The Most EPIC ORGASM Ever! …Alone!

Fri, 11 Mar 2016 23:23:23 +0000

I work in a consulting firm by day, so I spend half of the day I sitting around alone in my office, waiting for appointments. I’m totally confessing that I often skip lunch and masturbate in my car on my lunch break, because the only face-to-face action I’ve had lately is random booty calls and one-night stands! I’ve always had a super high sex drive, so even with my other job taking calls for this company (1800PHONESEX), this last year almost now, I’ve been horny as fuck, with no outlet. So about 3 months back I started masturbating at work in my car. Weird maybe, but true!

I actually think someone caught me one time, but I didn’t know who it was. They walked up and got into the car next to mine. I played it like I was napping, but they definitely did a double take. I never saw the person again so I assume they either kept that as their own personal spank bank (you’re welcome!) or really were that naïve they had absolutely no idea what I was really doing. ANYWAYS…

So just in case you haven’t heard, The Rabbit is the best vibrator a woman could ever possibly own. The extendable ears “tickle” your clit and it’s almost like having a tongue there too. Horny slut that I am, I keep mine locked in my bottom filing cabinet drawer! Today I had two hours to wait until my next appointment, and it was pouring rain outside. I really didn’t feel like running through it to my car to do my masturbation session, so instead I went over and locked my office door- something we’re really not supposed to do. Anyway, I sat back down behind my desk and unzipped my black slacks, pulled my panties to the side, and pulled my beautiful Rabbit out the filing cabinet.I was nervous as fuck but also excited to be doing what I was doing! Risk has always gotten me excited I think.

I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!

I imagined a man under my desk, lapping at my clit as the ears of the Rabbit wriggled against it. How fucking HOT would that be to hide a dude under there and get some office head sometime? The actual cock part of it swirling inside me was just a bonus actually! It was my CLIT that started to throb, and I knew I was going to have a MAJOR clitoral orgasm. I slid down in my chair, sliding my legs open wider, maneuvering the toy inside me, arching my back into it. OMG guys it felt crazy amazing! Something about the danger of it had my pussy going more than that toy had ever done before. Fuck, as I started to cum, I almost WANTED to get caught. I pictured a guy from down the hall walking in (even though of course the door was locked in reality) and catching me, and instead of freaking out or whatever, just getting so turned on by it that he’d come over and HAVE to take his cock out and fuck me right there- both our jobs be damned!

I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.

Finally I came with my toes curling and my whole body shuddering like a freaking earthquake in my belly. I don’t think I’ve EVER cum that hard alone! It was EPIC!!! Beyond fucking epic!

And sweet fucking Christ—no sooner did I get my pants up then my door handle starts to jiggle!!! OF COURSE!

I had to throw a file over the Rabbit, my panties all soggy and my face all sweaty, and RUN to grab it before it seemed suspicious that it was locked! I got the door open and thankfully it was just the MAIL GUY (lol) with a package for me, but FUCK! My heart about stopped when I heard that handle!

I definitely wanna do this again (DUH!) but I need some kind of spy camera in the hall or something so I get a decent head’s up! LOL

Me at my desk, but with clothes! lol YES PLEASE!

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Wed, 11 Nov 2015 23:18:35 +0000

So how are you “single” guys handling your morning hard-ons? Are you just tugging one out while still in bed? In the shower? I mean, I’m a chick so the idea of imagining that is kind of hot, but honestly, I’ll bet that gets BORING for YOU plenty of the time, no?

I guess you haven’t heard that there are some guys who have “discovered” an ingenious way of handling their wood that keeps them smiling all day after. I mean, think about it…are YOU still grinning about whacking it that morning, by the time lunch or dinner rolls around? I highly doubt it, dude.

So…what are these guys doing that’s giving them chubbies all day just remembering it?

They’re letting ME or one of my sexy coworkers start their day off RIGHT by giving their cock what it deserves: an EPIC ORGASM worthy of a hardworking man! Cuz really, boys, us slutty girls know that you NEED a good morning release to get clearheaded for the day. And here’s the extra great part, and I’m for real here: WE LOVE IT TOO! We’re not baristas or waitresses or cashiers for a reason! We love to MAKE YOU CUM, and you guys are actually way more a part of our “real lives” than you ever really know…

Picture, if you will, my coworker Delilah. She’s 19, gorgeous- tall, thin, dark… and she’s paying her way through college (a pretty prestigious one, in fact) having phone sex. Now, just like any service business, we all have our “regulars”. Do you know that we have our favorites, too? Her most favorite regular is on the east coast, and calls her at 6:30am (9:30 her time) every Monday through Friday morning. He calls right at the start of her day because he loves knowing he’s her FIRST fuck of the day, every day. He’s mid-forties and some kind of executive, and likes to refer to himself in the third person as “Daddy”, but that’s all we know. Anyway, this is a perfect example of their morning trysts, and something YOU should get to enjoy too, by the way!

So picture this…somewhere in a small downtown apartment, a young woman is starting her day. She has class on campus later, but is, for the moment, sipping coffee in her robe, relaxing at home. Her cell phone rings.

“Hello?” she answers quietly, cradling the phone to her ear.

“It’s me. I want you to stop what you’re doing, and get onto your bed.”

