I’m a TALL woman, t-a-l-l. And I guess this intimidates some guys. Lol as it should, I’m a saucy bitch and I don’t take any shit. Most guys are scared of a woman like me! But you’ll never fucking guess the fucking good sex I just had today holy shit. And I gotta get on the phones in just a minute ha! But shit let me just type this out because I have a fuckin’ STORY for you all.
I was on my morning run — I like to stay in shape, LOL reformed volleyball girl over here — and when I’m on my run I don’t like to talk to fuckin’ ANYONE. You know, like, I’m sweating, I’m in my track clothes, gimme a break! But it was chilly out and I’d just started and was like fuck, my cunt’s colder than a witch’s tit, I’ll just duck into this coffee place for a little somethin then get back out there.
And holy shit this big young guy behind the counter just made me melt right away. It was fucking nuts how turned on I get right away like I wasn’t even THINKING about sex you know?! You know how that happens? You’re minding your own business thinking about whatever bullshit in your own damn life and suddenly you see someone and just like well fuck, now all I can think about is getting fucked. Alright then huh.
And I was like well shit I look like shit – nice way to see this guy! Though I guess he was in his apron or whatever so he probably wasn’t too pleased either. Well whatever you don’t choose these things. I get a warm thing of something and I just thought “We have to fuck later”.
I was wrong about that.
I had to fuck him NOW.
I went back out on my run but I couldn’t stop thinking of his dick in my pussy, like I was just obsessed. When I passed the shop on my way back I went back in and his face lit up when he saw me! I was like lol hey I gotta talk to you. Like right now. He said uh uh uh ok I guess I’ll take my break.
Led him around the corner and was like we have to fuck. You want to fuck me don’t you? He said uh uh uh yes and I said good and started rubbing his dick. Holy shit well was that worth it all! Who knew he was getting that close! And he had such a nice dick. Holy fuck I wanted him to fuck me.
He was like what if someone see us?
“Yeah. What if?”
“Uh uh uh. I guess. Whatever I have to fuck you.”
“That’s the fuckin’ spirit!”
I kept sucking his dick though haha I didn’t want to stop! I went long and slow and buried my face in his crotch and he said holy shit how do you suck dick like that. It ain’t hard if you know what you’re doing. ;) ;) Hahaha.
“Ok,” I panted. “Fuck me. It’s time for you to fuck me.” I dropped my pants and bent over and it was goddamn about time when he eased his big ol’ dick into my pussy. Holy shit! His dick felt so fucking good.
“Holy shit” his hands squeezing my bobbing ass, “you feel so damn good, your pussy’s so fucking good babe”
“Come on fuck me harder harder harder DO IT”
“Yeah yeah holy shiiit’ he cupped my boobs and kept ramming into me and I just felt all this ugliness and badness get fucked right out of me. Like all the shit of this whole month just lift up and floated way.
“WOAH THAT’S HOT!”
Oops. I guess someone did see us.
Because there were like four or five people watching us! Guys and girls both poking their heads in the alley.
“Oh no. Uh uh uh.”
“WELL DON’T STOP, FUCK ME!”
The crowd cheered. “Yeah don’t stop!” Lol. Smartasses.
“Fuck me!” I said horasely, come on fuck me fuck me.
“Yeah fuck her!”
I flipped them off. Smartasses. They cheered. And he kept fucking me! My pussy was getting reamed so fucking good. I dug my shoes into the gravel and rubbed my clit furiously and thought I was gonna break the fucking wall! Lol. I knew what had to happen next. “Will you fuck my ass?” I said.
“Holy shit you’ll let me fuck your ass?”
“Fuck my fucking ass!”
“Yeah fuck her ass!”
“Shut the fuck up!”
And then he put it right in! I shit you not, the crowd clappped. IT was like a fucking baseball game or something! Lol what the fuck.
But holy fuck he was good at fucking my ass! He just rammed me and filled me up so fucking good I just felt whole again I looked up at the clouds and he pulled my hair and I was nothing but his dick in me and feeling his touch in the icy winter air it was like something out of a movie.
“You gonna cum or what?!”
Those fucking peanut gallery nerds.
I’d already come twice after all this shit but they didn’t need to know that!
“Oh shit I’m gonna come!” I was ready for it. I mean I didn’t need it, but I wanted him to feel that good and I wanted them to get a show so…
“Come on my face!” I said.
“Holy fuck really?”
I got down on my knees and said come on on come for me baby give them what they want!” And they were yelling CUM CUM CUM CUM by this point and he splooged all over my sweet little mouth!
…turned out the crowd was kinda big.
He stood over me looking shocked! His apron was on the ground lol. He looked so confused and also like he knew he’d just had the best fuck of this hwole life. “What do we do?” he said in a tiny voice.
“Smile. And wave.” I said, winked at him. The crowd cheered again. Weird fucking life but you can bet I’m all ready to start my shift lol.
