If you’re one of those guys that likes inked gals, you’ll loooove me! My chest has a big heart with angel wings pointing right to my beautiful tits, my feet and back are tatted, and basically the only room I have left on my body is my butt cheeks and my calves. But not for long!

So I went to this punk show, right, in this little tiny crowded sweaty bar, all dolled up in my little Marilyn Monroe dress with my bangs curled under, fishnet tights and red high heels. I went to the bar and slammed two shots of whiskey then ordered a beer and lit up a cigarette.

I looked around and watched all the guys pretend they weren’t thinking about sliding their cocks between my tits and gorgeous ass cheeks!

I wasn’t even looking to get laid particularly. I just wanted to watch some badass musicians rock the guitars on stage and get a little drunk. But I’m always horny so I’ll never turn down an opportunity for a steamy fuck-sesh.

So anyway I went to the ladies room to pee and there was a really sexy chick in black leather pants putting on her lipstick in the mirror. I walked by her and slapped her ass, because I can! Some may say it’s rude, but I say it’s the best compliment!

She didn’t even flinch, but looked at me through the mirror while she was still doing her lips and smiled very seductively.

I winked at her and left the bathroom.

So I’m standing there watching the show when this dude comes up next to me and hands me a shot of whiskey and a can of beer. He was obviously watching me from earlier because he got me exactly what I ordered.

“Why thank you sir,” I said, downed the shot and gave him the empty shot glass.

“You are sexy as hell,” he whispered in my ear, and me being the dirty little devil that I am, I reached my hand down and squeezed his dick. He immediately got hard.

“Thanks for the drinks,” I said and walked away. I got lost in the crowd – fighting everyone in the mosh pit and dancing my ass off. I made my way back to my seat at the bar and finished off my beer. Then a voice came from behind me:

“I was looking for you.”

“Why?” I asked, and she kissed me!

Right there, right in front of everyone! I was not expecting that, but I’m always down for any kind of hot sex, so I kissed her right back. We were full on making out – her tongue was deep down my throat, and she even jumped up on me with her tiny body and wrapped her little legs around my waist. I was holding her like I was the dude and the guy that bought me the drinks came up behind her and started rubbing her tits and her head fell back and she kissed him upside down. She dropped her head back down and kissed me all the while her man was trying to kiss her at the time her lips were pressed against mine. So naturally, I ended up kissing him, and all three of us were kissing right there between the bar and the bathroom.

I felt her dude’s hands squeeze my ass and all I could think about was this adorable little chick in the middle of this sandwich and I wanted to lick her pussy.

“Follow me,” he said, she jumped down and we all disappeared out to the parking lot. He had a van – he was actually one of the band members – so the back was empty because all of their gear was still on stage. Before we could even climb in the back of the van the girl pushed me against the side of it – right outside there in the parking lot – and her hands slid up my thighs and under my dress. She hiked it up and got down ON HER KNEES and planted her lips in-between one of the holes in my fishnets.

She stuck her tongue up my pussy, through my tights, and it was wet and warm and it felt oh so fucking good.

The next thing I knew we were in the back of the van, I was on my back and she was eating me out while her man was fucking her doggy style. I don’t even know how or when we went in the van but it was happening. And he got done fucking her from behind and pushed her to the side and he stuck his dick inside of me. He pounded the shit out of me, missionary style, while his chick was kissing me. Then she started sucking on my nipples and I grabbed her little butt and pulled it right on top of my face. I stuck my tongue up her twat and licked her clit til she came in my mouth over and over again, her boyfriend was fucking me silly, and she bent over to lick his dick whenever he slid out of me.

He finally pushed her out of the way and pulled his cock out of my pussy then shoved it in her mouth.

He came so much it dripped out of her mouth and over her lips, down her chin. He slapped his dick on her tits and she fell back, naked, while he hopped out of the van and pulled his pants on. I looked down at my fishnets, which were surprisingly still in tact and the only thing I was wearing, and I still wanted more! I stuck my fingers in her pussy one last time. She was so fucking adorable I couldn’t help myself.

She responded by sticking her fingers in my pussy too and we kissed a little bit more, fingering each other, and made each other cum once more.

I missed the band I went to see but I was having an amazing threesome in the back of a van in the parking lot so I really didn’t care. It was totally worth it!

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If I had one wish, it would be that everyone knew what to do with an ASS!!!

I love getting it licked, worshipped, fingered, and of course, fucked. But everyone’s either afraid to do anything with it or knows his way around butts about as good as a Southerner in a snowdrift!
Why am I telling you this? Well. A couple nights ago I got my wish. ;)
My boring boyfriend dragged me out to this stupid work party and we’re getting drinks in this fancy hotel bar and then this GUY my husband works with just came up to me and introduced himself! Big tall guy. Nice eyes. Such nice eyes.

He gripped my hand firmly and my first thought was “I’m gonna suck this guy’s cock. If he wants it, that cock is mine”!

