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Back-of-the-Movie-Theater ASS-FUCKING!

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Last week I went to a movie and I couldn’t even tell ya what it was about cuz I had a dick up my ass for most of it!

It was a first date, but when we met up it was pretty obvious that we both just wanted to tear each other’s clothes off! He was for reals hot, and I swear I’m at least an 8 or 9, so we both eyed each other up with what I later explained to my bestie as “very happy approval”, and I started to wish I’d picked a more private or sexy date night than the movies!

 

And, like, FOR ONCE, this guy was hotter in person than online. I kept thinking about one pic of him at home in bed in his skivvies, a seriously nice bulge underneath black boxer briefs. Um, YES PLEASE! If he’s packing down there, believe I intend to UNPACK it! LOL
K, so, we meet IRL in front of the theater, we are both clearly very happy with what we see, and we get the tickets and go inside. Once we’re in the dark theater and previews come on, I feel his hand on my thigh. No one was to our left or right, so I did him one better and put my hand right on his cock, through his pants. I felt it grow right under my hand, stiffen up, lifting his jeans, straining to get out. So what was I gonna do? OF COURSE I’m going to let the poor thing out!

Quietly, I unbuttoned and unzipped him, reached in, and wrapped my hand around a warm, thick cock.

I carefully and silently maneuvered it out of the pee hole (is that what you call it? Lol) of the boxers. He moaned slightly. Licking my palm, I started to stroke and massage his cock while I kept looking forward like nothing was happening! It wasn’t long before his hand found its way up my skirt and into MY underwear, where he found a very wet pussy. Two fingers slipped in, probing into my cunt eagerly. I arched my back towards them, making sure his thumb found my clit.

All the while, I doing these really long, sensual strokes up and down his cock, circling the head after each pump.

And at that point I thought I heard noise behind us and I almost stopped, but then I heard heavy breathing. We weren’t creeping someone out which was my first thought/fear—there was a guy behind us TOTALLY STROKING IT to us! I know that breathing ANYWHERE (hello! I’m a phone sex operator!) and it was totally the breathing of someone getting themselves off! And you’d think then I’d have been creeped out myself knowing that, but actually it turned me on more! I mean, he can’t see our faces and we can’t see his, so what’s the harm?

 

I’ve always loved making men so horny they just have to stroke it! Anyway, I’m still yanking on my date’s cock, getting rougher and harder now, working him up. He’s got three fingers in my pussy and one in my asshole and I was in heaven!
I know we probably could have just both cum that way, but I was feeling like I needed to take it to the next level. Shit, the next-NEXT level. Carefully, quietly, I slipped my panties down to the floor. With one hand I wiped all that pussy juice from front to back, wetting my asshole.

And then I took a deep breath, stood up, and sat down on his lap hard, letting his cock sink deep into my ass.

An explosion of pain happened cuz I’ve never done it that fast—usually getting a cock in my ass took time and patience and coaxing, but shit, we didn’t have that luxury there so I just went for it. And yeah, for a second I got a stabbing feeling in my gut as his unusually thick dick plunged up inside of me. But less than a few seconds later, his hand wrapping around again, rubbing my pussy, he started to flex his cock up into me, and I moaned quietly as he slightly bounced my asshole on his meat, and I took over rubbing my own clit cuz I know just where to go! He really loved that ass!

 

So his cock is probing me ass and I’m rubbing wildly at my clit and I can hear the breathing of the guy behind us in synch with ours as HE was stroking it too!

 

F YEAH I thought—CUM FOR ME TOO!
And that’s totally what happened!
I felt the cock in my ass contract as it spurted a hot load into me. I started to cum too and I must have been making too much noise cuz my date’s hand slapped over my mouth, but it only made me more excited! I furiously rubbed my clit as my ass clenched around his cock and I started to cum.

AND THEN I could hear the dude behind us cumming too—I could hear his panting crescendo until I could hear the familiar sounds of him shooting and that sealed it for me: I came on that cock so fucking hard!

It was the combination of it all: the “naughtiness” of doing it in public, the fact that he was fucking MY ASS in the first place which I love but many girl consider dirty, that he was covering my mouth, cuz that added this dominating element that I like, and best of all…the stranger behind us who was so turned on he couldn’t help but drain his dick to us!
I seriously need to do more shit like this more often! I wonder if I’m secretly a voyeur? What do you guys think?

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Sex in the Slammer! (Sort Of)

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I never really thought I had a thing for bad boys despite the fact that I always had a thing for bad boys. Bikers, graffiti artists, guys with shaved heads, tattoos, gimme a dude with dirty hands, a white tee-shirt rolled up at the sleeves and a cigarette hangin’ outta his mouth and my pussy is wetter than a sexy blonde’s tongue after licking my clit with her fingers up my cunt.

So the other day, like no joke hornier than I ever knew I could be because I hadn’t had a COCK inside of my vagina for 17 hours and 23 minutes, I went to visit my brother in prison. I was wearing tight leggings that showed off my ass, thigh-high black boots and a low-cut tank top, because, well, you never who you’re going to meet on the way to or from prison. And it was a nice day.

The guards who probably hadn’t seen any real live tits were all lookin’ at me as I pull my BMW through the gate. The top’s down, my long red hair is flowing over my sun-kissed shoulders.

“I’m here to see __________ _________,” I told them my brother’s name. They told me to sit down and I couldn’t help but notice everyone in the waiting room checking me out.

I mean, I was hot, for sure, but I was so stupid horny it was ridiculous, and I knew for sure that they could SMELL it between my legs.

They called me back and I made sure to walk like a lady so that they could check out my beautiful ass, the one I got from kickboxing.

