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I\u2019m almost at the point where I don\u2019t care what he or she looks like, the next person that speaks to me \u2013 hell, the next person that even looks at me is going to get jumped by me and my crazy tight wet pussy!<\/p>\n<p>If it weren\u2019t for working the phone sex line I swear I\u2019d never get off\u2026 it\u2019s boring banging yourself with your fingers errrrday, shoving random objects into my pussy, man.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>I\u2019ve fucked so many vegetables in the last few weeks I don\u2019t even want to look at another carrot or cucumber or zucchini ever again!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh yeah I\u2019ve fucked a papaya too, and I\u2019ve shoved a popsicle in my pussy too. Haha, that was interesting! It was so cold my hot pussy melted it in seconds. \uf04a<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes I just want a fucking fat cock to suck on, ya know?! Or a chick with supple round nipples to devour\u2026 or a nice juicy set of lips to kiss my asshole and some manly hands to spread it wide, making a nice wet hole for a dick to pound\u2026 MMMMMMMMM kay I needa get fucked here yo!<\/p>\n<p>Like stat.<\/p>\n<p>So get this, right\u2026 I\u2019m walking home from the store and this Mercedes SUV slows down and pulls up beside me. I see a pretty cute dude\u2019s face in the driver\u2019s seat so I walk up to the open window and this guy tells me that he just had to let me know how gorgeous I am. And I\u2019m like thinking okay two seconds ago I was just about to buy a box of cookies but I put them back because the adult me that wants to be sexy decided that the $4 would be better spent on a donation yoga class. So there are my priorities, right\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Anyways the dude starts talking to me and he\u2019s really nice and so I\u2019m like okay you\u2019re kinda cute, you\u2019ll do. He says he\u2019s on his way to the gym and it\u2019s raining at this point and I\u2019m freezing so I tug on the door handle and open the door and sit in the passenger seat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTake me for a ride\u201d I tell him. And he\u2019s surprised but he starts driving and I look at him and smile deviously and grab his penis and feel it bulge. WHOA. This kid\u2019s packing!<\/p>\n<p>So I get even more excited and start rubbing his cock and he\u2019s like not even sure what\u2019s happening and then I unzip his pants and then we pull up to a stop light. A lady in the car next to us looks over and I wink at her and then drop my face into his lap.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>I shoved his cock down my throat and started eating it like I was in a hot dog eating contest. I almost threw up I shoved it down there so far it almost hit my lungs.<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I am pretty sure the lady was shocked and I wanted to see her disgusted face so I look up real quick and she was still looking and I took the back of my hand and wiped the saliva off of my lips. The light turned green and she started driving and I went back to town on homie\u2019s dick.<\/p>\n<p>He couldn\u2019t even take it I was sucking his cock so hard and fast he had to pull over. He parked the car and pushed me back into my seat and thrusted his tongue into my mouth. He climbed on top of me but I pushed him back. I made him sit on the seat and I sat on his dick facing away from him like a reverse cowgirl YIPPIE KI YI YAY!!!!<\/p>\n<p>The windows were fogging up and I pressed my tits against them and left nipple prints. His hands were gripping my ass from the sides and I was going up and down, up and down, up and down until he couldn\u2019t take it anymore and pushed me off and blew his load onto my asshole.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>\u201cYou gotta lick that up,\u201d I told him, and he\u2019s a horny perv too so he did!!! And then his tongue on my asshole made me even more horny, and I hadn\u2019t even gotten off yet!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I started tugging on his cock and got him hard again and then I stuffed his cock into my asshole and OH MY GOD did I cum in like 5 seconds. I barely rode him for a minute and then I gushed everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Haha I think I even got cum on his leather seat, but luckily that would be easy to clean up. I just made this dude eat his own cum and he totally was down. I had never done that before but whatever, it was in the moment!<\/p>\n<p>I opened the car door and got out butt naked and some older dude walked by with his lady and she scoffed but he was lookin\u2019 at me like whoa, and then I bent over to grab my pants and give him a look at the good stuff, my hot wet ass that was dripping with cum, and the woman grabbed his hand and hurriedly walked him to their car.<\/p>\n<p>My guy in the car just sat there in shock. I bet I gave him the best time he ever had, definitely one to tell the homies about.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFuck,\u201d I looked at my grocery bag that was on the floor by his feet and saw that all of my squashes were squished. Ain\u2019t nothing I could do with those now!<\/p>\n<p>Hahahhahahah like I need to fuck myself with any more vegetables. I finally got some good real dick, I be fine for a minute. \uf04a<\/p>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\" onclick=\"ga('send', 'event', {'eventCategory': '1800PHONESEX-VANITY-VEGETABLE-FUCKER-800PSblog', 'eventAction': 'click'});\">1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve been single and ready to mingle for a few months now and no one that\u2019s crossed my path lately has been doing it for me. 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