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(AKA my sneaky restaurant FUCK!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DIG_FO1981_066.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1379\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DIG_FO1981_066-682x1024.jpg\" alt=\"DIG_FO1981_066\" width=\"571\" height=\"857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DIG_FO1981_066-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DIG_FO1981_066-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DIG_FO1981_066-768x1152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 571px) 100vw, 571px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2>You know when you&#8217;re super horny for cock and you just can&#8217;t think of anything else and you feel like you&#8217;re walking around with a sign that says \u201cFUCK ME\u201d on your forehead?<\/h2>\n<p>Well that was me at this restaurant the other day.<\/p>\n<p>I knew wearing the white pants was a good idea. They were tight, sexy, and they made my booty really look good! And\u00a0my low-cut soft velvety pink tank top that showed off my\u00a0perky little tits definitely caught many stares. No wonder when I was sitting there at the restaurant\u00a0the group of men at the bachelor party across from us kept glancing over. My eye was catching on to this one dude in particular.<\/p>\n<p>I casually walked to the bathroom, making sure to pass by him slowly so he could look at my ass when I walked away. Once in the super dark bathroom,\u00a0I straddled the toilet, trying really hard not to give my clit a little tickle and cum right there because I was so fucking horny!<\/p>\n<h2>My\u00a021-year old ripe little pussy was nice and wet and ready for a big fat juicy delicious cock.<\/h2>\n<p>Just thinking about the table of well-dressed MEN made me want to just want to hop on their table and crawl down it on my hands and knees, getting slapped in the ass by each hand on either side as I make my way down the line, and just lie there on my back right there in the center of the table and let each one of them have their way with me.<\/p>\n<p>Like, they&#8217;d take turns sucking on my tits and rubbing my body and there&#8217;d be a different tongue on my pussy every few seconds \u2013 and a different dick slapping my face every minute, a new head in my mouth after a few sucks. I hardly noticed I&#8217;d started to stroke my pussy thinking about it! But then I heard the bathroom door and some more girls came in so I quickly pulled my shorts back up and exited the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I sat back down at my table and was sipping my iced tea, but I was\u00a0pretty obviously stared at him, completely ignoring my best friends at the table with me.<\/p>\n<h2>I was picturing his beautiful dick and how it was going to taste in the back of my throat!<\/h2>\n<p>So I&#8217;m sitting there giving him fuck me eyes and he finally notices in-between laughs with his buddies and he catches me staring at him and I motion toward the bathroom and he turns around to see then looks back at me confused. He shrugs and lifts his hands up, mouths WHAT? to me and then I excuse myself and stand up. I turn the corner to the bathroom and lean against the wall. I&#8217;m waiting for him. A second later, someone comes around the corner. My surprise when it&#8217;s one of my friends, not him, who turned the corner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou little slut,\u201d she said to me, and she cupped my tits and pushed them up a little bit. I just smiled deviously and then DUDE comes walking by. He saw her hands on my boobs and couldn&#8217;t help himself \u2013 he grabbed my ass \u2013 dem white pants ya know ;) &#8211; and my pussy tightened up she got so excited. He pushed himself into my behind and pushed me into her \u2013 my breasts were pressed up against my friend&#8217;s \u2013 his dick was rubbing against my ass, getting bigger by the second \u2013 and I just went for it \u2013<\/p>\n<p>I kissed my girlfriend on the lips. I knew she was bisexual so I had a feeling she&#8217;d be receptive, and she totally was!\u00a0And we kissed right there in the hallway \u2013 And then Dude leans in and kisses me, and then he kisses her, and then I kiss her, and then he kisses her, and his dick is humongous and I&#8217;m rubbing it and then they&#8217;re kissing each other still so I drop down on my knees and I&#8217;m about to undo his zipper when one of the servers comes walking down the hall.<\/p>\n<p>She giggles and opens a door \u2013 there was a family bathroom right in front of us \u2013 and we were going at it right there in the hall \u2013 so we slip into the bathroom and he undoes his pants and I stuff his fat cock into my mouth.<\/p>\n<h2>And now he&#8217;s kissing my friend while she moans and playing with her cute tits while I&#8217;m sucking on his hard fucking dick.<\/h2>\n<p>And I&#8217;m in heaven \u2013 sucking and slurping on that cock \u2013 and then he pulls her pants down \u2013 sticks his fingers in her twat \u2013 and I&#8217;m still sucking on him \u2013 so I take it out of my mouth and turn around and take my pants off and push her out of the way and I get on his cock and ride him in reverse \u2013 and my friend starts kissing me and playing with my nipples \u2013 and then she goes down on me \u2013 she licks my clit while his dick is in my coochie and she&#8217;s slurping some of his cock up too when I go up. Then dude pushes me off and reaches for her \u2013 she sits down on him, facing him, and sticks her tit in his mouth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_nqmmcsMOLF1u3cwlho1_500.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1343\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_nqmmcsMOLF1u3cwlho1_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_nqmmcsMOLF1u3cwlho1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And they&#8217;re riding each other and I&#8217;m just standing there not sure what to do, so I grab his balls and then I get real freaky and take them in my cheeks.<\/p>\n<h2>And her ass is slapping me in the face every time she sits down on his cock. And he&#8217;s moaning and he&#8217;s about to blow&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>I take his balls out and then I lick the space in-between his balls and his asshole \u2013 and he goes off. He pushes her off of his lap and blows his load all over \u2013 MY FACE! &#8211; Because it was right there \u2013 and then I wash up real quick and we put our clothes back on and sneak out into the hallway without anyone noticing like it ain&#8217;t no thang.<\/p>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s how you do it!!<\/p>\n<p>Gimme a call guys!! I&#8217;m ready for ya!! Nice &amp; hot and horny!!<\/p>\n<p>XOXO<\/p>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\">1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know when you&#8217;re super horny for cock and you just can&#8217;t think of anything else and you feel like you&#8217;re walking around with a sign that says \u201cFUCK ME\u201d on your forehead? Well that was me at this restaurant the other day. I knew wearing the white pants was a good idea. 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