She puts down her mug and walks over to her bed, the white satin robe swishing against her smooth, tan legs. She lays down on the bed, and puts the phone back to her ear.

“OK.”

“Now reach into the bedside drawer and get my favorite toy. Turn it on and let me hear it.”

She stretches her slender but shapely body across the mattress and reaches into the draw. She pulls out a long, purple vibrator and presses the button, and holds it up to her cell for a few seconds.

“Now what, Daddy?”

“Faster- make the setting faster.”

She presses the button twice more, causing the toy buzz loudly, madly vibrating in her hand.

“That’s right…now, are you naked?”

“I just have on my robe.”

“Good. Lay down flat on your back, and untie the robe. Now open it.”

Slowly, deliberately enjoying this simple act, she pulls on a tie of her robe and it gives. With her left hand, she pushes the robe to the sides, revealing her breasts, one at a time, and her smoothly-waxed pussy. The breasts are perfect—perky and round, and still point to the ceiling despite her supine position.

“OK daddy, my robe is open.”

“How are your nipples? Are they hard?”

“Not yet.”

“Pinch them. Make them hard for Daddy.”

The woman cradles the phone in the nook of her laying shoulder and grabs her nipples. She wants to squeeze and tug on the fleshy part of the breasts too, but knows she must only do what she is told. Obediently, she takes her pink, bead-size nipples between long, French-manicured nails and pinches hard, and releases. With each tweak, her labia aches and her clit starts to tingle.

“How does that feel?”

“It feels really good, Daddy…”

“Now grab your toy again.”

“Got it.”

“You can play on the outside, but don’t put it in yet.”

With her nipples now hard little pebbles pointing skyward, the girl obeys his next command, pressing the vibrator against her.

“Mmmmmmm, daddy…yes, don’t make me stop” she says, arching her back toward the toy, letting it throb and hum against her fleshy pink mound.

Her long brown hair grazes her shoulders and falls to the sides as she teases her pussy with hard and then soft pressure, making sure not to part the lips all the way just yet.

She moans into his ear as the intensity grows.

“Put me on speaker, and then put the phone between your tits.”

“Oh yeah, Daddy!” she says as she engages her speaker phone and places the cell on her breastbone between her two soft, bouncing titties.

“OK daddy.”

“Do you want to cum this morning?”

“Yes, daddy, please!”

“Good—now you can put it in, BUT SLOWLY!”

With both hands now free, she opens her juicy slit and plunges the head of the purple rubber cock inside her with a loud “oh yes!”

“Find your G-spot.”

She moans, letting the toy enter her fully, and then brings it about halfway back out, angling it upwards.

“Mmmmmmmm…” she moans as her tight pussy throbs around the shaft, slowly moving in a circle until she finds the right spot.

“That’s right, fuck yourself—rub that G-spot…”

Her body begins to tense.

“That’s ME right there, baby—that’s MY FAT COCK inside you, stroking your spot so good. You love it, don’t you?”

“Yes daddy…it feels SO good!”

“Daddy’s got his cock in his hands. I’m stroking it thinking about you-about being inside your tight little pussy right now. God, that’s amazing. Daddy wants a nice, big, fat orgasm. You make Daddy cum so hard his ears ring. Let me hear you cum so I can cum too. You know what I like.”

“OK daddy…” she trails off, now concentrating intensely on rubbing herself from the inside, gliding the fake purple cock in and out, up and back. She pictures him on the other end, thick erection in hand, working his staff. It gets her hotter, and she grinds against the toy harder, faster.

“Oh…my….god, Daddy…I’m CUMMING!”

Her legs go stiff, her back arches, and her toes curl. The muscles on her right arm flex as she works the toy hard against her G-spot, sending waves of uncontrollable pleasure through her body. Her pussy seems to contract around the toy, holding it inside her, greedily eating it up. Her tits bounce with the vibration as her whole body convulses.

“OH YES DADDY!” she screams in a final wave of pleasure.

That does it. On the other end, his cock explodes, pumping a thick, full load onto his stomach and chest. It takes them both a moment to catch their breath. He can hear her panting.

“You dirty little slut—now you got me all dirty too,” he tells her, looking down at his cum-coated, still slightly erect cock.

“Now…what are you going to be thinking about in class all day?”

“You, Daddy,” she laughs mischievously.

“That’s right. Now go put on a black thong—that’s what I want you to wear today. Under a nice skirt.”

“OK, Daddy.”

“And when you’re in class, and your professor is being all witty, and you start to wonder what it might be like to fuck this older, educated man, remember that MY cock is what you service FIRST, every single day.”

“Of course, Daddy.”

“So you just remember, even when you’re riding some cute guys your own age from school, that your pussy is MINE FIRST—that I make you cum FIRST. Isn’t that right?”

“Yes, Daddy, always.”

“Good girl. Now hurry up and get ready for school before I have to punish you next time.”

“Bye, Daddy. Thank you!”

They both hang up their phones and lay where they are a minute more, catching their breath…

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The Most EPIC ORGASM Ever! …Alone!

I put on music so no one could hear the buzzing, turned it on, and stuffed that vibrator into my pussy right there!

I thought about his cock pounding me as I pumped and swirled the toy in my pussy, fighting against my half pulled down pants to spread my legs as far as I wanted to.

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Get the Most Out of Your MORNING WOOD!

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