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I Had a Really Hot ?4th of July? with a Hot Couple!?

Fri, 06 Jul 2018 18:52:23 +0000

Wow, you guys—I had way more fun at the Fourth of July party I went to than I intended to. I’d thought it was going to be pretty tame, but I ended up getting my pussy licked in front of a bunch of people and fucking a hot couple.?

The party was at a friend of a friend’s, and I barely knew anyone there, but I soon found myself having a drink and a conversation with one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen in real life.

We were sitting by the pool talking and giggling, and she started getting really flirty with me, like touching my arm and my leg a lot while talking to me, and leaning in close and looking me in the eye a lot.

I was starting to get turned on—it’s not every day that I find myself sitting practically thigh to thigh with a smoking hot girl in a bikini, and she’s being kind of aggressive and touching me. I suddenly saw a lesbian makeout sesh in my near future. And I was not wrong.

After a couple of drinks, she went from flirty to downright touchy-feely, draping one arm over my shoulder and playing with the edges of my bikini top, fingers brushing against my side boob.

“You have amazing tits,” she said to me.

“So do you!” I said, staring at them. She’d started kind of fiddling with my nipple lightly through the fabric of my swimsuit. Our eyes met, and then she tilted her face up and kissed me, deeply and wetly.

That kiss was a lightning bolt straight to my pussy. I gasped, and she giggled, then started licking her way down my neck, kissing and sucking the sides of my neck.

As she nibbled my collarbone, suddenly a shadow fell over us, and I opened my eyes to see a very sexy guy standing between me and the sun. He grinned at us.

“I see you’ve already found some entertainment,” he said to the girl. She batted her eyelashes at him and gave him devilish eyes.

“I was just getting to know my new friend here,” she said, then turned to me, nuzzled me for a moment, then said to me, “That’s my boyfriend. Don’t mind him.”

He nodded a hello, then stretched out on a neighboring chair, arms behind his head, a knowing smile on his face as he pretended to not be paying as much attention to us as he was. I looked around and realized we’d gained other onlookers too—small clusters of people (mostly guys, to be honest) were standing nearby, pretending not to notice the two hot girls making out by the pool.

The girl had moved on from my collarbone and had started kissing my chest, reaching up to caress my tits as she squeezed them together and put her face in them. I was SO WET by this point that I felt a squishing sensation every time my body shifted. I was craving the feeling of her mouth on my nipples, but I didn’t think it would actually happen right there in plain sight of so many people. She went to pull my top aside, and I stopped her for a moment. She read my mind.

“Oh, it’s fine,” she reassured me. “Everyone here has seen all kinds of crazy shit around this pool. He throws great parties.”

She winked and gestured to her boyfriend, then tugged my top aside and popped my nipple into her mouth, swirling her tongue around on it. It felt so fucking good to have this sexy bitch sucking on my titty.

My eyes briefly met those of her boyfriend, and he simply nodded his approval. I could see his swim trunks had started to rise in the front. He was clearly enjoying the view.

She finished with the first nipple and moved on to the other one, taking her time, licking and flicking with her tongue. My tits were now out in full view of everyone, wet and glistening with this hot chick’s spit. People had started to openly watch.

She wasn’t done with me, either. She licked a wet path down my belly and slowly pulled at my bikini bottoms. I lifted my hips to let her slide them off. She spread my legs and looked at my pussy appraisingly in the sunlight.

“Your pussy is fucking gorgeous,” she said, then buried her face in it, licking the oozing moisture from my crack, probing for my hole with her tongue. I couldn’t help it—I started to moan a little as she licked me with long, hard strokes.

“You girls are getting me excited,” said her boyfriend. “Any interest in moving this to the bedroom and having some real fun?”

The girl pulled her face out of my pussy and wiped some of the juice from her chin.

“Oooh, do you want to play too?” she asked, wiggling her booty a little.

“If she’s into it,” he said.

I WAS SO INTO IT. I wanted to fuck this couple, and I wanted to fuck them NOW.

He led us into the house and into a well-decorated master bedroom with a huge bed. Clearly lots of debauchery must happen here. I was butt-ass naked walking from the pool to the house. I felt everyone’s eyes on my ass as we retreated. I gave it a little extra bounce for their enjoyment.