As I’m sitting in the visiting room chatting with my brother, this cholo Mexican dude with a shaved head keeps looking over at me. He had tattoos all over his body, on his neck, his ears, his scalp. He looked horny and he could smell my wet little pussy needing some dick that’s for sure.

I said goodbye to my bro and when I get home that night I get a collect call from the prison.

“Hey yo, ______ ,” my brother said on the other end. “Do you remember that homie in the visiting room? He kept lookin’ at you and all?”

“Yes.”

“Well, he was asking bout chu, and I told him what you do for a living… you know the phone sex thing… and he got super turned on… and he was wondering… if you could pay him a visit.”

“Oh yeah?”

“He’s right here, if you wanna talk to him.”

My brother put his homie on the phone. I was excited yet surprised that my little brother was pimping me out. I actually got so turned on by it that my twat started drippin a lil’ bit and I was flicking my clit while on the phone with the dude.

“I’m playing with myself,” I told him. “My fingers are rubbing my clit,” I heard him drop the phone. “And now I’m slowly shoving them into my pussy. I’m really wet.”

“Yo you gotta let me make you cum girl,” he said in his Mexican accent. “I’ll put my tongue all over your pussy. I’ll lick you like you never gon’ forget.”

“I dare you,” I said.

“I got a long tongue. Like a snake. I’ll stick it up inside of you til I can taste your intestines.”

I got a little choked up at that.

“OHHHHHH,” I moaned. “Dip your fingers in my asshole while you finger bang me. And then…” I was panting… “Bite my nipples. Stuff something of yours in every single hole I have. Make me airtight.”

“I wanna drip my cum all over your tongue girl.”

“I-,” was about to cum myself, “I wanna cum on your tongue… I… I… I’m cumming…”

I panted and the phone fell from my ear. I spread my legs open wider and rubbed my clit harder. My head fell back and I exploded all over my sheets, my pillow, even a little bit on my phone.

I picked it up, out of breath, but he was gone.

Two days later I went to the prison. But not to visit my brother. I asked for homeboy. Told them I was his wife and I was there for a conjugal visit. I wore a short red skirt with my thigh-high boots, grey tights and a baby doll tee.

Homie was SO surprised I actually came and was even more stoked to receive a conjugal visit. Truth was, dude was married, but his wife never visited him and definitely never paid him little sex visits while he was stuck in prison.

I pushed him on the bed as soon as the warden closed the door and kissed him. I rubbed my hands all over the tattoos on his bald head and he was so hard he almost came just from my touch. He obviously hadn’t had been touched by a woman in quite a while, nor had he seen real live tits or touched a pussy. I practically ripped his jumpsuit off and got down on my knees between his legs. He grabbed my ass and I stuffed his cock down my throat. I gave him a fast and rough blowjob, so hard I was choking and spitting up and tears were falling from my eyes.

“Oh yeah baby, that’s so hot,” he said with his eyes closed. He came a little in my mouth from the head, and I pulled my lips away. I showed him the cum and licked my lips.

“You’re not done just yet,” I said and climbed on top of him. I pulled my tights down just a little and sat on his dick with my skirt still on.

“AHHHHH,” he moaned and blasted immediately into my pussy.

He pushed me over onto my side and this time HE got on HIS knees – he planted his face in my vagina and licked the shit out of it. Like he had never licked pussy before and it was the best ice cream he had ever tasted. He did it slow and he did it fast and he did it so well I juiced onto his tongue.

“Yeah baby, you like the taste of that?” I grabbed the back of his head and pushed it hard into my pussy.

“Smell that shit.”

Homie licked up all of my juice – every single bit of my wetness – and before I knew it I was on my hands and knees on the bed and he was banging me from behind. His fingers were opening up my asshole like I told him on the phone. He pulled his dick out for a second and bent over and licked it.

“Get in there.”

He obliged. He licked his fingers, stuck them in my asshole, then spread it open and stuffed his cock in there.

It was one, two, three pumps and he came again. Sweat was dripping down his forehead and the room stunk.

A bell rang and our time was up. I rolled over onto my back and looked at him.

“My ass is dripping with your cum.”

“You’re dirty,” he smiled.

“Lick it.”

And he did. He pulled my legs over his shoulders, slid my back up and lapped up every little bit of his own cum from my clit to my asshole.

The door suddenly opened and two guards walked in on us.

“Time’s up, guys.”

They tried not to make it obvious that they were staring at me while I got dressed with my parts purposely in their plain view.

The Mexican dude slapped my ass as I walked out the door. I smelled like sex and I loved it.

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I Make a Damn Good Whore!

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Can I tell you something? I got a friend who’s an escort. Now, NO JUDGMENT from me on her or the guys she sees—we all gotta make a living and we all gotta have our fun—but I could never do it, it just ain’t for me! I get my rocks off on my own time and with you guys on the phones well enough, hehe…

Until yesterday, though Well, sort of. Okay lol I’ll just tell you.

So this friend of mine? I owed her a bit of money. A few hundred bucks. She helped me out when I was in a tight spot a couple years ago and I’m doing better now but we just kept forgetting to take care of it! And then yesterday she calls me up and she’s like:

“Hey, remember that money you owe me?”

“Yeah, sorry girl, look you want me to come over tonight with…?”

“No no it’s cool I’m not home I was just like. Well don’t get mad at me if you don’t want to but”

“But what? What are you talking about?”

“Well if you want we could work something out so you don’t owe me at all.”

“What?”

“I’m at a client’s right now and he wants another girl…”

“YOU’RE KIDDING”

“You don’t gotta.”

“……Is he cute?”

Her phone muffled like she was in another room. “This time actually yeah.”

