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Oh my God you guys the craziest thing just fucking happened you\u2019ll never fucking believe it. So the other day I was going to visit my friend at her new place. And she gave me the wrong address: 4526 when it should have been 2645. And I was thinking\u2026\u201ddidn\u2019t she say her new house was blue?\u201d you know, getting a little weirded out\u2026<\/p>\n And then this guy opened the door! Who I\u2019d never seen before. But he was sweet looking and had a mustache—I\u2019m a sucker for that kind of thing! And he said hi and welcomed me in, he looked so nervous. I was like \u201c\u2026where\u2019s Emily? WOAH your place is nice.\u201d and he was all Emily? I know a few Emilys. He looked SO nervous. I felt so bad for him!<\/p>\n \u2026but I wasn\u2019t worried I could tell he was nice and then all of a sudden it clicked. He said: \u201cWell I didn\u2019t expect you\u2019d be here so soon!\u201d and he held out a fold of money. Like I said, no judgment, I know plenty of girls who whore and they are great, it\u2019s just not a thing I do. He did and then I pounced! I led him into the bedroom and just started sucking his cock!! He was so surprised!<\/p>\n He loved it this tall scrawny guy was running his fingers through my hair and just let me have my way with him!! I could tell he liked women taking control right away, I can tell that about guys. I love it when I get to just take what I want.<\/p>\n So after that I took my shirt off—I\u2019m short but I got a big pair of DD tits and I know what all guys just ever want to do is fuck them. They all think about it but can never say it! He couldn\u2019t believe it! He was like oh my God I\u2019ve never fucked a girl\u2019s tits before!! And I said you can fuck mine all fucking night, his dick felt so good, it was complete rock fucking hard and not getting any softer!! I pumped up and down with one arm on my tits and one hand I was getting myself off.<\/p>\n I\u2019d never met this guy before and I just walked in on him trying to get laid and it was all so fucking hot!!<\/p>\n Then I tell you what\u2026I wanted him to bust all over my fucking boobs, but first I had to ride his face!! I wanted to cum riding him so bad!<\/p>\n I knew he wanted to eat me so bad he couldn\u2019t stand it. But he let me have his way with me. Good boy. I lowered myself over his mouth and rubbed myself raw on his lips. Oh it felt so fucking good. He let me take all I wanted from his warm hungry little mouth. Finally I came so hard I thought Emily could hear me down the street! I screamed \u201cFUUUUUCK!\u201d jizzing and squirting right into his moving mouth! And he sucked me dry every last drop! It was SO fucking hot.<\/p>\n But then I had to give him what he deserved hehehe. For being so good to me. I pulled him up and then over to the side so he was sitting on the bed and I could kneel in front of him. I fucking love getting a load blown on me when I\u2019m on my knees! So I worked my way all the way down to the bottom of his cock just deep throating the fuck out of him and this time I went so fast I was just a machine I was a piston my neck pumping and pumping and pumping and I was almost screaming CUM FOR ME CUM FOR ME CUM FOR ME PAINT MY FUCKING CUM FACE CUM FOR ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW and he was gasping and quivering and finally he said I\u2019m gonna cum!<\/p>\n And then I rubbed it all into my creamy boobs. Oh my God it felt so so SO good.<\/p>\n After that we were sharing a smoke lying on the bed laughing at just how random and fun it all was—like when does something like this ever happen right? So we were talking about our lives and I said \u201cI\u2019m a phone sex girl.\u201d And he was like \u201cCool! \u2026 Uh \u2026 do I have to call you and pay if I want to talk to you again?\u201d I laughed and said no just let me suck your dick again next time!! He\u2019s a lucky boy. Not that he can fulfill all my needs, let\u2019s get real\u2026almost time to start work again\u2026<\/p>\n Oh my God you guys the craziest thing just fucking happened you\u2019ll never fucking believe it. So the other day I was going to visit my friend at her new place. And she gave me the wrong address: 4526 when it should have been 2645. And I was thinking\u2026\u201ddidn\u2019t she say her new house was… Continue reading
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\nHe had called for a prostitute!!<\/p>\n
\nSo I cleared up the situation and said no no I was just looking for my friend\u2019s house! I mean, it\u2019s no big deal, I don\u2019t judge. He was SO embarrassed! He was all stammering and looking shy and so I said hey listen. Listen. It\u2019s ok. And then I kissed him and whispered in his ear why don\u2019t you call that other girl back and tell her not to come, huh?<\/p>\n\n
I just lay him down on the bed and shucked off his pants and went to town and got him hard in seconds.<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\nAnd I\u2019m always like — I know what you\u2019re thinking lol. And I want it I want to get my tits fucked all the time.
\nIT FEELS SO GOOD. And I did it with this guy and he loved it! His eyes went into the back of his fucking head! But he let me do all the work take all the control. I pushed my tits around his dick and went up and down and up and down I went fast at first then slow slow slowwww.<\/p>\n\n
I crawled up totally naked and held my quivering pussy right above his soft beard and aching tongue.<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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And I pulled out and nozzled his dick all over my huge fucking tits to feel his sweet hot juicy cum all over my skin!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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