I am home for the holidaze back in the town I went to school at. I thought I’d take a week off from work so I thought ok, let’s go home for a bit and see what my family is up to. But you know, it’s just all so BORING!

So friggin’ boring around here…

To cure some of that boredom I took a little walk around the neighbourhood and who do I see but my old buddy B____!

He and I used to pal around back in the day but we were always fucking some other dumb people and we never made it happen. He was always such a sweet guy dating some bitch and I was always dating some asshole.

But here he was walking his dog and shit he had gotten HOT! Like HOT. He was in his jacket in the snow in his big scraggly beard and I was like DAMN B____ is that you!?

“Woah! STRANGER what the hell?” and he hugged me off the ground and I was like well damn maybe I won’t be resting here much after all. See what other parts of him have grown maybe….

LOL but he was like what you doing, I’d love to have you over in my house for a coffee if you’re not busy. I thought shit I’m ABOUT to get busy friend.

And soon as he was in his kitchen I was all over him! Dropped to my kneeees right there and began sucking his dick!

You can believe he was so fucking surprised he was like “huh?!?! Whaaat??! What am” and I was like making up for lost time B____ what do you thhhink I’m doing.
He got it after that LOL.

He let me suck his dick for a while which was so so good I loved the taste of him, loved his hard flesh pumping in and out of the sweet perfect O of my lips.

“Can I fuck your tits?”

“Oh my God PLEASE yes!”

See I love having my tits fucked! It gives me power, it makes me feel good and right I can’t explain it I just love when a guy’s dick is nestled and pumping between my boobs. A lot of guys don’t want to fuck them, I don’t get it! But he wanted it so bad. SO FUCKING BAD. His face almost shot out of his skull! He couldn’t believe he got to fuck them. He put me on the bed and straddled me and put his lovely cock right in the middle of my tits and just went to fucking town! I licked his head when it got far and started getting myself off because my pussy was so fucking wet by then from how fucking turned on I was! It was nuts!

“Holy shit your tits feel so good I can’t fucking believe it!”

“Don’t stop don’t stop!!!”

He went on and on just ramming through my tits and he was so fucking hard! It was sweaty and so hot it was like we were going to melt into the bed!

“Fuck me. Fuck my pussy my pussy needs you.”

“Babe your tits are so good”

“FUCK MY PUSSY NOW. Please.”

“Twist my arm,” he panted and flipped around and got in there and fuuuuuuuck! Shit he filled up every part of my aching hole like nothing! Oh my God it was incredible! He gripped me with his strong arms and curled me up into him while he fucked me. So strong and so good. Holy God I never thought I’d get fucked like that! I never wanted him to stop!
“Your pussy’s so fuckin’ tight!!”

“OOH GOOOOOD FUCK MEEEEE!”
“Sssh. I have neighbours…”

I bit my own hand to keep from screaming too loud that’s just what I had to do! Goddamn I couldn’t keep myself I was just getting fucked that hard…
I had wanted to fuck this guy for years and now I was finally fucking him. I had fantasized about this moment since I was not half the woman I was now and now I was getting it and it was even better than I had ever thought. He had been the guy of my dreams! Who fucking knew this kind of shit comes true! All I had to do was be at the right place and the right time and ask. That’s all. That was all. And the best sex of my life, the best fuck I’ve had to this day, coming at me in his bedroom with the lamp low and the snow falling outside. My God. My Life. My life. I never knew.

“You gonna fuck my ass or what?”

“You’ll let me fuck your ass?!”

“I want you to fuck my ass. Just go slow.”

Okay…he lubed up and changed and got in very very slowly and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. Holy shit every hole and my tits and now this!! HE knew just how to fuck an ass not to go all crazy Buck Rogers but slow and gentle and open me up. Holy crap did he open me up. He fucked me just the right speed and it was like my brain went to another planet like being in outer space that’s how good it felt to be fucked so right in my perky ass. God fucking damn. Amazing. Amazing. I didn’t realize I was rubbing my clit so hard until I came! You fuckin bet I saw stars.

“You come?” he panted.

“Yeah. Come for me baby. Come for me. Give it to me.”

“Can I cum on your tits?”

“Please come on my fucking tits.”

And he pulled out gentle too and before I knew it sprayed his sweet self all over my face and boobs. I just lay there with my hair fanned, my face full of hot cum, smiling at him and touching his leg as he emptied himself over me shaking and breahting and panting loud.

“Should done this…” he said. “years ago…”

“Never too late B____.”

“Ain’t…that…the truth!”

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Omg so last night I rode the fattest, most MONSTER COCK ive ever even seen!!!

Now I love me a big cock for sure, but this was like pussy-tearing HUGE.

Beer can thick.
At least 8 inches long.
Attached to VERY average-looking man, but so what?! A nice cock brings a 5 up to a 9! LMAO
But really guys, im normally happy with an average cock cuz that’s most of what you run into. Until this one.

So I’m like sucking it to start, and im gagging on it feeling like im gonna puke all over it but I managed to keep that shit down.

I swear im gonna have lockjaw too but fuck it was worth it!
Anyway I’m sucking and gagging and he’s getting a huge thrill just watching me try to get that beast all the way down my throat. He got so excited grabbing my head an forcing that meat down.

He was fucking my tonsils- punishing them for daring to take on a cock so big! If I opened my mouth any further, I swear I think my jaw would have broken! And my nice tits are out now and he’s looking down on a real show!
So I’m doing my best to OWN that thing, slobbering all over it while I also use BOTH hands to jerk and stroke it. I can tell he was really loving it cuz he started to grab at my tits and my skirt that was still on.
Clearly he wanted to fuck and of course I did too but shit, I was a bit worried at that point. I was wet for sure going nuts on that pole but my mouth is obvs bigger than my snatch!

