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This week I took a lot of calls. And I mean a LOT A LOT. I don’t actually think I could have any more phone sex for fear of not being able to get wet anymore. You guys dried my coochie right up!<\/p>\n
\nMy pussy is fucking SORE!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
Right now I’m lying on the beach, writing on my iPad because that’s what people do now days.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m here in Malibu, stomach down, ass up in my little G-string begging for the sun to shine some light onto her. My full ass looks even BIGGER when half of it is white and those little lines from the G-string make it just look heavenly in pictures. Curviness and sexiness all in one my friends!<\/p>\n
I am so in love with this beautiful weather right now!!!<\/p>\n
OK so I just flipped over to re-up on my tanning oil when I noticed this group of guys looking at me. They’re playing frisbee just up the beach a ways. We\u2019re the only people here today- I guess because it\u2019s the middle of work day. Lucky me- I have a great schedule ;)<\/p>\n
Anyways they all keep trying not to make it obvious that they are looking at me, but they fucking are! I\u2019m the only tail on this beach, and not to be too vain, but I\u2019m HOT! I work hard on my body, and I\u2019ve got a Beyonce ass on a white girl! Dudes love it!<\/p>\n
\nI mean, don’t YOU love a juicy, round booty to suck on and lick and fuck and spank all night long?!!!<\/h2>\n
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DAT ASS!<\/figcaption>\n\t\t\t<\/figure><\/blockquote>\n OK so I just rubbed the tanning oil in super slowly, just like if it were a porno movie, and tossed my head around a little so my hair flowed through the wind. I am making these guys swoon over me and it is so much fun. Even if they all came over and fucked me right now, I don’t think I could handle it. I’m serious you guys, I am so dried up from all of the amazing calls I had this last week!<\/p>\n
As I\u2019m typing this, one of the guys just \u201caccidentally\u201d threw his frisbee over here. Soon after the dude’s feet were in the sand in front of my face, and I looked up, and he smiled at me.<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry,\u201d he said, and I laughed, told him it was no problem, but fuck, this one was HOT! Tanned, tall, hairy, thick, pretty muscular. Lunch!<\/p>\n
Since I am just a horny pervert I decided to go for it. I mean, it would make his day, and mine too, and make all his friends envious of his spontaneous romp with a random chick on the beach! In broad daylight. Malibu is a PRIVATE BEACH, so\u2026<\/p>\n
I told him, \u201cmake it up to me\u201d, and tugged at the bottom of his shorts and pulled him in toward me and didn’t even kiss him, he fell to the ground, knees in the sand, and his hands went immediately to my ass.<\/p>\n
\nThey pulled the G to the side and before I knew it, his tongue was licking my asshole!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
OH EM GEE, this was way hotter than I thought! I fucking knew he wanted that ass! He wanted it from the moment he saw it across the beach!<\/p>\n
He proceeded to make me cum by licking my butthole only (!), and yeah, I was wrong, good news guys I’m NOT dried up, I got so fucking wet even though my pussy was sore!<\/p>\n
\nI turned over and he just took me right there, missionary then doggy style on the beach, his friends now gathering around to watch him fuck the shit outta me!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
He had his hands up under my hips, lifting my ass into him as he pounded my pussy from behind, and then he reached for the oil. I felt a hot, wet shot of it across my ass, dripping down the crack. Then a thick finger found my asshole this time, working the oil up into me.<\/p>\n
\nI knew what he was going to do, so I arched my back up at him, giving him what he needed! He plunged his nice hard cock deep into my ass, splitting my cheeks as far as they would go!<\/h2>\n
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I let out a yelp and a moan, and all of his friends came over. That\u2019s when they started cheering us on! A couple of them I noticed had also pulled their dicks out and were stroking them. I mean, it was pretty crazy but shit, I\u2019d have had a hard time not touching myself either if I were watching two hot people fuck like that! I can\u2019t blame \u2018em, ya know?<\/p>\n
\nSo I embraced it and it got me even hotter knowing these guys were tugging their cocks to my ass getting throttled! I really made sure they ALL knew how much I LOVED it!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
I made eye contact with one after another as I stroked my clit with my fingers, as my tight\u00a0asshole gaped for this dude! A bunch of these guys were pretty hot,now that I was seeing their faces up close! I felt like I was in a full-on porno and it WAS AWESOME! The more excited I felt this whole pack of dudes get, the more I got turned on! And it felt like that– a pack of dudes, like hungry wolves…hungry for my tight ass! Hungry to watch their buddy bring me to the brink!<\/p>\n
I came like, four time! At least four! Each time it got more intense and I got louder, and the louder I got, the more furiously these guys pulled on their cocks, sweating dripping down from the direct sun, veins in foreheads sticking out! SO much testosterone! The best best best part though was when THEY came!<\/p>\n
\nHe popped that cock outta me like a cork and shot a huge load on my cheeks. The next thing I knew, five others guys came over and pumped their cocks madly over me, everyone finishing by squirting their loads on my shiny, oiled ass.<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
HELL YEAH! I heard one of them say, \u201cI\u2019m gonna remember that shit for the rest of my life, bro!\u201d<\/p>\n
Ok, so now it isn\u2019t only my pussy that is questionably sore\u2014now I\u2019m alone again (they packed up and left after all the magic!) and my ASSHOLE is throbbing! That guy really tore it up\u2026but I love it! But yeah, so now BOTH my holes are seriously raw, but all you MEN and your nice, hard cocks are fucking worth it!!!<\/p>\n
Now back to tanning! LOL ;)<\/p>\n
Call 1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This week I took a lot of calls. And I mean a LOT A LOT. I don’t actually think I could have any more phone sex for fear of not being able to get wet anymore. You guys dried my coochie right up! My pussy is fucking SORE! Right now I’m lying on the beach,… Continue reading