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Well it\u2019s me the office clerk\u00a0again, the girl who lives in the shithole town trying to get enough money together to get out! Office\u00a0by day, the phones at night.<\/p>\n
I had a FANTASTIC time the other night\u00a0heading out to the bar. I thought I\u2019d kick back a little, go have a few drinks around the corner. You know, professional girls like to get a little silly too, ha.<\/p>\n
She just smiled and said “oh yeah!” Guys LOVE a forward girl, believe you me!<\/p>\n He said yes and ordered me up a vodka soda. We made small talk as I sipped and he wanted me and I wanted him. So we leave the bar after we kill our drinks, and there we were behind the river in the dark\u2026and I turned and kissed him and grabbed his dick!<\/p>\n He gasped he was so surprised but I said \u201cI heard you fuck good\u2026\u201d and he seized with pleasure and surprise but already I was jerking him off right there in the gravel, and it was so fucking hot and it was dark and the sun was setting and my pussy wanted him so badly but I wanted to do this RIGHT.<\/p>\n I was gonna get EVERYTHING I wanted out of him dammit.<\/p>\n It drove him fucking nuts! I could hear him moaning, I could see in my head his eyes going behind him, how crazily I was teasing him. I was gonna drive him nuts until he just couldn\u2019t do anything but jizz all over me no matter how bad! BOY HOWDY GO AHEAD. And he fucked my brains out! He pulled my hair and my eyes went to the sky and I saw stars as he rammed as deep as he could into my fucking hole. All I saw was inky black and twinkling lights as he fucked me deeper and deeper and deeper\u2026I was getting runs in my stockings but I didn\u2019t care\u2026and it WAS the best I\u2019d ever been fucked. We went back inside and parted ways after that, but I’ve been dreaming about it for the last few days now! I want to “run into” him again, and I know just the spot…<\/p>\n Well it\u2019s me the office clerk\u00a0again, the girl who lives in the shithole town trying to get enough money together to get out! Office\u00a0by day, the phones at night. I had a FANTASTIC time the other night\u00a0heading out to the bar. I thought I\u2019d kick back a little, go have a few drinks around the… Continue reading
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\nI\u2019m at the bar by my house and just chatting with Charlene the old bartender. Now, Charlene\u2019s a good ol\u2019 gal, she\u2019s been in town for decades and knows the score about just about everyone who comes through the bar door.
\nSo we\u2019re going on and on and finally I\u2019m like ok well YOU tell me a thing or two about someone in this bar, then! And I was a little drunk so I can\u2019t believe I SAID this– I said: tell me who around here\u00a0can FUCK REALLY GOOD!
\nShe said oh little Miss, you ARE a bit of a dirty girl inside, aren\u2019t you? And\u00a0she very stealthily jutted her chin over at this guy drinking alone at a table in jeans and a work shirt\u2026
\nAnd then I went HIM!?<\/p>\n
\nSo I just walked right on over to him and asked if he’d like to buy me a drink, and then I said hey take me for a walk! People just tend to complicate shit, so I went for the direct approach.<\/p>\nAnd I could see his dick move– rise to attention– under his jeans!<\/h2>\n
\nI took his dick in my mouth very slowly and delicately and sucked him off soooooo gentllllyyy, sometimes barely touching the skin of his cock.<\/h2>\n
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\nI finally sat on his dick and he took control!<\/p>\nAfter I rode him for a minute he panted that he was gonna fuck me the best I’ve ever been fucked from behind.<\/h2>\n
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\nIt didn\u2019t take him long to come but that\u2019s ok, I could only handle such a good fucking for so long!!<\/p>\nI let him jizz all over my sweet little face, emptying himself until every part of him was drained.<\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\nCall 1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"