He laid down and signaled me over and I mustered up my courage, lifted my skirt, kicked off my panties, and SAT ON IT.

Omg it was like a battering ram jamming sinking up into me! Like a punch in the gut! That pink, meaty fist started to disappear into my tight cunt, inch by painful inch, and I swear I could HEAR my pussy rip at the edges as I came down on the last half inch but I didn’t care!!! I was going to fuck this massive cock and that was that!
But yeah, shit hurt! Im tight anyway, so it took like 5 mins just to adjust to having it inside me before I could start bouncing around, and then it was GAME ON!
And let me tell ya…omg insane! I felt like I was impaled with cock! It filled every nook and cranny of my pussy, leaving no surface untouched! I felt cock on the left, on the right, and on the top.

OH YEAH he shouted as I really loosened up and got my bounce on!

It felt like he was fucking a hole right thru me! And he was loving it cuz then he said he most girls couldn’t get that fucking meat pole all the way inside of them but how he LOVED that I was.

YEAH MOST GIRLS CAN’T HANDLE ALLLLL OF ME He said breathlessly as I arched my back and bounced.

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST YOU SURE CAN OH MY GOD THIS FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
I was getting close to cumming and I announced it.
HELLS YEA he said and then he began to pump his hips up at me harder, coaxing his own orgasm.
Frankly Id been a millisecond away from CUMMING HARD the moment that ginormous cock was in me, so I just couldn’t hold out any longer either. I came—vibrating on that cock and screaming and bucking and rubbing my clit too and I just came so hard I was shaking.

MY TURN NOW he said, and pulled his cock out. I felt like it took half of my insides with me! I felt like I’d dropped a few pounds!

And he just aimed that monster cock up at the sky and shot the most massive load I’ve ever seen!

I mean that shit kept coming and coming and coming, spurting that hot white mess everywhere!
So yeah, it was a great date. ;)
It’s gonna take some time though to build up to butt-fucking. I mean, will I ever SHIT the same again if I jam that colossal thing in my ass?!!! But I can’t lie—im interested in trying!

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Hi guys! Sorry I’ve been away for a bit, I took a few months to do some traveling! But don’t worry, I was thinking about y’all a lot.

Like when I was standing over the toilet at a rest stop on my road trip, one leg over each side, my hands pressed up against the piss-stained wall while the gas station attendant was ramming me from behind so that I could get a free tank of gas. Or when I fucked that trucker in his cab.

I drove across country, actually. Saw some crazy shit. DID some crazy shit. Got as many free tanks of gas as I could – I prefer to call them sponsored, you know I’m kinda slutty so I’ll use my beautiful booty and sexy smile to get me things, why the fuck not, I’m a W O M A N and I was given all of these assets. And guys like ASSets, I like free things, so…

I fucked 4 different gas station dudes. It was only when I happened to stop in the middle of the night, the place was deserted, he was lonely, hell this one guy in a southern state was straight jacking off when I walked in! I was wearing the itty bitty booty shorts that showed the chunky flesh and some flip flops and a halter tank top that showed my sweet little bit of belly fat around my hips since it was 100 degrees and sticky hot because it was the south. And he liked what he saw!

I know he was already yankin on his cock long before I got there – he was watching interracial double-penetration porn!

I saw the whole video in the reflection in the window as I was pretending to look at a magazine. I could see the dude’s arm moving rapidly so in my head I was instantly thinking…………….. $$$$$$ ……………. I could really max out on this by a few little flicks of my tongue. Usually that’s enough to get a guy off anyway, my blowjobs are THAT GOOD. I like to take it in slowly and lick it all over, really utilize my tongue on that cock, maximizing the depth of my throat with a nice hard dick stuffed all the way into the back of it.

So just when he was about to hit his breaking point, I could tell because his shoulder was moving so quickly and his eyes kept darting from his phone under the counter to me, I dropped a pack of gum on the floor, flipped my long wavy hair around as I bent over to pick it up, turned to catch a glimpse of him looking at my ass in full view out the corner of my eye, stood up and walked toward him.

His face turned white as I got closer and I knew he was about to shoot some other kinda white too.

I leaned over the counter, my cleavage fully out and taunting him. He stared at my tits harder than a 13 year old virgin at his hot 8th grade teacher.

“Hi,” I said in a seductive voice and smiled at him.

“H-h-hiiiii,” he stammered back, clearly cumming all over his hand under the jacket he laid over his pants.
“I need 20 bucks on pump 4, but I only have this,” I held up a 100 dollar bill, “so I’ll need some change.”

The kid was so stunned and exasperated from what was probably the best orgasm of his life he told me he set it, and that one was on him.

“Thanks,” I smiled, sticking my hip out so he could see my round delicious booty in them cute little jean shorts. “You’re the best.”

That one was way too easy.

Another stop on the journey I was at one of those big truck stops where the truckers take showers and sleep and there’s a diner attached to it. I was walking out of the ladies room when a semi-truck driver was heading into the men’s room. He had a bag and a towel in his hand.

I stopped in my tracks, knowing he was eyeing me up, and with only a few words I was lathering him up in that shower, naked as fuck, scrubbing the filth off of his back with the sponge. I got down on my knees in that shower and started tugging at his dick, and within a matter of seconds, he was cumming all over my hand.

And then when I was almost home, I was so close to being back, but I didn’t want to break my last hundred, so I hiked up my shorts so my ass cheeks fell out the back and walked into the gas station. It was a woman working. All the guys in the store were staring at me as I moseyed around, looking for something to drink. Her eyes were glued to my butt. I walked up to the counter and did the lean-over again, the tits out, the cleave making anyone feel intimidated.

“Can you show me where the restroom is?” I asked her in a low voice. I could feel her attraction to me radiating from her itching legs.