“Keep licking her pussy,” the guy said. The girl undressed, then pushed me gently back onto the bed, and resumed her expert tongue work. I was watching the guy step out of his trunks. His cock was a thing of beauty: at least 9 inches of hard, pink glory.

He got on his knees behind her and slid his cock into her waiting hole as she continued eating me. She started tongue-fucking me in rhythm with his pumping motion, and rubbing my clit between her thumb and finger.

Watching him fuck her at the same time as she worked my pussy was too much for me. It was too fucking hot! It sent me right over the edge, and I came so hard that I yelled out.

“Oh my god! I’m coming so fucking hard!” Once my spasms had subsided, I wanted to return the favor to her. “I want to taste you,” I said to her.

She crawled off of her guy’s cock and crawled up my body, letting her tits trail across my skin, then positioning her pussy directly above my face, straddling me. As I inhaled the delicious aroma of her just-fucked pussy, I felt the guy’s hands on my thighs, spreading them to make way for his cock.

She lowered her wet snatch onto my mouth at the same time as he rammed that big cock into my pussy. It felt sooo good. And she tasted soooo good. She started riding my face a little, moving her hips and pressing her mound into my nose as I flicked her big, hard clit with my tongue.

Her guy was having a good time in my pussy, too.

“Fuck, you feel good!” he exclaimed, pounding in and out while his lady soaked me in her pussy juice. “I don’t know how much longer I can last!”

“I’m almost there too, baby,” his girlfriend said, quickening her movements while I lapped at that sweet cunt. “Are you gonna blow in her? You should. Mmm!” The idea of her boyfriend filling me up with his cum obviously turned her on even more, and she gasped and rocked and finally climaxed. I could feel her orgasmic waves pulsing through her pussy lips, contracting her hole around my tongue.

At nearly the same time, I felt her guy’s cock get extra-hard, and he grunted and pushed and I felt his hot jizz squirt up into me. He slammed into me with every spurt as she rolled off of me and watched appreciatively.

“Now for my favorite part,” she said, and actually LICKED my pussy clean of his cum.

We eventually rejoined the party (I had to do the naked walk back out again!) and I’ll tell you: there was envy on the face of every single guy there. You better bet I’m planning to attend the next party they throw!

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EFFIN’ HOT Boy on Boy on Girl on Girl Foursome!

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 23:51:47 +0000

Last weekend we all went out and got SHITFACED drunk.

“We” as in me, my boyfriend, my friend Amanda, and her new boyfriend Mike. (All names have been changed to protect the non-innocent!)
So we knocked back quite a few at the bar and then ended up at my place, where Amanda and I were dancing close and sexy while my boyfee played DJ. And just like every time I get drunk, my bisexual side comes a-roarin’ out!

Before I knew it Amanda and I had our tongues down each other’s throats and the boys were egging us on!

Not wanting to disappoint, I grabbed Amanda by her long blonde ponytail and kissed down her neck…then lifted up her shirt and unsnapped her bra…the whole time with JUST enough sobriety left in my to worry/wonder how her new man was going to feel about this, since I have no idea how he feel about Amanda being Bi. But as I wrapped my mouth around one of her adorable little A cups, he sure seemed down so I didn’t stop!

I stripped her naked in the center of the room and laid her down. The guys were both like “YEAH, DO THAT” so she laid back and we continued to make out as I made my way down her body with my kisses.

Then I heard the sound of zippers and both our dudes had their cocks out, sitting on the sofa, and started stroking themselves to Amanda and me.

“TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF TOO” Mike told Amanda, slowly wringing his cock.

Amanda pulled my dress off over my head and pulled off my panties and now she laid me down on the floor and spread my legs. I closed my eyes as I felt her warm, soft tongue slip between my pussy lips. I couldn’t help but moan as one of her French manicured-fingers slid into me as well. I kinda felt like a porn star, getting finger-banged by a hot chick while people watched.

I opened my eyes and looked over at the boys and couldn’t believe what I saw: Mike had his hand around MY boyfriend’s cock, and was stroking him off!

I never, not in a MILLION YEARS would have thought my man would be down with that! For like one second I felt weird and betrayed even, but then, as I continued to watch while also enjoying Amanda rubbing my clit, I started to really like it! I’ve totally never seen a guy jerk off another guy before, and it was much hotter than I would have thought!
So, since THEY had been so hip on giving directives to US girls, I suddenly felt emboldened to give some of my own!