I was wearing this little pleather mini-skirt with zippers and I swear I almost gushed on the floor right here with how he looked at me! My boyfriend was so bored and checked out he didn’t know anything that was going on. this guy just introduced himself as D_____ and I was like “Hi…you don’t smoke do you? I was just going to step out onto the baclony…”

He said no. My boyfriend hates that I smoke. Lol D____ didn’t get it.

“Are you sure?” I said, my mouth teasing the rim of my wine glass. “Because I really like. To have. A smoking buddy.”
There we go– he got it.
Soon as we were out on that balcony I was rubbing his cock through his pants and his hands were already on my ass feeling me through my skirt. God it was so fucking hot! We were in a nice secluded little corner and he turned me around and I could feel his cock through his pants poking and caressing my ass! Oh God I wanted him to fuck me right there. I massaged his dick more and soon enough I was on my knees blowing him right in the free air!
And as his big dick grew in my mouth and I sucked him down to the base of his cock all the way in my throat, licking his shafted and tonguing ever so slightly on his head, teasing his underside with my long red nail, I thought maybe he can give this ol ass a try.
I stood and lifted up my skirt for him and let him take off my panties. I said do you like my ass…and I could tell then he was hot for it! He said you have such a fucking beautiful tush!

I said kiss it. Worship and kiss my beautiful ass.

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He got down on his knees and I buried my ass in his face and he licked and sucked my firm round little bum and my sweet clean hole. IT WAS GREAT. Oh my God it was so fucking good I gripped the railings of the balcony and flung my head up to the moon and just got lost in all the sensation coming from behind!
Finally with my ass smashed into his face, pinning him to the wall I whispered “It’s time for you to fuck me. You ready for that? You ready to fuck me? That’s what I want. I want you to fuck my fucking ass!”
He was still rock-hard and lucky me- I had my lube on me. And I felt him go very slow as I bent over, steadying myself on the railing, taking in the stars, with my skirt around my waist, he gently probed into my soft waiting hole…and then he was in! God fucking DAMMIT I thought I was going to scream!

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His cock filled my ass all the way up– deep into me– and I could barely keep from shouting YES! as loud as I could.

He started to pump in and out of my fleshy cheeks, and he grabbed my hair too and I just went wild!

I said yeah yeah fuck me fuck me!!! And gradually he got faster and faster until there was nothing in the world but his dick and my sweet plugged hole! Over n over he jammed his cock into my tight little asshole until I felt almost faint. YES. This is what I motherfucking needed!  It felt so fucking good I can’t even begin! I came not once but twice, face to the moon and the night air was so cool. You have no idea it was the sexiest fucking thing that’s ever happened to me!

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I let him cum on my face because why not?! You know. Haha.

It was crazy– the nut he busted– he stood over me like a God, jizz flying all through the air and all over ME!

I licked it all off, sparkling clean. ;)

Hehe. That’s me…
MORE I said. FUCK ME AGAIN.
Poor guy, he looked all sheepish and said I think I’m about empty for the night.
AGAIN, I said. My ass just wanted so fucking much!
Instead he gave me his number. That works for me. We have another date tomorrow. But my ass wants it now!!! Oh well, you gotta be grateful for some things in life I guess and my ass is all full of thanks right now… ;)

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Listen guys, I’m getting mighty tired of this fear of the butt. Not MY butt, silly—lord knows y’all have been asking for MY BUTT since I was 16—I’m talking about YOUR butt, baby! Fear of letting ME put something in your butt.

Of spreading your hairy little cheeks and fucking you with my thick, veiny strap-on. But that’s EXACTLY what I want to do. Am GOING to do.

Because listen, boys, the good lord didn’t give you that lil “button” in your prostate for no darn good reason, trust me. And a woman like me—a DOMINANT woman—I guess you could call me a dominatrix or mistress…IF you’re good—a woman like me doesn’t take “NO” for an answer.
The guy last night sure didn’t!

 

 

We met in a bar, we exchanged numbers. I told him I’m a domme, and he seemed to think it was pretty cool, and asked me out on a date. I told him I didn’t DO dates, I did sessions. I don’t think he really had ANY idea what all this meant, but hey, he was willing to try.

When he showed up at my place per the plan, I immediately tied him face-down to my bed with leather straps.

“Why face down?” he asked me, and I could have almost laughed out loud! I suppose he thought I’d, what? Be sucking his cock? Silly, silly man. The cock-sucking only comes way, way later, when your ASS has earned it a few times.
“Because”, I told him “I’m going to fuck you in your ass with strap-on, and I don’t want you fighting me or trying to get away.”
“Ugh…I’m not sure I can do this” he said.
I DID laugh then!
“Oh yes you can. Have YOU given ANAL to a girl before?” I asked him.
“Uh, yeah.”

“Well there you go. You didn’t think you could just go around fucking all these girls in the ass and think YOUR day would never come, did you?” I demanded.

I changed into my outfit while he remained planted on the bed. I did, however, stroll around the front side of the bed so he could see my outfit: a sexy, strappy domination leather number that left my big tits out. He turned his head and I let him take a look at me.
“God, you’re fucking sexy as hell” he said.
“SHUT UP” I told him “it’s time for no talking.”

