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Which is why I’m no less than thrilled about getting DICKED HARD last night by a big, hairy stranger in the back of the band van!

So we were playing a show and I had my hair up in pigtails and had on my leather tank and pink shorts and was singing and screaming like hell. And then I saw this tall buy with a big beard and intense eyes at the front looking at me.

Then at the end of the night, I was packing up the merch table and the guy came up to me.

“I’ve been watching you all night, and you’re HOT” he said.

“Ditto” I told him, cuz now that he was up close, I think he was pretty hot in an older, manly sort of way.

“Yeah, so now what?” he asked me.

I knew what he wanted, and shit, I knew what I NEEDED.

“Follow me,” I said. “We have a van.”

We walked out to the band-mobile and I opened the door to the back and hoped inside and said “shut the doors.” He climbed in and obeyed.

His dick was out right away and it was a good one; short but fat with a big, bulbous head that just begged to be sucked on.

I told him to kneel and I sucked it on like I’ve never sucked on anything else! His cock tasted so good, it was so fleshy and throbbing and pulsing and I felt his pleasure go all through his body! I pulled out long enough to say “PULL MY FUCKING HAIR! FUCK ME!” and he growled and let out a scream, I set him loose! He roared and grabbed my pigtails and fucked himself silly into my open mouth. Oh he got so fucking hard it was so good!! He slammed himself down into my neck then played the head of his dick in and out of my lips!! Got it felt amazing.

I was stroking furiously at my clit with one hand as I sucked him, feeling my juices start gushing between my fingers, pussy ready for the main course!

He wanted to fuck me and I wanted it to but there was only one way, lol. I put my hands on the back of the front seats and bent over and braced myself against some amps. I leaned down and looked at him through my spread legs! He still couldn’t believe this was happening, his big grey eyes so wide!

“Fuck me,” I commanded, rubbing my soft red glowing pussy. “Fuck me. Fuck me right here,” I cooed. “Come on. I want you to fuck me. I want you to pound me till I see stars.”

Oh, he liked that!

He got on his knees and rammed into my pussy from behind so SO hard it almost hurt! He was splitting me open with that thick cock, eager to get as deep inside of me as he could.

He hammered me so hard the van was shaking! Rocking back and forth. I didn’t care, I loved it, his cock felt so good stuff right up until the end of me.

After a long time of this—I think it was half an hour!— I’d come more than a couple times and I was finally ready for his. I turned around and lay on my back and massaged my aching pleasured pussy and said here you cum right here! I gave him a look and tugged once on a pigtail and soon he was jizzing! Gave me a big old creampie! Oh God it was so fucking good.

Finally, I got some after a show. I think I’m going to try to fuck a new dude after every show! I just gotta figure out how to get them to NOT be intimidated to come up to me. Do you think if I wore a T shirt that said “FREE PUSSY” that would help :P

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☘ Happy St. Patrick’s from 1800PHONESEX! ☘ https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/happy-st-patricks-from-1800phonesex-%e2%98%98/ Thu, 17 Mar 2016 17:42:38 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=809 Continue reading ]]>

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Does this count? This is the only green photo I could find today…

Remember us when you’re drunk and horny later! Can’t wait to have dirty, sloppy, nasty phone sex with you! ;)

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The Virtual is Just as Real… https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/the-virtual-is-just-as-real/ Thu, 21 Jan 2016 21:37:41 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=666 virtual-girl

Call for erotic conversation,

Stay for the visuals…

Get lost in my voice

Explode into sexual pleasure.

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Fat Girls Are Sexy Too @1800PHONESEX https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/fat-girls-are-sexy-too-1800phonesex/ Wed, 20 Jan 2016 21:35:25 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=661 Continue reading ]]> Is it still okay to say the word ‘fat’? Or should I say ‘thick and curvy’ or ‘bbw’ instead? I don’t know. Why do we have to be so damn PC if everyone is thinking it?? Whatever.

I’m constantly amazed by how much internet porn has grown to the point where there’s something for everyone – including those who love big women!

Enjoy this sexy GIF I stumbled upon today and yes…we do have sexy, BIG women at 1-800PHONESEX!

Call now if you’re a chubby chaser! ;)

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Funny GIF of the Day https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/funny-gif-of-the-day/ Fri, 08 Jan 2016 00:07:50 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=648 Continue reading ]]>

This is us at work, lol. Except we don’t have live entertainment, we have this thing called the internet and it’s literally FILLED with porn.

We hope you’re having a sex-filled 2016 so far, but if not then you already know what to do! So don’t be embarrassed if you aren’t getting any, that’s what we’re here for! ;)

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Star Wars XXX: Force Rising https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/star-wars-xxx-force-rising/ Tue, 05 Jan 2016 21:28:02 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=644

Someone at 1-800-PHONESEX is kinda nerdy and obsessed with all things Star Wars, so why wouldn’t she post a porn trailer? That red Twi’lek is sexy and you should call and tell me how you’d like it…

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Christmas Cutie Squirts https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/christmas-cutie-squirts/ Wed, 23 Dec 2015 22:49:02 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=629

Christmas is just a couple of days away and we’re kinda, sorta in the spirit. Are you? Enjoy this video we dug up and call us up for some nasty conversation! Drinking an adult beverage is highly encouraged. xo

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I Don’t Know About You… https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/i-dont-know-about-you/ Fri, 18 Dec 2015 00:58:52 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=620 Continue reading ]]> big tits phonesex

but we LOVE tits. Big titties. Juggs. Melons. Boobs. Knockers. Dirty Pillows. Breasts. Small tits are cute, but big boobs – there’s no comparison. I love touching, caressing and squeezing my own glorious titties when I’m on a hot phone sex call. I love pinching my nipples too when they’re extra sensitive (like around the time when my Aunt Flo is about to arrive. I get super horny around that time too. TMI?).

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In Honor of Star Wars – CALL 1-900-HOT-JEDI https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/in-honor-of-star-wars-call-1-900-hot-jedi/ Tue, 15 Dec 2015 22:30:48 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=616

We all know by now that this is a joke…right? Well it didn’t used to be (900 phone numbers were real). But we seriously can’t get enough, we HAVE to collect ANY & ALL phone sex-related humor out there. It’s our job and we’re constantly amused ;)

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May the force be with you!

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Raider Nation with Bonnie Rotten https://live-hot-phonesex.com/blog/raider-nation-with-bonnie-rotten/ Mon, 28 Sep 2015 02:08:04 +0000 http://1-800-phonesex.com/blog/?p=506

Lets go #raiders!!! Let’s beat the Browns today and make it 2-1!!! #raidernation #blackandsilver #justwinbaby

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