“HEY—WHY DON’T YOU LET MIKE SUCK IT?” I asked my boyfee.

I mean, shit—if Mike was into stroking another dude’s cock, is a blowjob that far off? Obvs this dude Mike was bi too, so…
My man is supposedly straight. HOWEVER. Mike got down in front of him and there were NO objections!

My man slipped his hard cock right into Mike’s eager mouth while Amanda dove into my pussy again, this time jamming a finger in my asshole, too.

I was driving me nuts! But so was Mike sucking on my boyfriend’s dick! WHY was that so hot?!

But wait! It gets better!
Amanda wriggled her ass at Mike and it’s like they read each others minds.

“COME FUCK L________” Amanda says to my man about me.
So my boyfee lays down on top of me and slips it in. Somehow just having an audience was hot, but they had way more in mind! So I’m laying there with my legs up in the air getting fucked, and then Amanda is straddling my face with her wet pussy. I grab her sweet thighs and pull her pussy lips into my mouth. She starts riding my face as my man fucks me!
BUT WAIT!
It gets BETTER!!!!
Mike whispered something in my boyfees ear, and my man looked a bit apprehensive, and then Mike whispers something else, and my boyfee nods.

Next thing I know, Mike is BEHIND my man and takes his schlong, spits on it, and spreads my man’s cheeks and SLOWLY pushes his cock into his ass.

“ITS COOL DUDE” I heard Mike say “YOU’LL LOVE IT”
So I’m licking and sucking at Amanda’s clit as she gyrates like crazy (and LOUDLY!) on my face. My boyfee is fucking my pussy hard. And Mike is ramming his cock into my man’s ass and I can feel every thrust coming from behind. And OMG you guys it was INSANELY HOT!!!!
Kat starts cumming first, all loud and almost suffocating me with her juices, and it’s so hot having her writhe on my face that I start cumming too! Then my man says he’s close, and Mike says so too.

“CUM ON US!” both us girls cried, and so as they were ready, my man pulls his cock out and aims it at my stomach.

Amanda—that dirty slut—crawls over to Mike and he pulls his fat throbbing cock out of my man’s ass and aims it right at her face!

FUCKING A. It was like we had our own porno!

So…now what do I do? Is my boyfriend Bi now? I mean, I’m cool with it—that was fucking hot and I’d like to do it again—but I’m just mad surprised he let that happen! Let’s hope he doesn’t have regrets about it cuz I really, like REALLY liked watching my man get his dick sucked by another dude! And I wish I had a better view of the ass-fucking, so… I’m trying to plan another night like this!

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Forget OTNB– My Lesbian Jail Sex Was WAY Hotter!

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 22:53:26 +0000

Aight guys so I’m kind of a bad girl! I am 19 and super cute and always horny so guys like to buy me drinks. And I recently got kicked out of a bar because I was in there drinking. Not just kicked out though – I was like druuuunk and got arrested. Since I had a record – I got caught tagging up graffiti shit on my 18th birthday after my team won a super crucial game – I was taken to jail!

I had to spend 3 days in that bitch before I was able to get bailed out.

And dude,that’s A LOT of days when you’re hot and horny and like dick in your mouth like every night.

I couldn’t fuck, I couldn’t work myself up at werk on the phone line, masturbating could be tricky just cuz other people could hear me but I was kinda like whatever, I need to flick my clit and stick something in my cooter. Like I need to cum.

So after dinner most girls went to the showers and did their thing. Or some did their bible study but that’s boring. I wanted to see some tits so I went to the showers so I could look at all the naked girls. I saw titties and asses and I was gettin’ all writhed up, my pussy tingling and feeling stars all around it. I dropped my towel and stood there, about to reach my hand down between my legs when the hottest chick there – this Brazilian girl – walked in front of me, fully nekkid, hella hot body, slim tummy, thick thighs, ba-dunk-a-dunk in her trunk and gorgeous perfect round supple tits. I almost jumped on her right there – attacking like a starving pouncing on its prey.

I followed her into the showers – there were a bunch of shower heads in a line so 10 people could take a shower at once – and found an open spot next to her. She was on the end by the wall.