I took out my strap-on, letting him see the 6” long, 1.5” thick black shaft. I could see his whole body tense up. They ALWAYS do this…at first.


I climbed into it and strapped it on. My rubber cock stuck out from pussy mound, and I stroked it a bit. I don’t know why, but stroking my fake cock really turns me on! Then I let him watch from his place on the bed as I took lube and started stroking it up and down the length of the shaft, getting it all oily and shiny and ready to destroy.
I climbed on the bed, my legs on either side of him, and let my tits brush his back gently, nips trailing down, as the cock rubbed down to his ass. I heard him moan.

He wanted it. Even if he didn’t know it yet, he wanted it!

I slid down his body until my face was at his asshole. I took the lube and gave it a good squirt. I felt him tighten up.
“You better relax” I told him, “or it will hurt”.
I spread his cheeks carefully, just urging the tip of the dildo in his ass. He fought against me, clenching.
“RELAX!” I commanded him, “I’m getting in there either way, so…”
I pushed his cheeks further apart and arched my hips into him. He cried out as the head of the strap-on cock fully entered his asshole.

“That’s a good boy” I said, “take that cock”.

It took about five minutes of slow pressure to get all the way in. I had to lay there on top of him like that for a minute, allowing his body to relax into this new sensation. When I felt his ass unclenching a bit, I started taking slow strokes. Easy, gently, I maneuvered that rubber cock in and out, undulating my hips into him, fucking his ass the way I’d always loved getting my own ass fucked.


“OH god, oh god” he moaned quietly into the sheets.
When I stared to get really turned on myself, I stopped and adjusted the straps, creating more give, and made him get on his hands and knees. He did it silently. Then I got back behind him and thrust that cock back up his ass, hard this time!
“OH GOD!” he shouted, half in pain, half in pleasure.
That was my cue. I reached around the front and grabbed his cock—it was semi-hard—and began pulling on it with one hand, the other hand on his waist on the other side, bouncing his tight ass into my faux cock. His moans of pleasure told me I could go harder.

With all my strength I rammed his ass, working that lube-covered rubber dick in and out of him as fast as I could, so fast I was getting dizzy.

“Oh fuck you—fuck you” he cried out as I knew he was closing to coming. I stopped. Dead.
“What’s wrong?!” he asked, trying to glance over his shoulder. I slapped his face.
“Look forward!” I commanded him.
He did. That’s when I said “you want me to keep fucking you with that cock, don’t you?”
“Yes” he admitted with some shame.

“Say it. BEG for me to finish you off. BEG for me to fuck your ass until you cum.”


“Oh god” he said, clearly hesitant.
I gave his cock a few more tugs, and did ONE pump into his ass. He moaned loud!
“See?” I said, “we both know you want it. JUST SAY IT!”

“I want it!” he screamed, “I want it! Oh my god, it feels so good! Please fuck my ass!!!”

I smiled and shoved that cock into him so hard he cried out. I grabbed his hips and pounded my own forward into him..one, two, three…I was breaking into a sweat I was fucking his tight little ass so hard. His whole body shook and vibrated with the force of my strokes. God I felt powerful!
“I’m COOOOOOOOOOMING!” he announced, and grabbed his cock and pulled on it as his little white ass convulsed in spams around that rubber cock. I wished it were real so I could actually feel that! His cock did that weird, watery half-cum it does when a guy has an anal orgasm, and I made him lick that off my hand before I unstrapped him.
God, I really busted his ass though. He texted me later that he had trouble sitting down in the car to drive home!
I wonder what he’s going to tell his wife about why he can’t sit at Johnny’s little league game on the bleachers tomorrow!
LMFAO XOXOX

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Aight guys so I’m kind of a bad girl! I am 19 and super cute and always horny so guys like to buy me drinks. And I recently got kicked out of a bar because I was in there drinking. Not just kicked out though – I was like druuuunk and got arrested. Since I had a record – I got caught tagging up graffiti shit on my 18th birthday after my team won a super crucial game – I was taken to jail!

I had to spend 3 days in that bitch before I was able to get bailed out.

And dude,that’s A LOT of days when you’re hot and horny and like dick in your mouth like every night.

 

I couldn’t fuck, I couldn’t work myself up at werk on the phone line, masturbating could be tricky just cuz other people could hear me but I was kinda like whatever, I need to flick my clit and stick something in my cooter. Like I need to cum.

So after dinner most girls went to the showers and did their thing. Or some did their bible study but that’s boring. I wanted to see some tits so I went to the showers so I could look at all the naked girls. I saw titties and asses and I was gettin’ all writhed up, my pussy tingling and feeling stars all around it. I dropped my towel and stood there, about to reach my hand down between my legs when the hottest chick there – this Brazilian girl – walked in front of me, fully nekkid, hella hot body, slim tummy, thick thighs, ba-dunk-a-dunk in her trunk and gorgeous perfect round supple tits. I almost jumped on her right there – attacking like a starving pouncing on its prey. 

