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I was on my morning run — I like to stay in shape, LOL reformed volleyball girl over here — and when I’m on my run I don’t like to talk to fuckin’ ANYONE. You know, like, I’m sweating, I’m in my track clothes, gimme a break! But it was chilly out and I’d just started and was like fuck, my cunt’s colder than a witch’s tit, I’ll just duck into this coffee place for a little somethin then get back out there.
And holy shit this big young guy behind the counter just made me melt right away. It was fucking nuts how turned on I get right away like I wasn’t even THINKING about sex you know?! You know how that happens? You’re minding your own business thinking about whatever bullshit in your own damn life and suddenly you see someone and just like well fuck, now all I can think about is getting fucked. Alright then huh.
And I was like well shit I look like shit – nice way to see this guy! Though I guess he was in his apron or whatever so he probably wasn’t too pleased either. Well whatever you don’t choose these things. I get a warm thing of something and I just thought “We have to fuck later”.
I was wrong about that.
I had to fuck him NOW.
I went back out on my run but I couldn’t stop thinking of his dick in my pussy, like I was just obsessed. When I passed the shop on my way back I went back in and his face lit up when he saw me! I was like lol hey I gotta talk to you. Like right now. He said uh uh uh ok I guess I’ll take my break.
He was like what if someone see us?
“Yeah. What if?”
“Uh uh uh. I guess. Whatever I have to fuck you.”
“That’s the fuckin’ spirit!”
“Ok,” I panted. “Fuck me. It’s time for you to fuck me.” I dropped my pants and bent over and it was goddamn about time when he eased his big ol’ dick into my pussy. Holy shit! His dick felt so fucking good.
“Holy shit” his hands squeezing my bobbing ass, “you feel so damn good, your pussy’s so fucking good babe”
“Yeah yeah holy shiiit’ he cupped my boobs and kept ramming into me and I just felt all this ugliness and badness get fucked right out of me. Like all the shit of this whole month just lift up and floated way.
“WOAH THAT’S HOT!”
Oops. I guess someone did see us.
“Oh no. Uh uh uh.”
The crowd cheered. “Yeah don’t stop!” Lol. Smartasses.
“Fuck me!” I said horasely, come on fuck me fuck me.
“Yeah fuck her!”
“Holy shit you’ll let me fuck your ass?”
“Fuck my fucking ass!”
“Shut the fuck up!”
And then he put it right in! I shit you not, the crowd clappped. IT was like a fucking baseball game or something! Lol what the fuck.
“You gonna cum or what?!”
Those fucking peanut gallery nerds.
I’d already come twice after all this shit but they didn’t need to know that!
“Oh shit I’m gonna come!” I was ready for it. I mean I didn’t need it, but I wanted him to feel that good and I wanted them to get a show so…
“Come on my face!” I said.
“Holy fuck really?”
…turned out the crowd was kinda big.
He stood over me looking shocked! His apron was on the ground lol. He looked so confused and also like he knew he’d just had the best fuck of this hwole life. “What do we do?” he said in a tiny voice.
“Smile. And wave.” I said, winked at him. The crowd cheered again. Weird fucking life but you can bet I’m all ready to start my shift lol.
1. I can say “FUCK” all the fucking time. That’s probably my favorite word.
2. Making guys cum makes me feel pretty damn good about myself. Sure, most guys hang up once the dirty deed is done but I don’t care. To be honest, nobody really notices me in real life, I am LITERALLY a ghost to a lot of people. But when I go home & switch on to one of my phone sex characters – I become your desire. I can be whoever I want to be. So hell yeah, go me!
3. Working from home and being in my underwear or better yet, my cute little panties with my butt cheeks hanging out is the BEST THING EVER.
4. Phone sex allows me to be creative and to be as sexy as I feel like, something I don’t really get to do in real life. After all, they say the most sexual part of the human body is the brain – if your head’s not into it then nothing else will be.
So if you enjoy phone sex as much as I do, then you know what to do! Talk to you soon! ;)