“Shit,” I said. “Fuck it, count me in. What do we gotta do?”
“Well….” she said.

Holy shit so okay it turned out this guy just wanted us to have our way with him. Like REALLY have our way with him. I was like ok I’m gonna follow my girl’s lead, and she told me to wear this one shiny black leather dress I have and I’ll figure it out from there.

GODDAMN did he want us to have fun! I get in and my girl’s in this fancy corset and she sizes up my dress and says “Hot, sweet, get in here and let’s have some fun with this guy”.

And this SUPER cute guy is just nervously laying on the bed naked with his cock straight up in the air!

Me being me first thing I wanted to do was suck it lol. But T____ said NO make him work for it.

How? I said, already feeling myself get wet under my panties.

Let’s make him pleasure US she said.

Ahhhhh yeah right little bitch now I was getting the idea! Lol. I hiked up my dress and went right over there in my heels and sat right down on his face! And the obedient boy just went ahead and went o town licking my fucking cunt!

I wanted to squeal with pleasure but instead I say yeah that’s right you little fucking slut, you fucking do it, I want it I WANT IT EAT MY GODDAMN PUSSY YOU FUCKHOLE.

My friend gave me a look like…damn girl.

But I caught on right away, haha! And then she was up there over jerking off and calling him a slut with her hands and gloves all over him! I was so in heaven with his good little nice obedient tongue going in and out of my fucking wet hole as I rubbed my clit so hard and furious. Shit it was good. Then T____ said get up it’s my turn!
NO! I said. I want this bitch’s tongue to stay right fucking here!

HE couldn’t see but she gave me a look like wow, nice. I wasn’t’ fucking around though! I wasn’t giving him up! Then she shook him and said get up.

He obeyed. She pulled him to the edge of the bed so his head was hanging off the side. She stood in front of him and made me do the same and pulled down her panties and said eat. EAT. EAT US BOTH.

Hahaha well was that an idea! He switched from clit to clit like a pro! We had our hands and gloves in his hair massaging him as he took turns pleasuring us like no one’s fucking business. I came first cause uhhhhhhh what can I say I was fucking horny as shit! I wanted it! I wanted it so fucking bad! And so I came so goddamn hard screaming YES YES YES HOLY FUCK EAT ME I’M COMING YESSSSSS gripping his head into my cunt!

 

Then T_____ came too. Good for her.

“Now,” T panted. “Now he gets his reward.”

I cocked my head.

“Suck him you little slut,” she hissed.

Didn’t have to tell me twice! I rolled him over and bent over the bed and buried my head in his crotch. He said holy fuck thank you! Lol, thank you, I guess it makes sense to say that word but it’s still a funnyt hing to hear in that setting I guess. I sucked him good and good and all the way down taking it to the back of my throat.

His little shriveled up dick went into a rock hard pole in seconds and I could feel how charged his whole body was by everything we’d just done, he was just READY and ON and ALL of his nerves were there and present with him.

“Gimme,” T____ said, sidling next to me, and then we shared his cock between us! I licked his balls and tongued his ass while she sucked him and oh man he was so flushed and tingly I thought he was going to rocket all the way up to the moon.

“Can I cum?” he said.

“No,” said T____. “Not yet. First. You,” she pointed at me. “Get up.”

I did as I was told and she directed me onto the bed and put me on my knees, doggy style.

“Put on a condom. Fuck her good and hard for five minutes. Then you may cum inside her.”
HOLY SHIT he knew how to fuck! My friend is now a lot higher in my estimate. He fucked my brains out like no one ever had and then exactly at five minutes he came so hard in my fucking pussy. GOD damn it was good. I don’t think I’ll ever do that again but hey, you only live once, right? That fuckin’ ll last me a long time. Alright.

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Fucking Bad Santa!

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So this was a few days before Christmas so everything was super crowded. My friends and I had some lunch and I ordered a cocktail… which became 2 cocktails, then soon after I had downed 4 drinks we were back on those marbled jungle floors trying to fight our way through the thicket of people at the local mall.

I was super tipsy and giggling at everything, nearly knocking display shelves down and not so accidentally grabbing on to sexy looking men to catch my balance, much to the dismay of their lady friends who were giving me the evil eye! If only they really knew that of course I was down to fuck their dudes right there, because I DON’T GIVE A FUCK and I take what I want! lol And it wasn’t just the alcohol talking.

It was my scorching hot, wet pussy, itching for a cock because it’d been 10 days since I last got fucked proper!

I was getting to a point where I needed to sit down so I sat on a bench near the Santa picture village. The line was coming to an end and it looked like he was about to go on break.

So all drunk and shit, I watched “Santa” talking to the kids, posing for pictures, playing his role. After the last mom left with her kids, the photographer covered his camera and told the Santa that he would see him in an hour. Santa stood up, pulled off his beard, then knelt behind his chair and took a swig of something out of his backpack. When he turned to leave, he saw me staring at him. I just smiled and nodded my head.

I went outside for some air and saw him on the side of the building smoking a cigarette.

“Can I have a drag?” I asked him. He shared his cigarette with me and we talked. We had a connection. He hated his job and I was horny. He needed some stress relief…

So I pinned him against the wall, took the cigarette out from his fingers, took one last drag before throwing it on the ground and I grabbed his balls with my right hand. His eyes widened, his dick grew hard in my palm, and I kissed him. Before I knew it we were in the back of his station wagon.

I was on top of him, riding the shit out of his big hairy cock while wearing his Santa hat!

And I couldn’t help but scream “Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa!” as I panted over him.