“Right this way,” she walked out from the counter and led me to the bathroom.

Just as she was about to walk away I pulled her inside and we went to town.

We kissed each other and undressed ourselves quickly.

She pulled down the diaper changing table and pushed me on top of it. SHE wanted to EAT ME out! She didn’t even take my shorts off, she nibbled at my ass cheeks and lightly bit the skin.

She kissed my inner thighs right under my shorts and pulled them down just enough to get her tongue up in my puss.

She rubbed her clit while eating me out, and needless to say, she comped my tank of gas because my pussy was so sweet. And I made her cum too. I didn’t even have to do a damn thing!

But anyways I’m back home now and cannot wait to get back to the phones!!! I’m ready for y’all, are you ready for me???? :) :) :)

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Ever wonder about your friends– if they look good naked?

Well now I know! Merry Early Christmas to me! Haha…
I had a couple days off the phones and my husband I planned to go to the mountains with our two friends, T_____ and J______ who I’ve always thought were just the HOTTEST couple.
So I kept thinking about sex as we were driving up there, sitting next to T_____ in the backseat, with her luscious smell and hot body was radiating at me…

I wanted every part of her flesh right then already. I wanted her to be touching me.

My cunt was sending messages to me and it wanted her hand. To feel those sweet little manicured fingers of hers inside.

Well this morning we woke up after a fairly uneventful night and it was SO COLD! Me and T____ were up early and got a fire going and we were warming ourselves by the fire with those blankets and before I knew it our bodies were touching each other under the blanket and my pussy was just aching it wanted her so bad. I couldn’t believe it, I’ve never been with another girl but she was just so hot and I swear sex just oozed off her.
“I don’t meant to be forward, but have you ever been with another girl?” she asked.
Oh my God she knew just what I was thinking?! I thought fuck! How can she…and I all basheful said no why? WHY?
“Hehe calm down sweet cheeks,” she said. “I have. A few times. J_____ knows, he likes it, he thinks it’s cool. I think women are sexy.”
And then she put a hand on my face and a hand down somewhere else! I couldn’t fuckin’ believe it! And lil ol’ me I’m a professional lol. What the hell!! I said I like that. She said you do!

And then she entered me with her sweet fingers, taking up all the space in my throbbing cunt and rubbing my clit with her thumb. Oh God I’d never felt so good in my life! I just wanted to melt into her!

She bit down on my lip and shoulder and pumped herself inside of me like nothing else I’d ever felt.

She was so fucking hot! I squeezed her tits and drew her into me as she fingered me and I wanted to scream! And then she put her hand over my mouth holy shit and here I was thinking I didn’t know what I was doing all I knew is that was just turning me the fuck on so much!
“Already at her now T_____?”
Then shit it was her husband J____ in the room! Caught red-handed. I was like oh fuck no no keep going please also I’m sorry also I thought I was straight I—-what what? Everything at once!
“It’s okay,” he said. “I like it. I’ve always thought you were hot, you know. I can leave…”
“Well,” T_____ said, her fingers still pumping inside me, “I like it when you join in.” She cocked her head at me.
“Oh God. I. Yes. YES!” She put her hand on my mouth again. “Don’t forge.t Quiet.” she whispered.
Then all of a sudden that sexy motherfucker J____ was on us and had his dick out! God knows I needed something to suck on haha. And then holy shit she was fucking me while I was sucking her husband’s cock! Shit I can’t even tell you how damn hot it was. They had obviously done this ebfore lol they knew just what to do. Plugged in both holes, him standing over me loving how I was suckin him and she getting herself off rubbing her own cunt and mine. Holy shit!

But I needed something more than a hand soon and I put myself up on the couch rubbing my pussy and I said “Fuck me!”
“SSSSH!”

My husband can sleep through anything lol. It’s not like he had to know!

Soon I was getting fucked on the couch by his strong hard dick and then she put her pussy on my face!

Holy shit my God I didn’t know anything could feel so damn good. Her pussy was so sweet and creamy and I loved getting my tongue into it while getting the shit fucked out of me! She rode me gripping my hair and just taking everything she wanted. Fucking hot. Loved that. Shit, I think I like eating pussy. Good to know I guess! Haha. And he just kept fucking me like no one’s goddamn BUSINESS.
“Damn sweetie, who knew this one would be so much fun?” He said to her.

“She’s a wild one, alright, and she’s fucking good at licking my clit!”

“Probably says she’s never done this before.”
“I haven’t!” I protested. And then I shoved my tongue back up her snatch.
She and I both came at the same time and it was AMZAING. Like. AMAZING. Like. The best orgasm I’d EVER had! Holy fucking shit I’m getting jittery and wet just thinking about how hard I came. And T_____ was going “FUUUUUUCK HOLY SHITTTTTTT” I thought she was going to blast into space!
J____ was a silent guy, one of those strong and silent guys during sex. I like that usually though it was also kinda fun to hear T____ screaming too. ;) But when he started grunting I knew he was about to cum and I wanted to get it all! Lucky T_____ had the same idea.
“Come on sweetie, cum for her, cum for us, cum for us!” We lined up under him with our tongues out waiting lol.

“Oh shit!” And that’s all he said as he gave us a nice thick load.

AND THEN T_____ AND I LICKED IT OFF EACH OTHER. It was so weird I didn’t realize how hot that would be but it was! Fucking shhhit!

I was just in the shower when I heard my husband get up and yawn and go to the kitchen. Heard him say to J____ “Wow, you’re so cheery for it being this early!” That bird didn’t get the worm! I guess you learn something new every day.

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Lick it first! I demanded as his tongue lingered near my asshole.

