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I\u2019m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I\u2019ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I\u2019ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I\u2019ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!<\/p>\n<p>I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn\u2019t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you&#8217;re welcome!) or really were that na\u00efve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So just in case you haven\u2019t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears \u201ctickle\u201d your clit and it\u2019s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn\u2019t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we\u2019re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he\u2019d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!<\/p>\n<p>And sweet fucking Christ\u2014no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!<\/p>\n<p>I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!<\/p>\n<p>I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head\u2019s up! LOL<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_560\" class=\"wp-caption thumbnail alignnone\" style=\"width: 657px;\">\n\t\t\t\t<a class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_GH1277_036.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-560\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-560\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_GH1277_036-657x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!\" width=\"657\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_GH1277_036-657x1024.jpg 657w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_GH1277_036-192x300.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!<\/figcaption>\n\t\t\t<\/figure>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\">1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. 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