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I was on my morning run — I like to stay in shape, LOL reformed volleyball girl over here — and when I’m on my run I don’t like to talk to fuckin’ ANYONE. You know, like, I’m sweating, I’m in my track clothes, gimme a break! But it was chilly out and I’d just started and was like fuck, my cunt’s colder than a witch’s tit, I’ll just duck into this coffee place for a little somethin then get back out there.
And holy shit this big young guy behind the counter just made me melt right away. It was fucking nuts how turned on I get right away like I wasn’t even THINKING about sex you know?! You know how that happens? You’re minding your own business thinking about whatever bullshit in your own damn life and suddenly you see someone and just like well fuck, now all I can think about is getting fucked. Alright then huh.
And I was like well shit I look like shit – nice way to see this guy! Though I guess he was in his apron or whatever so he probably wasn’t too pleased either. Well whatever you don’t choose these things. I get a warm thing of something and I just thought “We have to fuck later”.
I was wrong about that.
I had to fuck him NOW.
I went back out on my run but I couldn’t stop thinking of his dick in my pussy, like I was just obsessed. When I passed the shop on my way back I went back in and his face lit up when he saw me! I was like lol hey I gotta talk to you. Like right now. He said uh uh uh ok I guess I’ll take my break.
He was like what if someone see us?
“Yeah. What if?”
“Uh uh uh. I guess. Whatever I have to fuck you.”
“That’s the fuckin’ spirit!”
“Ok,” I panted. “Fuck me. It’s time for you to fuck me.” I dropped my pants and bent over and it was goddamn about time when he eased his big ol’ dick into my pussy. Holy shit! His dick felt so fucking good.
“Holy shit” his hands squeezing my bobbing ass, “you feel so damn good, your pussy’s so fucking good babe”
“Yeah yeah holy shiiit’ he cupped my boobs and kept ramming into me and I just felt all this ugliness and badness get fucked right out of me. Like all the shit of this whole month just lift up and floated way.
“WOAH THAT’S HOT!”
Oops. I guess someone did see us.
“Oh no. Uh uh uh.”
The crowd cheered. “Yeah don’t stop!” Lol. Smartasses.
“Fuck me!” I said horasely, come on fuck me fuck me.
“Yeah fuck her!”
“Holy shit you’ll let me fuck your ass?”
“Fuck my fucking ass!”
“Shut the fuck up!”
And then he put it right in! I shit you not, the crowd clappped. IT was like a fucking baseball game or something! Lol what the fuck.
“You gonna cum or what?!”
Those fucking peanut gallery nerds.
I’d already come twice after all this shit but they didn’t need to know that!
“Oh shit I’m gonna come!” I was ready for it. I mean I didn’t need it, but I wanted him to feel that good and I wanted them to get a show so…
“Come on my face!” I said.
“Holy fuck really?”
…turned out the crowd was kinda big.
He stood over me looking shocked! His apron was on the ground lol. He looked so confused and also like he knew he’d just had the best fuck of this hwole life. “What do we do?” he said in a tiny voice.
“Smile. And wave.” I said, winked at him. The crowd cheered again. Weird fucking life but you can bet I’m all ready to start my shift lol.

I was out with my stupid husband on my day off—now, generally I like to relax on my day off from the phones but nooooo he wanted to go for a long walk in the park. What the hell?! But I went along…and then I was lost- we’d been separated in this huge park and my phone was dead and I had no idea what was going on.
And then this guy appeared out of nowhere. He looked like a woodsy type and had a cute little sneer and I was like Oh God he’s hot…wait, you’re married, what are you thinking!?
Though I guess in truth I was thinking this is my husband’s fault I’m this shit mess. Hahaha.
“Yeah,” he said. “I know where you’re at. Where you need to go?”
“The West Parking Lot I think…”
And then it started to rain! “Shit!” I said. “If that isn’t just the worst! This fucking day!”
“Hold on, there’s a shelter over here.”