Clearly he did not know what an anal fetish I had!
But he complied and I felt the soft, warm tongue penetrate my hole with eager precision, wriggling its way inside of me.
Yessssssssss….
I relaxed all my muscles and let my ass go loose on him, opening up its hole of treats for him to explore. He had a few fingers already sliding in and out of my admittedly saturated pussy and when he added the tongue, my pleasure increased tenfold.
I was on my knees with my ass in the air and his face was buried behind me as I moaned with MY face pressed against the stained carpeting. I couldn’t take it. I needed his cock in my ass and I told him so.
He was again happy to comply. I turned around and took one good look at his cock. It was much thicker than I expected, veiny and bulging, pointing at me accusatorily.

In an instant I swallowed the shaft down, gagging myself as it filled my mouth too easily, punishing the tonsils as it made its way down.

If that thing was going in my ass, it would have to be really, really lubed up first.

I tugged his balls and stroked his taint as I jammed that cock down my throat, taking him deeper than I’m guessing any woman had ever, because he started shaking and going “oh god oh god” when I get him alllllll the way down.
Yes. This is my specialty. Nobody deep-throats like I do.
But I didn’t want him getting any ideas like blowing his wad down my throat, when I had other plans. I wanted that load up my ass and I was going to get what I wanted. I pulled his cock out of my mouth and a long cord of spittle was attached from my lips to his cock. It was sufficiently soaked with my spit.

I aimed that fat, bulbous tip at my chocolate star, took a deep breath, and pushed back onto it.

I felt the head part my cheeks, finding the hole, then I felt my whole body seem to open up and slide back on it. It was so tight, I had to keep breathing slowly, flexing and releasing my muscles, letting it find its way down that tight, smooth tunnel.
Yesssssssssss…
I think we both moaned as his hips finally met my ass, the whole of his thick cock buried in those tight cheeks up to my gut. It felt so fucking good and he’d barely even got in in there! When he took my hips and started to slowly pump me into and away from him, I couldn’t help but scream in pleasure YES over and over!

I felt that rod of hard meat thrusting up into me, taking what it wanted, owning my tight little hole—making it his secret, dirty fuckspace to annihilate at will.

My clit was buzzing like a housefly as he reamed my asshole, forcing himself impossibly deeper into me, pounding that meat hammer into my hole. I could hardly believe it was finally happening.
FUCK YEAH, DADDY I shouted!

Did I mention he’s my stepfather?

Anyway, he’s now going absolutely nuts on my ass, just buck-wild fucking and jamming and pounding and I keep egging him on: HARDER, DADDY!
See, I can’t cum until someone fucks my ass RAW. Like, anal-tearing raw. Like sore ass for a week raw. Like, every single fucking time I sit, I want the PAIN to remind me of how this man obliterated my ass with his cock! Now THAT is hot and it’s what REALLY gets me squirting!
Did I mention I squirt???
Anyway, I’m screaming for him to go harder and his face is just this purple-red color with his veins bulging in his temples. His cock is getting another specialty of mine: I’m gripping and relaxing, gripping and relaxing his cock with my ass. I’ve gotten reallllly good at moving the muscles from the bottom up, so it almost feels like a hand is stroking the shaft while it’s INSIDE of my ass.

I’ve been working on this move since I was 14, so now that I’m 19, my asshole has been pretty much lusted after (and had!) by every boy at school. So it’s only natural I had to turn my sights on someone a little harder to attain. But trust me—it wasn’t that hard. No panties, bend over in my little jean skirt when mom is gone, talk dirty when he tries to yell at me for it, and it was over.

I told him the only way I was going to stop flashing him like that, was if he punished my asshole.

And here we are.
And he’s about to blow and I’m now sitting on him as he lays, using my knees to bounce on his cock while also concentrating on gripping it with my sphincter. My middle finger strokes hard at my swollen clit and I rub it like mad as I work to squeeze him inside of me, coaxing the shaft to deliver the goods.
I know it’s close…and then it happens.
“OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” he screams as he grabs my hips, forcing me down on him.
His whole body is shaking and so am I as I feel his hot load explode up my ass and I start shaking too as I cum, contracting around his cock.

Then I feel it—my body convulses and I lean back and there it goes: my pussy shoots my lady liquid in a pleasured spurt into the air!

Yessssssssssssssss!
He grabs my hips and shakes my whole body, directing the last of his semen so deep inside me I feel like I can taste it. I sit there, spent and totally satisfied, for at least a minute. My asshole and his cock relaxing together, loosening up as the pleasure slowly faded.

Then he pushed himself off me, and I feel my poor, gaping and wounded asshole carefully contract back, empty now of his meat, dripping thick cum out, oozing down my crack as its portal squeezes shut.

Now…I tell him, if you can tell me that WASN’T the BEST FUCK of your life, we never have to do it again, and I swear I’ll never tell my mom.
BUT…if it WAS the best fuck of your life…and you want to maybe do it AGAIN, every time my mom isn’t home…this ass still could use a few more miles, if you know what I mean, daddy?

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If you’re into kink this might turn you on just a lil bit…

I’m a complete pervert and have some crazy dirty shit that goes through my mind, like all the time.

I was giving head to this cat right after I ate a giant burrito and his cock was so far down my throat I choked on it and spit up the whole. damn. thing. yeah, I vomited all over his cock, and you know what? He enjoyed it! He shoved his cock farther down my throat and encouraged more vomit to come up. carne asada and guacamole and hot sauce all over his dick. yummmmmmmm

it was fine though, he was tooootally into it! He grabbed a rag and wiped the vomit off of my face, shit was all over the place, and he shoved his tongue down my throat and started playing with my asshole and then stuck it in, all covered in my puke and shit. I wasn’t planning on puking on some guy’s dick but it happened and kind of turned me on also. It’s not like guacamole regurgitate in my ass was the worst thing that could be in there!

