So I’m a pretty take-charge girl. I know what I want and I get it when I want. Like dick. Or two dicks. Or whatever.  ANYWAY. Some of you who’ve talked to me on the phones know what I mean. ;)
But I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING WOULD EVER BE AS WILD AS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED LAST WEEK.
So first of all I was hanging out with my friend that I’m going to call John. John is a decent dude and we were just chilling at his house drinking a beer or too and we were talking how we both wanted sex all the time but it’s hard to talk about that stuff. So then I HAD to ask…. “Do you want to have sex with ME?” Just as friends? Well you can mayyyyybe guess what happened after that hehe.

Soon I had him spread lying on his back on the couch and I had his dick in my mouth!

Have I told you I love dick. I love dick. Let everyone know right fuckin’ now that I love dick. Ok.
And he was like holy shit I can’t believe this is happening and I said BELIEVE JOHN BELIEVE. Haha. And just as I was about to fuck him, command him to lay still, while I rode him silly, I heard “What the fuck!?!?”
There I was, my hungry pussy hovering over John’s throbbing begging dick, and there was John’s female roommate __________.

And instead of freaking out or yelling or running out of the room, she just came over and lifted up her skirt and the next thing I knew she had her pussy in my face!

I was like holy shit and I sat down on John’s cock and he moaned with such pleasure from my wet soaking pussy and then I was licking the wet soaking pussy in front of me! Oh my God _______’s cunt felt so good with her business skirt lifted and panties down taking in her famished clit. I loved it! She was like holy God fuck I never guessed you could eat pussy this good! John was bouncing and bobbing and thrusting into me like fuck yeah babe holy shit goddamn this is fucking amazing you’re so fucking good you’re so fucking hot…


Suddenly though I felt a little too out of control for all this happening to me. I felt I just needed to have a little more…say in this matter. I bounced off John’s cock and tore my lips away from _________’s cunt. Before they knew what was going on, I positioned ________ over his dick and whispered in her ear loud enough for John to hear “You two want it now, don’t you you whores”

Well they fucking slammed into each other like the Himalayas when I said that! Hahahaha. And her eyes rolled back into her fucking head!

Those beautiful huge tits I’d always gawked at with my dirty pervy mind, always under cream colored blouses and cocktail dresses, were now here, bouncing around in front of me!

God fucking damn it was perfect. As they were fucking I straddled John’s mouth and said “Eat me,” before he could respond I sat down on his face and nearly smothered him with my puss! Then I grabbed her perfect tits and rolled them around in my hands. God they were amazing but I wanted her to suck on mine. As she was still riding John’s dick and I was riding his face I gripped her shoulders and bent her forward to suck on my perky little nipples. She did and moaned, God it felt so good! I had them right where I wanted them, and they were doing everything I said. It was all so fucking HOT.
So this would all be pretty wild already just on its own right? well LOL have I got a surprise for you because that isn’t all that happened…no we had one more surprise left just then…
Suddenly someone knocked on the door and it fell open and we heard a deep gruff voice say “Babe?”
IT WAS HER BOYFRIEND _______ coming over to see her! All of us FROZE. What do you say!?!?

“Hi there- I’m just force-feeding your GF my boobs while she rides her best friend– don’t mind us!!!!”

He looked at us with amazement like he just couldn’t figure out what was going on. And then it was JOHN, it was JOHN of all people who just said sweetly. “Hi there big guy. Join us?”
And then all of a sudden it was MY mouth that was full again—with dick! I looked at _____ and she nodded letting me know it was all good!

So I blew her boyfee like no tomorrow as my pussy was filled with a hot tongue.

Oh my God I was just lost while we were all getting the fucking and sucking we deserved! I came, squirting in John’s mouth—he lapped it up like a good little boy—then _______ came, right down my fucking throat!! Then John and _______ came together. Holy fucking shit it was the best thing, the best, best thing. I’ve never come that hard in my life!! We were all sitting around on the couch naked in our sweat-drenched clothes as John and _____ were still pulling on their cocks. An accidental threesome I can picture, but an accidental foursome? With a friend AND a couple?! God! I think I’ll be ok at home talking for a while now, I’ve been satiated!

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My REAL name is _____ and I live many lives. My online name when I’m HOME is “Kate” and online Kate writes DIRTY blogs, drinks black-guy-on-white-chick double penetration porn videos instead of coffee to get her juices going in the morning, and has more dildos and strap-on dicks than even the horniest college girls exploring ripe and tasty horny college girl-on-girl virgins for the first time.
When I dance at the nightclub, I’m Sydney. Sydney uses her body to cum to the music and Sydney slides her legs open in front of thousands of men, and Sydney does the splits in front of these men and she lifts up her clit to show them her pussy.