He definitely was being a bad, rather a naughty Santa, and I dug it. I ground down on him, sat down so hard on that dick I felt it stabbing my lungs and I just rolled around, moved my body left and right, up and down, made that cock so hard and wet with my pussy juice I was sticking to him. He thrust like no one’s business!

“Oh FUCK ME, SANTA!!!” I roared, probably rocking his car a lil’ too much, and he put one hand on each of my tits and squeezed them hard.

He sat up and pulled me in to him, his dirty whiskey breath hot on my neck, and I grabbed the Santa hat off my head and put it back on him and pulled it down over his eyes. I kissed his lips, then pulled myself off of him and planted my face below his cock.

I licked his balls from underneath, slowly, then I pressed my tongue up against the space between, the sweet spot, the crevice between his balls and asshole, and applied a little bit of pressure.

He moaned in satisfaction then I took each ball into my cheek, one at a time, ran my tongue up the side of his dick, teased the head a little with a flick of my tongue, then swallowed that thing whole. It hit the back of my throat and I gagged. I spit up a little bit, then he grabbed the back of my head, nearly pulling my hair out, pulled me up and stuck his tongue in my throat.

I sat down on his dick again until he shouted that he was ready to cum, to which I of course told him “ON MY FACE!!!” And boy, did he ever shoot a giant fucking load!

Luckily we didn’t get caught in the parking lot by mall security. I was looking at a pair of shoes when my friends found me again.

“You ready to go?” They asked.

“Yeah. Let’s get out of this place.” I looked at Santa getting settled back into his chair, a big grin on his face as the first child in a line of hundreds ran up to his lap. I waved goodbye to him as we walked by and he winked at me.

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Sex with a Random Guy…with People Watching!

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I’m a TALL woman, t-a-l-l. And I guess this intimidates some guys. Lol as it should, I’m a saucy bitch and I don’t take any shit. Most guys are scared of a woman like me! But you’ll never fucking guess the fucking good sex I just had today holy shit. And I gotta get on the phones in just a minute ha! But shit let me just type this out because I have a fuckin’ STORY for you all.

I was on my morning run — I like to stay in shape, LOL reformed volleyball girl over here — and when I’m on my run I don’t like to talk to fuckin’ ANYONE. You know, like, I’m sweating, I’m in my track clothes, gimme a break! But it was chilly out and I’d just started and was like fuck, my cunt’s colder than a witch’s tit, I’ll just duck into this coffee place for a little somethin then get back out there.

And holy shit this big young guy behind the counter just made me melt right away. It was fucking nuts how turned on I get right away like I wasn’t even THINKING about sex you know?! You know how that happens? You’re minding your own business thinking about whatever bullshit in your own damn life and suddenly you see someone and just like well fuck, now all I can think about is getting fucked. Alright then huh.

And I was like well shit I look like shit – nice way to see this guy! Though I guess he was in his apron or whatever so he probably wasn’t too pleased either. Well whatever you don’t choose these things. I get a warm thing of something and I just thought “We have to fuck later”.

I was wrong about that.

I had to fuck him NOW.

I went back out on my run but I couldn’t stop thinking of his dick in my pussy, like I was just obsessed. When I passed the shop on my way back I went back in and his face lit up when he saw me! I was like lol hey I gotta talk to you. Like right now. He said uh uh uh ok I guess I’ll take my break.

Led him around the corner and was like we have to fuck. You want to fuck me don’t you? He said uh uh uh yes and I said good and started rubbing his dick. Holy shit well was that worth it all! Who knew he was getting that close! And he had such a nice dick. Holy fuck I wanted him to fuck me.

He was like what if someone see us?

“Yeah. What if?”

“Uh uh uh. I guess. Whatever I have to fuck you.”

“That’s the fuckin’ spirit!”

I kept sucking his dick though haha I didn’t want to stop! I went long and slow and buried my face in his crotch and he said holy shit how do you suck dick like that. It ain’t hard if you know what you’re doing. ;) ;) Hahaha.

“Ok,” I panted. “Fuck me. It’s time for you to fuck me.” I dropped my pants and bent over and it was goddamn about time when he eased his big ol’ dick into my pussy. Holy shit! His dick felt so fucking good.

“Holy shit” his hands squeezing my bobbing ass, “you feel so damn good, your pussy’s so fucking good babe”

“Come on fuck me harder harder harder DO IT”

“Yeah yeah holy shiiit’ he cupped my boobs and kept ramming into me and I just felt all this ugliness and badness get fucked right out of me. Like all the shit of this whole month just lift up and floated way.

“WOAH THAT’S HOT!”

Oops. I guess someone did see us.

Because there were like four or five people watching us! Guys and girls both poking their heads in the alley.

“Oh no. Uh uh uh.”

“WELL DON’T STOP, FUCK ME!”

The crowd cheered. “Yeah don’t stop!” Lol. Smartasses.

“Fuck me!” I said horasely, come on fuck me fuck me.

“Yeah fuck her!”

I flipped them off. Smartasses. They cheered. And he kept fucking me! My pussy was getting reamed so fucking good. I dug my shoes into the gravel and rubbed my clit furiously and thought I was gonna break the fucking wall! Lol. I knew what had to happen next. “Will you fuck my ass?” I said.

“Holy shit you’ll let me fuck your ass?”

“Fuck my fucking ass!”

“Yeah fuck her ass!”

“Shut the fuck up!”

And then he put it right in! I shit you not, the crowd clappped. IT was like a fucking baseball game or something! Lol what the fuck.

But holy fuck he was good at fucking my ass! He just rammed me and filled me up so fucking good I just felt whole again I looked up at the clouds and he pulled my hair and I was nothing but his dick in me and feeling his touch in the icy winter air it was like something out of a movie.

“You gonna cum or what?!”