He blew his load in my asshole and I looked up at him – we were both covered in spit and vomit and cum and his kiddos were dripping out of my ass and I was just a mess.

There was puke tangled up in my hair and I knelt on his bed. He asked me if he could take a picture of me because I looked like I just got fucked by a wildebeest which I kind of did, it was pretty dirty and wild, and I stared up at his camera like I was stoned out of my mind. Fuck drunk, i’d call it. I got fucked so hard I was legit wasted.

He took pictures of me, of the cum dripping out of my asshole, of my wide dazed eyes with my pukey bangs hanging down in front of them, he spit on my tits and then took a picture of that too.

There were drips of spit coming off of my nipples like candle wax melting…

it was so sexy hot. I wanted to fuck more but was so stoned already I could hardly move.

We went to take a shower together and he washed my body with a soapy loofah, suds gathering all over my tits and my asshole and then I grabbed the loofah and started massaging him with it, and his dick was getting bigger and he pushed me against the wall and slammed his dick against my ass. He pulled the shower head off and sprayed it on my ass. I grabbed it and turned around, shot that thing right against my clit. He lifted my one leg up and knelt down, started licking me with the water running over his head.

I slowly brought the shower head around to my asshole and sprayed the water up inside of it, a really good feeling I never knew about before, I might add, and he’s going down on me and it’s just the hottest sex i’ve had in a long time. I grabbed onto his hair with my fingers and came all over his face.

He pushed me down to my knees and stabbed the back of my throat with his cock again… he pounded my mouth super hard like he was tryna make me throw up again.

I was gagging with tears streaming down from the corner of my eyes he was fucking my mouth so damn hard.

He pinched my nipples so fucking hard I screamed. This cat was hella rough. I dug it.

I pulled away from his mouth, I had to breathe, and he grabbed my waist and got behind me and stuck his cock in my ass. He really loved my ass, my god. so while he was fucking me I lean over and start puking again. all over the floor of the shower. That intense throat fucking was really hitting my gag reflexes. I’m glad it turned him on, I feel most guys would dip if a chick puked on them. but nah it was hot.

He tore the shit out of me, opened my asshole gaping wide to where I probably wouldn’t be able to walk for days. Or shit!!!

I literally got the shit fucked out of me, and it felt sooooo good.

It was so needed too, I haven’t had much kinky shit going on on the phones and I was totes in the mood for some dirty ass sex. Lits.

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“What do you want?” I asked him.

He was across the bar from me, this cutie waiting tables at my regular place, and I caught him checking me out every now and then. I’d hit on him all the time before but nothing came of it so I thought he just wasn’t into me. But then tonight he made it clear by the way he was staring at me relentlessly.
So I said: What do you want? And he blushed and said:
“Oh hey, sorry, I guess I just…I’ve ignored you before. Sorry if it seemed rude…”
“Well KINDA you were…” I said, “but now I guess you wanna hang out now?
“My girlfriend and I broke up last week…”he said all sheepish.
“Well that’s all you needed to say! What you doing after work?”
“Going home” he said quietly, “in half an hour”.
“Let me join you”, I said, and tossed back my drink, “Give me another and I’ll see you in thirty, sweet cheeks”.
Well as soon as he we were out the door I couldn’t keep my hands off him!

The urge to have his cock was so overwhelming that I almost unzipped him right there in front of the bar!

I got him in a cab and right there we were kissing and I felt his hard dick right through his pants. I couldn’t stop myself- soon I had it out and I was sucking him off right fucking there!
“Holy shit your mouth feels so fucking good!”
I like sucking dick, what can I say?

I was a little tipsy and in the back of my mind was like oh shit the cab driver…BUT I heard him just laugh and say you fuckers owe me a good tip at the end of thise one! I gave him a thumbs up because like my mouth was full.
My pussy was already all fucking wet under my skirt and soon I was ready to fuck him! But we weren’t at his fucking house yet! What was I gonna do?! I wanted that fucking dick bad in my pussy yesterday! lol
“Shit, you suck such good fucking cock I can’t fuckin believe it…”
“Yeah, you fucking love that–you’re gonna fuck me soon aren’t you?”

The words were just falling out of my mouth as I was jerking him off and slapping his big fucking cock against my tits!

“We’re here, uh, friends.” said the cabbie.
“Shit!” M____ gasped. “I need to…I think I left my wallet at.”
“Oh hold on I got it,” I said slyly though my pussy didn’t want to break away for a minute.
“This is hot,” stammered the cabbie. “Shit.” I noticed then his dick was poking up in his pants sitting there.
“Well sir…” I cooed to him, with M_____’s dick in my right hand and my left creeping up towards the cabbie’s pants. “Maybe we can work something out here. I’m afraid I don’t have much money.”
Hey sometimes you take a shot and you just go for a thing!

Hahahaha and I fucking did and it was great!

They were both like no way…but I said, “Boys– I want you to fuck me on both ends!”

In minutes my leather skirt was off and I finally had that fucking dick in my pussy and godDAMN it felt good! And then as he’s pounding and thrusting away, the cabbie’s dick found its way into my mouth!

FUCK YESSS

They just fucked me over and over and over. Then they picked me up! and I felt like I was flying in the air as I got fucked even harder with their dicks pumping and pumping away and their strong arms gripping my back as they took and took. God it was the sexiest hottest fucking thing I’ve ever done in my whole fucking life!

“Shiiiiit you hot fucking slut you’ll do anything for a cock won’t you?!”

“CUM” I said grasping the dick out of my mouth.

“Come on, cum on my face, fucking give it to me, I want it, I want it bad.”
“Holy shit…”
“FUUUCK!” And they both jizzed right on my sweet fucking face and all over my tits!

Needless to say…it was a good night!!!!

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Last weekend we all went out and got SHITFACED drunk.