She slides her fingers inside of her pussy and then she pulls them out and she licks them.

Sydney sucks on her fingers and Sydney pinches her nipples and then runs her tongue along each one slowly, watching all of the cocks in front of her face rising under their zippers.

When I’m at my anonymous office day job, I wear the pencil skirt that shows my firm, round ass, pantyhose and high heels, hair up in a bun and glasses, my name is Charlotte. Charlotte is a sexy leggy thing with long brown hair that curls alongside the curves of her body and turns the heads of every man in the office. They can’t help but stare, simultaneously and silently deciding in their minds that it is time to take a “bathroom break”, where they go and yank on their dicks with the force of an ox from behind a bathroom stall.

They cum almost silently but so intensely picturing themselves bending her over the desk and shoving their cocks in her ass.

She teases the cum out of her boss’s ass, wearing the most cleavage-revealing tight tank tops under her sweater and the longest necklaces and the skirts that easily let her open her legs and give him a look at her tight yummy twat when she sat across from him in their meetings. She let her lip gloss shine at the center of her bottom lip and open her mouth wide, wide enough so that he could see how far she could stick a cock in it.

When I dress up in my little flowery 50s dress and curl my bangs so they show off most of my forehead and tie a bow in my hair I am Gracie. Gracie picks up her rotary phone and plays with random men she doesn’t know, talking dirty to them while her husband’s away. This is the only way Gracie can be happy while she spends all her days alone, with no one to talk to, no one to kiss her bright cherry lips, no one to crawl under her dress when he gets home and shove his tongue inside her twat, sucking on her clit and getting his face all wet and sloppy with her creamy pie right there in the kitchen, while she’s mixing ingredients for the banana cream pie she’s making…

When I wake up with a wet, sore pussy, bare-assed in a tank top with a dick in my mouth, I am Devyn.

Devyn is a devilish woman with dark red hair and a tattoo of a black rose on her neck. Devyn has beautiful perky little tits and Devyn likes licking women’s cunts as much as she likes getting her throat fucked, cock so hard and fat it makes her choke, spitting up vomit and coughing up his cum when he finally takes it out. Devyn will tie your hands to the shower rod or the punching bag in her garage while she licks the outside of your dick, rolls her tongue up the shaft, holds both of your balls in her cheeks at the same time and sticks the tip of her tongue in your asshole and slowly flicks her tongue against the space between your balls.

Devyn will keep you tied up while you watch her bury her face in another woman’s puss on her elbows and knees spreading her asshole wide right in front of your face.

Devyn will get down on all fours and lick up a bowl of bukake with a chain around her neck like she’s a dog that’s tied up in the pen. Devyn will do anything you ask.

And then sometimes I’m Jane. Jane is shy, wears sweaters and skirts down to her knees and flat shoes and tights and her vagina is so squeaky clean you could cook dinner in it, and it has only been tasted once by her best friend Jessie, her roommate freshmen year in college. It was an all-girl school and Jessie was so horny she would sneak out after curfew and crawl under the sheets and between the legs of her classmates. She would be so gentle while she sucked on their pussies while they were sleeping that the girls would think they were dreaming, and then they’d wonder why they were so happy the next day!

Yeah, I got a lot of people in my head…almost as many as have been in my pussy! Ok, well, maybe not THAT many, but let’s just say, A LOT. Which one of “my girls” do YOU want to meet most?! xoxoxox

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OK, so, I’m a big girl. Curves, DDD’s, a big booty, thick thighs. I’m about 180 lbs, but I’m hourglass: I’ve still got a 25″ waist and a really pretty face, which makes me a special kind of prize for MANY guys, but a lot of skinny girls don’t even see me as a threat and fuck them– I love that they don’t see me cumming! Literally. ;)

Cuz they don’t know their boys hook up with ME all the time, on the side. That’s right, skinny bitches, I’ve HAD your hot man, and I will again! They BEG me to suck their cocks with my full luscious lips, and go rock-hard when they see my gorgeous (FIRM) big tits.

When I strip to my thong and they see all that ass and those thighs, your man has forgotten your skinny little white girl no-butt!  They just want to grab onto my sexy flesh and sink inside something SOFT and WARM and INVITING for once!

So my latest conquest is my neighbor. Him and his girlfriend are like early 30’s I’d guess, and I’m 25 almost 26, just so ya know. ;) Anyways, when they first moved in I was my usual nice self, and HE was super sweet, but she was standoffish and kinda bitchy since day 1. So I didn’t feel bad when I started kinda crushing on him and fantasizing fucking him behind her size 4 back!

