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Ok so I\u2019m going to trust that y\u2019all aren\u2019t going to get me in trouble for this! Not like anyone will know who I am but STILL! It’s THAT naughty! And first let me say that I\u2019m NOT a nympho or some kind of sex freak and I have never done this before\u2014but it IS hard to \u201cshut off\u201d that part of myself at my mall job after working the phone sex lines over the weekend.<\/p>\n

It would prolly help if I could flirt or get some sexual attention at work as a release, but of course the ONLY men or guys who come into this chick store are the boyfriends being dragged in by their girlfriends, so they are well guarded! LOL Anyways for whatever reason this past weekend was really stimulating, and then I got to work Monday and it was boring as f*ck! We were having the slooooooooooowest day and I was counting the minutes, and my mind started to wander. I was thinking about some of the weekends calls and how hot some of the guys sounded. That\u2019s the thing with phone sex- you just get a voice and so it\u2019s kinda mysterious and that makes it extra sexy. So I was thinking about the calls, and before I knew it, I was all worked up, feeling all PORNO inside! And I was like, I HAVE to do something about this cuz this is ridic! So I totally keep this little lipstick sized vibrator in my purse. And the way the back of the shop is set up, there\u2019s like a podium or cashiers station or whatever you call it at the back register, so people can only see me from about my tits up if I\u2019m sitting behind there.<\/p>\n

So there\u2019s no one in the place- it\u2019s a Monday during the middle of the day so it\u2019s always slow- and I slip my toy out. I turned it on to hear how loud it would be in there to make sure the buzzing didn\u2019t make too much noise but the music they blast on the speakers pretty much covered the sound. So I obvs couldn\u2019t take my pants off or anything, but I just put the toy to my clit right through my black work pants. And I think my level or horniness had to have something to do with it, cuz it felt way intense. Like, TOO good\u2014the kind of good I expect when I\u2019m 2 glasses of wine into the night, if you know what I mean! It was so crazy\u2014here I am rolling and rubbing this thing on my clit all behind the counter, but keeping a totally straight face from the tits up for the people passing by. And they were- people were walking past the shop, and I\u2019m sitting there with this thing blasting away at my clit! It was kinda awesome! This pretty hot guy was just outside the store, probably waiting for his girlfriend in a nearby shop, and I started to fantasize that he\u2019d wander in to ask a question or something, and catch me playing with myself. Only instead of being weirded out or whatever would PROBABLY happen IRL, he gets turned and on, looks around carefully, then gets down on his knees and crawls behind the podium.<\/p>\n

I totally pictured it as I rubbed my pussy– how he\u2019d crawl right up to me and then unzip and unbutton my pants, sliding them off. Then my panties. Then he\u2019d bury his face in me, licking me and lapping at me- eating me gratefully like I\u2019m his last meal\u2026until I cum in his face. Then he\u2019d want me to suck his dick of course, and it would be fat one, and so he\u2019d sit on the chair and I\u2019d get under the podium where no one could see me, and he\u2019d take his fat cock out and whisper \u201churry- my girlfriend will be here any minute\u201d and then feed it to me. I\u2019d suck on and he\u2019d say \u201cyou\u2019re such a crazy chick, sucking a stranger\u2019s cock right here, playing with your pussy like that\u201d or something like that. And he’d have to keep a straight face as I suckled him, trying not to show it. The more dangerous it felt, the harder I\u2019d suck, desperate to get his jizz before the party was broken up by his GF. And I\u2019d tell him I\u2019d never done this before but now I\u2019m going to do it all the time, and I\u2019d swallow his whole shaft and tug on his balls and grab his ass and pump him into my face harder and harder, making sure he knows I give the BEST head!<\/p>\n

As I pictured all of that\u2014some strange guy shoving his sword down my throat now– I got closer and closer to climax. I prayed no one walked in so I couldn\u2019t finish the job\u2014there was no stopping at that point- I was gonna cum. And right at the moment\u2014swear to god\u2014the guy looks up at me and sees me staring at him all intently, and our eyes lock, and I cum looking in his eyes all the way across the store and through the window. And the really crazy part is that I think he KNEW! I mean, he gave this weird sort of half smile- a sexy little grin, then he WINKED at me, and walked away! My heart was racing and my underwear felt soaked through all the way to the pants\u2014I looked down and there was a wet spot! I had to totally hide behind the podium as much as I could until it dried. But the whole rest of the day I kept thinking about that GUY and if he knew, and how hot it would be if he did! His GF would NEVER guess in a million years that shit was happening while she was trying on clothes I’ll bet!<\/p>\n

See what I go through for you guys? :P You make me so horny all the damn time I so dumb shit like literally masturbate at work and almost get caught! I mean, it\u2019s so stupid\u2014I wouldn\u2019t just lose my job, I\u2019d like, be a sex offender or something! That\u2019s nuts! Why are people so uptight about sex?!!! Anyhooooo that\u2019s my secret, don\u2019t f*cking judge me, K? I’m NOT a pervert, I swear! Sometimes a girls gotta do what she\u2019s gotta do. Don’t hate!<\/p>\n

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