Once the water hit my shoulders and sprayed drops of water lightly over my breasts I turned toward her and tilted my head back and ran my hands through my hair. The water was dripping all over my face and she turned toward me at the same time – her tits right in front of my face – and of all things –

SHE DROPPED THE SOAP!

I almost busted out laughing because she dropped the fucking soap, like I was in a mother fuckin’ movie or something – but she was so sensual about it I was immensely turned on. I mean, I saw her beautiful South American ass bent over and I swear to fucking god if I was a man I would have rammed my dick right up in that booty.

Fuck the pussy, I would have stuck my cock right up her fat ass. And I bet it was hella tight too!

I decided to work my magic – it had been a few months since I got down on a chick – and I bent down to grab the soap for her. Our hands touched as we reached for it at the same time and she looked up at me. Her beautiful blue eyes under her brown bangs and her innocent face – I wondered if she had ever had her box eaten out by another female before.

I just went for it. I kissed her. I wrapped my tongue around hers and pressed my lips against her lips and we stood up, our hands feeling each other’s bodies, my hands gripping her big booty, her hands running along my waist and then down my thighs. I pushed her into the wall, my boobies touching hers – nipple to nipple – and I kissed every bit of her belly as I made my way down to my knees and stuck my tongue out in-between her legs.

I tickled her clit, opening her pussy lips with my tongue, and she leanded back against the wall and moaned.

She grabbed my hair tightly with her fingers and I was eating her out so hard she came in my mouth. Then she pushed me back against the wall next to me and kissed me, then she got down on her knees and repaid the favor!

God damn she was good!!! This chick had a tongue like a snake – wrapping around every little crevice my vagina and inner thighs and asshole had to offer. I learned the answer to my question – she definitely had been with chicks before! She had to have! Thinking about her getting it on with other chicks turned me on even more and I let go – I bursted all up on her lips. She looked at me – her index and middle fingers still inside of me, my cum in her mouth, and smiled. I pushed her down and lied on top of her on the floor. On the floor of the fucking jail shower. We made out for what seemed like another ten hours and no one was even yelling at us for taking too long in the shower.

It didn’t take long to realize we had an audience – quite a few girls, naked girls, were standing there watching this whole thing take place.

A few of them were even rubbing themselves out. I think they really enjoyed the show, and it was funny because the next day everyone asked me when I was going to take my shower.

Oops, I got bailed out. No more jail showers for me! I definitely got Miss Brazil’s email address though! Can’t wait to see her again =)

Now back to work! Ready for that cock!!!!

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I FISTED a “STRAIGHT” GIRL, & it was HAWT AF!

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 20:33:57 +0000

Hi guys, this is my first blog on here, so I’m going to try and follow the rules as best I can. No real names, no real places that are not public, etc.

Ok, so, my story is about GIRLS. I’m 100% bisexual, and have dated both women and men. But the reality is, I talk to dudes and phone fuck dudes every single night with my job.

But I seriously hadn’t been getting enough PUSSY in my face lately, and that sucks.

Like, in long while. So when I saw this chick the other night, I just went for it. Here’s the thing—she said she was STRAIGHT. But, like, she was wearing Converse with fishnets and she had a BLUE FAUX HAWK with shaved sides so in my mind I called bullshit on her straightness! I just KNEW that was a girl who had yet to DISCOVER the magic of another girl…

I won’t bore you with the details of how I asked her out under the guise of friendship only, or how I plied her with booze all night when we finally met up this weekend. Let’s suffice to say, at about 1:00am at my place, I was buzzed, she was pretty sloshed, and I leaned in to kiss her. To my surprise, she didn’t push me away at all—she kissed me back and then whispered “I don’t know”.

“Don’t know about what?” I asked her.

“I don’t know what to do” she said.

She looked so fucking CUTE in her little wifebeater tank top and plaid skirt. So innocent. She couldn’t have been more than 90lbs and an inch or two over 5 feet. I like that—I’m tall at 5’8”, and I love to dominate shorter girls. Anyways…

So I said “you don’t have to do anything this time. Just let me please you.”