I followed her into the showers – there were a bunch of shower heads in a line so 10 people could take a shower at once – and found an open spot next to her. She was on the end by the wall.

Once the water hit my shoulders and sprayed drops of water lightly over my breasts I turned toward her and tilted my head back and ran my hands through my hair. The water was dripping all over my face and she turned toward me at the same time – her tits right in front of my face – and of all things –

SHE DROPPED THE SOAP!

I almost busted out laughing because she dropped the fucking soap, like I was in a mother fuckin’ movie or something – but she was so sensual about it I was immensely turned on. I mean, I saw her beautiful South American ass bent over and I swear to fucking god if I was a man I would have rammed my dick right up in that booty.

Fuck the pussy, I would have stuck my cock right up her fat ass. And I bet it was hella tight too!

 

I decided to work my magic – it had been a few months since I got down on a chick – and I bent down to grab the soap for her. Our hands touched as we reached for it at the same time and she looked up at me. Her beautiful blue eyes under her brown bangs and her innocent face – I wondered if she had ever had her box eaten out by another female before.

 

I just went for it. I kissed her. I wrapped my tongue around hers and pressed my lips against her lips and we stood up, our hands feeling each other’s bodies, my hands gripping her big booty, her hands running along my waist and then down my thighs. I pushed her into the wall, my boobies touching hers – nipple to nipple – and I kissed every bit of her belly as I made my way down to my knees and stuck my tongue out in-between her legs.


I tickled her clit, opening her pussy lips with my tongue, and she leanded back against the wall and moaned.

 

She grabbed my hair tightly with her fingers and I was eating her out so hard she came in my mouth. Then she pushed me back against the wall next to me and kissed me, then she got down on her knees and repaid the favor!

God damn she was good!!! This chick had a tongue like a snake – wrapping around every little crevice my vagina and inner thighs and asshole had to offer. I learned the answer to my question – she definitely had been with chicks before! She had to have! Thinking about her getting it on with other chicks turned me on even more and I let go – I bursted all up on her lips. She looked at me – her index and middle fingers still inside of me, my cum in her mouth, and smiled. I pushed her down and lied on top of her on the floor. On the floor of the fucking jail shower. We made out for what seemed like another ten hours and no one was even yelling at us for taking too long in the shower.

It didn’t take long to realize we had an audience – quite a few girls, naked girls, were standing there watching this whole thing take place.

 

A few of them were even rubbing themselves out. I think they really enjoyed the show, and it was funny because the next day everyone asked me when I was going to take my shower.

Oops, I got bailed out. No more jail showers for me! I definitely got Miss Brazil’s email address though! Can’t wait to see her again =)

Now back to work! Ready for that cock!!!!

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I went to this terrible party last night with a girlfriend. THANKFULLY tho I got laid! No thanks to her, lol! Usually I get my rocks off chatting all hot on the phones but last night was my day off and I was just SO HORNY.

I was just prowling around my apartment masturbating in my chair, my bed, everywhere, but it wasn’t enough! I needed to get fucked.

My friend R____ is well, kinda boring, but she called me and asked to go to a party so I was like well alright, maybe this will finally end with a cock in me. Holy SHIT did I have no idea what I was in for!
So first we get in and I’m like look at all these hot guys! You know how they ask like what’s your type? Well fuck dude my type is ALL OF EM. I like every kind of guy with every kind of body, it’s just how I am! I like variety lol. And R____ is pulling at my shirt and all being like oh come on you’re not gonna get too wild on me are you? She knows me…
And then this big guy came up– this beautiful bear of a man and he asked me if I wanted a drink. And I said yeah, lots of them. He laughed. And then ANOTHER man came up and said the same thing, a shorter guy with a suit jacket and a big smile and a beard, and I said the same thing, because you know, I like to stick with my pickup lines.
Well they both came back with two drinks in their hands at the same time and said: “Here you go!” And then stared at each other. Lol the look on their faces. Well we all stared at each other for two seconds and then you know. Sometimes opportunity just PRESENTS itself.
I slugged two of the drinks at once and then I slugged the other two. “Hey,” I said, “Your hands are free now, so why don’t you follow me?”
I didn’t know if they’d be up for it but then I was in this big bedroom at this house sucking on their cocks! They couldn’t believe it!

I was down on my knees just going to town, jerking off one cock with one hand then blowing with another. IT WAS AWESOME.

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Lol what can I say I like sucking cock! I love a big fucking cock in my mouth, I just do! And they were so red by the time I was…well, not through with them, but just getting started! Lol.
I wanted one of them to fuck my mouth and the other to fuck me from behind so I got up on the bed and pulled up the leather skirt I was wearing and opened my mouth and said CHOOSE. Lol I wondered if maybe thered be a fight again but I closed my eyes and suddenly there was a cock in me on both ends! And they fucked the shit out of me! Hands reached me from behind and trussed me up with my hands behind my back while the guy in front of me gripped my head and fucked my mouth silly! Oh God it was amazing! SO fucking good and I just got pounded by a huge dick from behind!