Those fucking peanut gallery nerds.

I’d already come twice after all this shit but they didn’t need to know that!

“Oh shit I’m gonna come!” I was ready for it. I mean I didn’t need it, but I wanted him to feel that good and I wanted them to get a show so…

“Come on my face!” I said.

“Holy fuck really?”

I got down on my knees and said come on on come for me baby give them what they want!” And they were yelling CUM CUM CUM CUM by this point and he splooged all over my sweet little mouth!

…turned out the crowd was kinda big.

He stood over me looking shocked! His apron was on the ground lol. He looked so confused and also like he knew he’d just had the best fuck of this hwole life. “What do we do?” he said in a tiny voice.

“Smile. And wave.” I said, winked at him. The crowd cheered again. Weird fucking life but you can bet I’m all ready to start my shift lol.

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Cousin Crushin: Just a Quick Suck & Fingerfuck

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You know how the holidays can be… seeing family you never see all year, forced hugs and too much food and lots of emotions and judgments and all that shit.

I look like one of those alternative girls, where I don’t fit the standard college athlete from the midwest college chick stereotype, long blonde hair and long legs and an innocent smile. I have tattoos, I dress funky, i’m REALLY into sex and fuck chicks just as much as I fuck dudes and I like it up the ass.

So I always had a crush on my cousin. ok so he’s not really my cousin by blood, but he is my half sister’s cousin on her dad’s side of the family. So even though he grew up as my cousin, he’s more just like a close friend who already is immune to my crazy family shit. I really think it would be okay to fuck him.

I didn’t know if he was down until christmas last week when we hugged and I felt those tingly vibes down in my vag that come with mutual attraction. He even gave me that “I kinda wanna fuck you” look, I swear it!

Needless to say my horniness was building up…my panties were gushing on their own at this point. Literally! I had to do SOMETHING about it…like soon!

We were taking shots to distract ourselves from the family talking shit – he lives a not so norm lifestyle too – he grows weed in humboldt – so when he does get the chance to come around he might not have showered and his hair might smell a little and his clothes may have holes in them. Who cares, right? I kinda like a dirty boy.

We were drinking it up when I asked him if he wanted to get stoned. I don’t smoke much, i’m a vodka soda kinda girl, so when I do blaze I get reeeeaaaally high. And horny.

So we went out to his car – yes he had a volkswagen bus, what did you expect – and we toked it up. I brought the bottle with me from the house so we continued talking about how our family makes us feel so horrible and once we were getting a little drunk, I extended my legs out in front of me on the dashboard. My skirt fell down toward my waist and my panties were exposed underneath my fishnet tights. I didn’t fix it.

Cuzzo lit another bowl and I took another shot. He blasted some punk rock and we nodded our heads for a minute. I let the seat back and stretched out.

“I always thought you were sexy,” I told him. His punk-rock hippie vibe really had me going. I dipped my hand below my waist and started rubbing my pussy through my panties and tights. “i’m really horny,” I said. “i’m really high.”

I couldn’t help it. I was super stoned, and I was horny as fuck, and also that rebel in me just wanted to do something that I know would piss my family off If they found out. But they would never find out. Because we were cousins, and no one would actually fuck their cousin…or would they???

But little did they know… I was in my cousin’s van in my step-dad’s driveway fingering myself and he was staring at me with his mouth drooling.

He seemed conflicted but didn’t really make any move to leave the car:

“Hey,” he said when I grabbed his hand and stuck it on my hot, warm pussy. “I don’t think we should do this.”

“Why?” my big black mascaraed eyelashes looked at him. “it’s not like we’re related.”

and I bent over and stuck my head in his lap, looking at him with sexy, devious eyes . I unzipped his pants and scooped his smoothe cock up in my mouth. I licked and sucked on that thing until it was hard, even though he was resisting it didn’t take very long.

“that feel good?” I panted in a baby voice.

“oh fuck yeeeaaahhh,” he sighed heavily. He leaned back and closed his eyes. At this point, I was sucking on his cock hard like a vacuum, massaging his balls, bobbing my head, licking my tongue up and down his shaft. Pretty much fucking that cock with my mouth. I was having a blast working it, making him feel good. He was moaning and groaning “oh fuck”. Not sure how much time went by, but he exploded in my mouth. All that sticky hot cum. I still had his fingers up my twat, finger-banging me while I was rubbing my clit.

I looked up at him, showed him his cum on my tongue, and swallowed it.

 

“You’re a bad fucking girl”. He says. “Like REALLY bad.”

As if he was pissed at himself for letting it happen, he dug his fingers in me deeper and my mouth curled into an O shape and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. I let loose all over his fingers and he pulled them out. I took them to my lips and sucked on them.

I looked at him and him at me: “You’re a fucking slut.”

“I know. You wanna do it again, soon?” Before he could say anything else, I heard another voice nearby outside…

“Hey you guys,” my brother came walking around the corner. He just saw our faces through the windshield. “we’re about to have dinner.”

“be right there,” I nodded at him and took another shot straight from the bottle. My brother shook his head, never the wiser, and walked back into the house. Guess it pays to be the black sheep of the fam, everyone just thinks you’re off getting drunk knowing what a horny little slut you actually are and that you just crossed the line with a sort-of family member. Oops! But totally worth it ;)

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Fucking an Old Buddy for the Very First Time!?

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I am home for the holidaze back in the town I went to school at. I thought I’d take a week off from work so I thought ok, let’s go home for a bit and see what my family is up to. But you know, it’s just all so BORING!

So friggin’ boring around here…

To cure some of that boredom I took a little walk around the neighbourhood and who do I see but my old buddy B____!