“OK” she said quietly, and I leaned in and kissed her again. Her lips tasted like strawberries. Her tongue was delicate and melted into mine as I laid her back onto the sofa. I lifted her tank top up—but ONLY enough so that just the bottoms of her perfect little pointy A cups were peeking out—that shit turns me the fuck on! I licked the bottom of her breasts and laid her back.

She kicked off her sneakers and went to remove her fishnets, but I stopped her:

“I like them on” I said, and I just looped my finger into one of the holes and RIPPED THEM OPEN.

I did it just a bit- just enough to pull aside her thong– and I got on my knees, put my ass in the air, spread her labia, and started licking her pussy.

She immediately began to moan “OH MY GOD” over and over.

I licked my fingers and slipped them into her tight little shaven slit too. Straight MY ASS I thought as she began grinding her hips into my face.

“OH MY GOD no guy has ever eaten me like this” she moaned as she turned her head side-to-side, eyes rolling back.

I REALLY wanted to show her how good it is with girls, so I was, like, doing my absolute best. I coaxed one finger in her asshole and she was surprisingly relaxed, so then I took a jeweled butt plug and stuck that in while I vigorously fingered her pussy.

“Your cute little ass looks so adorable with my jewel” I told her, “I think I want it next. Roll over.”

She flipped over, and I ripped the backside of her fishnets too, and pulled out the plug, replacing it with my tongue.

“OH MY GOD!” she yelped as I tongued her tight little ass, pulling her cheeks around my face, digging as deep into her as I could.

Hot little piece of ass, seriously! I’m soaking my chair remembering this for you, guys! She’d have let me eaten her INSIDE OUT, I swear! But I didn’t want her to CUM yet.

I picked her up like a dude SHOULD and carried her to my bedroom. Now it was my turn to get naked. I stripped out of my dress and again, I call BULLSHIT on her straightness because when she saw me naked, she licked her lips unconsciously! I climbed over her, kissing her again, now dragging my tits over her face. I shook them, slapping her with them.

“SUCK THEM” I told her. I mean, she had to do SOMETHING for me, right? Besides be a dripping hot pussy I was dying to have! Tease!

She was an apt pupil! She scooped up a breast in her hands and brought her lips to it. She started to suckle it almost like a baby, nursing at my tit, NEEDING something from me, and I swear in that moment, I fell a little bit in lust!

TRY THIS I told her, spreading my legs, swinging one over her head.

I pressed my vagina against hers and she looked at me with big, questioning eyes.

All you have to do is grind against me, I showed her, arching my back, letting my hips roll into her.

“OOOOOooooooooo” she moaned as my pussy pressed against hers, clits rubbing together.

“Yeah, baby” I told her “just like that” and the next thing I know, this bitch is scissoring me like an old lesbian! She grabbed my leg and GROUND against me, and for the first time, I realized I would cum too.

“You like pussy now?” I asked her as I felt her getting to brink.

“YES! She yelled, “OH YES!!!”

I threw her on her back again. Scissoring was fun, but I knew I could make her cum hardest with my mouth. I sucked her pussy up into my mouth, flicking it with my tongue.

“You dirty little goddess” I told her “I could eat your pussy all night long and still want more”.

“You want more?” I asked her

YES!

So 4 fingers turned into my FIST, and before you know it, I’ve my entire FIST coming in and out of her, pounding her senseless.

OH…MY…FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” she screamed, and I felt her pussy contract around my arm, holding me in place. For an extra thrill I started flicking her clit with my other hand as she came contracting around my fist, her pussy eating half of my arm.

When we were done, so was soooo cute and asked me if I was OK and if I had fun!

I told her it was a pleasure to fuck a tight, hot little piece like her, and that I’d love to be BI FRIENDS with benefits!

Bitch better call! LOL But, like, how can she not???!!!

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Slut Problems!

