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So I literally just did a search and a slew of very detailed articles came up for the title of this post, so don’t shoot the messenger.\u00a0Obviously there are many reasons why millions of married men and women cheat, but as proof in today’s biggest news about\u00a0 Ashley Madison’s website getting hacked<\/a>, karma is also a bitch.<\/p>\n

I’m really just using today’s hot topic to let you know that phone sex is STILL one of the safest ways to have your extramarital activities, and here’s why:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Your credit card information is always secure and you pretty much get what you pay for.<\/p>\n

\u2022 If you have a certain arrangement with your wife, she might actually agree that phone sex is\u00a0the safest way for you to “play”. Given that it’s all virtual and nothing physical is actually happening (other than you pleasuring yourself to an anonymous voice), she might allow you to do it, just to get you off her hair.<\/p>\n

\u2022 On the other hand, your wife or girlfriend might be really upset that you enjoy phone sex instead of real sex with her in which case, that’s on you and not on us.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Our ladies are always discreet and keep your personal info private (unless you’re into financial domination or blackmail phone sex then that’s a different story).<\/p>\n

By the way, we are NOT\u00a0encouraging readers of this blog to cheat. If you are planning to in real life, then use your own judgment and know that there’s always a consequence. In the context of fantasy and roleplay however, cheating is acceptable.<\/p>\n

What an interesting Monday so far! Got a cheating phone sex fantasy you want to play out? Then give us a call:<\/p>\n

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