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How About U SLAM  MY PUSSY Instead? :P"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/PO2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-797 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/PO2-1024x726.jpg\" alt=\"PO2\" width=\"667\" height=\"473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/PO2-1024x726.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/PO2-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/PO2-768x544.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 667px) 100vw, 667px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So the\u00a0thing about me is I\u2019m usually really shy! You ask any of my friends and they\u2019ll say \u201cshe\u2019s the quiet one.\u201d and this is true! Working the phones let\u2019s me get that out a bit I guess, show a little of my nastier side heehee. ;) But usually when I\u2019m out and about there just isn\u2019t much going on. I\u2019m kind of a wallflower among my friends. It works for me\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026except last night HOO BOY DID A LOT OF THAT CHANGE.<br \/>\nSo I went out to a poetry slam, right? Lol I know, but my friend was performing and it seemed ok\u2026and it was in this bar and the bartender was kinda cute. So after the show I\u2019ve had a few drinks and we\u2019re all chatting when I bump into the bartender in the hallway to the restroom and his hand brushed my hip. He says oh excuse me but I felt raw just from where he touched me, and he saw how I was looking at him.\u00a0He smelled so good, like with a musk of good liquor but clean. I didn\u2019t know what to say so I said \u201cYou smell good!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He chuckled and said thanks.<\/p>\n<p>And then I can\u2019t believe it, my frazzled nerdy self, I said: \u201cCan I kiss you?\u201d<br \/>\nAnd then we were mauling each other in the hallway. I kissed him through his delicious smelling beard and felt under his shirt for his smooth, supple body. He wasn\u2019t muscly, just supple. I liked that.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>He was all over me, kissing me hard and squeezing my tits and going all up and down my ass. I wanted to suck his dick so bad! I could it feel it throbbing against me in my jeans and I just wanted every inch of it inside me!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Then out of the corner of my eye I saw what looked like a little secluded alcove. And I thought: Perfect! Here no one will see us. I practically threw him in there! Grabbed his belt and yanked. And there was still light to see and I tore into his pants and deep-throated him right there! Oh his cock felt so fucking good, I couldn\u2019t believe I was doing this. I was a little tipsy I s\u2019pose but still I\u2019d never wanted anything more! I lay over him sucking his cock over and over getting in their with my tongue and the back of my throat darting the head in and out of my lips before swallowing him whole. He fucking loved it! I was so fucking hot for him. And then\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026that\u2026secluded\u2026alcove\u2026wasn\u2019t\u2026so\u2026secluded\u2026<br \/>\nLike, uh, it was kind of leading into another room of the bar where everyone could see. And boy, were they seeing. They were! And they were loving it! When one person start hollering the rest joined in! They liked seeing me suck Bartender Boy\u2019s cock! And let me tell you electricity went through my veins when I heard the crowd. Something told me I had to keep going. I lifted the guy up and told him to stand up then I said \u201cWell boys anybody else coming?!\u201d<br \/>\nBoy you\u2019d think I\u2019d dropped a bomb in the room!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Suddenly there were four more cocks in front of me, and shit, I went after them all!\u00a0I could barely even see the faces of the men they belonged to!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I was jerking off two of them with my hands and sucking with the other and then I would switch and jerk and suck off the others. It was amazing!! There was cock all around me, cock in my face, cock in my hands\u2026and then suddenly, you\u2019ll never believe it, Bartender Boy went back under me and inserted his cock into my pussy!<br \/>\nAnd then one of the other guys bent me over\u2026.and nestled himself right into my sweet little ass. I breathed in sharp. I barely knew if I could take it but suddenly it felt so good! I\u2019d never been double penetrated before and it was the hottest thing, I felt filled, stuff, they were both ramming themselves into me. And I steadied myself with\u2026what else.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>I kept sucking one of the other guys and jerking the other two off with each hand. They fucked me harder and harder and I switched off who I was jerking and sucking but I was fucking five guys!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I had five cocks getting hard and harder about to burst because of me! I felt like a queen, a queen of sluts with them giving their cocks to me. Oh my God I can\u2019t even begin to tell you guys!<br \/>\nI lost track of time how long I was there filled in each hole and hand. I felt like I was above time, all I felt were the muscles of my body pumping and contracting to get in more cock! I felt myself cum, and then cum again, and just kept going! I was like a machine and I didn\u2019t want it to stop. And the crowd was still cheering! They couldn\u2019t believe what they were seeing either! This small quiet nerdy girl taking five dicks like nothing\u2026<br \/>\nFinally I heard one of them grunt a kind of way and it was like they all knew to take the cue. The two slipped out of my pussy and ass and got up and all five of them began pumping away at their dicks. I knew it was coming. Even the rest of the crowd started chanting! They wanted to see me take them all! \u201cCOME COME COME COME!\u201d they were yelling and then finally oh my God, it was incredible!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>One of them squirted all over my waiting lips and the others went too one by one! I drank all their cum and still had my face painted!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>They couldn\u2019t even believe what had happened, how much I could take! Oh, it was so hot I didn\u2019t even have words! When I finally went to the bathroom to wash out, I knelt over the sink, my hands gingerly running through my hair, just softly feeling my body and the ache of the men it took. It felt good. It felt SO good.<br \/>\nMy friends were a little, uh, embarrassed when I came out later. But did they have as good a night as I did? NO. Also the poet friend thought it was a hoot. Told me to definitely come to her next reading. Whaddya know, even the shy girl finds her wings now and then.<\/p>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\" onclick=\"ga('send', 'event', {'eventCategory': '1800PHONESEX-VANITY-POETRY-SLAM-800PSblog', 'eventAction': 'click'});\"\n>1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the\u00a0thing about me is I\u2019m usually really shy! You ask any of my friends and they\u2019ll say \u201cshe\u2019s the quiet one.\u201d and this is true! Working the phones let\u2019s me get that out a bit I guess, show a little of my nastier side heehee. ;) But usually when I\u2019m out and about there&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/poetry-slam-how-about-u-slam-my-pussy-instead-p\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[180,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}