“We” as in me, my boyfriend, my friend Amanda, and her new boyfriend Mike. (All names have been changed to protect the non-innocent!)
So we knocked back quite a few at the bar and then ended up at my place, where Amanda and I were dancing close and sexy while my boyfee played DJ. And just like every time I get drunk, my bisexual side comes a-roarin’ out!

Before I knew it Amanda and I had our tongues down each other’s throats and the boys were egging us on!

Not wanting to disappoint, I grabbed Amanda by her long blonde ponytail and kissed down her neck…then lifted up her shirt and unsnapped her bra…the whole time with JUST enough sobriety left in my to worry/wonder how her new man was going to feel about this, since I have no idea how he feel about Amanda being Bi. But as I wrapped my mouth around one of her adorable little A cups, he sure seemed down so I didn’t stop!

I stripped her naked in the center of the room and laid her down. The guys were both like “YEAH, DO THAT” so she laid back and we continued to make out as I made my way down her body with my kisses.

Then I heard the sound of zippers and both our dudes had their cocks out, sitting on the sofa, and started stroking themselves to Amanda and me.

“TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF TOO” Mike told Amanda, slowly wringing his cock.

Amanda pulled my dress off over my head and pulled off my panties and now she laid me down on the floor and spread my legs. I closed my eyes as I felt her warm, soft tongue slip between my pussy lips. I couldn’t help but moan as one of her French manicured-fingers slid into me as well. I kinda felt like a porn star, getting finger-banged by a hot chick while people watched.

I opened my eyes and looked over at the boys and couldn’t believe what I saw: Mike had his hand around MY boyfriend’s cock, and was stroking him off!

I never, not in a MILLION YEARS would have thought my man would be down with that! For like one second I felt weird and betrayed even, but then, as I continued to watch while also enjoying Amanda rubbing my clit, I started to really like it! I’ve totally never seen a guy jerk off another guy before, and it was much hotter than I would have thought!
So, since THEY had been so hip on giving directives to US girls, I suddenly felt emboldened to give some of my own!

“HEY—WHY DON’T YOU LET MIKE SUCK IT?” I asked my boyfee.

I mean, shit—if Mike was into stroking another dude’s cock, is a blowjob that far off? Obvs this dude Mike was bi too, so…
My man is supposedly straight. HOWEVER. Mike got down in front of him and there were NO objections!

My man slipped his hard cock right into Mike’s eager mouth while Amanda dove into my pussy again, this time jamming a finger in my asshole, too.

I was driving me nuts! But so was Mike sucking on my boyfriend’s dick! WHY was that so hot?!

But wait! It gets better!
Amanda wriggled her ass at Mike and it’s like they read each others minds.

“COME FUCK L________” Amanda says to my man about me.
So my boyfee lays down on top of me and slips it in. Somehow just having an audience was hot, but they had way more in mind! So I’m laying there with my legs up in the air getting fucked, and then Amanda is straddling my face with her wet pussy. I grab her sweet thighs and pull her pussy lips into my mouth. She starts riding my face as my man fucks me!
BUT WAIT!
It gets BETTER!!!!
Mike whispered something in my boyfees ear, and my man looked a bit apprehensive, and then Mike whispers something else, and my boyfee nods.

Next thing I know, Mike is BEHIND my man and takes his schlong, spits on it, and spreads my man’s cheeks and SLOWLY pushes his cock into his ass.

“ITS COOL DUDE” I heard Mike say “YOU’LL LOVE IT”
So I’m licking and sucking at Amanda’s clit as she gyrates like crazy (and LOUDLY!) on my face. My boyfee is fucking my pussy hard. And Mike is ramming his cock into my man’s ass and I can feel every thrust coming from behind. And OMG you guys it was INSANELY HOT!!!!
Kat starts cumming first, all loud and almost suffocating me with her juices, and it’s so hot having her writhe on my face that I start cumming too! Then my man says he’s close, and Mike says so too.

“CUM ON US!” both us girls cried, and so as they were ready, my man pulls his cock out and aims it at my stomach.

Amanda—that dirty slut—crawls over to Mike and he pulls his fat throbbing cock out of my man’s ass and aims it right at her face!

FUCKING A. It was like we had our own porno!

So…now what do I do? Is my boyfriend Bi now? I mean, I’m cool with it—that was fucking hot and I’d like to do it again—but I’m just mad surprised he let that happen! Let’s hope he doesn’t have regrets about it cuz I really, like REALLY liked watching my man get his dick sucked by another dude! And I wish I had a better view of the ass-fucking, so… I’m trying to plan another night like this!

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I sent him a picture.

He was just my friend but I had always been kinda attracted to him. And when I’m super horny, who else to bail ya out than your friends right???

I was lying in bed, on my back, my shirt pulled down low. My nipples just slightly peeking out from my collar. My long hair fell just right in-between my breasts.

he replied: I have a hard-on.

I said ohhhh yeahhh??? and sent him a smily face.

Then I got up on my hands and knees, spread my ass cheeks open wide, reached back behind me with my right hand and snapped a picture of my glory hole.

I told him my titties needed some love, and he said that he was giving them love, lots of love, in his head.

What are you doing to them? I asked him.

“I’m teasing your nipples with the tip of my cock” was his response.

I looked at his words… he sent me another text.

“Pre-cum is oozing out of my dick and it’s getting all over your tits.”

“Mmmmmmm.”