Eventually my friend R_____ came looking for me and opened the door and said “HOLY SHIT! GIRL WHAT THE fUCK!” the boys stopped in horror but I was like uh girl, you can either join in or mind your own damn business! Lol well. She slammed the door and they went back to fucking me. Thank God.
But just as I was about to fucking fly with how good I was getting fucked! Then!??! Suddenly there were a bunch of people gawking at us in the bedroom! I guess R_____ had a big bitchy mouth haha. And these guys were looking at us all like WOAHHH DUDE NICE. and shit. you know what dudes say. Whatever I was getting fucked I loved it. The two guys fucking me (what were their names? Lol ok I’m a slut what are you gonna do.) they looked a little scared at first and they were like

“Should we stop?” I took the dick out of my mouth long enough to say FUCK NO KEEP GOING! and then my mouth got jammed with cock again!

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Thank God lol.
One of the guys in the crowd was like “pick her up!” I love you guy! Lol. They lifted me off the bed and four strong arms held my body while both ends got rammed with dick! Oh god I felt like I was truly flying! You have no idea how good it felt! I closed my eyes and just felt dick and air and their strong hands over and over and over. God it was like haven, it was such bliss. And then I opened my eyes and saw some of the guys watching were jerking off! Well is that a party or what lol. They were gonna cum all soon I knew it and so I thought well, why not let everyone get what they want. Jizz on my face! Those two guys were about to come and put me down but then EVERYONE got in a circle and got in on the action!

I had six or seven guys just cum all over my sweet little cheeks and lips, come everywhere. It was fucking HOT let me tell you like HOT! lol.

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A girl needs what a girl needs.
I wonder what R____ is up to. Bitch or not, she can invite me to another party any time. I’m still gonna be horny tomorrow though I know it lol, fucked out or not. You guys know where I’ll be…. ;)

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I live in a big city but I won’t tell you which – and I spend a lot of my days either at the bar drinking a glass of wine or martini, or spending time by the pool sunning my VERY NICE body. I also like to take baths. Lots of baths!

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When I took a bath this morning, I opened my legs underneath the bathtub faucet, the hard pressure of the water hitting my clit, my vagina expanded with wet sticky goodness.

I completely zoned out thinking about my HOT HOT HOT neighbor across the hall and let that faucet tickle me pink until I came.

I spent the rest of that afternoon in a glorious high, and walked around the house naked, feeling sexy as hell. So when I saw out my front window that this neighbor was coming to my door, I answered it just like that: naked, hair still wet.

“Yes?” I asked him, standing there buck naked, wearing only a mischievous smile, a cocktail in one hand.

“Uhhhhh…” he stammered, “I need to borrow a hammer, if you have one” he said, trying NOT to stare at my perfect D’s, but I’m sure you can imagine how impossible that is!

“I’ll loan you our hammer,” I told him, opening the door wider, “if you give me a massage first. I’m soooooo sore today.”

He knew exactly what I wanted. I walked us over to the sofa and he started rubbing my feet as I sipped my drink, his young man’s hands gently massaged my toes, my ankles, my calves, very deliberately working up to my thighs until I could feel a growing heat in my pussy. My legs fell open and he knew.

He buried his face between my legs and I felt his soft, warm tongue part my pussy lips.

I grabbed the back of his head and ran my fingers through his hair. I lightly scratched my nails on his scalp and he licked me so softly, so slowly, and I started to massage my breasts while his tongue tickled my clitoris.

He was still fully clothed but I could feel his penis growing underneath his pants. He lifted a finger and gently slid it inside of me. He pulled that finger back and forth, it went in and out of my vagina, my muscles expanding and contracting every second. I moaned and I could tell he was getting VERY excited.

I pulled his head up and he stood up, his cock visibly hard under his jeans, and he leaned in toward me, undoing his jeans.

“That’s right” I told him “take it all off”

He took off his belt and jeans and he was wearing my favorite – boxer briefs – skin tight and displaying the goods in all the best ways :)

I opened my mouth and closed it on his penis with his briefs still on – and felt that thing grow underneath my lips. I pulled his boxer briefs off and there it was– a fat, hard, fleshy young cock right in my face.

I gleefully slid my tongue down the length of his shaft. I licked it just as slowly as he licked my pussy and he was throbbing.

I closed my mouth over his entire cock and he moaned as it hit the back of my throat.

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As soon as I took a breath of air he pushed me down on the couch and climbed on top of me. He tickled my clit a few times with the head of his dick before stuffing it inside of me.

It felt just as good in my pussy as it did inside of my mouth. I was already writhing so it didn’t take me very long to cum, but after we fucked slowly for a good while he pulled his cock out and shook it all over my face and my breasts.

Five minutes later he had the hammer in his hand, but he promised to CUM back with it tomorrow, and he’ll give me a second “massage session” then, too!