FINALLY bitch went outta town this past weekend for work, and I could make my move! My garbage disposal had been backed up for like, 3 weeks, but I put on a super thin, super short little sundress and marched across the street, knocked at his door, and did my best damsel in distress routine.

“Hey L_____, My garbage disposal JUST stopped working- I think I might have jammed something in there, but I’m scared to reach in an check it myself. Would you mind taking a look for me?”

Of course, he told me, and he followed me over to my place. I SWEAR I could feel his eyes all over my ass as it swished and swayed in that little dress. I fucken KNEW this guy was into curves! His skinny GF is his cover– you know– the “typical hot skinny chick” he thinks he needs on his arm to impress his lawyer or business buddies, but I can TELL this guy likes a girl with MEAT on her bones! So I did my swishiest walk, feeling my ass jiggle, knowing he must be seeing it with his jaw on the floor behind me.

When we get inside, he starts messing with the switch for the disposal, and squats to look under the sink.

“You might just have a clog in the pipe, because the motor appears to be working actually” he said, looking at the pipes.

“Can I see?” I asked, and got down on my knees and leaned in.

I knew my dress was short enough that it wouldn’t cover my ass when I did this. There it was– big round, smooth, tan ass right in his face, only a tiny string almost lost between the thick cheeks blocked his view of my pussy.

“Mmmmmmmm, yeah, maybe that’s the problem,” I said, still on my knees, ever so slightly wagging my ass in his face.

“Um-er–I’m sorry– I can’t really help you with the pipes, you’ll have to call a plumber” he said, nervously clearing his throat.

I knew that if I turned around, I’d see a raging hard-on in his pants.

“Well, I said, there is ONE other thing…”

“Yes” he said, picking up what I was putting down, cuz I felt a light touch– his hand– gently go on my ass.

“I really haven’t been fucked doggy-style in a long time” I said, looking over my shoulder, batting my eyelashes at him.

“I….um…”

I reached back and ran my fingernail under the string of my thong, and very slowly pulled it aside, revealing my sparkling wet pussy.

“And I promise I’ll never tell…”

“Fuck it!” he said, and started quickly undoing his belt and jeans. He was so hard that dick was VISUALLY THROBBING!

“Yeah baby” I said as he sunk it into me, grabbing my big ass, pulling me down on his cock urgently, “fuck me!”

My fleshy ass and thighs bounced against him, and I felt his big balls slapping at my pussy with each thrust. He had a nice pair!

With every plunge into me, he seemed to get  MORE aggressive and more excited. I knew what else I wanted: I wanted the TRUTH!

As he’s slamming me from behind, I ask him “you LOVE to FUCK big, curvy girls like me, don’t you?”

“Yes” he said, “I fucking love a big ass and big tits.”

“When you’re fucking your skinny girlfriend, you’re thinking about fucking ME aren’t you?”

“Yessss…” he moaned, orgasm getting close, ‘it’s true. I’ve wanted to fuck you since we moved here.”

“Ride me” he then commanded, laying on my kitchen floor, “I wanna watch those BIG FUCKING TITS BOUNCE as I fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked!”

So I took his orders and his challenge and straddled him and sank down on his cock and he wasn’t lying– it felt sooooo freakin’ good! I bounced on him like a cowgirl, bucking and writhing and leaning back, letting my huge tits fall to the side. His cock hammered deep into me, rubbing at my G-spot, making me go crazy.

YESSSSSSS! I yelled when I came. And I mean I CAME! Like, the whole block could prolly hear!

A few seconds later he janked his cock outta me, aimed it at me, and was spurting all over my thighs and legs. His hot load coating me made me smile- I fucken KNEW he liked BBWs! He had more jizz in him than I’d seen in a while. He must have been giving old skinny back home tiny squirts, but he gave ME mother-fucking-LOAD! That’s what my body does to cock–it makes it CUM like no other!

Then we both cleaned up, he kissed me deeply, and made me again promise not to ever utter a word to his girlfriend. I told him on ONE condition: he fuck me in my ASS next time. Yes, NEXT TIME. Cuz we’re going to make a thing a this, trust me!

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Oh my God you guys the craziest thing just fucking happened you’ll never fucking believe it. So the other day I was going to visit my friend at her new place. And she gave me the wrong address: 4526 when it should have been 2645. And I was thinking…”didn’t she say her new house was blue?” you know, getting a little weirded out…

And then this guy opened the door! Who I’d never seen before. But he was sweet looking and had a mustache—I’m a sucker for that kind of thing! And he said hi and welcomed me in, he looked so nervous. I was like “…where’s Emily? WOAH your place is nice.” and he was all Emily? I know a few Emilys. He looked SO nervous. I felt so bad for him!

