY was that so hot?!

But wait! It gets better!
Amanda wriggled her ass at Mike and it’s like they read each others minds.

“COME FUCK L________” Amanda says to my man about me.
So my boyfee lays down on top of me and slips it in. Somehow just having an audience was hot, but they had way more in mind! So I’m laying there with my legs up in the air getting fucked, and then Amanda is straddling my face with her wet pussy. I grab her sweet thighs and pull her pussy lips into my mouth. She starts riding my face as my man fucks me!
BUT WAIT!
It gets BETTER!!!!
Mike whispered something in my boyfees ear, and my man looked a bit apprehensive, and then Mike whispers something else, and my boyfee nods.

Next thing I know, Mike is BEHIND my man and takes his schlong, spits on it, and spreads my man’s cheeks and SLOWLY pushes his cock into his ass.

“ITS COOL DUDE” I heard Mike say “YOU’LL LOVE IT”
So I’m licking and sucking at Amanda’s clit as she gyrates like crazy (and LOUDLY!) on my face. My boyfee is fucking my pussy hard. And Mike is ramming his cock into my man’s ass and I can feel every thrust coming from behind. And OMG you guys it was INSANELY HOT!!!!
Kat starts cumming first, all loud and almost suffocating me with her juices, and it’s so hot having her writhe on my face that I start cumming too! Then my man says he’s close, and Mike says so too.

“CUM ON US!” both us girls cried, and so as they were ready, my man pulls his cock out and aims it at my stomach.

Amanda—that dirty slut—crawls over to Mike and he pulls his fat throbbing cock out of my man’s ass and aims it right at her face!

FUCKING A. It was like we had our own porno!

So…now what do I do? Is my boyfriend Bi now? I mean, I’m cool with it—that was fucking hot and I’d like to do it again—but I’m just mad surprised he let that happen! Let’s hope he doesn’t have regrets about it cuz I really, like REALLY liked watching my man get his dick sucked by another dude! And I wish I had a better view of the ass-fucking, so… I’m trying to plan another night like this!

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So I’m a pretty take-charge girl. I know what I want and I get it when I want. Like dick. Or two dicks. Or whatever.  ANYWAY. Some of you who’ve talked to me on the phones know what I mean. ;)
But I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING WOULD EVER BE AS WILD AS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED LAST WEEK.
So first of all I was hanging out with my friend that I’m going to call John. John is a decent dude and we were just chilling at his house drinking a beer or too and we were talking how we both wanted sex all the time but it’s hard to talk about that stuff. So then I HAD to ask…. “Do you want to have sex with ME?” Just as friends? Well you can mayyyyybe guess what happened after that hehe.

Soon I had him spread lying on his back on the couch and I had his dick in my mouth!

Have I told you I love dick. I love dick. Let everyone know right fuckin’ now that I love dick. Ok.
And he was like holy shit I can’t believe this is happening and I said BELIEVE JOHN BELIEVE. Haha. And just as I was about to fuck him, command him to lay still, while I rode him silly, I heard “What the fuck!?!?”
There I was, my hungry pussy hovering over John’s throbbing begging dick, and there was John’s female roommate __________.

And instead of freaking out or yelling or running out of the room, she just came over and lifted up her skirt and the next thing I knew she had her pussy in my face!

I was like holy shit and I sat down on John’s cock and he moaned with such pleasure from my wet soaking pussy and then I was licking the wet soaking pussy in front of me! Oh my God _______’s cunt felt so good with her business skirt lifted and panties down taking in her famished clit. I loved it! She was like holy God fuck I never guessed you could eat pussy this good! John was bouncing and bobbing and thrusting into me like fuck yeah babe holy shit goddamn this is fucking amazing you’re so fucking good you’re so fucking hot…


Suddenly though I felt a little too out of control for all this happening to me. I felt I just needed to have a little more…say in this matter. I bounced off John’s cock and tore my lips away from _________’s cunt. Before they knew what was going on, I positioned ________ over his dick and whispered in her ear loud enough for John to hear “You two want it now, don’t you you whores”

Well they fucking slammed into each other like the Himalayas when I said that! Hahahaha. And her eyes rolled back into her fucking head!

Those beautiful huge tits I’d always gawked at with my dirty pervy mind, always under cream colored blouses and cocktail dresses, were now here, bouncing around in front of me!

God fucking damn it was perfect. As they were fucking I straddled John’s mouth and said “Eat me,” before he could respond I sat down on his face and nearly smothered him with my puss! Then I grabbed her perfect tits and rolled them around in my hands. God they were amazing but I wanted her to suck on mine. As she was still riding John’s dick and I was riding his face I gripped her shoulders and bent her forward to suck on my perky little nipples. She did and moaned, God it felt so good! I had them right where I wanted them, and they were doing everything I said. It was all so fucking HOT.
So this would all be pretty wild already just on its own right? well LOL have I got a surprise for you because that isn’t all that happened…no we had one more surprise left just then…
Suddenly someone knocked on the door and it fell open and we heard a deep gruff voice say “Babe?”
IT WAS HER BOYFRIEND _______ coming over to see her! All of us FROZE. What do you say!?!?

“Hi there- I’m just force-feeding your GF my boobs while she rides her best friend– don’t mind us!!!!”

He looked at us with amazement like he just couldn’t figure out what was going on. And then it was JOHN, it was JOHN of all people who just said sweetly. “Hi there big guy. Join us?”
And then all of a sudden it was MY mouth that was full again—with dick! I looked at _____ and she nodded letting me know it was all good!

So I blew her boyfee like no tomorrow as my pussy was filled with a hot tongue.

Oh my God I was just lost while we were all getting the fucking and sucking we deserved! I came, squirting in John’s mouth—he lapped it up like a good little boy—then _______ came, right down my fucking throat!! Then John and _______ came together. Holy fucking shit it was the best thing, the best, best thing. I’ve never come that hard in my life!! We were all sitting around on the couch naked in our sweat-drenched clothes as John and _____ were still pulling on their cocks. An accidental threesome I can picture, but an accidental foursome? With a friend AND a couple?! God! I think I’ll be ok at home talking for a while now, I’ve been satiated!

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