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Well it’s me the office clerk again, the girl who lives in the shithole town trying to get enough money together to get out! Office by day, the phones at night.

I had a FANTASTIC time the other night heading out to the bar. I thought I’d kick back a little, go have a few drinks around the corner. You know, professional girls like to get a little silly too, ha.

Didn’t know the night would end with the FUCK-FEST of my life, so…

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I’m at the bar by my house and just chatting with Charlene the old bartender. Now, Charlene’s a good ol’ gal, she’s been in town for decades and knows the score about just about everyone who comes through the bar door.
So we’re going on and on and finally I’m like ok well YOU tell me a thing or two about someone in this bar, then! And I was a little drunk so I can’t believe I SAID this– I said: tell me who around here can FUCK REALLY GOOD!
She said oh little Miss, you ARE a bit of a dirty girl inside, aren’t you? And she very stealthily jutted her chin over at this guy drinking alone at a table in jeans and a work shirt…
And then I went HIM!?

She just smiled and said “oh yeah!”
So I just walked right on over to him and asked if he’d like to buy me a drink, and then I said hey take me for a walk! People just tend to complicate shit, so I went for the direct approach.

And I could see his dick move– rise to attention– under his jeans!

Guys LOVE a forward girl, believe you me!

He said yes and ordered me up a vodka soda. We made small talk as I sipped and he wanted me and I wanted him. So we leave the bar after we kill our drinks, and there we were behind the river in the dark…and I turned and kissed him and grabbed his dick!

He gasped he was so surprised but I said “I heard you fuck good…” and he seized with pleasure and surprise but already I was jerking him off right there in the gravel, and it was so fucking hot and it was dark and the sun was setting and my pussy wanted him so badly but I wanted to do this RIGHT.

I was gonna get EVERYTHING I wanted out of him dammit.

I took his dick in my mouth very slowly and delicately and sucked him off soooooo gentllllyyy, sometimes barely touching the skin of his cock.

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It drove him fucking nuts! I could hear him moaning, I could see in my head his eyes going behind him, how crazily I was teasing him. I was gonna drive him nuts until he just couldn’t do anything but jizz all over me no matter how bad!
I finally sat on his dick and he took control!

After I rode him for a minute he panted that he was gonna fuck me the best I’ve ever been fucked from behind.

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BOY HOWDY GO AHEAD. And he fucked my brains out! He pulled my hair and my eyes went to the sky and I saw stars as he rammed as deep as he could into my fucking hole. All I saw was inky black and twinkling lights as he fucked me deeper and deeper and deeper…I was getting runs in my stockings but I didn’t care…and it WAS the best I’d ever been fucked.
It didn’t take him long to come but that’s ok, I could only handle such a good fucking for so long!!

I let him jizz all over my sweet little face, emptying himself until every part of him was drained.

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We went back inside and parted ways after that, but I’ve been dreaming about it for the last few days now! I want to “run into” him again, and I know just the spot…

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I probably should feel worse, but I don’t. I can’t explain why. It all started when my husband introduced me to his friend, J_____. I was instantly attracted, but I did what married women are supposed to do, and ignored that attraction.
That was until last week. My husband and I had not had sex in over six months. I was crawling the walls desperate for sex, but he was always too busy, too tired.
I’d had enough. I was feeling angry and frustrated, and my callers only served to make me HORNIER this week, instead of giving me that release I’ve come to count on!

I was so horny I was masturbating 3-5 times a day, and still feeling…unsatisfied.


So I hatched a plan. There were some tools in our garage J_____ had asked my hubby to borrow. He was on a work trip, so I quickly volunteered to let J_____ in during the week to grab them while he was away.
Only, when J_______ came over, I was wearing a skimpy little nightgown. I led him into the dark garage, and showed him the tools. But then I said:
“Before you take those, I’ve got something you could really help me with here”
And of course he said “sure, anything”
To which I said: “I really, REALLY need a good screw!”
At first he laughed, but then he realized I was not joking when I reached over and put my hand gently on the nice bulge in his pants.
So he said: “I can’t do that to _____(insert my husband’s name)”
Which I pretty much KNEW he would say, cuz he’s a pretty nice guy, besides being incredibly fit and hot. I had my response loaded:
“Look, I totally respect you not wanting to hurt _______. But the truth is, we don’t fuck anymore. At all. I haven’t had a cock in me in over six months. So it’s like this: I really, really need to get fucked. I promise I will NEVER tell on you, because I appreciate your friendship with my husband. But the man doesn’t fuck me. And I think you want to. I think you always have. And so have I.”
I was done talking. I moved in and pressed my body against him, grabbing his ass and pulling his hips into mine.
“Just FUCK ME, please!”
That did it. He was tearing off my nightgown, ripping at my thong with his teeth. He plunged his tongue into my pussy right there on the cold concrete garage floor as I let my legs fall to the side.

The man clearly loved to eat pussy, because he moaned as he licked me, sliding his fingers into me too, in and out.

