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Today I want to blog about BLOWJOBS! As a phone sex operator, I give a lot of phone head. It takes a bit of creativity (but not too much!) to imagine a hard cock in my face with just a voice on the other line. If he\u2019s got a deep voice, I picture a thick, veiny but short cock. 5 inches, max. If his voice is more mid-range, I picture one of those curving cocks that swoop upward towards the sky, with a really defined dark pink head. If he\u2019s got a softer voice, I picture an arrow-straight, smooth, skinny and long cock- 8 inches maybe- pointing right at my lips. If he\u2019s got a Euro accent- I know he\u2019s probably uncut, and so I make sure I let him know I\u2019m peeling back that sexy foreskin first! And a black cock\u2026well, that\u2019s easy, isn\u2019t it?
\nSo, the obvious thing here is that GUYS LOVE BLOWJOBS. I don\u2019t think anyone will argue that. So why does it seem that SOME women aren\u2019t into giving them? Are they just total prudes who deserve our scorn? Or are they BJ sluts-in-waiting, and the \u201cright\u201d cock is going to unleash their inner whore? I was pondering this question all last month, so I decided to do something about it.
\nSince I\u2019ve always been more than happy to swallow the meat stick, I started to ask some of my more \u201cnormally-employed\u201d female friends about if they do, or don\u2019t, give head. I\u2019m changing their names to protect the innocent!
\n\u201cLeah\u201d I\u2019ve known for six years. She\u2019s 29, works at an insurance company, has one kid, and has been dating the same guy for more than a year. When I asked her if she \u201cgladly gives head\u201d, she said \u201csometimes\u201d.
\nI pressed further: \u201cWhat times don\u2019t you mind\u2014or actually LIKE\u2014giving head?\u201d
\nAs it turns out, Leah was using head to fend off regular sex. As in, when she didn\u2019t feel like having sex but her partner wanted it, so was \u201cplacating him\u201d (my words, not hers) with a blowjob instead. No wonder she wasn\u2019t really into it\u2014it had become the compromise between them when she wasn\u2019t feeling super sexual.
\n\u201cMonica\u201d, as it turned out, loves giving head. Maybe TOO much. She\u2019s 26, and I\u2019ve known her for about three years. She manages two buildings, and this affords her A LOT of free time. Apparently, she fills this free time with blowjobs! She\u2019s not dating \u201canyone special\u201d, but she\u2019s blowing half of Koreatown, apparently, married and otherwise. For her, she likes the power. I must admit I was a bit surprised. I mean, I knew she was kind of a wild child, but I had no idea she was sucking off half the city- even married guys!
\n\u201cKim\u201d is exactly what I was expecting to find. Kim is 34, a realtor, single, and told me she doesn\u2019t like giving head. When I fished, I found out that Kim has a sensitive gag reflex, and always had feared that one day she\u2019d end up puking on some guy\u2019s cock. And since this had kept her from doing the deed too often, she now worried that her \u201cBJ skills\u201d left much to be desired. In fact, Kim was pretty sure her last boyfriend left her for another girl specifically because the girl in question allegedly gave great head!
\n\u201cBecky\u201d and \u201cLisa\u201d 27, and 31, are both in relationships, and tell me that their boyfriends always seem to want more head. Becky said she \u201cdidn\u2019t mind\u201d giving it, but didn\u2019t know how anyone could \u201clove it\u201d. Lisa said she liked it alright, but felt loathe to give it up to a guy who hadn\u2019t either 1) committed to her, 2) gone down on HER first!
\nBlowjobs\u2026who knew they were political?!
\nFinally, I talked to \u201cJill\u201d who said she WANTED to love giving BJs, but felt she wasn\u2019t very good at it, and didn\u2019t feel she looked sexy while doing it, so she hardly ever did.
\nThat\u2019s when I decided to hatch another experiment: could I give the girls who WANTED to be better tips that would cause them to enjoy it more? I decided it was time to share what I know!
\nI set up a \u201cblowjob workshop\u201d and invited Becky, Kim, and Leah, and Jill. (I decided Monica and Lisa didn\u2019t need my help!) After a few glasses of vino, I took out the bananas\u2026and turned on the PORN!
\nCan you imagine how HOT it was to have 4 ladies (plus myself) packed onto my back patio, deep-throating bananas? It really brought out the BI in me, but this was for SCIENCE, after all, so I kept my horniness in check and stuck to playing teacher. With my banana in hand, I showed them how to control their gag reflex by nose-breathing, and learning to let the tongue relax. I showed them how and where to squeeze, how much and how intensely to stroke, and threw in a few personal faves like a tongue-swirl over the head that always drives my guys nuts. All in all, it was a great night filled with sexually-charged ladies\u2014what could be better?
\nKim was a big surprise\u2014the girl who was afraid of gagging learned to master the deep-throat in under 2 hours! She was SO excited to go on a date to try out her skills! So, being the sweet wonder-slut that I am, I set her up on a date with my friend Keith- someone I knew I could rely on for an honest response. Sure enough, Kim and Keith hit it off, and the night ended with his lovely cock down her throat\u2026and they both loved it!
\nJill showed great improvement too- she was dating someone for a few months and was able to try out what she learned on him that very night! I\u2019m happy to report that she blew him away- literally! He asked her \u201cwhere she\u2019d been hiding\u201d her suck-skills, and she only laughed and told him there was a lot about her he didn\u2019t know yet!<\/p>\n

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That\u2019s right ladies\u2026are there ANY ladies listening? Or am I just preaching to the men? If you ladies are out there, hear me now: BLOW YOUR GUY! If you don\u2019t think you\u2019re good at it, LEARN! I\u2019m sure he won\u2019t mind you practicing on him! If you are worried you don\u2019t look sexy, or look \u201cfunny\u201d doing it, trust me when I tell you that with his cock in your mouth, you\u2019ve NEVER looked hotter to your man!<\/p>\n

And guys\u2026they don\u2019t call it a blow JOB for nothing! It\u2019s fun, it\u2019s sexy, but it\u2019s also hard work! If you want your lady to go down, make it NICE down there! Sweaty balls are not appetizing! Shower, and please, for the love of god, wax or at least trim back your forest of pubes! And don\u2019t forget to tell your girl how HOT it gets you to see her mouth around your cock! And, last but certainly not least, don\u2019t forget to RECIPROCATE and eat your lady\u2019s box right! Hmmmmmm\u2026maybe I just came up with my next blog!<\/p>\n

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