He and I used to pal around back in the day but we were always fucking some other dumb people and we never made it happen. He was always such a sweet guy dating some bitch and I was always dating some asshole.

But here he was walking his dog and shit he had gotten HOT! Like HOT. He was in his jacket in the snow in his big scraggly beard and I was like DAMN B____ is that you!?

“Woah! STRANGER what the hell?” and he hugged me off the ground and I was like well damn maybe I won’t be resting here much after all. See what other parts of him have grown maybe….

LOL but he was like what you doing, I’d love to have you over in my house for a coffee if you’re not busy. I thought shit I’m ABOUT to get busy friend.

And soon as he was in his kitchen I was all over him! Dropped to my kneeees right there and began sucking his dick!

You can believe he was so fucking surprised he was like “huh?!?! Whaaat??! What am” and I was like making up for lost time B____ what do you thhhink I’m doing.
He got it after that LOL.

He let me suck his dick for a while which was so so good I loved the taste of him, loved his hard flesh pumping in and out of the sweet perfect O of my lips.

“Can I fuck your tits?”

“Oh my God PLEASE yes!”

See I love having my tits fucked! It gives me power, it makes me feel good and right I can’t explain it I just love when a guy’s dick is nestled and pumping between my boobs. A lot of guys don’t want to fuck them, I don’t get it! But he wanted it so bad. SO FUCKING BAD. His face almost shot out of his skull! He couldn’t believe he got to fuck them. He put me on the bed and straddled me and put his lovely cock right in the middle of my tits and just went to fucking town! I licked his head when it got far and started getting myself off because my pussy was so fucking wet by then from how fucking turned on I was! It was nuts!

“Holy shit your tits feel so good I can’t fucking believe it!”

“Don’t stop don’t stop!!!”

He went on and on just ramming through my tits and he was so fucking hard! It was sweaty and so hot it was like we were going to melt into the bed!

“Fuck me. Fuck my pussy my pussy needs you.”

“Babe your tits are so good”

“FUCK MY PUSSY NOW. Please.”

“Twist my arm,” he panted and flipped around and got in there and fuuuuuuuck! Shit he filled up every part of my aching hole like nothing! Oh my God it was incredible! He gripped me with his strong arms and curled me up into him while he fucked me. So strong and so good. Holy God I never thought I’d get fucked like that! I never wanted him to stop!
“Your pussy’s so fuckin’ tight!!”

“OOH GOOOOOD FUCK MEEEEE!”
“Sssh. I have neighbours…”

I bit my own hand to keep from screaming too loud that’s just what I had to do! Goddamn I couldn’t keep myself I was just getting fucked that hard…
I had wanted to fuck this guy for years and now I was finally fucking him. I had fantasized about this moment since I was not half the woman I was now and now I was getting it and it was even better than I had ever thought. He had been the guy of my dreams! Who fucking knew this kind of shit comes true! All I had to do was be at the right place and the right time and ask. That’s all. That was all. And the best sex of my life, the best fuck I’ve had to this day, coming at me in his bedroom with the lamp low and the snow falling outside. My God. My Life. My life. I never knew.

“You gonna fuck my ass or what?”

“You’ll let me fuck your ass?!”

“I want you to fuck my ass. Just go slow.”

Okay…he lubed up and changed and got in very very slowly and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. Holy shit every hole and my tits and now this!! HE knew just how to fuck an ass not to go all crazy Buck Rogers but slow and gentle and open me up. Holy crap did he open me up. He fucked me just the right speed and it was like my brain went to another planet like being in outer space that’s how good it felt to be fucked so right in my perky ass. God fucking damn. Amazing. Amazing. I didn’t realize I was rubbing my clit so hard until I came! You fuckin bet I saw stars.

“You come?” he panted.

“Yeah. Come for me baby. Come for me. Give it to me.”

“Can I cum on your tits?”

“Please come on my fucking tits.”

And he pulled out gentle too and before I knew it sprayed his sweet self all over my face and boobs. I just lay there with my hair fanned, my face full of hot cum, smiling at him and touching his leg as he emptied himself over me shaking and breahting and panting loud.

“Should done this…” he said. “years ago…”

“Never too late B____.”

“Ain’t…that…the truth!”

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Taking on a Pussy-Stretching MONSTER COCK!

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Omg so last night I rode the fattest, most MONSTER COCK ive ever even seen!!!

Now I love me a big cock for sure, but this was like pussy-tearing HUGE.

Beer can thick.
At least 8 inches long.
Attached to VERY average-looking man, but so what?! A nice cock brings a 5 up to a 9! LMAO
But really guys, im normally happy with an average cock cuz that’s most of what you run into. Until this one.

So I’m like sucking it to start, and im gagging on it feeling like im gonna puke all over it but I managed to keep that shit down.

I swear im gonna have lockjaw too but fuck it was worth it!
Anyway I’m sucking and gagging and he’s getting a huge thrill just watching me try to get that beast all the way down my throat. He got so excited grabbing my head an forcing that meat down.

He was fucking my tonsils- punishing them for daring to take on a cock so big! If I opened my mouth any further, I swear I think my jaw would have broken! And my nice tits are out now and he’s looking down on a real show!
So I’m doing my best to OWN that thing, slobbering all over it while I also use BOTH hands to jerk and stroke it. I can tell he was really loving it cuz he started to grab at my tits and my skirt that was still on.
Clearly he wanted to fuck and of course I did too but shit, I was a bit worried at that point. I was wet for sure going nuts on that pole but my mouth is obvs bigger than my snatch!

He laid down and signaled me over and I mustered up my courage, lifted my skirt, kicked off my panties, and SAT ON IT.