Over and over. But he knew when to take out the cock.
He undid his belt and his pants. I squirmed when I saw the fat pink head. It was throbbing. (Come to find out later: HIS WIFE also hadn’t given HIM sex in 2 months!) It NEEDED pussy. But first.
I opened my mouth and took that beautiful meat in, all the way.
“Ohhhh yesssssss” he moaned, letting his head fall back.


I moved his cock down my throat, cupping his balls as I reached the base with my lips. I gave the balls a tug and he moaned. I sucked him like that for maybe 5 minutes and then HE said to me: “I gotta feel that pussy”.
“Lay down” I told him.
Then I sat right down on that juicy cock on his, feeling it reach up into my belly.

“Oh my god yes” he said as I clinched my pussy around his cock purposefully.

Then I used my legs to push me up and down, bouncing on his cock like a pogo stick.


I rocked back and forth, feeling his meat rub my G spot. It felt soooooooo good!
And the best part was we had no time limit! Hubby was gone, his wife was at work—we just fucked and sucked for a few HOURS in that garage.
After I rode him front-ways, I turned around and reverse-cowgirled his cock, so he could see my amazing ass. Then he wanted that next too. (Turns out his wife is a prude with a no-anal policy! Her loss!)


So he spit right on my tight little asshole and inched his tongue in. At this point, I’m up on the hood of my car! And he’s eating out my ass as well as he’d eaten my pussy. He really got up in there and worked that ass, spreading the cheeks as far as they would go. When he finally pushed me flat against the hood, I was so ready. He aimed that fat cock at my tight asshole and just PUSHED.

OMG. My whole body quivered as he made slow, deep strokes into my ass, both of us moaning loudly.


“Shit—I’m going to cum” he finally said.
“Me too” I told him, pressing my clit into the cold metal of my car, rubbing myself on it, “cum in my ass”.
He did—he gripped me hard and I felt him spurting deep inside me as we both cried out in pure ecstasy “YESSSSSSSSSS!”
And so long story short, we’re secretly fucking now twice a week, until my HUBBY finally decides to do right by me!

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I was setting the table when he came up to me. I was leaning over to reach the candle in the center when I felt his eyes following my ass, perfectly round and supple in my tight black slacks. Then I felt his breath, hot on the back of my neck.
“May I grab one of these waters?” he asked, and I turned around, my bow-tie choking me around the neck, and smiled at the handsome gentleman in front of me.

Now, I should tell you: I hadn’t had sex in months and was  more than ready for some cock. And I mean big, fat, long, thick cock.

I was so hungry for dick I wanted to get on my knees, open my mouth, and just wait for an eager penis to approach, tickling my lips!

And this guy standing there was hot enough, that yeah, I thought about what I’d do to HIS cock, then and there. I’d let him fuck my face a thousand ways to Tuesday, to tell you the honest to god truth!
“Of course,” I told him, snapping out of my fantasy and handed him one of the water glasses that I had just filled up.

He smiled at me, and instead of walking off, he sipped the water and started asking me questions about myself– how long I’d worked there, etc. I politely engaged in conversation with him until my co-workers started coming in, shooting me the stink-eye for talking and not working. Only then did I smile and sweetly tell him I loved talking to him, but I’d better get back to work.
So the rest of the evening, while serving plates and busing tables I kept stealing glances at him, and I felt his eyes watching me wherever I went. When I covered for the bartender on his smoke break, the guy came up and ordered a drink from me.

“Meet me right outside that door in 5,” I said motioning to a door, licking my lips.

He winked, left and I went back to the kitchen. Everyone was busy, busing tables and washing dishes, serving dessert. I figured it was a good time to sneak out.
So I did it. I escaped out of the back door from the kitchen and into the hallway where I told him to meet me. He was standing there, leaning against the wall, and I just nodded my head and he waited a minute before following me. I knew there were cameras everywhere, as it was a very fancy hotel, but I also knew where the cameras WEREN’T.
I turned a corner and stopped. As soon as he walked by, I pulled him into the storage room. It was full of chairs and tables and extra glasses and bar carts.
I pushed him down into the chair before he could even say anything, wrapped each leg around his waist, straddled him and pressed my lips into his. His dick immediately got hard and his hands were all over my ass. His fingers toyed with my belt buckle and he managed to undo it and have my pants off in less than 4 seconds. I got down on my knees, playing out my fantasy, and kicked my shoes off.
I still had my tuxedo shirt on, bow-tie tied around my neck and all. I unbuttoned most of the buttons but left the top two closed up. I yanked his belt off and pulled his pants halfway down.

I eagerly pulled his cock out through the hole in his boxers and stuffed it in my mouth.

His hands were creeping up under my shirt, and they grabbed my breasts, giving them each a good squeeze, then he played with the nipples too. His dick was hitting the back of my throat and I gagged with a smile as he jammed his fleshy sword down further and further. After sucking on his perfect cock I couldn’t take it anymore. I needed that in my pussy!

I climbed up on his lap and he pulled my panties aside, grabbed my tush, and I lowered myself onto that fat meat stick!