I told him to imagine my tongue running along his shaft, slowly licking every inch as it warms up his dick, getting harder with every taste, my lips wrap around the head, and close tightly as I swallow his entire cock…

I gag as it hits the back of my throat
and saliva is dripping all over my chin
down my neck

My pussy is so wet

I want you to lick each nipple
I want you to taste my pussy
Tease my clit with your cock

He tells me what I taste like, sweet peaches, and oh he can eat a peach for hours…

and that he’s licking my clit…

his tongue is inside of me

And he slowly slides his cock in

it’s just the tip,

at first.

then it goes in a little further

he pulls out, teases me

I tell him to rub my clit until it screams with pleasure

to stuff his cock so far up my pussy

thrust until he can’t push no more
til I shudder cuz it’s in so deep it hurts

to give it to me hard

to FUCK ME LIKE HE’S ALWAYS WANTED TO

because he has

we’re best friends

and to pull it out, and rub the head of his dick on my belly,

on my titties

on my clit

CUM ALL OVER MY CLIT

drip that shit

right there on that spot

on that lil’ round dot

I couldn’t take it anymore. I was getting so riled up. I slid my right hand under my pajama pants and felt for that hot clit I kept telling him about. She was warm and she was wet. She was ready for some love.

I was texting him with my left hand. This was better than WATCHING porn! I was writing a real-live porno. It was kinda like talkin on the phones but I could go back and look at each word, and when I did it just made me so much wetter, seeing all those words turned me on sooooo much…

I had three fingers up my pussy moving as fast as they possibly could when he texted me that he just came all over himself.

OHHHH GODDDD THAT IS SO HOT

I told him

Did you make a mess everywhere? Is there cum on your sheets? Can I lick it up?

If I were there I would lick all of your cum off of your thighs, off of your hips, your lower belly,

where ever the fuck you got it

I wanna eat that shit

I’ll go again.

You ready for round two???

this motherfucker sent me a dick pic

it was hard as a R O C K

stickin straight up in the air

I pulled my pants down and snapped a flick of all three fingers shoved up my twat

I got an emoji in response, a happy face with his tongue sticking out

Whatchu wanna do to me boy??

I want to lift you up, put you against the wall, hike up your skirt and shove my dick so far up your pussy you scream

I want you to hit your head against the wall every time I stuff it in your cunt

I want your nipples in my mouth

I want your clit to explode on my face

I want to taste your whole entire body

with the tip of my tongue

I wanna… I wanna…

CUMMMM on your face

Do it baby

Cum all over my face

Shoot that shit right in my eyes

All over my lips
I’ll lick them clean after

I’m cumming

he told me

he was cumming again

I’m cumming too… all over you…

you’re laying on your back and i’m hovering over you

my ass in your face

my pussy is dripping on your lips

into your mouth

JESUS – he texted me – I just came for the second time in two minutes

Me too… I said… Me too :)

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Well since some girls use this blog as a total confessional I’m gonna do the same cuz there’s something I just gotta get out…

Holy shit I just fucked my neighbor’s grandson!

I was done with a shift on the phones and feeling fucking horny as shit! Don’t get me wrong I’d had a good few hours (hehe) but it’s never enough…my husband wasn’t home and. You know. I wanted some dick.
I was driving myself wild masturbating alone in my room and finally I thought damn okay I have to get my mind off sex!

It was a bright late afternoon and God my pussy was still throbbing demanding more MORE but I was like fuck just go out and do your grocery shopping and get home! Lol.
So I go out and I’m about to get in the car when I notice my neighbor’s grandson in the yard. And he looks all sweaty and dirty I’m like geez what’d you do go roll around in the mud?

And he looked hurt lol but then said I was just helping my grandparents do some yard work. What a sweet guy, I felt bad after that! His grandparents were like 80, so…

I said well you look tired, and before I know it I say well would you like to come in for some coffee and pie? Id on’t have much in the house but I’ve got a few things I can feed you…

He said sure I’d love that…and tossed his hoodie over his shoulder and followed me into the front door. I turned around to lock it and bumped right into his hot smooth body and God I couldn’t help it I just kissed him right then! Put my arms around his huge gorgeous muscles and said oh my God what am I doing!
Shit…fuck M____ you’re so fucking hot…I shouldn’t…I mean I’m married.

I wont tell, he smiled at me.

God I could SEE his dick getting hard through his jeans too!

Like right there! Holy shit before I knew it his clothes were off and I was leaning down right there sucking on his dick! Holy fuck! It was firm and red and pulsing and I knew just what to do jerking and sucking him round and round like I know how to do, right there on my fucking knees. He threw his head back against the door with his pants around his ankles like fuuuck. I love making a guy feel good like that, there’s nothing hotter to me than knowing how much he fucking loves me sucking that fucking cock!

“Lemme fuck you– lemme get at that pussy.”

Yeahhh that’s what I was talking about.
“You fucking better!”
“Yessss.” Shit he didn’t even want to waste any time!

Lifted up my skirt and he was ready to just go at me right there! I bent over and put my hands against the wall and he just went right up there and fucked me! And holy SHIT was it good! Fuck!

His big dick fit my pussy so good that just wanted more and more!

And then suddenly I thouht oh shit what if my husband comes home!! How shitty would that be if he catches me riding a kid half his age?!

So I guided the youngin’ by the cock (haha) up and up the stairs and into our bedorom and let him unzip my skirt and unbutton my shirt and touch my big bouncy tits and say here now here we go fuck me fuck me fuck me!!

He fucking went for it! Gathered my up in his big sweaty arms and just enveloped every part of my little pert horny body and crammed in his dick over and over and over!!

Fuck I never knew sex could be that fucking good! It was so goddamn incredible! Even MY pussy started to get tired which lol this fucking day I had no idea was even possible. His cock in my glided in and out of my wet hole like it just filled me up in a way I knew I wanted but didn’t know how just like how MUCH I wanted. You know?
“You want to fuck my tits?” I said.
Yes he said hoarse and breathing like an animal.

“You want to cum on my fucking tits?!”