Omg it was like a battering ram jamming sinking up into me! Like a punch in the gut! That pink, meaty fist started to disappear into my tight cunt, inch by painful inch, and I swear I could HEAR my pussy rip at the edges as I came down on the last half inch but I didn’t care!!! I was going to fuck this massive cock and that was that!
But yeah, shit hurt! Im tight anyway, so it took like 5 mins just to adjust to having it inside me before I could start bouncing around, and then it was GAME ON!
And let me tell ya…omg insane! I felt like I was impaled with cock! It filled every nook and cranny of my pussy, leaving no surface untouched! I felt cock on the left, on the right, and on the top.

OH YEAH he shouted as I really loosened up and got my bounce on!

It felt like he was fucking a hole right thru me! And he was loving it cuz then he said he most girls couldn’t get that fucking meat pole all the way inside of them but how he LOVED that I was.

YEAH MOST GIRLS CAN’T HANDLE ALLLLL OF ME He said breathlessly as I arched my back and bounced.

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST YOU SURE CAN OH MY GOD THIS FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
I was getting close to cumming and I announced it.
HELLS YEA he said and then he began to pump his hips up at me harder, coaxing his own orgasm.
Frankly Id been a millisecond away from CUMMING HARD the moment that ginormous cock was in me, so I just couldn’t hold out any longer either. I came—vibrating on that cock and screaming and bucking and rubbing my clit too and I just came so hard I was shaking.

MY TURN NOW he said, and pulled his cock out. I felt like it took half of my insides with me! I felt like I’d dropped a few pounds!

And he just aimed that monster cock up at the sky and shot the most massive load I’ve ever seen!

I mean that shit kept coming and coming and coming, spurting that hot white mess everywhere!
So yeah, it was a great date. ;)
It’s gonna take some time though to build up to butt-fucking. I mean, will I ever SHIT the same again if I jam that colossal thing in my ass?!!! But I can’t lie—im interested in trying!

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Truck-Stop Whoring for Gas, & Other Misadventures.

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Hi guys! Sorry I’ve been away for a bit, I took a few months to do some traveling! But don’t worry, I was thinking about y’all a lot.

Like when I was standing over the toilet at a rest stop on my road trip, one leg over each side, my hands pressed up against the piss-stained wall while the gas station attendant was ramming me from behind so that I could get a free tank of gas. Or when I fucked that trucker in his cab.

I drove across country, actually. Saw some crazy shit. DID some crazy shit. Got as many free tanks of gas as I could – I prefer to call them sponsored, you know I’m kinda slutty so I’ll use my beautiful booty and sexy smile to get me things, why the fuck not, I’m a W O M A N and I was given all of these assets. And guys like ASSets, I like free things, so…

I  fucked 4 different gas station dudes. It was only when I happened to stop in the middle of the night, the place was deserted, he was lonely, hell this one guy in a southern state was straight jacking off when I walked in! I was wearing the itty bitty booty shorts that showed the chunky flesh and some flip flops and a halter tank top that showed my sweet little bit of belly fat around my hips since it was 100 degrees and sticky hot because it was the south. And he liked what he saw!

I know he was already yankin on his cock long before I got there – he was watching interracial double-penetration porn!

I saw the whole video in the reflection in the window as I was pretending to look at a magazine. I could see the dude’s arm moving rapidly so in my head I was instantly thinking…………….. $$$$$$ ……………. I could really max out on this by a few little flicks of my tongue. Usually that’s enough to get a guy off anyway, my blowjobs are THAT GOOD. I like to take it in slowly and lick it all over, really utilize my tongue on that cock, maximizing the depth of my throat with a nice hard dick stuffed all the way into the back of it.

So just when he was about to hit his breaking point, I could tell because his shoulder was moving so quickly and his eyes kept darting from his phone under the counter to me, I dropped a pack of gum on the floor, flipped my long wavy hair around as I bent over to pick it up, turned to catch a glimpse of him looking at my ass in full view out the corner of my eye, stood up and walked toward him.

His face turned white as I got closer and I knew he was about to shoot some other kinda white too.

I leaned over the counter, my cleavage fully out and taunting him. He stared at my tits harder than a 13 year old virgin at his hot 8th grade teacher.

“Hi,” I said in a seductive voice and smiled at him.

“H-h-hiiiii,” he stammered back, clearly cumming all over his hand under the jacket he laid over his pants.
“I need 20 bucks on pump 4, but I only have this,” I held up a 100 dollar bill, “so I’ll need some change.”

The kid was so stunned and exasperated from what was probably the best orgasm of his life he told me he set it, and that one was on him.

“Thanks,” I smiled, sticking my hip out so he could see my round delicious booty in them cute little jean shorts. “You’re the best.”

That one was way too easy.

Another stop on the journey I was at one of those big truck stops where the truckers take showers and sleep and there’s a diner attached to it. I was walking out of the ladies room when a semi-truck driver was heading into the men’s room. He had a bag and a towel in his hand.

I stopped in my tracks, knowing he was eyeing me up, and with only a few words I was lathering him up in that shower, naked as fuck, scrubbing the filth off of his back with the sponge. I got down on my knees in that shower and started tugging at his dick, and within a matter of seconds, he was cumming all over my hand.

 

And then when I was almost home, I was so close to being back, but I didn’t want to break my last hundred, so I hiked up my shorts so my ass cheeks fell out the back and walked into the gas station. It was a woman working. All the guys in the store were staring at me as I moseyed around, looking for something to drink. Her eyes were glued to my butt. I walked up to the counter and did the lean-over again, the tits out, the cleave making anyone feel intimidated.

“Can you show me where the restroom is?” I asked her in a low voice. I could feel her attraction to me radiating from her itching legs.