Thank God, cause I was getting drenched! But then we were dry in this little hideaway right off the path. But it was small and I was pressed up against this guy…
and then I could smell him and see how hot he was and I wanted to fuck him! We were so close I could feel him getting hard too…fuck, it was just crazy! I was thinking Shit I’m married no…but then. Well. Suddenly I found myself unzipping his pants and his dick was in my hand! He sure didn’t try and stop me!
Crazy right!?! Holy shit he was hard as the rain was pounding down outside and I breathed “I want you– look my pussys so hot for you”.
And he wasted no time lifting up my skirt and feeling my dripping juices for himself as I was jerking him off! Fuck it was good!
“You like getting fingered, don’t you you little slut?”
“You’re fucking right I do! By the way I’m married…”
“Sssssssh me too I won’t tell aw FUCK…”
That sound was me getting on my knees on the bench to suck his sweet cock. “Oh yeahhh shit you give fuckin’ good head aw yeah baby, that’s what I like.”
I licked and sucked and fit his dick into my sweet pert little parting lips like nobody’s business. He said “Aw shit babe my cock feels so good in your fuckin’ mouth you want my fuckin’ hand in your twat?”
I mean my mouth was full so I just said “MMMEBERRM” (I meant yes.)
He got it and he went for it! I was so fucking wet that his hand went right in! Oh God it felt good and I lost myself and sucked him harder!
“Holy fuck you can deep throat?”
Response to that I swallowed his whole cock right down! All the way down my sweet little throat, dude almost fell over! Lol. I’m that good and I like sucking dick what can I say? ;)
And then the rain really started going! It was thundering on the roof of the shelter and drenching everything around us! But we were dry. And hot lol. ;)
I thought of maybe my poor hubby out there getting soaked somewhere and then thought well it’s his fault he never fucks me! And I knew what I wanted.
I was thinking he was about to cum and so I had to make a move fast! I pulled my undies aside and he got behind me and sunk his cock into my pussy as we stood there on the leaves.
“Yeah, right there” I said as I he started to hammer me from behind!
Oh fuck oh fuck he said as I bounced into him, feeling his cock probe deep in my belly. He fucked me like I’d needed to been fucked for YEARS, I tell you. My pussy was so hard up for a deep dicking like that that I was ready to cum within like 2 mins. I even had my leg up in the air so he could get in deeper. He pounded away and my whole body shook. It was like a dream cum true!
I knew I was gonna cum fast, and good thing, cuz no sooner did I cum, he whipped out his cock and spurted his juice onto the ground, we heard my hubby calling my name!
OH SHIT I said that’s my hubby thanks for the great fuck I’ll never forget it– gotta go!
And I fixed my skirt and ran towards my hubby’s voice saying “I’m just over here– was soooo lost then I had to pee!”
oxoxox
Omg u guys i have *officially* had sex outdoors, in public!
It was soooooo not my fault either! i was just hanging on a blanket near a tree, reading a book and minding my damn business when I hear my name. i look up. it’s my old friend ____________ from high school, gonna call him JAMES. So James is standing over me with an ipod in his hands. we did the typical and obligatory “hey– it’s been a long time– what have you been up to?” small talk. But the subtext was clear: we STILL wanted each other. Cuz see, i had a boyfriend back when James and i became friends, so even tho there was sexual tension, nothing ever came of it.
And, like i said, i have NO IDEA what came over me but when we got to talking about both being currently single, i couldn’t help but blurt out how i always liked him.
Next thing I know, he’s like “wanna see it?”
I looked around, and though there were people around, they were all kinda far away, flying kites, running around with their dogs, etc. No one was really staring my way. So i was like “yeah”
I wanted it.
“Does it TASTE as good as it looks?” i asked him, biting my lip.
“you tell me” he said, and took a step towards me, still looking around.
I motioned him even closer as I got on my knees.
it was great, guys, i gotta tell ya! He moaned sweetly and put his hands on my ears, guiding his cock down my throat.
“I wanted this for so long too” he told me, but I didn’t answer.
I only sucked him harder, lightly playing with his balls.
He started to moan. I could hear kids screaming different games in the background, and dogs barking. I had to make him cum fast! I didn’t want anything to interrupt us!
I was milking him like a cow, building up friction. I felt his knees start to shake and I knew.
