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Hi guys, this is my first blog on here, so I\u2019m going to try and follow the rules as best I can. No real names, no real places that are not public, etc.<\/p>\n

Ok, so, my story is about GIRLS. I\u2019m 100% bisexual, and have dated both women and men. But the reality is, I talk to dudes and phone fuck dudes every single night with my job.<\/p>\n

But I seriously hadn\u2019t been getting enough PUSSY in my face lately, and that sucks.<\/h2>\n

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Like, in long while. So when I saw this chick the other night, I just went for it. Here\u2019s the thing\u2014she said she was STRAIGHT. But, like, she was wearing Converse with fishnets and she had a BLUE FAUX HAWK with shaved sides so in my mind I called bullshit on her straightness! I just KNEW that was a girl who had yet to DISCOVER the magic of another girl\u2026<\/p>\n

I won\u2019t bore you with the details of how I asked her out under the guise of friendship only, or how I plied her with booze all night when we finally met up this weekend. Let\u2019s suffice to say, at about 1:00am at my place, I was buzzed, she was pretty sloshed, and I leaned in to kiss her. To my surprise, she didn\u2019t push me away at all\u2014she kissed me back and then whispered \u201cI don\u2019t know\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t know about what?\u201d I asked her.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know what to do\u201d she said.<\/p>\n

She looked so fucking CUTE in her little wifebeater tank top and plaid skirt. So innocent. She couldn\u2019t have been more than 90lbs and an inch or two over 5 feet. I like that\u2014I\u2019m tall at 5\u20198\u201d, and I love to dominate shorter girls. Anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

So I said \u201cyou don\u2019t have to do anything this time. Just let me please you.\u201d<\/h2>\n

\u201cOK\u201d she said quietly, and I leaned in and kissed her again. Her lips tasted like strawberries. Her tongue was delicate and melted into mine as I laid her back onto the sofa. I lifted her tank top up\u2014but ONLY enough so that just the bottoms of her perfect little pointy A cups were peeking out\u2014that shit turns me the fuck on! I licked the bottom of her breasts and laid her back.<\/p>\n

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She kicked off her sneakers and went to remove her fishnets, but I stopped her:<\/p>\n

\u201cI like them on\u201d I said, and I just looped my finger into one of the holes and RIPPED THEM OPEN.<\/p>\n

I did it just a bit- just enough to pull aside her thong– and I got on my knees, put my ass in the air, spread her labia, and started licking her pussy.<\/h2>\n

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She immediately began to moan \u201cOH MY GOD\u201d over and over.<\/p>\n

I licked my fingers and slipped them into her tight little shaven slit too. Straight MY ASS I thought as she began grinding her hips into my face.<\/h2>\n

\u201cOH MY GOD no guy has ever eaten me like this\u201d she moaned as she turned her head side-to-side, eyes rolling back.<\/p>\n

I REALLY wanted to show her how good it is with girls, so I was, like, doing my absolute best. I coaxed one finger in her asshole and she was surprisingly relaxed, so then I took a jeweled butt plug and stuck that in while I vigorously fingered her pussy.<\/p>\n

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\u201cYour cute little ass looks so adorable with my jewel\u201d I told her, \u201cI think I want it next. Roll over.\u201d<\/p>\n

She flipped over, and I ripped the backside of her fishnets too, and pulled out the plug, replacing it with my tongue.<\/p>\n

\u201cOH MY GOD!\u201d she yelped as I tongued her tight little ass, pulling her cheeks around my face, digging as deep into her as I could.<\/h2>\n

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Hot little piece of ass, seriously! I\u2019m soaking my chair remembering this for you, guys! She\u2019d have let me eaten her INSIDE OUT, I swear! But I didn\u2019t want her to CUM yet.<\/p>\n

I picked her up like a dude SHOULD and carried her to my bedroom. Now it was my turn to get naked. I stripped out of my dress and again, I call BULLSHIT on her straightness because when she saw me naked, she licked her lips unconsciously! I climbed over her, kissing her again, now dragging my tits over her face. I shook them, slapping her with them.<\/p>\n

\u201cSUCK THEM\u201d I told her. I mean, she had to do SOMETHING for me, right? Besides be a dripping hot pussy I was dying to have! Tease!<\/p>\n

She was an apt pupil! She scooped up a breast in her hands and brought her lips to it. She started to suckle it almost like a baby, nursing at my tit, NEEDING something from me, and I swear in that moment, I fell a little bit in lust!<\/p>\n

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TRY THIS I told her, spreading my legs, swinging one over her head.<\/p>\n

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I pressed my vagina against hers and she looked at me with big, questioning eyes.<\/h2>\n

All you have to do is grind against me, I showed her, arching my back, letting my hips roll into her.<\/p>\n

\u201cOOOOOooooooooo\u201d she moaned as my pussy pressed against hers, clits rubbing together.<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, baby\u201d I told her \u201cjust like that\u201d and the next thing I know, this bitch is scissoring me like an old lesbian! She grabbed my leg and GROUND against me, and for the first time, I realized I would cum too.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou like pussy now?\u201d I asked her as I felt her getting to brink.<\/p>\n

\u201cYES! She yelled, \u201cOH YES!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

I threw her on her back again. Scissoring was fun, but I knew I could make her cum hardest with my mouth. I sucked her pussy up into my mouth, flicking it with my tongue.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou dirty little goddess\u201d I told her \u201cI could eat your pussy all night long and still want more\u201d.<\/h2>\n

\u201cYou want more?\u201d I asked her<\/p>\n

YES!<\/p>\n

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So 4 fingers turned into my FIST, and before you know it, I\u2019ve my entire FIST coming in and out of her, pounding her senseless.<\/p>\n

OH\u2026MY\u2026FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!\u201d she screamed, and I felt her pussy contract around my arm, holding me in place. For an extra thrill I started flicking her clit with my other hand as she came contracting around my fist, her pussy eating half of my arm.<\/h2>\n

When we were done, so was soooo cute and asked me if I was OK and if I had fun!<\/p>\n

I told her it was a pleasure to fuck a tight, hot little piece like her, and that I\u2019d love to be BI FRIENDS with benefits!<\/p>\n

Bitch better call! LOL But, like, how can she not???!!!<\/p>\n

Call 1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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