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No one knows. They just see at my desk, brow furrowed, pecking away&#8211; assuming I\u2019m working on a report. Good secret huh?<\/p>\n<p>There my boss goes. Hi Dan. Going out for coffee? That\u2019s nice.<\/p>\n<p>Fucker.<\/p>\n<p>I got away with something CRAZY right now, and I\u2019d rather tell you about it than work on this stupid goddamn quarterly so here it goes:<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s this guy ______ here who I\u2019ve had a mad crush on for MONTHS. Like, panty-wetting kinda crush, but I have usually tried to not mix business with my personal life\u2014don\u2019t shit where ya eat kinda thing. But yeah, I\u2019ve fantasized about him many times but I\u2019d never acted on it.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>The point is I finally sucked his dick like 10 mins ago!<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I got into work late today and collapsed at my desk rubbing my neck, probably looking like a hell-demon, when _____ walked over and sat on my desk and knocked over my coffee in the process.<\/p>\n<p>I said what the fuck, but he apologized a ton\u2026then added injury to insult by warning me of a huge overtime load that Dan was about to drop on me. I was like, you\u2019re fucking kidding me??? And he looked all unhappy cute being like no no\u2026I\u2019m sorry, I just thought you\u2019d want to know ahead of time. Maybe prepare yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Can I get you another coffee? He asked me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNah. You can do something else for me though.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, what\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Everyone else in the office was fixated on their computers. I looked down at him over my glasses and ran a finger over his thigh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet me tell you in the conference room. Maybe it\u2019s a private thing.\u201d<br \/>\nSometimes you gotta be bold, fellas.<\/p>\n<p>His face went white but we went into the conference room, where, by the grace of some fucking deco design choice when this building went up in the eighties, one whole side of the wall is a FULL LENGTH FUCKIN\u2019 MIRROR.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we didn\u2019t have much time and I didn\u2019t waste it. Soon as we locked the door I was rubbing his pants saying here, why don\u2019t you make it up to me this way\u2026.he looked like his eyes were going to squirt out his fucking brains. But I unzipped his pants and got on my knees right there. And he had such a nice dick!<\/p>\n<p>A bitch has got needs, bitch gets lucky now and then!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blowjob-1800phonesex.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-470\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6211 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blowjob-1800phonesex.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"399\" height=\"705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blowjob-1800phonesex.jpg 399w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/blowjob-1800phonesex-170x300.jpg 170w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror again suckin on his monster plank cock in my little white blouse and skirt\u2026oh it was HOT! I finally deep throated him all the way. I think my stomach lining hurts from this! I swallowed him all the way to his base, I lightly tongued his balls and I felt my whole body fill up with his cock it was like he was part of my body, like I could grow and feel around in his dick and it could just stay there. He loved that, I could tell, he grew weak. When I finally came up for air from Mount Penis I wheeled a chair around him and shoved him into it and stood over him and went down again. He couldn\u2019t believe it, he kept saying oh fuck that\u2019s good oh fuck that\u2019s good oh babe don\u2019t stop don\u2019t stop don\u2019t stopppppp!<\/p>\n<p>I went down and up like I was deep-sea diving and I loved. Fucking. Loved. Feeling all of his dick down my mouth and past my throat. Fuck that looked hot seeing me suck his dick like that. Need a mirror like that for my own bedroom. I\u2019m not gonna forget how that looked in a million years.<\/p>\n<p>He said I\u2019m gonna cum I\u2019m gonna cum!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>He fucked my mouth and my throat raw, pumping my face in violent strokes, building up his cum, getting ready to blast me.<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I really REALLY wanted to have SEX-sex but we had to make all this FAST, before anyone noticed we were gone! So yeah, I he\u2019s fucking my face, then says HERE IT CUMS!<\/p>\n<p>He went to take his cock out, but I forced him back in my mouth. I\u2019d (much!) rather swallow his cum than risk it making a mess elsewhere here at work. Not like I had a fresh shirt handy! Besides\u2026 I was more than happy to swallow all the evidence!<\/p>\n<p>So I did\u2014I gobbled his jizz down and licked that sweet cock clean. Then we just smiled at each other and walked out\u2014I waited a few mins before I came out too so it didn\u2019t seem obvious we were gone together, and then came back to my desk where I\u2019m writing this now. My pussy is SOOOOOOOO wet and while I\u2019m super glad it happened, now all I can think about is when am I gonna get to RIDE that cock???<\/p>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\">1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m typing this at my job. No one knows. They just see at my desk, brow furrowed, pecking away&#8211; assuming I\u2019m working on a report. Good secret huh? There my boss goes. Hi Dan. Going out for coffee? That\u2019s nice. Fucker. 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