“I’m gonna cum”
I didn’t say a word– I only grabbed his ass and forced him down my throat. I think he meant to withdraw and shoot it in his hand– maybe he was trying to be a gentleman– but I wanted that cum! I kept his cock down my throat and swallowed each hot burst as it came: first one, then another, then another!
He quickly pulled his pants up but it was too late– I think the woman was taking her cell out to call the cops on us! We grabbed up my blanket and book and RAN the hell outta there.
He had to go to work in a bit so we exchanged numbers, so you guys can bet I’ll have another story about James soon. I told him he can be my “do it outside” friends with benefits!
I’m the type that gets bored real easy. One cock, two cock, three cock, four cock, white cock, black cock, two chicks, three dicks, on my face, gangbang, anal, threesome, orgy… every day it’s gotta be sumthin’ different ya know?
It’s the same with jobs. I hop from job to job because, well, doing the same thing gets boring! That’s why doing a phone sex line is great – every day it gets to be different – and it’s never boring.
For the summer I took a job working at a campground. Relax, guys, I get wifi and cell service, so I can still take calls… out in the woods, among the trees… I’ll be stuffin’ my cooter with broken tree branches and wiping my cum with fallen tree leaves, jungle life style LOL!
So I’ve only been here less than a week and I’m already going crazy. It’s like, you’re stuck out here in the woods and you’re horny as hell and you’ve got young kids and teenage campers all around and you share a bunk with 5 other counselors and they would all hear you going to town on yourself or you would shake the bed because you’re on the top bunk…
Needless to say that’s why I have to go on a little walk to take my calls. But sometimes I just want to lay back, spread my legs wide and shove my whole entire fist in my cunt. I can’t do that on a bed of leaves and dirt and rocks and sticks. So it gets tricky, you gotta get creative!
So last night, right…
I had been crushing on one of the other counselors. He was a student at ________ in North Carolina. He had a very thick southern accent that was so cute and his smile was magnetic. Pretty mouth, and me being super dirty I imagined a big fat dick in inside it… yes I like guy on guy action too… white, straight teeth… so white I pictured my sweet pussy juices staining them sticky … pretty blue eyes. Very sweet guy. He led the nature hikes. Every time I would see him I’d casually brush up against him, I’d sit next to him at meal times, letting my thigh fall against his, etc.
So anyways, let’s call him Jack– Jack was building up the campfire last night for the scary story night. We were all technically supposed to be there, but if you weren’t it wasn’t a big deal. He was cutting the kindling with his shirt off because it was a hot day and I was watching from inside the window. I was getting all hot just looking at his beautiful torso and I went out to talk to him. We exchanged some “I want to fuck you” glances, and I told him to meet me before the fire started. He asked me if I had a scary story to share and I told him no, not yet.
So before story time, when everyone was gathering there taking their seats, I met Jack by the kitchen door.
“Come with me” I told him and took his hand.
We went up to the treehouse, and I climbed the ladder first. Purposely so he could look at my booty from below, from underneath my tight dress so he could see the full fat of my ass cheeks and look up at my panty-less pussy as I lifted each leg up to the next step.
My plan worked. As soon as we sat in the treehouse, we heard everyone clapping and the campfire started. Jack sat down next to me, I was sitting on my butt, my legs out, and he put his hand on my thigh. I was writhing and not wanting to waste any more time. I just went for it.
I grabbed his dick and started rubbing, and he leaned in and kissed me. He tried to push me on my back but I pushed him down instead. I unzipped his pants as we kissed and grabbed his cock, then lowered my face to his dick. I stuffed that thing in my mouth – and oh yeah it was beautiful – and bobbed up and down on it until he couldn’t even take it anymore and blasted in my mouth. I swallowed it and then stuck my tongue out to show him that nothing was there.
We both lied back in utter exhaustion and satisfaction, naked on the wooden treehouse floor, heard the clapping again, and decided to hang out in the treehouse, our naked bodies pressed against each other, for the rest of the night. I woke up to the sun shining through and the birds chirping in the tree above and with a hard cock trying to find its way into my ass hole.
Oh the woods…