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So I went to this punk show, right, in this little tiny crowded sweaty bar, all dolled up in my little Marilyn Monroe dress with my bangs curled under, fishnet tights and red high heels. I went to the bar and slammed two shots of whiskey then ordered a beer\u00a0and\u00a0lit up a cigarette.<\/p>\n
I looked around and\u00a0watched all the guys pretend they weren’t thinking about\u00a0sliding their cocks between my tits and gorgeous ass cheeks!<\/h2>\n
I wasn’t even looking to get laid particularly. I just wanted to watch some badass musicians rock the guitars on stage and get a little drunk. But I’m always horny so I’ll never turn down an opportunity for a steamy fuck-sesh.<\/p>\n
So anyway\u00a0I went to the ladies room to pee and there was a really sexy chick in black leather pants putting on her lipstick in the mirror. I walked by her and slapped her ass, because I can! Some may say it’s rude, but I say it’s the best compliment!<\/p>\n
She didn’t even flinch, but looked at me through the mirror while she was still doing her lips and smiled very seductively.<\/p>\n
I winked at her and left the bathroom.<\/p>\n
So I’m standing there watching the show when this dude comes up next to me and hands me a shot of whiskey and a can of beer. He was obviously watching me from earlier because he got me exactly what I ordered.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy thank you sir,\u201d I said, downed the shot and gave him the empty shot glass.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou are sexy as hell,\u201d he whispered in my ear, and me being the dirty little devil that I am, I reached my hand down and squeezed his dick. He immediately got hard.<\/p>\n
\u201cThanks for the drinks,\u201d I said and walked away. I got lost in the crowd \u2013 fighting everyone in the mosh pit and dancing my ass off. I made my way back to my seat at the bar and finished off my beer. Then a voice came from behind me:<\/p>\n
\u201cI was looking for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d I asked, and she kissed me!<\/p>\n
Right there, right in front of everyone! I was not expecting that, but I’m always down for any kind of hot sex, so I kissed her right back. We were full on making out \u2013 her tongue was deep down my throat, and she even jumped up on me with her tiny body and wrapped her little legs around my waist. I was holding her like I was the dude and the guy that bought me the drinks came up behind her and started rubbing her tits and her head fell back and she kissed him upside down. She dropped her head back down and kissed me all the while her man was trying to kiss her at the time her lips were pressed against mine. So naturally, I ended up kissing him, and all three of us were kissing right there between the bar and the bathroom.<\/p>\n
I felt her dude’s hands squeeze my ass and all I could think about was this adorable little chick in the middle of this sandwich and I wanted to lick her pussy.<\/h2>\n
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<\/a><\/p>\n\u201cFollow me,\u201d he said, she jumped down and we all disappeared out to the parking lot. He had a van \u2013 he was actually one of the band members \u2013 so the back was empty because all of their gear was still on stage. Before we could even climb in the back of the van the girl pushed me against the side of it \u2013 right outside there in the parking lot \u2013 and her hands slid up my thighs and under my dress. She hiked it up and got down ON HER KNEES and planted her lips in-between one of the holes in my fishnets.<\/p>\n
She stuck her tongue up my pussy, through my tights, and it was wet and warm and it felt oh so fucking good.<\/h2>\n
The next thing I knew we were in the back of the van, I was on my back and she was eating me out while her man was fucking her doggy style. I don’t even know how or when we went in the van but it was happening. And he got done fucking her from behind and pushed her to the side and he stuck his dick inside of me. He pounded the shit out of me, missionary style, while his chick was kissing me. Then she started sucking on my nipples and I grabbed her little butt and pulled it right on top of my face. I stuck my tongue up her twat and licked her clit til she came in my mouth over and over again, her boyfriend was fucking me silly, and she bent over to lick his dick whenever he slid out of me.<\/p>\n
He finally pushed her out of the way and pulled his cock out of my pussy then shoved it in her mouth.<\/h2>\n
He came so much it dripped out of her mouth and over her lips, down her chin. He slapped his dick on her tits and she fell back, naked, while he hopped out of the van and pulled his pants on. I looked down at my fishnets, which were surprisingly still in tact and the only thing I was wearing, and I still wanted more! I stuck my fingers in her pussy one last time. She was so fucking adorable I couldn’t help myself.<\/p>\n
She responded by sticking her fingers in my pussy too and we kissed a little bit more, fingering each other, and made each other cum once more.<\/p>\n
I missed the band I went to see but I was having an amazing threesome in the back of a van in the parking lot so I really didn’t care. It was totally worth it!<\/p>\n