…but I wasn’t worried I could tell he was nice and then all of a sudden it clicked. He said: “Well I didn’t expect you’d be here so soon!” and he held out a fold of money.
He had called for a prostitute!!

Like I said, no judgment, I know plenty of girls who whore and they are great, it’s just not a thing I do.
So I cleared up the situation and said no no I was just looking for my friend’s house! I mean, it’s no big deal, I don’t judge. He was SO embarrassed! He was all stammering and looking shy and so I said hey listen. Listen. It’s ok. And then I kissed him and whispered in his ear why don’t you call that other girl back and tell her not to come, huh?

He did and then I pounced! I led him into the bedroom and just started sucking his cock!! He was so surprised!

I just lay him down on the bed and shucked off his pants and went to town and got him hard in seconds.

He loved it this tall scrawny guy was running his fingers through my hair and just let me have my way with him!! I could tell he liked women taking control right away, I can tell that about guys. I love it when I get to just take what I want.

So after that I took my shirt off—I’m short but I got a big pair of DD tits and I know what all guys just ever want to do is fuck them. They all think about it but can never say it!
And I’m always like — I know what you’re thinking lol. And I want it I want to get my tits fucked all the time.
IT FEELS SO GOOD. And I did it with this guy and he loved it! His eyes went into the back of his fucking head! But he let me do all the work take all the control. I pushed my tits around his dick and went up and down and up and down I went fast at first then slow slow slowwww.

He couldn’t believe it! He was like oh my God I’ve never fucked a girl’s tits before!! And I said you can fuck mine all fucking night, his dick felt so good, it was complete rock fucking hard and not getting any softer!! I pumped up and down with one arm on my tits and one hand I was getting myself off.

I’d never met this guy before and I just walked in on him trying to get laid and it was all so fucking hot!!

Then I tell you what…I wanted him to bust all over my fucking boobs, but first I had to ride his face!! I wanted to cum riding him so bad!

I crawled up totally naked and held my quivering pussy right above his soft beard and aching tongue.

I knew he wanted to eat me so bad he couldn’t stand it. But he let me have his way with me. Good boy. I lowered myself over his mouth and rubbed myself raw on his lips. Oh it felt so fucking good. He let me take all I wanted from his warm hungry little mouth. Finally I came so hard I thought Emily could hear me down the street! I screamed “FUUUUUCK!” jizzing and squirting right into his moving mouth! And he sucked me dry every last drop! It was SO fucking hot.

But then I had to give him what he deserved hehehe. For being so good to me. I pulled him up and then over to the side so he was sitting on the bed and I could kneel in front of him. I fucking love getting a load blown on me when I’m on my knees! So I worked my way all the way down to the bottom of his cock just deep throating the fuck out of him and this time I went so fast I was just a machine I was a piston my neck pumping and pumping and pumping and I was almost screaming CUM FOR ME CUM FOR ME CUM FOR ME PAINT MY FUCKING CUM FACE CUM FOR ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW and he was gasping and quivering and finally he said I’m gonna cum!

And I pulled out and nozzled his dick all over my huge fucking tits to feel his sweet hot juicy cum all over my skin!

And then I rubbed it all into my creamy boobs. Oh my God it felt so so SO good.

After that we were sharing a smoke lying on the bed laughing at just how random and fun it all was—like when does something like this ever happen right? So we were talking about our lives and I said “I’m a phone sex girl.” And he was like “Cool! … Uh … do I have to call you and pay if I want to talk to you again?” I laughed and said no just let me suck your dick again next time!! He’s a lucky boy. Not that he can fulfill all my needs, let’s get real…almost time to start work again…

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1. I can say “FUCK” all the fucking time. That’s probably my favorite word.

2. Making guys cum makes me feel pretty damn good about myself. Sure, most guys hang up once the dirty deed is done but I don’t care. To be honest, nobody really notices me in real life, I am LITERALLY a ghost to a lot of people. But when I go home & switch on to one of my phone sex characters – I become your desire. I can be whoever I want to be. So hell yeah, go me!

3. Working from home and being in my underwear or better yet, my cute little panties with my butt cheeks hanging out is the BEST THING EVER.

4. Phone sex allows me to be creative and to be as sexy as I feel like, something I don’t really get to do in real life. After all, they say the most sexual part of the human body is the brain – if your head’s not into it then nothing else will be.

So if you enjoy phone sex as much as I do, then you know what to do! Talk to you soon! ;)

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