“Right this way,” she walked out from the counter and led me to the bathroom.

Just as she was about to walk away I pulled her inside and we went to town.

We kissed each other and undressed ourselves quickly.

She pulled down the diaper changing table and pushed me on top of it. SHE wanted to EAT ME out! She didn’t even take my shorts off, she nibbled at my ass cheeks and lightly bit the skin.

She kissed my inner thighs right under my shorts and pulled them down just enough to get her tongue up in my puss.

She rubbed her clit while eating me out, and needless to say, she comped my tank of gas because my pussy was so sweet. And I made her cum too. I didn’t even have to do a damn thing!

But anyways I’m back home now and cannot wait to get back to the phones!!! I’m ready for y’all, are you ready for me???? :) :) :)

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Threesome of a Lifetime!

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Ever wonder about your friends–  if they look good naked?


Well now I know! Merry Early Christmas to me! Haha…
I had a couple days  off the phones and my husband I planned to go to the mountains with our two friends, T_____ and J______ who I’ve always thought were just the HOTTEST couple.
So I kept thinking about sex as we were driving up there, sitting next to T_____ in the backseat, with her luscious smell and hot body was radiating at me…

I wanted every part of her flesh right then already. I wanted her to be touching me.

My cunt was sending messages to me and it wanted her hand. To feel those sweet little manicured fingers of hers inside.

Well this morning we woke up after a fairly uneventful night and it was SO COLD! Me and T____ were up early and got a fire going and we were warming ourselves by the fire with those blankets and before I knew it our bodies were touching each other under the blanket and my pussy was just aching it wanted her so bad. I couldn’t believe it, I’ve never been with another girl but she was just so hot and I swear sex just oozed off her.
“I don’t meant to be forward, but have you ever been with another girl?” she asked.
Oh my God she knew just what I was thinking?! I thought fuck! How can she…and I all basheful said no why? WHY?
“Hehe calm down sweet cheeks,” she said. “I have. A few times. J_____ knows, he likes it, he thinks it’s cool. I think women are sexy.”
And then she put a hand on my face and a hand down somewhere else! I couldn’t fuckin’ believe it! And lil ol’ me I’m a professional lol. What the hell!! I said I like that. She said you do!

 

And then she entered me with her sweet fingers, taking up all the space in my throbbing cunt and rubbing my clit with her thumb. Oh God I’d never felt so good in my life! I just wanted to melt into her!

She bit down on my lip and shoulder and pumped herself inside of me like nothing else I’d ever felt.

She was so fucking hot! I squeezed her tits and drew her into me as she fingered me and I wanted to scream! And then she put her hand over my mouth holy shit and here I was thinking I didn’t know what I was doing all I knew is that was just turning me the fuck on so much!
“Already at her now T_____?”
Then shit it was her husband J____ in the room! Caught red-handed. I was like oh fuck no no keep going please also I’m sorry also I thought I was straight I—-what what? Everything at once!
“It’s okay,” he said. “I like it. I’ve always thought you were hot, you know. I can leave…”
“Well,” T_____ said, her fingers still pumping inside me, “I like it when you join in.” She cocked her head at me.
“Oh God. I. Yes. YES!” She put her hand on my mouth again. “Don’t forge.t Quiet.” she whispered.
Then all of a sudden that sexy motherfucker J____ was on us and had his dick out! God knows I needed something to suck on haha. And then holy shit she was fucking me while I was sucking her husband’s cock! Shit I can’t even tell you how damn hot it was. They had obviously done this ebfore lol they knew just what to do. Plugged in both holes, him standing over me loving how I was suckin him and she getting herself off rubbing her own cunt and mine. Holy shit!

But I needed something more than a hand soon and I put myself up on the couch rubbing my pussy and I said “Fuck me!”
“SSSSH!”

My husband can sleep through anything lol. It’s not like he had to know!

Soon I was getting fucked on the couch by his strong hard dick and then she put her pussy on my face!

Holy shit my God I didn’t know anything could feel so damn good. Her pussy was so sweet and creamy and I loved getting my tongue into it while getting the shit fucked out of me! She rode me gripping my hair and just taking everything she wanted. Fucking hot. Loved that. Shit, I think I like eating pussy. Good to know I guess! Haha. And he just kept fucking me like no one’s goddamn BUSINESS.
“Damn sweetie, who knew this one would be so much fun?” He said to her.

“She’s a wild one, alright, and she’s fucking good at licking my clit!”

“Probably says she’s never done this before.”
“I haven’t!” I protested. And then I shoved my tongue back up her snatch.
She and I both came at the same time and it was AMZAING. Like. AMAZING. Like. The best orgasm I’d EVER had! Holy fucking shit I’m getting jittery and wet just thinking about how hard I came. And T_____ was going “FUUUUUUCK HOLY SHITTTTTTT” I thought she was going to blast into space!
J____ was a silent guy, one of those strong and silent guys during sex. I like that usually though it was also kinda fun to hear T____ screaming too. ;) But when he started grunting I knew he was about to cum and I wanted to get it all! Lucky T_____ had the same idea.
“Come on sweetie, cum for her, cum for us, cum for us!” We lined up under him with our tongues out waiting lol.

“Oh shit!” And that’s all he said as he gave us a nice thick load.

AND THEN T_____ AND I LICKED IT OFF EACH OTHER. It was so weird I didn’t realize how hot that would be but it was! Fucking shhhit!

I was just in the shower when I heard my husband get up and yawn and go to the kitchen. Heard him say to J____ “Wow, you’re so cheery for it being this early!” That bird didn’t get the worm! I guess you learn something new every day.

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