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 19:35:53 +0000

Ok so im calling this blog Slut Problems, cuz that’s what I think ive got! Its like every time I go to a party or something, my bestie is MAD at me! Every SINGLE time! So shes Asian and pretty uptight and shes got this really REALLY jealous boyfriend, so she has to be SUPER careful when so goes out the she doesn’t talk to other guys and stuff so anyway, im single and DON’T GIVE A FUCK so of course im going to FLIRT and shit! Why not?!!!! Im on the damn prowl and that should be fine and its no ones business AT ALL! And the fucked up shit is that she USED to be JUST like me! Worse, even! I swear, the stories I have on her! She knows!!! So anyways no one should be caring, but shes always over the corner, giving me those EYES you know which I mean…

So last weekend were drunk at a party and im sitting on this super hot guys lap, and im flirting and having fun, and shes over there looking all pissy. And this party is like super dark, and there were definitely people on drugs and stuff, and this guy CLEARLY has a giant cock. I swear that when it started getting hard, I was literaly rising up with it! So im sitting on this giant cock, and the only thing between me and it is his jeans and my panties, really, since my skirt is so short. This guy is kinda sleazy, but I kinda like that honestly. And so I was, you know, sorta rubbing my ass on his a bit, bouncing a bit, totally trying to drive him nuts. And it worked of course! But it also drove my friend nuts too, cuz she came over and grabbed my hand and said we needed to leave. And then it finaly hit me! She was JEALOUS! And not JUST jealous that I can fuck whoever I want, but also jealous that I was spending my attention on someone else! Like she felt left out or something!

So I took her hand and literaly put it on my tit! I just took it and slid it down my shirt and under my bra real quick and the next thing we both know her hands on my tit! Im not even sure what I expected honestly. But she didn’t pull her hand away! So I thought fuck it, and put MY hand up HER shirt too! And I had always thought she had cute breasts, and I was shocked that it kinda turned me on to hold one. My tits are pretty big (full C’s) and really soft…but she felt different. They were small but super firm. They sorta just stood out from her chest like gumdrops or something. Her nipple was really hard, and I just ran my thumb over it gently, and even through all the blasting music, I totally heard her make a little breath sound. Like, a SEXY sound, ya know?

So I pulled her a little closer, more into the shadows of the corner we were in, and lifted her shirt up over her tits. They were SO CUTE! I couldn’t help it- my mouth went to one, then the other. The guy under me groaned- I almost forgot about him at that point!

So I ground into my with my pussy, pressing down hard on his lap as I sucked her titties. She started to pull away cuz I think she started to get scared I think that someone would see, but it was really dark in there and no one gave a fuck anyways so I wasn’t worried. I pulled her closer, flicking her nipples with my tongue. When I ran my hand up her skirt and pulled aside her panties, she was totally wet! Dirty little lesbian liar! She told me she wasn’t into girls! Right!

I slid a finger in her pussy. Two. Three. Before I knew it I was totally fucking her with my fingers while I sucked on her tits. Dude suddenly lifts me up a bit and I hear his jean unzip, then he’s tugging my panties to the side. Next thing I know, his cock is inside me and he’s bouncing me on it as I slide my fingers in and out of my bestie, the whole time also sucking on her tits. If she was gonna be jealous it was my job to make her feel included, ya know? But I admit I liked this way more than I thought. And for reals this guys cock feels HUGE inside me. I mean I never actually SAW it be it had to be one of the biggest ive ever ridden for sure! And wait…so heres the best part! My bestie starts whimpering and I know shes gonna cum, and just thinking about her cuming all over my fingers while this strange guys cock is inside me make me start to cum. And that makes the DUDE start to cum too! No shit! So shes shaking and her pussy is vibrating on my hand and im sucking her left tit HARD and she cums and then my pussy starts to constrict around his cock and I cum, and then he’s lifting me up and snatching his cock out of me as HE comes, pumping into his hand, trying not to make a total mess of this freaking club were in. (Gross!)

Then it got SUPER WEIRD. Like, she pulled her shirt back down, and her skirt back down, and told me we needed to leave. And it was late so I was like whatever, and we got an Uber home and I didn’t even give the guy my number. And can you believe this shit IN THE UBER my bestie turns to me and says im too slutty and I need to tone it down! I could NOT believe it! Less than 5 mins after shes cuming on me, shes telling ME I need to tone it down? Nope! I told her shes lucky I don’t tell her boyfee! Hed dump her in a second!

God she drives me nuts sometimes but im not gonna lie. I really liked fucking her! I would SO do it again! How do I get my friend to just dump this jerk and be a slut like me?! Now the bitch hasn’t called me in a week so well see what happens! Lol Maybe I should blackmail her into fucking me? Im kidding. Kind of.

Or I might be needing a new best friend soon! :/
-“Kaycee”

Totally including a pic that best matches the moment!