OH MY GOD!!!
DICK!!!!!!!!!!
THERE WAS A COCK INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
A REAL PENIS!!!!!!!!!

I was so happy I wanted to scream. I lifted up my shirt and buried my tits in his face as I bounced up and down on his cock and he kept tugging on my bow-tie. We fucked for like 5 mins and then I put my finger over his lips and told him I was cumming. I sat down on him so hard I felt his cock up in the pit of my stomach and I just let go. I exploded all over his cock. My woman juice oozed out from my vagina and down his balls. I hopped off of him and licked my sticky sweetness off his balls while I was yanking on his cock above my head.

“AHHHHHHHHHHH” … he made a noise and I squeezed his dick harder and he shot cum all over his stomach.

I sat back on my knees, wearing only my tuxedo shirt and bow-tie, relished in the moment for a second then told him I had to go. I quickly got dressed and made my way back to the dining room, grabbed the first dirty plates I saw and went back into the kitchen. Everyone was still in their hustle and NO ONE EVEN NOTICED I’d been gone!

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I don’t blog too often because we’re not supposed to blog about our callers, and otherwise, my sex life is fairly mundane. Yep- all the juicy action usually happens over the phone, but my boyfriend and I don’t really…mix it up in the bedroom too much.

So egged on by all the other blogs of the other girls on here, I decided MY real love life needed a shot in the arm. I’m not a cheater, so another guy was off the table, but I wondered if my man would be down with maybe bringing a girl into our bedroom.
About a week ago I proposed it to him. He wasn’t like “hell yeah!” at first the way I think SOME guys would be. He loves me, what can I say?

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But he also LOVES to get his dick sucked. Like, A LOT.

What guy doesn’t, I suppose? But that’s like, his absolute favorite thing. And so I figured we’d start there.
And I mean, I didn’t even know how I was really going to feel either. I’m not a jealous person, and HE tolerates the fact that I get strange men off all day and doesn’t guilt me about it, which is really cool and sometimes, hard to find. And I’ve always had a little bit of an attraction to other women, but could I let another girl touch my man to spice up our sex? I was determined to find out!

I wasn’t quite ready to let another girl FUCK him…but SUCK him with me? The idea was kind of hot.

I knew who to ask. My friend Mila has done a few pornos but now she works in production. But I know she knows how to have “unattached” sex since she did it for a while, and I know she must know what she’s doing, right?!
So I twisted (but barely!) both of their arms on this thing, and it was on!
The night came and I was SUPER nervous and so was my man. Only Mila seemed chill, talking and laughing as we did shots at our kitchen island. After a while we all loosened up, and that’s when went into the living room and sat down on the sofa.
Mila motioned for ____________to stand in front of us, but she let me be the one to unzip his jeans and take his dick out. Whatever inhibitions he might have had were gone now, 4 shots in, and his dick was hard as a flag pole. I took the tip into my mouth, looking up at him.

Mila came in from the side, wrapping her lips around the base of his shaft and cupping his balls.

He moaned. I opened my jaw and slid his cock all the way down my throat until it disappeared. Mila was on the underside now, sucking his balls and his taint as I took him in and out of my throat, my hand also milking his cock. I felt Mila’s lips on my cheek and a surge of desire came over me.

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I pulled his cock out of my mouth and grabbed the back of her head, and kissed her deeply.

Then we were both all over his cock—she took her turn skillfully guiding him even DEEPER (!) down her throat, gagging her with flesh. But the more she choked on him, the more it seemed to turn them both on!

Then she did something I had NO IDEA she was going to do—she sucked a finger and then it disappeared into his asshole. It’s something I’ve NEVER done to him, but instead of protesting, he moaned! He liked it! Who knew?!!

So she was fingering his asshole as she sucked his balls again, and I ran my tongue all around the tip.

My man was CLEARLY having the time of his life!

Then it was a mix again of her wet, deep kisses, and his slick, spit-covered cock in and on my mouth.
“SLAP US” she commanded him, and he took his cock and slapped us both across the face with it.

“HARDER!” she yelled, and he did it again.
I don’t know who wanted him cum more, because after more sucking and slapping and kissing, we could tell he was ready to explode, and we both reached inside our panties and began to masturbate while sharing his cock. She looked at me and I looked at her as my clit was throbbing and she smiled and her eyes said yes.

“Cum all over our faces” she said, tilting her head back to receive him, arching her back into her own wriggling finger.

I did the same, rubbing furiously at my pussy as I sucked and licked and then his cock was lifted up and I felt the hot load hit my face. We both came on our hands as he ejaculated over us both saying “oh jesus Christ” over and over.
But that wasn’t the finale. Mila grabbed my head again and kissed me, smearing the cum on her face into the cum on mine, creating a gooey mask as her tongue massaged mine.

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She sucked his cum right off of my lips and pushed it back into my mouth. I swallowed.

I’m telling you guys, I literally felt dizzy with pleasure. I know I want all of us to fuck next time, because this was pretty much the coolest thing I’ve ever done, I need to try and top it!

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