“YESSS FUUUUCk” and he just went to fucking town and rubbed his dick all over my big beautiful jugs and it felt so FUCKING good. And then he burst all over them! Holy shit just jizzed everywhere. It was so fucking incredible!
Then the garage door opened.

SHIT!!!
“There’s a back door. Move!” I said.

Up in a flash I gathered myself in a towel then herded him downstairs with his clothes. I shoved him out the back door just as my husband was coming in through the garage.
“Hey dear. You ok?”
“Oh yeah!” I threw my arms around him. “I was just out, uh, exercising and was about to take a shower then heard you come home!”

He and I used to pal around back in the day but we were always fucking some other dumb people and we never made it happen. He was always such a sweet guy dating some bitch and I was always dating some asshole.

And soon as he was in his kitchen I was all over him! Dropped to my kneeees right there and began sucking his dick!

“Can I fuck your tits?”

“FUCK MY PUSSY NOW. Please.”

“You gonna fuck my ass or what?”

“Please come on my fucking tits.”

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Now I love me a big cock for sure, but this was like pussy-tearing HUGE.

So I’m like sucking it to start, and im gagging on it feeling like im gonna puke all over it but I managed to keep that shit down.

He laid down and signaled me over and I mustered up my courage, lifted my skirt, kicked off my panties, and SAT ON IT.

OH YEAH he shouted as I really loosened up and got my bounce on!

YEAH MOST GIRLS CAN’T HANDLE ALLLLL OF ME He said breathlessly as I arched my back and bounced.

And he just aimed that monster cock up at the sky and shot the most massive load I’ve ever seen!

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Like when I was standing over the toilet at a rest stop on my road trip, one leg over each side, my hands pressed up against the piss-stained wall while the gas station attendant was ramming me from behind so that I could get a free tank of gas. Or when I fucked that trucker in his cab.

I know he was already yankin on his cock long before I got there – he was watching interracial double-penetration porn!

I leaned over the counter, my cleavage fully out and taunting him. He stared at my tits harder than a 13 year old virgin at his hot 8th grade teacher.

She pulled down the diaper changing table and pushed me on top of it. SHE wanted to EAT ME out! She didn’t even take my shorts off, she nibbled at my ass cheeks and lightly bit the skin.

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My cunt was sending messages to me and it wanted her hand. To feel those sweet little manicured fingers of hers inside.

She bit down on my lip and shoulder and pumped herself inside of me like nothing else I’d ever felt.

Soon I was getting fucked on the couch by his strong hard dick and then she put her pussy on my face!

“She’s a wild one, alright, and she’s fucking good at licking my clit!”

“Oh shit!” And that’s all he said as he gave us a nice thick load.

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Lick it first! I demanded as his tongue lingered near my asshole.

In an instant I swallowed the shaft down, gagging myself as it filled my mouth too easily, punishing the tonsils as it made its way down.

I aimed that fat, bulbous tip at my chocolate star, took a deep breath, and pushed back onto it.

I felt that rod of hard meat thrusting up into me, taking what it wanted, owning my tight little hole—making it his secret, dirty fuckspace to annihilate at will.

Did I mention he’s my stepfather?

I told him the only way I was going to stop flashing him like that, was if he punished my asshole.

Then I feel it—my body convulses and I lean back and there it goes: my pussy shoots my lady liquid in a pleasured spurt into the air!

Then he pushed himself off me, and I feel my poor, gaping and wounded asshole carefully contract back, empty now of his meat, dripping thick cum out, oozing down my crack as its portal squeezes shut.

If you want your own HOT FUCKING FANTASY…

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I’m a complete pervert and have some crazy dirty shit that goes through my mind, like all the time.

He blew his load in my asshole and I looked up at him – we were both covered in spit and vomit and cum and his kiddos were dripping out of my ass and I was just a mess.

He took pictures of me, of the cum dripping out of my asshole, of my wide dazed eyes with my pukey bangs hanging down in front of them, he spit on my tits and then took a picture of that too.

I was gagging with tears streaming down from the corner of my eyes he was fucking my mouth so damn hard.

He tore the shit out of me, opened my asshole gaping wide to where I probably wouldn’t be able to walk for days. Or shit!!!

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“What do you want?” I asked him.

The urge to have his cock was so overwhelming that I almost unzipped him right there in front of the bar!

The words were just falling out of my mouth as I was jerking him off and slapping his big fucking cock against my tits!

They were both like no way…but I said, “Boys– I want you to fuck me on both ends!”

“Shiiiiit you hot fucking slut you’ll do anything for a cock won’t you?!”

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Last weekend we all went out and got SHITFACED drunk.

Before I knew it Amanda and I had our tongues down each other’s throats and the boys were egging us on!

Then I heard the sound of zippers and both our dudes had their cocks out, sitting on the sofa, and started stroking themselves to Amanda and me.

I opened my eyes and looked over at the boys and couldn’t believe what I saw: Mike had his hand around MY boyfriend’s cock, and was stroking him off!

“HEY—WHY DON’T YOU LET MIKE SUCK IT?” I asked my boyfee.

My man slipped his hard cock right into Mike’s eager mouth while Amanda dove into my pussy again, this time jamming a finger in my asshole, too.

Next thing I know, Mike is BEHIND my man and takes his schlong, spits on it, and spreads my man’s cheeks and SLOWLY pushes his cock into his ass.

Amanda—that dirty slut—crawls over to Mike and he pulls his fat throbbing cock out of my man’s ass and aims it right at her face!

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Then I got up on my hands and knees, spread my ass cheeks open wide, reached back behind me with my right hand and snapped a picture of my glory hole.

I tell him to rub my clit until it screams with pleasure

If I were there I would lick all of your cum off of your thighs, off of your hips, your lower belly,

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Holy shit I just fucked my neighbor’s grandson!

God I could SEE his dick getting hard through his jeans too!